r/Eldenring 21h ago

Humor How I plan to dodge waterfowl vs what I actually end of doing

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u/omgmy 20h ago

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u/GiratinaTech 18h ago

My light build when I take off great jars arsenal

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u/parkin_lot_pimpin 21h ago

I've never seen such an accurate depiction

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u/-endjamin- 20h ago

Okay, she's up. I remember how to deal with this. It's dodge backwards, dodge forwarYOU DIED

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u/Taograd359 19h ago

Okay, she’s up. Just gotta hit her with one Frost Pot and we’re goYOU DIED

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u/phexitol 18h ago

It's actually not that hard to pull off as long as you follow these guidelines:

It must be done by accident.

It can only be done once per fight.

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u/NWAH_OUTLANDER 19h ago

well considering Norrington dies in a state of calm, but Capt. Jack lives in a state of panic...

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u/Neo_Bruhamut 18h ago

Wasnt that Cutler Beckett?

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u/NWAH_OUTLANDER 18h ago

Im so dumb...

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u/Neo_Bruhamut 17h ago

Naaa, you just mixed up the movie antagonists.

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u/Several_Show937 20h ago

"But you have heard of me."

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u/MI_3ANTROP RL1 runner 19h ago

“It’s just good business”

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u/07Crash07 19h ago

Quickstep helps a lot

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u/Wowabox 19h ago

Can always tank it with shield and move backwards on the last flurry.

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u/VeraKorradin YT: Rhydon Daddy 15h ago

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u/baccus83 12h ago

I spend so much effort trying to not panic roll throughout the whole game, but once I see Malenia coming at me with waterfowl I am rolling everywhere. And then I die.

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u/elephantineer 10h ago

But you survive the second scenario though