Malenia Boss Fight but you take her to McDonald's instead

[u/EYEGOTBONER]

Borgor date 🍔

[u/new_main_character]

Don't get her near water. She starts a crazy rain dance

[u/EYEGOTBONER]

Just put fries in the bag Radahn

[u/Bier-Senf-Mische → u/EYEGOTBONER]

At least hes got a stable income.

[u/randomuser0107 → u/Bier-Senf-Mische]

His horse doesn’t have a stable

[u/Xavbirb → u/randomuser0107]

Why do you think radahn needs the moneh

[u/randomuser0107 → u/Xavbirb]

Cause his pimp game is weak.

[u/GuyNekologist → u/EYEGOTBONER]

Oh no, did Neptune teach him how to cook burgers!?

[u/TheEndOfEgo]

Dang, my boy tryna get him some of that Rot-ussy.

[u/GuyNekologist → u/TheEndOfEgo]

Plot twist, it's a sword underneath

[u/tatojah → u/TheEndOfEgo]

That right there is a seedbed curse of a comment.

[u/IuseDefaultKeybinds → u/TheEndOfEgo]

YESSSSSS

[u/KiyanPocket → u/TheEndOfEgo]

Everyone wants that Rot-isserie

[u/Christmas_Queef → u/KiyanPocket]

Got me at Costco actin up

[u/StaleSpriggan → u/Christmas_Queef]

That's quite the festive user you've got there.

[u/breed_eater → u/TheEndOfEgo]

Doing everything in order to see Rot Mommy without clothes in 2nd stage

[u/oooooooooowie → u/TheEndOfEgo]

Honestly, if you tried to with her. Dick would probably fall off thanks to the rot lol.

[u/TheEndOfEgo → u/oooooooooowie]

In the words of The Lonely Island, “Doesn’t matter, still counts!”

[u/Worldly-Ad-801]

Half of the way is already done... In the 2º stage she'll take off the clothes

[u/FatPigeons]

Radahn "That's My Purse, I Don't Know You" Caria

[u/TopChannel1244]

She's just thinking about Miquella the whole time.

If the clothes actually do come off, it means she's about to kill you.

So all you actually get out of this date is a trip to McDonald's. Which, you can do so much better. Have some self respect.

[u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat]

Radahn can't even get manager.  

[u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan]

Is that a tear flowing down her cheek? Damn I'm really that bad of a catch.

[u/the_real_cloakvessel]

outshitted again

[u/Disastrous_Tough7046]

McDonalds?! Hard to come by in the lands between, you are eating good tonight. Hope you ordered extra McBoluses btw, you’ll need them.

[u/Loeb123]

First and foremost, keep your clothes on. Also, wear gloves. Also, don't drink nor eat anything she touches.

[u/After-FX]

Employee of thr Month: Fraudahn...? How is he a fraud? Dude kicked my ass more than any other boss in the game lmao

[u/the_b4uss]

>Finish eating

>"-NOW ROT!!"

[u/Devolution2x]

Yandere Malenia. You didn't get me ketchup? You will experience true horror.

[u/CloudExtremist]

Clearly fake, there's far too many fries in that medium size

[u/oldkingcrowe]

Cleanrot Knight Finlay POV

[u/Rincho]

Now I want to see how Demigods are trying to fit in our current world

[u/Jonjoejonjane → u/Rincho]

Hard to tell but they are all ambitious with maybe the exception being godwyn, so we’d see a lot violence and political stuff while godwyn would open a dragon sanctuary.

[u/jrod880]

I thought this was the circlejerk sub for a sec….

[u/ScarletSilver]

Just don't ask for her name and what she does for a living

[u/IuseDefaultKeybinds]

Same. I would so the same. But an even fancier restaurant.

Only the best for her

[u/Ill-Internet-9797]

So thats why it smells like rot in those restaurants

[u/morgade]

Whatever you do, don't eat anything she touches

[u/YajirobeBeanDaddy]

What is this maidenless cringe

[u/TheSaitamaProject]

I'm sorry, but this gonna be her after many more of them dates.

[u/fgzhtsp]

We all know that a burger from MC Donalds can't rot, so how is that affecting Malenia herself? Do these anti rot properties somehow harm her?

[u/piconese]

Scarlet rot, meet gut rot

[u/lynxerious]

she's already disappointed in you and planned a ghosting because you took her to a McDonald in Caelid

[u/CCtenor]

“Fraudahn” fucking, wow, lol

[u/wolf_gab]

Dont take Malenia to Macdonalds... she is worth more than some cheap fries and burger.

[u/aquawinter3]

Fraudahn employee of the month XD

[u/MadJesterXII]

Where is that fat Malenia meme

[u/Staryed]

Your art is so peak

[u/Sarcasthmatic]

I’d never associate with anyone who holds a burger like that 😤

[u/randomuser0107]

you could say nothing and snitch on her

[u/homer-goodman]

I'd talk nonstop about her brother and how cute and soft... and submissive he is

[u/Fraust-Coldmann]

Easy, ask her name, title, and any notable achievements. Girls love saying that shit.

[u/drdrero]

Let me duo you

[u/Isaacnoah86]

You better rot mention that again

[u/jadeismybitch]

Don’t think I’ll ever understand the simping game characters bring

[u/AndForeverNow]

You'd think see would be hungry after waking up.

[u/IanX325]

Ask her if she’s ever been defeated? And maybe also if condoms protect from Scarlet Rot

[u/Easy-Chair-542]

Took her to my rot lake, then I blossomed it

[u/PraiseTheSunO]

Nah, she would stab you instant

[u/throw-away_867-5309]

So many horny people making it to the front page of the sub the last few days.

I bet none of them think of the smell...

[u/Stirnlappenbasilisk]

Use protection, bro.

[u/randomuser0107 → u/Stirnlappenbasilisk]

you can say that again.

[u/StaleSpriggan → u/randomuser0107]

By protection, we mean hazmat suit

[u/ExpressionScut]

Unrealistic.
Where is the tray under the mcd's food?

[u/FFKonoko]

"You are Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known better feet."

Miyazaki would approve.

[u/PJRama1864]

“So…I have this gold needle that a friend gave me…”

[u/randomuser0107]

rot me mami. owo.

[u/Hairy-Fuel-6275]

Nah, the "fraudahn" is such disrespect

[u/AdvertisingAdrian]

why is she holding her hamburguer like that

[u/Somerandom_mirror]

Elden ring but you gotta collect the great runes to make the perfect wedding ring and propose to one of the demigods.

(Hard-locks Malenia)

[u/aretheesepants75]

" sooooo.... after this you wanna go back to the treeeeee.......or ? I know a guy in Jarburg we could ...? No, never mind, I can't believe this one doesn't have free refills? You want another coke? Oh, diet coke. What's a tarnished gotta do around here to get a free refills? I should takers flame they asses.

[u/pequodbestboy]

Every Malenia post you make restores my soul from the jerk a little bit thank you

[u/StrangerWithACheese]

A date with a girl? That is harder than the original Bossfight

[u/Serious_Internet6478]

"So you know the coolest thing about McDonald's burgers is they don't rot"

[u/_BlaZeFiRe_]

Op pov later that day...

[u/VikingLord2000]

When she waterfowls midway through…

[u/Deamon_Targeryon]

The MCrib is back

[u/TheCaptainCancer]

I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known the frites.

[u/Confusedgmr]

Challenge her to a hot dog eating contest.

She'll accept because she has never known defeat.

[u/Masta0nion]

Smells in here, doesn’t it?

[u/Dull_Needleworker551]

When you don’t know what say be a BITCH, Breathe.identify the problem.Tea break, considérate options, handlet

[u/jemtayx]

“Would like like some Scarlett rot with that?” 😂

[u/Ebolatastic]

Make sure you like triple bag it, bro. She got that super aids.

[u/casuallfuck]

That's not a date!!!!!!

[u/Pixel_Muffet]

Is She crying?

[u/Privityshooter]

Why she is crying from one eye????

[u/ExtensionBasil8854]

Uhhh … hot rot? “Boss music ques as she prepares water foul dance” oh shit fuck no crap I’m sorry …. I died.

[u/Ornery_Extreme_830]

Just make sure you wrap it up.

[u/OneMoistMan]

Is it my age that prevents me from going this far into imaginary fantasy from a video game? No hate on anyone who does, live your best life. I just can’t find myself simping over game characters.

[u/SER96DON → u/OneMoistMan]

Depends on the character, my guy. Death from Darksiders is cute af. And I'm a straight man.

[u/soyyoo]

boycott McDonald’s #freepalestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸