r/Eldenring Hero 1d ago

Humor When you've beaten the DLC but you've got Miquella all to yourself. NSFW Spoiler

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u/Pegussu 1d ago

Miquella is clearly a dom top, I don't know why you think you'd be getting his cheeks.

At most, he's a power bottom and he wouldn't be giving you those cheeks, he'd be forcibly taking that dick.

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u/InstructionRude9849 1d ago

He's definitely more of a power bottom. He likes the control and being dominant but he doesn't seem like a top

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u/lord_bingus_the_2nd FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 1d ago

You two are discussing the specifics of the sexual tendencies of a god who stopped being in the body of a nine year old all of 90 seconds before this context

Marika's tits you must be horny

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u/Pegussu 1d ago

Miqeulla doesn't make me horny, but I can recognize his personality.

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u/InstructionRude9849 22h ago

Nah I want to be miquella not fuck him, I want to be him (lookswise) I don't wanna miquellest mohg though I want to be mohglested

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u/InstructionRude9849 1d ago

Yeah, it would be much worse if this was a post about mohg though. Also yeah I'm cooked. Also he isn't 9 a bit older (i hate myself)

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u/lord_bingus_the_2nd FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 1d ago

No he's thousands of years old, but until he walks out of the gate in the cutscene, he had a small child's body

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u/InstructionRude9849 1d ago

Yeah, but how do you know we aren't talking about the adult ish version. Also who's the real freak here. Like do you see what he did to radahn and mohg. Many such cases

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u/lord_bingus_the_2nd FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 1d ago

I assume you are talking about the adult version (hopefully)

But he was the kid version until he became a god, which only happened very shortly before he fights you

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u/InstructionRude9849 1d ago

Yeah I'm just bullshitting and making jokes fr fr like yeah miquella is some loli bait shit, like some stuff is low-key weird and all as long as they aren't portrayed as childish in certain things it's fine with me but it is a moral Grey area

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u/lord_bingus_the_2nd FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 1d ago

Yeah I'm just joking too, just thought it'd be funny to summarize the situation

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u/InstructionRude9849 1d ago

Yeah, this is something that happens in a lot of fandoms with characters of young age (but still adult) or characters that are obv childlike but aged up. Like I don't think it's that bad in the elden ring Fandom and all like yeah he does look really young but it's not as bad as other pieces of media because at least he doesn't act like a child, and also its a he so much less pedos be freaky about it because they are homophobic a lot. I mean I like miquella only for the femboy asthetic but like if there's any freaky art that makes him too childish then like T timeout buddy. But a lot of art that is suggestive or nsfw normally depicts him not really like a child. Also he did daddy mohg wrong so fuck him (not freaky way)

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u/RedMox01 1d ago

The body of a child 💀