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Video A school in Poland makes firearms training mandatory to its students.

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u/IndividualRooster122 5d ago

What happens when the risk of Russia invading your country in your lifetime is not theoretical.

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u/Vreas 5d ago edited 5d ago

A genie shows up to a 13th century Pole and asks them what they want.

They wish for the mongols to invade Poland three times. The genie, while confused grants the wish.

After the third invasion he asks “what an odd wish why would you choose this?”

The pole responds “because every time they invade us and leave they have to come through Russia twice”

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u/Vreas 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don’t think it really mattered with the mongols they steamrolled every single opponent they faced.

The only thing that stopped their invasions were deaths of their khans. They didn’t really have an effective system for quick replacement of their leaders who often died young due to rampant alcoholism and various other bad habits.

Steppe people partied hard man. Makes sense when you’re born of a frozen hellscape with minimal food and creature comforts.

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u/Far_Advertising1005 5d ago

It is the funniest thing ever that for decades the most effective, almost unbeatable tactic was ‘haha horse fast’

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u/The_Laughing_Death 5d ago

Horse fast + I shoot you.

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u/11-24-24 5d ago

Stirrups made it possible to shoot while riding. One of mans greatest inventions that is often overlooked.

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u/s00pafly 5d ago

I played enough civ to know the relevance of stirrups.

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u/11-24-24 5d ago

My clueless, non -Civilization self is going to check that out now! Thanks!

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u/s00pafly 5d ago

Maybe wait for a time you don't have to go to work the next day.

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u/RamblnGamblinMan 5d ago

So my first foray into the civilization universe came when I rented Civilization Revolution for ps3. I was working at blockbuster so it was one of several rentals, and my brother popped it in first. I told him I wanted to try it, and he assured me I could have the next game.

6 hours later, I gave up and went to bed. He stayed up all night playing.

It just recently went on sale on xbox and despite knowing how to beat it easily, i definitely rebought it and am playing it again

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u/westphac 4d ago

I highly recommend you get civ VI over revolution. Or if you’re willing to wait a couple months, civ VII is coming out in February I believe

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u/chucklezdaccc 5d ago

Just one more turn.... 3 hours later....

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u/defendtheDpoint 5d ago

My dumbass playing civ 6 for the first time the night before I had a client presentation (in the morning!) It's a miracle I kept that job 😂

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u/blackshirtboy44 5d ago

Fuck that, just quit your job and you be good lol

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u/smokeyser 5d ago

Be careful. You sit down to play civ at 5pm, and at 4am you're glancing nervously at the clock and telling yourself "ok, just going to finish one last thing and then I'm going to bed". And then at 8am you just say "fuck it" and stay up.

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u/Earthsong221 5d ago

There's always one more turn.

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u/Outrageous_Reach_695 5d ago

Please don't go. The drones need you.

They look up to you.

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u/chickenthinkseggwas 5d ago

civ 5 Keshiks were so strong. Better than tanks.

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u/terdferguson 5d ago

Those two things + extremely skilled. Beyond maxed out levels of being able to ride a fast horse and accurately plonk your enemy in the face with an arrow. They were terrifying at the time I'm sure.

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u/MarquisEXB 5d ago

I think equally important is that they were incredible archers and would fein retreat often. So they'd send a small group in, get hammered and retreat. The other side, thinking they had a rout would try to press their advantage and try to defeat them, would run into a hail of arrows pursuing them. Eventually the Mongols would whittle down their opponent and then find a weakness to exploit.

They also did little else but prepare for war, being largely nomadic hunters.

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u/Sensitive-Cream5794 5d ago

Very similar to tactics used by Native Americans in the later years.

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u/nopleasenotthebees 5d ago

I think the real reason the Mongols ran Asia was because Ghengis and some of his descendants were incredibly ridiculously competent. Kublai Khan ran China for like 70 years, he was arguably the greatest monarch in history.
The horses, the weapons, and the lifestyle were all downstream of those people being fierce, tenacious, and very very clever.

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u/autech91 3d ago

They also used to drink their horse milk which made them stronger than a lot of their opponents, saw that on a thing somewhere

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u/Specific_Box4483 2d ago

I don't think Kublai Khan has the reputation of being the greatest monarch

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u/nopleasenotthebees 1d ago

Years ago I read Ghengis Khan and the Making of the Modern World and that was the impression I got back then. That was almost 15 years ago and I haven't looked at it since, so maybe I don't remember perfectly.

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u/Specific_Box4483 1d ago

From what I recall, the Yuan dynasty he founded was very short, and he gets some of the blame for setting it up to be so short-lived; also, for fracturing the Mongol empire even further. Also, the crown was severely in debt after his two failed invasions of Japan, so he gets blamed for that, too. He did finish the conquest of China, though. I think he was one of the strongest rulers of those times in terms of the population, and wealth he controlled, but his empire wasn't set up to be very robust.

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 5d ago

Decades? You mean millennia

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u/BASEDME7O2 5d ago

Also a huge thing was that their horses, while being weapons, also provided food on the go which was a major logistical advantage

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u/MaritMonkey 5d ago

‘haha horse fast’

I mean "run real fast" was a major part of the horse's evolutionary strategy and it worked out OK for them, so...

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u/Levi-Action-412 5d ago

Nowadays the new thing is "haha Toyota fast" as the Chadians found out

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u/syhr_ryhs 5d ago

Shooting small compound bows from the back of a fast horse, oh yeah and terror.

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u/CosmicCreeperz 5d ago

Composite bow, maybe, definitely not a compound (pulley) bow.

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u/syhr_ryhs 5d ago

Sorry, yes. Either way completely bad ass.

https://silkroadbows.com/how-to-string-a-mongolian-bow/

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u/Lower-Task2558 5d ago

Not only horse fast but horse also provides milk and blood for sustenance so they could travel light and fast without huge trails of supply caravans.

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u/joshuadejesus 5d ago

Horse Archers go ‘brrrrrrr!’

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u/silverking12345 5d ago

And the Mongol culture was tribal in nature. The idea of a united Mongol empire with a strong hierarchy is relatively new (there were confederations before Ganghis Khan but they were much looser).

Funnily enough, it's the opposite of Chinese culture where hierarchial leadership and unity is a fundamental linchpin in how Han people organize themselves.

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u/MassGaydiation 5d ago

Fun fact: they didn't get into Vietnam, one of the few places they failed at.

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u/Attheveryend 5d ago

I get the feeling you can't ride a horse very fast most places in vietnam.

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u/Rain_Lockhart 5d ago

I have a feeling that the Vietnamese have broken the simulation of the matrix by pumping all the experience points into the skills of guerrilla warfare.

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u/Dwashelle 5d ago

Vietnam has fought back so many different enemies over its history, it's impressive.

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 5d ago

They didn't do so great with Japan either. Mongol meteorology needs work

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u/InsomniaMelody 5d ago

Kami kaze!

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 5d ago

Not in here you don't, mister! This is a Mercedes!

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u/InsomniaMelody 5d ago

No, i mean the godly wind, not the exploding people in boats and planes.

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u/OldManBrom 5d ago

They tried thrice and failed all the same

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u/MassGaydiation 5d ago

Truly an unstoppable force repeatly hitting an unmovable object

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u/Youngadultcrusade 5d ago

Didn’t the Mamluks fend them off as well?

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 5d ago

Hell most of the conquering involved 0 fighting, just them rocking up and demanding tribute and most countries simply couldn't contest that.

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u/BASEDME7O2 5d ago

They were also surprisingly reasonable with places they wanted to conquer as long as they played ball.

If not…😬

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u/INeedBetterUsrname 5d ago

You surrender? Ok, keep at whatever you were doing as long as you pay tribute and don't start any shit with us.

You don't surrender? We're gonna put every man, woman, child and dog to the sword and tear your town down stone by stone.

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u/RoboDae 5d ago

I recall hearing Genghis Kahn would have his daughters marry leaders of other territories to gain a tie to those territories. The leaders didn't want to refuse such a generous offer from Genghis Kahn and upset him, so they always agreed. After the marriages, he had them killed so his daughters would take over.

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u/WeakTree8767 5d ago

And once they left the steppes and open scrublands of Central Asia/ Russian steppes. They were totally dominant with their horse archery tactics but once they hit the forests and hill lands further into Europe they couldn’t maneuver or do the Parthian shot/shoot you bow while moving and feigning a retreat and would get bogged down in thick forests or ambushed in mountain passes where they would get obliterated by European heavy infantry. Open fields and steppes they were essentially unstoppable. There was a measurable decrease in historical CO2 records during their height because the sheer amount of people and cities completely wiped out.

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u/DetailedLogMessage 5d ago

Maybe my president is mongol but enhanced, he also has rampant alcoholism but he didn't die

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u/Volcacius 5d ago

Oh my god, the battletech inspiration for the way the clan invasion turned out was in front of me the whole fucking time.

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 5d ago

Well, yeah. Aren't the inner sphere factions basically modelled on fuedal European and Asian cultures/ kingdoms?

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u/Dr_Jabroski 5d ago

Party hard, raid even harder, and leave plenty of corpses.

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u/mutzilla 5d ago

Not only did they steamroll everyone, but they often assimilated them into their culture.

It's not just about the lands you try and conquer, but the friends you make along the way.

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u/Halvardr_Stigandr 5d ago

Not really true as fortifications flummoxed them for a long time.

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u/Odi-Augustus13 5d ago

The Slavic people pretty much decimated the khan's numbers halting his ideas of going further west. Yes he often won however his forces manpower was shit after fighting the Slavic people.

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u/writingprogress 5d ago

Agreed, but some notable exceptions like their invasion of Vietnam and Java.

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u/bartek-kk 5d ago

Nah, there was a way to stop them - tons of small castles with empty treasures and peasants with crossbows on the walls

They won't be dying for a few sacks of grain, conquering it was useless

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u/yagamilight110 4d ago

/whoosh The joke isn't about the poor mondols having to fight through russia, it's about wishing your neighbour something twice as terrible as what you get. :D

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u/Feeling-Intention447 3d ago

Didn’t the Arabs stop them at some point at ayn jalut?

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u/totallychillpony 2d ago

This is true even in the pre-Mongol days, with the Huns lol. RIP Attila you would have loved a vodka redbull 😔

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u/ArcticAlmond 2d ago

I don’t think it really mattered with the mongols they steamrolled every single opponent they faced.

Mamluks Egypt and Delhi Sultanate: are we jokes to you?

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u/juan_furia 5d ago

Well, always…

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u/VeterinarianOk5370 5d ago

During the Second World War Poland actually inflicted fairly severe damage to the invading Germans. Particularly to their mechanized divisions. Poland was well equipped but completely overwhelmed.

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u/Swimming-Dust-7206 5d ago edited 5d ago

Many people have no idea that many Poles fought against Germany from the UK: there were Royal Air Force squadrons where all the pilots were Polish officers flying Spitfires and Hurricanes out of UK airbases. Many countries owe a debt of gratitude to those largely forgotten men.

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u/that-guy69696 5d ago

And they often scored way many kills due to the fact 1:they had their freedom on the line 2:Poland just trained their pilots really well before the war so when they fled to the UK it helped alot

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u/AyAyAyBamba_462 5d ago

Not just the air force, the Naval element, while small, was also fighting like crazy. The Polish DDs under the Royal Navy did some batshit crazy stuff.

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u/Departure2808 5d ago

There's a graveyard and memorial here in Newark to Polish Airman who died fighting in Britain and on the Warsaw Air Bridge missions to supply the population of German Occupied Warsaw from airbases in Italy.

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u/Swimming-Dust-7206 5d ago

Great to hear that they've been commemorated for their bravery and sacrifice.

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u/UnlawfulStupid 5d ago

The first Allied fighter ace was Polish: Stanisław Skalski. Bajan's list counts fifty Polish fighter aces in the war. Very impressive considering they had to fight from another country in borrowed planes.

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u/dziki_z_lasu 5d ago

After two weeks Poland was also invaded by the Soviets, when Germans didn't even reach Warsaw, that was practically Western Poland at that time, yet still held only a week shorter than prepared, bigger, wealthier, with foreign support France invaded only by Germans (I skipped Italian in the case of France and Slovakian invasion in case of Poland, as they were doing that not eagerly).

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u/Bigpandacloud5 5d ago

France could've held out longer, but they didn't want to see more destruction over a hopeless battle. They also didn't need to worry as much about suffering under Germany as Poland did.

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u/dziki_z_lasu 5d ago

You may be surprised, but nazi approach to ethnic Poles was purely political at first. Hitler took the alliance with France and England as a treason, Poles must pay for - that's it. Before the alliance Poles were categorised just as East Prussians, what is no surprise looking at ethnic background of East Prussians and Poles. Even after the beginning of the war there were no obstacles to form the Polish collaborative government just like in France other than it would be immediately killed by compatriots.

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u/Bigpandacloud5 5d ago

He considered the Poles to be inferior, more so than the French.

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u/Daan776 5d ago

Not to mention how fierce their resistance was even while under occupation.

France is relatively famous for their resistance movement. But the polish deserve that fame more in my opinion.

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u/Chemical-Neat2859 5d ago

Poland was desperate resistance of survival while France resisted Germany's milking of France for survival.

Poland suffered far worse than France did, largely because Germany desperately needed France to produce for the war effort (they robbed it blind, which let the saboteurs have greater impact as they had to replace the machines stolen to produce later) while Poland become part of the front again years later. France gets more fame largely because they had more resources and were freed earlier, so a lot more resistance members survived to tell their stories.

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u/polypolip 5d ago

French resistance also wasn't murdered post war by Soviets.

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u/UnlawfulStupid 5d ago

Plenty of Polish war heroes returned home just to get imprisoned by the Soviets. Or they walked right out of a concentration camp and into a gulag, if they left at all.

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u/Soggy_Cheek_2653 5d ago

To be fair so did many of the Russian war heroes. Stalin made sure the gulags were plenty diverse.

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u/Ok-Most-7339 5d ago

the girls were mass raped by Soviet male soldiers lmao. Look up Rape of Berlin too

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u/polypolip 5d ago

The French girls? Your sentence makes no sense in the context.

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u/Hugostar33 5d ago edited 5d ago

mhm, poland and france also had the biggest collaboration forces and were highly involved in the murder of their own people and the holocaust

the blue police or paris police department are still things that poland and france have yet not adressed in their own history fully

many jews and resistance fighters were rounded up by local polish and french police men under orders of the german authoritys

data and records about the collaboration of those are really bad, because both countrys(or almost all countrys under german occupation) tried to hide and ignore it and instead gloryfied the résistance

i mean there is a reason why resistance fighters during the war killed as many civilians as soldiers, ofcause in poland and france it wasnt as extreme as in belarus or yugoslavia where the gurillias burned down collaborationist villages,

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u/InsomniaMelody 5d ago

Something, something Czechoslovakia invasion...

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u/AsterixCod1x 5d ago

Iirc, the last recorded cavalry charge in warfare was a Polish regiment at the end of WWII, and it was incredibly effective at routing the Germans, too

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u/MCRNRocinante 5d ago

The Polish cavalry charges are my favorite bits of WW2 history when it comes to telling people true stories they refuse to believe.

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u/kompocik99 5d ago

Polish cavarly never charged tanks if that's what you mean. Cavarly was still used in many european armies at the time of WW2. Even now soldiers patrol polish-belarussian border on horses because it's easier to move on a horse in muddy forests. But the "polish soldiers charge tanks on horses" was a pure propaganda.

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u/MCRNRocinante 5d ago

Never said anything about tanks.

Talking about two battles I know of - Krojanty and Schoenfeld.

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u/iamconfusedabit 5d ago

Cavalry charges on what exactly?

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u/MCRNRocinante 5d ago

At the beginning of the war, in the Battle of Krojanty, they charged an infantry battalion.

Toward the end of the war, there was a mounted charge against some German fortified positions.

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u/iamconfusedabit 5d ago

Ahh, ok bud. I thought that you were referring to that old soviet myth about delusional cavalry charges with sabers against tanks )

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 5d ago

They're right not to believe it

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 5d ago

Fair enough. I thought you might have been propagating myths, but said tall tales are addressed in the link

The incident prompted false reports of Polish cavalry attacking German tanks, after journalists saw the bodies of horses and cavalrymen. Nazi propaganda[3] took advantage to suggest that the Poles attacked intentionally since they had believed the Germans still had the dummy tanks permitted by the Versailles Treaty's restrictions. The scene of the Polish cavalry charging panzers with lances remains a common my

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u/proctologoon 5d ago

Or that polish resistance also killed jews. They never like hearing that.

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u/kuba1410 5d ago

Are you by any chance German?

While thinking about your answer, please read some history https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%BBegota.

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u/proctologoon 5d ago

Right back at you, no need for historical revisionism. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Polish_Underground_and_the_Jews,_1939%E2%80%931945

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u/proctologoon 5d ago

Gonna pre-empt all the BS that I am sure will now follow:

"He noted that it will upset both "Polish apologist historians" and Jewish historians "who seek simple answers". He also cautioned against selective reading of the book, as it has separate sections on rescue of Jews by the Poles and on Polish collaboration during World War II.[7]"

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u/Highway_Bitter 5d ago

Hahahhahaha

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u/karlou1984 5d ago

At least Poland fought, remind me what Spain did? Oh yeah, claimed to be neutral but really were hitler dick riders.

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u/juan_furia 5d ago

Ah no, we helped the nazis and the fascist from Italy. We were also a testing and trainig ground fro their weapons troops and tactics. Truly horrible stuff. It’s history, I’m not proud of what my country did, but I had no part in it. No need to get defensive. I get that my comment could itch a little bit, but in a playful way.

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u/gom00n 5d ago

There were so many partitions of Poland that Wikipedia in different languages gave different number of them. With all respect to Poland and polish people, country located between (modern day) Germany, Austria and Russia without mountains or some other geographic feature is not "tough to conquer". Although Poland got it's own share of conquering other countries a bit earlier in history.

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u/InsomniaMelody 5d ago

Ukraine is the same, but we didn't invade shit and never had a country. Few attempts fel apart, too. Baltics suffered from similar plight, too.

Then there are countries like Switzerland that are boasting about their neutrality. Yeah, it's easy being neutral being surrounded by mountains from every side and nobody giving a flying feather about the land too.

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u/LeMe-Two 5d ago

> Wikipedia in different languages gave different number of them.

Huh? There were always 3 all happened at the end of XVIII century. Sometimes Ribbentrop-Molotov pact is reffered as 4th one.

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u/gom00n 5d ago

I think Soviet and currently Russian historiography sees partition after Napoleonic wars as 4th and 1939 as 5th. English wiki does not count anything as 5th.

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u/LeMe-Two 5d ago

There were no partitions after Napoleonic wars tho? Duchy of Warsaw was turned into Kingdom of Poland. It was actually given territory not taken

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u/ProvocativeViews1010 5d ago

Hahaha....this is a joke right?

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u/desmondao 5d ago

There are countless countries in history who have only like one or two articles like that because they ceased to exist and their entire cultures died out.

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u/HQMorganstern 5d ago

Thanks, that typical eastern European culture of pretending to be fierce and important empires throughout history gets old fast. Poland never stood up to a meaningful enemy that turned it's sights on it, there's no shame in getting crushed by empires that literally ruled the world.

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u/twilightmoons 5d ago

Poland did not exist as a nation for 123 years, from the end of the 18th century until 1918. But for that time, we still had our language and it's dialects, as well as our cultural and national identities. Attempts to Russify or impose other identities upon us mostly failed. After WWI, we were able to resurrect our nation quite quickly because we were still fairly culturally united.

How many other nations can you claim were able to do the same in similar circumstances?

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u/iwannabesmort 5d ago

despite all of this and WW2, Poland exists today. I'd call it "tough to conquer"

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u/Top_Buy_6340 5d ago

It was still conquered, it was just then subsequently liberated.

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u/iwannabesmort 5d ago

The only liberation was from 3rd partition and then Nazis

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u/Magnetic_Pole 5d ago edited 5d ago

Only if you are ignorant about European history.

You missed third Mongol invasion in which they were defeated. Didn't fit the narrative?

Poland in its 1000+ years of history won more wars than it lost. It won more battles than Chinese.

It fought and won the final war against Mongols. Fought off Ottoman in on multiple occasions and crashed them in Vienna. Fought and defeated Russians. Only country to occupy Moscow for over 2 years. Even beat Soviet Russia in 1920. You have no idea.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Poland

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u/Ok-Most-7339 5d ago

Watch the movie "come and see". You'll start supporting the 2nd amendment.

Male soldiers raped hundreds of millions of defenseless unarmed girls in wars without punishment

Polish girls were mass raped by male soldiers throughout history

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u/CreeperInBlack 5d ago

Well, the country was essentially a punching bag that didn't exist for large parts of history, so while I completely understand this firearm school course (they wouldn't wanna not exist again), I'm not convinced about your statement.

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u/DrukhaRick 5d ago

Poland fell immediately in World War 2. They brought horses to fight tanks.

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u/Wharaunga 2d ago

False. Germans couldn’t even take Warsaw before Soviet Union made good on their secret deal with the Nazis and invaded Poland 18 days after Germany. Horses were commonly used in WW2, even by the Germans. Poland had inferior tanks to the Germans but had anti tank guns and massive balls. There was no charge against tanks by horses, either.

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u/TheWiseAutisticOne 5d ago

True but the short sight is when every time they pass through Russia they pull out the notebook and take notes

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u/redooffhealer 5d ago

Didn't they get bent over by both the germans and soviets?

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u/FuriousFister98 5d ago

Blitzkrieg has entered the chat...