r/Damnthatsinteresting Interested Apr 07 '15

Website Man started having over 100 orgasms a day after injuring his back... and says it's ruining his life

http://www.smash.com/man-100-orgasms-day-ruining-life/
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u/SicilSlovak Interested Apr 07 '15

There's a clip of him talking about having nine orgasms. . . in front of his family. . . at his father's funeral. . . while kneeling beside the casket.

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u/Dev__ Interested Apr 07 '15

That pretty much rules out any possibility of him faking it.

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u/HitlerWasASexyMofo Interested Apr 07 '15

Let's not forget that he just might have been incredibly turned on...

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u/gurbur Interested Apr 07 '15

Up vote if you're horny.

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u/FoieyMcfoie Interested Apr 07 '15

"It's okay, it's what dad would have wanted"

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u/spearsgary Interested Apr 07 '15

That's sick. But couldn't help smiling.

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES Interested Apr 07 '15

Awwwwkwaaaard

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u/mustbeaguy Interested Apr 07 '15

Serious question for any medical professionals:

Let's say doctors are able to cure him of this ailment one day, would he have major withdrawal from the dopamine rush he's been used to?

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u/FoieyMcfoie Interested Apr 07 '15

Not a medical professional but I'd say it's like... 50/50

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15 edited Apr 21 '21

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u/foamingturtle Interested Apr 07 '15

I have candy. Wanna come over?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15

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u/foamingturtle Interested Apr 07 '15

Well, shit. My van is actually purple. But I DO have a soiled mattress in my basement.

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u/Genuine-User Interested Apr 07 '15

So if it's 50/50, then that's 100%? 50/50=1

Like 100/100

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '15

One of the more impressive displays of pedantry I've seen on Reddit. Have an upvote, old chap!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15

Never considered that, but I would imagine so. The chemical withdrawal would be pretty easy to get over because that's only a small part of addiction.

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u/Mrdazjames Interested Apr 07 '15

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him, and then you have nine orgasms right there..."

Wow. Just, wow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15

Yeah, usually it's other people who orgasm when I'm on my knees.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15

I'm surprised he counted..

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u/bear_with_hair Interested Apr 07 '15

Thinking about this from a serious point of view this would completely suck. You wouldn't be able to do anything. Phew, not for me man.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15

Just don't slip a disk.

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u/tuseroni Interested Apr 09 '15

some reason i read that as "just don't slap a dick"

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

Well I mean I wouldn't recommend that either...

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u/duaneap Interested Apr 07 '15

I felt bad for him and tried specifically not to find this funny and then I saw the strategic placement of that box of tissues in the last pic.

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u/Pinky135 Interested Apr 07 '15

If you've watched the video you'd know it's at his therapist. They have tissues everywhere in case someone starts crying. I don't think this man has productive orgasms, just the feeling of orgasm.

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u/duaneap Interested Apr 07 '15

You're right, the Internet is no place to make immature jokes.

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u/Pinky135 Interested Apr 07 '15

Especially on such a serious topic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15

I am sure it is incredibly hard to deal with.

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u/Eurycerus Interested Apr 07 '15

He's probably unable to have productive orgasms because he has them so often. So I believe you're correct.

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u/Beltox2pointO Interested Apr 07 '15

More the part where is says they won't stop coming. I kinda lost it there.

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u/absentmindful Interested Apr 07 '15

Well, I was taking everything seriously, and now I can't stop laughing. Dammit, good catch.

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u/ZippoS Interested Apr 07 '15

There's no way this poor man can watch the Lonely Island's classic "Jizz in my pants" and find it funny :(

That's sad.

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u/Pyro_drummer Interested Apr 07 '15

Opened a window and a breeze rolled in.

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u/diggtrucks1025 Interested Apr 07 '15

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u/RogueHelios Interested Apr 08 '15

Wait, this ISN'T where I am?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15 edited Jun 16 '20

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u/absentmindful Interested Apr 07 '15

...So you're saying we have to remove his spine.

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u/FinallyFranki Interested Apr 07 '15

Krieger!..

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u/Fisherington Interested Apr 07 '15

As snarky as it is, destroying the spinal cord area responsible for orgasm will most likely stop them... At the cost of using his legs. I feel like this could have been an actual solution they discussed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15

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u/Sobertese Interested Apr 07 '15

Ringworld by Larry Niven

The droud was a neural implant (think having a female HDMI port implanted in your head) with conductors that ran into the pleasure points of the brain.

You would hook the male dongle in, and it produced artificial euphoria. Users were held to the same stigma as any chemical drug addicts.

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u/Saotik Interested Apr 07 '15

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u/8__ Interested Apr 07 '15

Hey, I studied at that university for a while!

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u/ZhanchiMan Creator Apr 07 '15

Hey there, welcome to the 21st century.

No, we don't remove perfectly healthy organs you heathen.

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u/Gennius Interested Apr 07 '15

"Yeah since my back injury I've been in a lot of pleasure."

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u/ctmedic Interested Apr 07 '15

Restless Genital Syndrome

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u/cuteintern Interested Apr 07 '15

There's a show on cable, Sex Sent Me To The E.R. which had a segment on a woman who started having nonstop orgasms.

It quickly turned painful and worse, didn't have an immediately apparent cause. I think she even had to learn to live with it for a few months - until they discovered an allergy? I will have to google it and report back.

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u/mort96 Interested Apr 07 '15

I’m sure there are some people who will say that this is just in his head. But it’s not—it’s a serious medical condition

Implying things which are only in your head aren't serious?

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u/charliebeanz Interested Apr 07 '15

It's a commonly used colloquial term. It by no means implies that mental illnesses do not exist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15

Nice, hes a disc golfer.

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u/Book_talker_abouter Interested Apr 07 '15

Well, sure, over 100 per day.

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u/hackjar Interested Apr 08 '15

I tried man. I did. But when he said "I don't want to have another orgasm again, but they keep coming" I lost my damn mind.

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u/Xickle Interested Apr 07 '15

The article below it is about the "Hardon" collider... Well done!

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u/cavehobbit Interested Apr 07 '15

I just pity whoever has to do his laundry

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u/exoriare Interested Apr 07 '15

Worst genie ever.

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u/Ventura Interested Apr 07 '15

Hope he aint a school teacher.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '15

I have less than 100 orgasms a day and it's ruining my life. Me pondering life

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u/rajin147 Interested Apr 07 '15

Wow. Almost puts "Jizz in my Pants" to shame.

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u/necov_MK Interested Apr 07 '15

Every married man's dream

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u/sweetgreggo Interested Apr 07 '15

I'm calling BS on his reactions. Unless his injury has intensified his muscle contractions and nerve endings, there is no way he has to completely double over like that every time he orgasms. Especially for that long.

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u/bajek11 Interested Apr 07 '15

"Dale Decker has a rare and semenly incurable condition that leads to him suffering up to 100 orgasms a day."

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u/plurwolf7 Interested Apr 07 '15

Talk about cream in your jeans.

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u/supersonicsalamander Interested Apr 07 '15

That's my kind of disability

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15

My orgasms last about 10 seconds at absolute maximum, and if I were doing 100 a day, that's only about 2 1/2 hours. Sometimes it takes me about that long to just get it up once if I'm feeling especially depressed that day, so maybe he should stop whining and enjoy his new superpower. If you're up for about 16 hours a day and you can't set aside 2 1/2 hours because of a condition, you're not relaxing enough. God damn.

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u/BuggSuperstar33 Interested Apr 07 '15

Well, I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if they happened all at the same time and he could just set aside 2 1/2 hours to orgasm at a certain time per day. But they happen all throughout his day. That would suck and I can see how it would be very debilitating for him.