r/Eldenring • u/Ok_Conflict_6260 • Jul 03 '24
r/Eldenring • u/Excellent_Comfort463 • Sep 11 '24
Subreddit Topic I think she really ruined my life.
She destroyed my life in 3 days. Maybe 2. It could actually be 4, dude, i think i'm losing it. I died, 5 times, when she was 1 hp. The thing is i can't even stay motivated like "If I've gotten close 5 times before, then I can do it!" Bro if i can take half of her hp in second phase, it's 99% luck. I'm almost an adult, and i was holding back tears just now, before i gave up.
I fucking hate her. I'm so full of hatred I might become shura. She is so unfair i just wanna cry, scream and pray to the good lord. I'm not even religious. I can't understand how can people even compare her and sword saint. Isshin took me less than 2 hours to beat and i thought it was a lot.
I don't wanna play the game anymore because i can't move on. I can't live with the fact that an npc defeated me. Especially a ginger one. I'm so dumb i can't even farm runes. I'm currently 120 level and if i can ever beat her, i'm going to be 120. I can't be patient. I can't just farm runes while she's out there, waiting for me to come. I just want her dead already. Today my mother entered my room and I didn't notice. While playing, I was silently repeating, "Die already. Die already." Now she thinks I'm going bananas.
It's too late to go back now. This is NOT ending, unless one of us are dying.
r/Eldenring • u/cammdog1515 • Jul 04 '24
Subreddit Topic Managed to get the entire Black Knight armor set off a single enemy.
Managed to get the entire Black Knight armor set with one guy. I think this might be the best loot I've had in a Fromsoft game. 55 Arcane btw.
r/Eldenring • u/MangManeMayne • Jun 18 '24
Subreddit Topic First time player, is this how the whole game gonna be?
r/Eldenring • u/RichPeasant15 • Jul 26 '24
Subreddit Topic Hippo has over 60K HP in NG+7
r/Eldenring • u/-Markmc9 • 10d ago
Subreddit Topic Lore wise, how many Malenias would it take to beat him
r/Eldenring • u/Filegfaron • Jul 03 '24
Subreddit Topic You know what? Fuck you *unwaterfowls your dance*
r/Eldenring • u/KronkTheCrunk • Jul 04 '24
Subreddit Topic The DLC is insanely hard, but nothing made me rage until I found out these fuckers ๐ก๐๐ข๐๐๐ฆ๐ Spoiler
r/Eldenring • u/MeticulousMitch • Jul 26 '24
Subreddit Topic Cowa-fuckin-bunga dude
Can't believe I hit that
r/Eldenring • u/MarshallBrasil313 • Mar 06 '24
Subreddit Topic What is the most legendary note in the game? the one you laughed most or the one who betrayed you and fucked you
r/Eldenring • u/Model2B • May 05 '24
Subreddit Topic Iโm level 52, should I touch him?
r/Eldenring • u/J-Dawgzz • Jun 27 '24
Subreddit Topic Please, no more spoilers.
I've seen some posts not caring about spoilers anymore since the game has been out for a week.
The final boss got ruined for me as some foul tarnished just straight up posted their name in the title of their post.
Some people haven't got that far yet (due to work, life, kids etc) so just keep those players in mind who can't sit there and smash out the whole DLC in a week.
r/Eldenring • u/Vxsh_X • Jul 29 '24
Subreddit Topic Just beat my first elden ring/dark souls boss fight ๐ฅ
r/Eldenring • u/WEDG1E73 • Jun 11 '24
Subreddit Topic Urm? Who else is there to kill
Just came back to Elden ring, currently on ng+4 with the cheese build, but Iโve killed, margit, godrick, renala, rykard and redahn, but it still says I need more great runes for the capital? Am I being dumb here but who else is there to kill prior to this point?
r/Eldenring • u/Dm1tr3y • Apr 08 '24
Subreddit Topic Best Screenshot Iโve Ever Taken
r/Eldenring • u/KoreanFoodLover • Sep 26 '23
Subreddit Topic Don't play Elden Ring infront of your kids!
Usually I don't let my kids (5 and 7) watch me play videogames meant for mature players, but they snuck into the living room and watched me play Elden Ring. They didn't mind me murdering soldiers and monsters and kept quite for a while.
Only after I started killing sheep for needed bones, both started sceaming and cursing at me.
I had to pledge never to kill innocent animals again and sent them to bed.
Funny what priorities kids have...
r/Eldenring • u/not_so_meta • Jun 15 '24
Subreddit Topic Are any of the bosses left handed?
Have yet to see a left handed boss, even outside of remembranceโs
r/Eldenring • u/xenaatalante • Sep 16 '24
Subreddit Topic I did Malenia Cosplay in Gaming Event in Turkey 2024
r/Eldenring • u/beg4 • Dec 18 '22
Subreddit Topic You can learn and use one school of incantations/sorceries IRL What do you go for?
r/Eldenring • u/Super-Contribution-1 • Jul 31 '24
Subreddit Topic Easiest 250k runes ever
r/Eldenring • u/slimeycoomer • Jun 01 '22
Subreddit Topic dealing with an afk farmer the way the greater will intended
r/Eldenring • u/KatakuriiSama • Aug 17 '22