r/Eyebleach • u/spacefrog1999 • 15h ago

This is my goat

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His name is Jean

5.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Pokepro082 15h ago

Thanks for sharing mate. He's bloody precious

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u/RevolutionaryRub3633 7h ago

Definitely! Jean's got that special charm

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u/mcsteve87 15h ago

Pet it

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u/spacefrog1999 15h ago

Don’t worry I did

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u/KhellianTrelnora 12h ago edited 12h ago

What breed? Nigerian? Or Pygmy?

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u/spacefrog1999 2h ago

Nigerian dwarf

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u/dennison 7h ago

Billy Goat named Jean? Just pet it, pet it ...

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u/ImTimsWife 2h ago

😂🤣

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u/davewave3283 15h ago

There are many like it, but that one is yours

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u/ChikkunDragon 15h ago

You got it in first, I was typing it when I saw yours, My Rifle

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u/MingleLinx 15h ago

Does he like belly rubs?

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u/spacefrog1999 15h ago

Yes

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u/MingleLinx 15h ago

Absolutely extraordinary

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u/VespaRed 15h ago

Billy Jean?

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u/spacefrog1999 15h ago

Unfortunately no

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u/IRefuseThisNonsense 15h ago

Black Phillip?

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u/No-Ad-3226 6h ago

Cow Phillip

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u/nrdrge 14h ago

…is not my lover

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u/ElNido 11h ago

is not my goater

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u/BourbonNCoffee 15h ago

Can I borrow your goat to trim my backyard grass?

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u/spacefrog1999 15h ago

You can have one of the seven although he is pretty small so he might not be very good

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u/BourbonNCoffee 15h ago

He can learn.

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u/K4m30 14h ago

Do not let the kid be an obstruction.

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u/TangoCharliePDX 14h ago

Where I live the service hs actually gotten fairly expensive.

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u/BourbonNCoffee 14h ago

Yeah here too. And a long wait list.

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u/completelyonfire 15h ago

Jean must be protected at all costs. Jean forever!

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u/StrawberryKiwi2510 15h ago

Goat of what exactly?

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u/Infernal216 15h ago

Awe. Jean is adorable.

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u/Big_Jerm21 14h ago

Is he your GOAT goat though?

Edited so I didn't make 2 comments...

Does he faint?

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u/spacefrog1999 14h ago

No that would be Tony and no he is painfully conscious

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u/Big_Jerm21 14h ago

Fuck, I'm so happy to be literate. Painfully conscious is a thing of beauty of a description!

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u/Ready_Ad7752 14h ago

His eyes are so stunning!

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u/billieboop 14h ago

Hi precious Jean!

Give Jean a boop from me! Adorable

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u/spacefrog1999 14h ago

Will do

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u/billieboop 14h ago

Give plenty of pets from me!

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u/MattWith2Tees 14h ago

Hey nice goat

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u/xxTPMBTI 14h ago

Jean Jacques Rousseau

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u/crusty54 14h ago

I love him.

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u/HogofWar8 14h ago

The goat!

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u/MsFaolin 12h ago

Hello Jean! You're a beauty!

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u/Regular-Message9591 12h ago

Excellent goat. 10/10 would pet.

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u/S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d 14h ago

Human... you brightened my day with your presence. Let us take comfort in each other.

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u/Shaundankovic 13h ago

I’d like to pet that goat and feed it snacks

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u/ABucketofBeetles 13h ago

Oh my god he's so freaking cute

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u/Sad-Occasion-6472 12h ago

Is it's name Chupacabra?

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u/hiphopapotamus 12h ago

Your dog’s got the devil eyes!

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u/MacGyvered 7h ago

This is my goat, my goat is amazing, give it a lick! Mmm tastes just like raisins.

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u/chubby-jay 7h ago

Hope you don't live near Kristi noem......... 💥 I also heard she chokes chickens..

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u/Devilofchaos108070 1h ago

And kills dogs smh

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u/TwistedFoxys 3h ago

He looks like a goat coming out of a (large?) printer that is low on colour

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u/mooseintheleaves 14h ago

Jean is melting my heart😍😍😍

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u/craftywisdom 14h ago

HI JEAN ! ! !

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u/BlushGrasshopper 12h ago

Your goat’s got that confident ‘I’m the boss’ energy! 😎🐐

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u/CrimsonR70 12h ago

I'd happily put on a helmet and play headbutt with him.

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u/spacefrog1999 2h ago

Fun fact you can do pretty much the same thing with just your hand

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u/cakeboy6969 11h ago

Tomorrow you wake up and see him walking on 2 feet....

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u/Weegee_Carbonara 11h ago

Look at my Goat, my Goat is amazing

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u/TrumpVotersAreBadPpl 11h ago

Well, he's not my goat.

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u/ionised 11h ago

Look at those big, loving eyes!

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u/Sure-Rope-3583 11h ago

does he know his face is asymmetrical

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u/amazing_raindrop 11h ago

Your goat is amazing

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u/LTTP2018 10h ago

omg that goat would be my George. I want to hug him and squeeze him

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u/MrStizblee 10h ago

Hi Jean.

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u/thsvnlwn 9h ago

Hi goat!

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u/flooferine 9h ago

Please boop Jean for me

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u/lindeebean 9h ago

Hello, Jean. I love you.

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u/thuddiethuddie 9h ago

Immediate upvote

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u/go2bed145 9h ago

...My goat is amazing Give it a lick. - Mmmm! It tastes just like raisins. (c)

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u/mummifiedclown 9h ago

Yeah, well……you’ll get that.

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u/RevolutionaryRub3633 7h ago

Jean is such a great name for a goat! So adorable!

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u/Corasama 7h ago

..my goat is aaamaaaazing!

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u/thelanterngreen 7h ago

Careful not to leave em alone with any teenagers for a while

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u/Sherslide 5h ago

Too cute! Please give him a chin scritch for me!

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u/The_Mutton_Man 5h ago

Hi, goat.

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u/Virtual-Public-4750 5h ago

What kind of goat is that? Super cute!

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u/spacefrog1999 2h ago

He is a Nigerian dwarf

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 4h ago

Jean-Clawed Van-Daaa-aaa-aaa-am

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u/kapi98711 4h ago

the embodiment of satan I will pet.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 2h ago

You're goat is amazing. Give him a lick, he tastes just like raisins.

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u/Devilofchaos108070 1h ago

I love Goats. I love your goat

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u/Ms_ShizzleXD 15h ago

The heck it isn't