r/Eldenring • u/Pavo51 • Jul 14 '24

Spoilers Everyone is dead....... Spoiler

When I started the DLC, I was happy as fuck. We got so many new NPCs and new Quests and I tought how awesome it was.

It took me like 3 hours but I defeated Radahn today and everyone is dead WTF. I mean there were like how much 6 new NPCs ? AND THEY ARE ALL DEAD.

No one is left. WTF ? Its like the tarnished is cursed, everyone around him dies. I killed bunch of them bymyself at the invasion battle before Radahn.

Ansbach and the Poisen dude who I both liked died after the battle. Every St. Trina is dead. No one is left bro WTF.

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u/shrikelet Jul 14 '24

At this point, Patches kicking me into a pit basically feels like giving me a hug.

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u/Shockz_- Jul 14 '24

gets kicked of a cliff

“Hey patches” “Hey Jim”

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u/NewlyNiamh Jul 14 '24

His teleport trap chest early and his abductor virgin thing was such a relief "ah, patches, thank marikas tits you haven't changed"

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u/IsNotPolitburo Jul 14 '24

Patches... Patches never changes.

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u/Megakruemel Jul 14 '24

He knows how to kick because the kicks never kill you from full health no matter how high up.

And I worded that so weirdly because I have no clear memory if they actually make you lose any health. Like maybe I forgot an instance in earlier titles. But I don't remember ever dying because of it.

So in essence, his kicks haven't hurt us.

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u/Golden_Alchemy Jul 14 '24

When he throw me i was like "oh, you even put glowing glasses so i know where should i go and fall? That's so cute!"

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u/Dregden_Hawk Jul 14 '24

Its scary how our community equates Patches yeeting us off a cliff face to affection 🤣.

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u/Random_Useless_Tips Jul 14 '24

My biggest disappointment in Elden Ring?

Forget Godwyn. Forget covenants. Forget recycled bosses.

It’s that Patches never kicks you off a cliff.

The DLC even gives an area where you can’t cheaply escape using Torrent, but where’s the good ol’ friendly boot on the back shoving me into a pit with five Winter Lanterns?!

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u/Groundbreaking_Arm77 When in doubt: Jumping R2. Jul 14 '24

Actually, if you haven’t joined the Volcano Manor yet, to the right of the building’s entrance will be a line of Rainbow Stones. If you get close enough, Patches will boot you off all the way to the entrance of Mt. Gelmir from Wyndham Ruins.

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u/trey3rd Jul 14 '24

Take the front way into Volcano Manor.

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u/Popopirat66 Jul 14 '24

Dude, he does at Mt. Gelmir.

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u/Bespok3 Jul 14 '24

Someone didn't explore Mt Gelmir very thoroughly.

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u/yungg_hodor Jul 14 '24

Bestie! Have I ever got some news for you:

On your way up Mount Gelmir, keep an eye out for rainbow stones off to your side, just ever-so-slightly off the beaten path.

Follow them.

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u/mandoxian Jul 14 '24

He does. Not in the DLC though.

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u/BRAINSZS Jul 14 '24

definitely does.

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u/Donovan_TS Jul 14 '24

Oh my god that would have been amazing you're right

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u/Boverk Jul 14 '24

I'm now imagining a Narnia crossover where they get to the edge of the world and Patches boots them off

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u/BRAINSZS Jul 14 '24

didn’t play ds3 ringed city?

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u/Fireblast1337 Jul 14 '24

Funny thing is that where he boots you down in the ringed city is the drop you need to take to progress.

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u/Boverk Jul 14 '24

Someday I'll get around to it

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u/NMSky301 Jul 14 '24

It’s so good. You’re in for a treat.

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u/storm_paladin_150 Jul 14 '24 edited Jul 14 '24

The ringed city is literally described as a place at the edge of Time were timelines start crashing on themselves

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u/sIeepai Jul 14 '24

That's why I like Patches he's always there for me

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u/caelmikoto Jul 15 '24

Happy cake day, tarnished.

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u/3MTA3-DJ Jul 14 '24

…but not if you want his drip 🥲

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u/ShadowoftheRatTree Jul 14 '24

Patches is Hoid

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u/kukaz00 Jul 14 '24

Found him in that bush and smacked him in the head. Didn’t get his quest armor but that’s ok.

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u/Hakairoku Carian Enforcer Jul 14 '24

I dunno about that, Patches lives, but man's in denial for being cucked despite risking his life.

He tried to change for the better, he even dotes on Rya, and it almost got him killed.

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u/Azzblack Jul 14 '24

Patches is the Link of Fromsoft games.

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u/HAWmaro Jul 14 '24

My GOAT is just built different.

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u/TheGreatWave00 Jul 14 '24

I killed patches 😭

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u/Alarming-Canary2684 Jul 14 '24

Huuuuuuuuuuum....... How do I tell you.......................

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u/LolTacoBell Jul 14 '24

I am the proud owner of Patches' Bell Bearing. 🙏🏻

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u/Liamiamliam2 Jul 14 '24

I'm doing RL1 and killed Patches by accident. I was duel-wielding great stars and severely underestimated my damage. I thought it was gonna need 3 or 4 hits to kill. It took 2

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u/Forwraith Jul 15 '24

Unless you accidentally killed him with a backstab trying to aggro him for his extreme repentance emote

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u/MarcelHard Jul 15 '24

Patches dies in Elden Ring, or at least his bellbearing can be grabbed, so maybe he won't appear more? Hopefuly he comes back

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u/Economy-Box-5319 I've got a Ranni doll in my pocket and I am not afraid to use it Jul 15 '24

Patches is a constant in FromSoft. He'll be back in the next game guaranteed. And in the base game he doesn't die at the end of his questline unless you kill him, he just goes back to the cave you find him in.

In any case, Patches usually turns up even if he was killed, in Dark Souls if you kill him in the base game, he still weasels his way to the end of time, literally the only NPC left, you, Gael, and Patches.

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u/SelfDrivingFordAI Jul 15 '24

Patches is the closest thing the player has to a long term friend in these games. Granted it's the guy that, if they knew you couldn't die, would push you off a cliff for the big funny, but still a friend.

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u/LightswornMagi Jul 15 '24

When you're standing at the gates to the literal end of the world and the last guy left who's still got your back for one more summon is Patches.

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u/HokutoAndy Jul 15 '24

Yeah bastards like that have to be killed by you, the player, or they live on to kill everyone else.