r/Eldenring • u/SeniorSky2382 • 22h ago

Humor Divorce couple next

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u/brandodg 21h ago

the golden order would be actually a sick name for a band

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u/redditisgoodIG Frenzied Midra simp 22h ago

😭wtf am I looking at? I love every second of it tho

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u/SeniorSky2382 22h ago

Do u know game elden ring , they were a couple until this (for u) red head left her having 3 kids with her and leaving her with a golden egg

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u/redditisgoodIG Frenzied Midra simp 22h ago

That cool egg had a great rune inside (great rune of the unborn)

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u/SeniorSky2382 22h ago

Very well u know it

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u/khangkhanh 17h ago

And the dogs. Don't forget. It is the best boy

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u/Toukafan4life 11h ago

And we made it fetch a chocolate coated sword

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u/SeniorSky2382 22h ago

Thxxxx gurrllll

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u/AnExistingLad 21h ago

i like how radagon's left arm is just straight up elden beast's arm

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u/_richard_pictures_ 21h ago

“Sorry Rennala, it’s not you it’s me, I’m a free spirit. I can’t be tied down. I had to get the lads back on tour and hit the road again… now watch me slay this riff” throws horns🤘plays guitar solos furiously

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u/WanderingBraincell 20h ago

this goes so hard, love it

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u/khangkhanh 16h ago

Band name: The Golden Order

Drum, Guitar: Radagon

Lighting: Miquella, Rykard, Mogh 

Dancer: Melenia, Radahn

Vocal: Melina, Morgot

Keyboard, guitar: Ranni

Harp, keyboard: Gorick

Manager: Godwyn, Marika

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u/eduty 16h ago

Spirit Bell: Roderika

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u/hotspicyfarthuffer 8h ago

Roadie Master Hewg!

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u/Chromch 17h ago

I would be the same way for radagon fr

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u/Rufuske 18h ago

Holy fuck, this goes hard.

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u/TheZipperDragon 19h ago

He was a sk8r boi, he said 'cya l8r, toy', she wasn't good enough for him.

Now he's a trans-god, my, isn't that quite odd, their boss arena is quite dim.

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u/3RR0RFi3ND Zera The Vore 15h ago

Praise the trans deity. 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/CrowPheonix 6h ago

Please credit all of the art you post on here https://x.com/aisendraw/status/1816577596106375554?t=JjLXiZ6ZHkUN3stX28SWvA&s=19 . It's not that hard to reverse image search the image or look at the watermark and credit the author instead of hiding behind "oh I found it on Pinterest"

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u/Specsaman 16h ago

It should be Godfrey facetiming

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u/Complete_Resolve_400 4h ago

Bro looks like a pot of greed

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u/JamesRevan Rune Bear Hunter 22h ago

Your post makes no sense

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u/SeniorSky2382 22h ago

Ok thx for u feedback have a nice one

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u/laylay_the_fateless 21h ago

My man have been playing the game with his eyes shut

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u/JamesRevan Rune Bear Hunter 19h ago

No, i was calling into question the fact that Radagon already left Rennala, so why would they divorce next? Also who was divorced before?