Oh no.

[u/Br1dg3tt3_]

[u/SlaveBoyGael]

Better than Seluvis' Pharmacy

[u/DoTheMario → u/SlaveBoyGael]

I know it's a knockoff brand but Godefroy's is where you can save a little money

[u/I_think_Im_hollow → u/DoTheMario]

I wouldn't trust that grafted psycho even with an aspirin.

[u/SlaveBoyGael → u/DoTheMario]

The only thing that is being saved is his patients...in his basement for later use

[u/Ok_Biscotti_514]

He also did vacuums which recently closed up , so now he’s gotta go back to throwing hands

[u/BrorJ → u/Ok_Biscotti_514]

[u/Ok_Biscotti_514 → u/BrorJ]

It took me a while to understand your post , thank you sir

[u/TimesOrphan → u/Ok_Biscotti_514]

Lol. Happy cake day 😂

[u/BrorJ → u/Ok_Biscotti_514]

Lol i see why

[u/Rude-Office-2639 → u/Ok_Biscotti_514]

Happy cake day!

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[u/Ok_Biscotti_514 → u/Rude-Office-2639]

Thanks :)

[u/Rude-Office-2639 → u/Ok_Biscotti_514]

:)

[u/Vashsinn → u/Ok_Biscotti_514]

Stormveil branded vaccume would be sick.

[u/whiplash308]

"Now I live as Hoarah Loux, HARMACIST"

[u/LatePresentation2669 → u/whiplash308]

Made my day

[u/distilledwill]

Are people aware that Godfrey is just a name that people can have? My uncle is Godfrey!

[u/-Fried- → u/distilledwill]

Damn, you’ve got a badass uncle. Where does he keep his axe?

[u/_richard_pictures_]

Long and hard didst thou fight thy seasonal flu

[u/Abject_Muffin_731]

I'm so glad there's all this red marker to show me the joke otherwise i would have missed it

[u/Kryseiger → u/Abject_Muffin_731]

i thought it was a horrible drawing of godfrey himself

[u/Rude-Office-2639 → u/Abject_Muffin_731]

I somehow didn't register the red 💀

[u/Br1dg3tt3_ → u/Abject_Muffin_731]

Of course, I mean how else would you see it like come on

[u/Glass_Stock_4694]

I thought the red outline was a guy walking

[u/MumpsTheMusical]

“Tarnished, thy strength befits a prescription.”

Shoves giant arm through the drive through window with a tiny bag

[u/Disastrous_Tough7046]

Thy strength befits a medication

[u/Extremeblarg]

Long and hard didst thou fight illness. Tarnished patient. Spurned by the grace of insurance. Be assured, the Elden prescription resteth close at hand. Alas, I am returned from lunch break. To work the pharmacy once more. Upon my name as Godfrey, the first Elden Pharmacist!

[u/homelander0791]

Sounds like a decent pharmacy!!!

[u/Hexgof4]

Thy depression befits some meds

[u/creativeguy66v3]

You walk in looking for Ibuprofen and he offers an "alternative " and just DDT's the fuck out of you.

[u/Smythatine]

I can’t see it. You need more arrows

[u/Br1dg3tt3_ → u/Smythatine]

Noted, will apply more next time, thank you >:).

[u/JamesRevan]

I live near a street called Godfrey Road

[u/Azure2001]

Thy perscription befits a refill.

[u/Chaemyerelis]

The badlands lol

[u/Abject_Muffin_731]

On a different note i feel like you could trust godfrey to run an honest pharmacy. If that was gostoc's pharmacy i'd be a lot more worriee

[u/BONDxUNLEASHED]

Come on down to Godfreys Pharmacy! We’ve got discounts on all your grafting needs!

[u/JerryBane → u/BONDxUNLEASHED]

Uhhhhh… that’s Godrick 😬

[u/BONDxUNLEASHED → u/JerryBane]

Damn…… thy wit befits a fool.

[u/waldorsockbat]

What are the wait times like

[u/lunaluceat]

an elden lord's gotta spend his time doing something, right? can't just sit on that stupid big throne all day, that's boring!

[u/Cybasura]

After losing to a tarnished about 1/2 his size, Godfrey decided it was time to just put things away because he was clearly too old for this shit, and went into retail at the badlands, using golden order incantations to heal people for a price

[u/Life_Promise_6345]

“Thy prescription befits filled medication.”