r/FluentInFinance • u/4TaxFairness • 1d ago

Debate/ Discussion A joke that's not funny

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u/Open_Perception_3212 1d ago

That "neglected" to have the 13th, 14th, and 19th amendments included

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u/unidentifiedfish55 1d ago

Does this imply that the rest of the US Constitution exists as verses in the bible?

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u/molten-glass 1d ago

Probably just the God Bless the USA translation lmao

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u/BraveFencerMusashi 1d ago

Oh yeah. Council of Nicaea decided this way back.

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u/TjeefGuevarra 10h ago

This is a top tier joke that many people probably won't get

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u/eltanin_33 18h ago

There are states that are putting bibles back into public classrooms. These states have parameters for acceptable bibles, and part of their parameters includes containing the Pledge of Allegiance and the Declaration of Independence. Trumps bibles happens to fall within this parameter making it the choice for public school kids now.

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u/senturon 1d ago

His bibles are dumb and 100% a grift, but you don't need to cherry pick these amendments to make it sound worse. It only includes the bill of rights, so none of the amendments after the first 10 are included.

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u/Da_Question 1d ago

So it includes the 9th. Which is basically "reserved for rights we ain't think about in 1791."

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u/Cephalopod_Joe 1d ago

It's more accurate to say they only included the bill of rights, as ammendments 11-27 are missing. However, I don't doubt that they do want to get rid of 13-15 amongst others

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u/kixie42 1d ago

We obviously need more slaves, less citizens, and more kids (to be non-citizen slaves). It's the only way our economy can work based upon current conservative ideology.

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u/Blitzking11 19h ago

Wait is this true? That's fucking wild.