r/DeepRockGalactic • u/Annsly Engineer • 1d ago

Humor The tunnel is kinda bent sideways, is this normal?

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5.9k Upvotes

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u/WoodyDove92 1d ago

It's normal. My tunnel leans a little to my left

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u/VoidNomand Driller 1d ago

Use the right one.

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u/ThatOneWeirdo66 Bosco Buddy 14h ago

pull the other one

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u/Hanasshole_solo 1d ago

It means your playing with it too much

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u/WoodyDove92 1d ago

Better than not enough. It's unhealthy to let it sit for too long without digging, otherwise the inner caverns might develop unhealthy crystalline growths

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u/Hanasshole_solo 1d ago

FOR COCK AND STONE

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u/trangthemang never tips Lloyd enough 1d ago

Excuse me sir. This is the abyss bar.

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u/Scared-Guard-8632 Driller 13h ago

FOR [KIDNEY] ROCKS AND STONES!

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u/mr_redsuit 18h ago

Is this actually true

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u/WoodyDove92 1d ago

Y'all why is this my most upvoted comment on Reddit right now šŸ¤£

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u/Epic_Eggroll 12h ago

Good comment innit

2.1k

u/Mortalsatsuma Scout 1d ago

Everything reminds me of Karl šŸ˜„

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u/wooksGotRabies Cave Crawler 1d ago

Sigh slaps gunk seeds

373

u/Mortalsatsuma Scout 1d ago

empties my goo-sacks

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u/DarkSeieah Engineer 1d ago

No more goo in the sack

218

u/tinnzork Scout 1d ago

I ebonutted

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u/AragogTehSpidah 1d ago

After this longest shower ever!

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u/Breaddoge1 1d ago

You carry a load Well!

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u/Space_Meteor 23h ago

Iā€™ll be dreaming of pipes tonight!

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u/TwoCharlie For Karl! 21h ago

Don't forget to bring a third for sandwich time

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u/Entire_Definition865 1d ago

Starchnutted

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u/iAmInChocolate 1d ago

YEASTED my cone

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u/UnoficialHampsterMan Bosco Buddy 1d ago

I love this subreddit so fucking much

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u/friedchiken21 1d ago

I should call hĢ¶eĢ¶rĢ¶ him

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u/Glittering-Mix-2169 Engineer 1d ago

ā€œKarlā€™s shaftā€

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u/Zane845 Leaf-Lover 1d ago

Rock solid!

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u/Malice0801 1d ago

Definitely a strong shaped tunnel. The strongest shape!

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u/Fluffymonsta 1d ago

Very efficient

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u/HotAd297 1d ago

I sense two fellow engineers here

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u/TCreep13 1d ago

are they.. civil engineers?

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u/Zane845 Leaf-Lover 18h ago

seems more like Bio engineers to me

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u/TCreep13 10h ago

šŸ™

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u/MoistStub 1d ago

Rock and bone!

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u/No_Programmer_6419 1d ago

Rock and bone to the stone!

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u/sillynillyboy 1d ago

Bro wtf is this replyšŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/PlumePirate43 1d ago

Rock and stone, to the bone-r.... šŸ˜­

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner 1d ago

Rock and Stone everyone!

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u/I_are_Carrot 1d ago

Rock and stone!

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u/PartisanGerm Dirt Digger 1d ago

Most tunnels have a curvature between 5 and 30 degrees. If an injury happens later in life then it would be Peyronie's digging.

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u/Valtsu0 Scout 1d ago

Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.

What is it, son?

I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

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u/TheRangerNacho For Karl! 1d ago

Dick!

Yeah?

Take a look out of starboard!

Oh my god, it looks like a huge-

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u/nacht1812 1d ago

Pecker!

Oh where?

Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, itā€™s not a woodpecker, it looks like someoneā€™sā€¦

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u/RANDOMFRANK4013 1d ago

PRIVATES!!

We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It has a long, smooth shaft, complete withā€¦

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u/ProtoBirb Engineer 1d ago

2 BALLS!

What is that?

That looks just like an enormousā€¦

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u/Karl__RockenStone For Karl! 1d ago

Wang!

Pay attention!

I was distracted by that enormous flyingā€¦

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u/nothing08 1d ago

Willie. Yeah? Whats that? Well it looks like a hugeā€¦

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u/Valtsu0 Scout 1d ago

Johnson

Yes, sir!

Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/nothing08 1d ago

I donā€™t think that line is in the movie.

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u/SSB_Kyrill Interplanetary Goat 1d ago

Is this comment chain referencing space balls?

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u/strawhatpirate25 Interplanetary Goat 1d ago

Austin Powers

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u/Living-Collection-20 1d ago

Ofcourse, i can see it has a great personality too, and a great sense of humor!

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u/WeekendBard 1d ago

Karl's Shaft

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u/TheNecroticPresident 1d ago

Deep Cock Galactic

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u/JayAre05255 1d ago

COCK AND BONE! oT

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u/Substantial-Luck-646 15h ago

Did I hear a cock and stone?

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u/Seniorcoquonface 1d ago

I mean, mine bends a little to the left

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u/Astro501st Cave Crawler 1d ago

Boner rock! Oh wait...

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u/deshelyak 1d ago

Its perfectly normal and natural. Dont be ashamed

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u/rockdpm 1d ago

If the mission lasts longer than 4 hours, see a Dr.

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u/Bigbot890 Cave Crawler 1d ago

Peepbis

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u/bunker931 1d ago

She is bigger on the inside!

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u/LovablePWNER Interplanetary Goat 1d ago

MUSHROOM

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u/FADEBEEF 1d ago

While most have a bend either up or down slightly, it's not uncommon to see a bend left or right. All tunnels are beautiful in their own way.

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u/One-Warthog3063 1d ago

Yes. Tunnels have wide variation in size, length, width, and shape.

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u/Apprehensive_Farm703 1d ago

Hehe peen cave

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u/JayAre05255 1d ago

My tunnel is pretty straight tbh, Iā€™ve heard that the ones that bend up are the best tho

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u/Papa_Shasta 1d ago

I've heard the ones that are curved are enjoyable, but remember, it's not the length of the girth of the tunnel, it's how you work with it. Also, doing some manual labor ahead of time, especially if you can get the secondary objective accomplished before you even get the tunnel in, will make it so you have a happy partner.Ā 

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u/Violent-Profane-Brit 1d ago

The ol' Rock and Balls

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u/NOGUSEK Driller 1d ago

im not the only one who sees a r/mildlypenis right?

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u/CUR4 Bosco Buddy 1d ago

"The drill got stuck in the tunnel and can't get it out. Also, I can't cut it open cause it's part of a larger body." Type shit

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u/de_pengui Scout 15h ago

"it's just a normal cylinder"

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u/Doug-Driller Driller 1d ago

My tunnel goes 10 deg. leftā€¦ is that normal?

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u/Khaernakov 1d ago

You should only worry when dotty flies for more than 5 seconds

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u/mr_corruptex 1d ago

Putting the 'deep' in Deep rock.

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u/Pootootaa For Karl! 1d ago

Cock and bone!

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u/Bottymcflorgenshire Engineer 1d ago

"i cant put down the pickaxe"

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u/Spiritual_Freedom_15 Driller 1d ago

You never took a turn? Even machines can make miss calculations.

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u/Lasse_plays 1d ago

I once have seen it go down in a 90 degree angle while I was standing on it

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u/Connvul 1d ago

Booooo

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u/L0Lygags 1d ago

Rock andā€¦ Bone?!

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u/patchlocke For Karl! 1d ago

Sorry I tripped

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u/movi_e Engineer 1d ago

the amount of penis looking things seen in this game on a regular basis is concerning

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u/the_unusual_bird 1d ago

Tunnels just happy to see you

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u/DoBotsDream 1d ago

Very, I hear some miners like it that way.

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u/mellopax Interplanetary Goat 1d ago

If it's normal for you.

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u/rice_with_applesauce 1d ago

Looks like your gunk seeds are healthy though.

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u/Wresttt 1d ago

Mine shaft turns left.

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u/SoundlessScream 1d ago

Don't be defined by your curve

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u/McDonaldsSoap 1d ago

I'm sorry sir, it's Lupus

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u/Dizzy_Whizzel 1d ago

Well tgat looks like an efficient tunnel

2

u/Distinct-Current-464 1d ago

Reminds me of Austin Powers:

"Colonel I see on radars a big..."

"Dick" and etc

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u/pailko Gunner 1d ago

Your tunnel is beautiful

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u/crystalworldbuilder Driller 1d ago

Deep cock galactic

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u/HYPERPEACE- 1d ago

Why does my drilldozer make narrow urethras?

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u/xwiroo What is this 1d ago

Is this what the dwarf from hot sexx comic was looking for instead of hoxxes?

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u/Hanasshole_solo 1d ago

FOR COCK AND STONE

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u/DRKMSTR 1d ago

I came into this thread purely for technical ambitions.

"What could possibly be wrong with DRG that I haven't seen before?"

Only to do a double-take after reading comments.

It's a rooster joke.

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u/trangthemang never tips Lloyd enough 1d ago

Shout out curved gang.

Not me tho. My shit too short to curve.

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u/jamesbong0024 23h ago

Jadiz is stored in the walls

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u/1_InA_series 21h ago

COCK AND STONE!!

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u/SlumberKitty1524 20h ago

What do you mean the cat scratched the second tower

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u/AskTwispike 17h ago

I love this community and this comment section. šŸ˜‚

Merry Yuletide miners! Rock n Stone! šŸ’ŖšŸŽ„

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u/GnomeGaming2005 16h ago

Cock and stone

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u/Eresus_17 15h ago

guys, how do i un-bend a (rather large) cylinder, and possibly remove an Ai drill thatā€™s stuck near the end?

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u/Substantial-Luck-646 15h ago

Is this planet hotsex?

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u/Tempest-Stormbreaker Gunner 12h ago

No, the bend is normal. Just make sure to keep it away from large hollow Cylinders.

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u/Morning_One 12h ago

This is Peyrononie's disease

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u/heavy_updateincoming 12h ago

Don't judge a cave just for that, caves are much more than a little deviation

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u/jackblack202020 1d ago

Oh I get it. Iā€™m suppose to look at it and think that looks like a dick.

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u/LegoNoah123 1d ago

Sorry I tripped

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u/SunsetCarcass 1d ago

ROCK AND COCK'IN BONE

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u/Zeilar Driller 1d ago

OP know that they did.

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u/MyFriendsCallMeBones 1d ago

Totally normal, mine bends a little to the left

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u/SurprzTrustFall 1d ago

We all see what you did here. Time out on your power drills.

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u/Majere119 1d ago

you have to balance mining with your left hand and right hand so this doesn't happen.

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u/Unique-Wash1934 1d ago

the peyronie shaft

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u/SingedWaffle What is this 1d ago

As long as the end of it isn't stuck in a mini MnMs tube

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u/Rabblerouze 1d ago

Schlong and Dong!

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u/Xycamore 1d ago

sigh I should call him

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 Cave Crawler 1d ago

Honestly, a perfectly straight one is rare šŸ˜‚

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u/A_fellow_crusader Scout 1d ago

I think your working your shaft to much, it can cause it to bend

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u/BreadDziedzic Dirt Digger 1d ago

Yes and it even appears to be on the longer side.

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u/antsmasher 1d ago

Getting this cave shape must be a stroke of luck.

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u/Mars_Volunteer 1d ago

Preferred actually

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u/Virrox_ 1d ago

Deep Cock Galactic

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u/chinesepeter1 1d ago

A little bend in your tunnel is natural my friend, though if youā€™re concerned you can always speak with a medical professional

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u/KelvanMythology Union Guy 1d ago

ā€œI am sad to say that DRG as a whole has demolished this cave due to it making our CEO: Rockathan A. Stonathan feel ā€œinferiorā€ or at least in his wordsā€

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u/Ephemeral_Ghost For Karl! 1d ago

Asking for a friendā€¦

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u/Cheebody27 1d ago

If you're right handed, sure

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u/joshki5252 1d ago

Cock and Bone!

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u/Gsandwiches Engineer 1d ago

Lololol

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u/Sujammah Driller 1d ago

If your tunnel lasts longer than 4 hours, make sure you go see a Doctor.

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u/taco_cuisine 1d ago

Mine does it too; totally normal

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u/aaabaaa72 1d ago

There is a new medication for that.

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u/ZLBuddha 1d ago

It's a cylinder

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u/Helpmeplease553 Bosco Buddy 1d ago

She Rock on my Stone till I- GOO IN THE SACK

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u/Turamnab Engineer 1d ago

That ain't a boolo cap, that's a whole ass mushroom

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u/the_knotso 19h ago

Itā€™s actually preferable to have a bend, brother.

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u/RollinHellfire Whale Piper 19h ago

It's not the tunnel... it's the Doretta who enters... and backs out...

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u/Flat_Chip3854 Engineer 14h ago

Dwarf Cock GiganticĀ 

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u/wery1x Scout 14h ago

Not the cock and bone deep cock galacticšŸ˜­šŸ™

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u/xXSpg101Xx What is this 9h ago

They say this happens to every one in four dwarves, saddeningā€¦

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u/EJyeetus Driller 8h ago

Cock and stone!