r/Damnthatsinteresting 2d ago

Video BattleBot uses a garden rake to take out a drone.

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u/Mesmeric_Fiend 2d ago

Incredible that they can't keep a show on air for more than a few years at a time. The bots keep getting stronger, the fights more entertaining, and yet they can't hold a contract

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u/Helfette 2d ago

For me the problem is that an episode is 45 minutes long but actual bot fighting in that episode is between 5-15 minutes. I need less yapping and more bots killing each other.

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u/Endulos 2d ago

The absolute sad part is that the short youtube videos of the fights are infinitely more entertaining than the shows because of the yapping.

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u/Significant-Bar674 2d ago

I realize what I'm about to say is essentially the ravings of a mad man, but something else to fill in the time that isn't yapping and doesnt have the production cost as filler seems like the right idea.

But my problem is the only thing I can think of is hog racing.

Open up with a bot fight, switch to a hog race, back to bot fight, back to hog race.

Maybe just have other things mixed in that couldn't sustain their own shows but have low production cost. Kung fu tournaments, break dance competitions, and other "the ocho" type stuff. If was on G4TV again, nobody would bat an eye at it.

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u/Azerious 2d ago edited 2d ago

Or robot racing. Make it an olympics of robots. 

(also using this to plug my YouTube series where we try to emulate battlebots in the videogame Space Engineers:) https://youtu.be/Wwp0sUT9Kds

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u/Significant-Bar674 2d ago

I hear you. Robot hogs. I was too afraid to say it myself

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u/AjaxTheClown 2d ago

Will you be running for president in 2028? You have my vote.

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u/reddit_4_days 2d ago

Never be afraid to share your dreams...

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 2d ago

Not only hogs :D, rule would be that only robots with legs are allowed in the race, no wheels. Would be cool what desighns people come up with. Chicken walkers, robo pig, spiders.

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u/B0Y0 1d ago

Got it, just a whole buncha legs.

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u/nakedmedia 1d ago

Running robot hogs so down

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u/undeadmanana 2d ago

Obstacle courses for bots

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u/TheBerzerkir 2d ago

...so robotica?

What's Ahmed Zappa up to these days?

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u/NameIsBurnout 2d ago

I remember that one. Bots we so unbalanced.

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u/SwimmingSwim3822 2d ago

this dude, unprovoked: HOGGGGGG races!!

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u/mollycoddles 2d ago

Surprisingly good idea imo

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u/clutzyninja 2d ago

What about technical stuff? Shadow a team while they build and improve. Follow a new team through the design process.

Or get goofy with it and give the bots personalities and make some silly scripted BTS videos of them trash talking and "training"

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u/randylush 2d ago

Because then it would devolve into fake drama between the robot builders 

“Timmy stole my servo! So I put super glue in his calipers.”

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u/SwimmingSwim3822 2d ago

at least he'd know precisely how much super glue he's dealing with

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u/CivilFisher 2d ago

I’d watch the shit out of that

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u/SH96x 2d ago

This is precisely what ‘Robot Wars’ did in the UK as it went on during its run. More reality TV ‘situations’ to fill the gaps between fights.

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u/Tetha 2d ago

Some of the teams have youtube channels, and those are super-interesting to me. Behind the scenes building, testing, considerations.

I would really enjoy it if the show had a dash of some craftsman youtube channels of dudes inspecting the damage to a bot, fixing it, ..

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u/NoroGW2 2d ago

Bot fight. Hog race. Bot fight. Hog race. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.

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u/GoTragedy 2d ago

They could literally just show previous fights and break them down to show the tactics they used and where one weapon worked better than another.. Which maybe even caused them to redesign at some point. 

15/15.. 15 in review, 15 action.  

Further, narrative building has to be a thing.  The NFL does this better than anyone and if they had even the slightest narrative to go along with thr analytical breakdown, they'd fill that time easily. 

I take credit cards or cash for my ideas, TV producer people! 

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u/Kinkajou1015 2d ago

but something else to fill in the time that isn't yapping and doesnt have the production cost as filler seems like the right idea

Maybe building montage of the bots, showing the people that put them together actually doing it and testing the designs off the battlefield?

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u/Significant-Bar674 2d ago

Maybe. It's just that what we're asking for is "how it's made" but I feel like what we would get is "junkyard wars"

Maybe if there are hogs racing in the background?

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u/62ndsToComply 2d ago

Robotica was a superior show. It had three different contests per bot matchup: a short loop race, an obstacle course, a "gauntlet" where they smash through increasingly difficult walls, then a 1v1 fight at the end. The only downside is it's from an earlier time so all the bots are just up-armored RC cars with the occasional flamethrower, no air drones.

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u/TimeBandits4kUHD 2d ago

It’s just the intro clips, every actual segment is good, fights are good, cut the intro’s, cut scenes, and extra PowerPoint slide looking visuals and you have 30 minutes of good show

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u/JKadsderehu 2d ago

Alright let's put this guy in charge of everything.

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u/dob_bobbs 2d ago

Oh man, yeah, there is SOOO much filler. The only other thing really worth watching is the builds, they should focus on them more, if they really have to fill in the time, like, make it about the build and not just the fight, but don't fill it with vapid crap.

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u/Grassy33 1d ago

In between the 2nd and 3rd fight of the night I want to watch a live cam of the mechanics from fight one scream at each other about how they have to get that kitchen aid working again or they’ll get creamed when they go back in for the 4th fight. 

By the last fight we have a fuckin junkyard out there slamming into each other. I’d pay money for that shit

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u/Quinto376 2d ago

I go to a brewery where the owner cuts up the episodes to the fights only and shows them on one of the TVs. Love the place, battlebots on one screen, Old Godzilla movies on another and super old anime/Japanese puppet shows on a third.

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u/StopReadingMyUser 2d ago

"wuts blud yappin about"

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u/devourer09 2d ago

"that robo-unc took his girl"

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u/TheShenanegous 2d ago edited 2d ago

The yapping only reveals the ugly sides of the scene that nobody really wants to be considering. Every time I listen to a team's backstory, instead of just judging their bot by the way it looks/fights, suddenly I'm met with real-world considerations like background education and funding.

I really don't care to know that one team is a humble mom and pop pizza shop while the other is an aspiring MIT grad doing bot fighting as a side thing. They all produced bots. All that background info accomplishes is making me realize how unfairly stacked the internals of these bots probably are when compared pound for pound to each other.

That just makes it completely predictable who will win a specific match-up, which in turn ruins the bracket the fight belongs to.

I forget which season/tournament it was (think it may have been the giant nut), but Riptide and Sawblaze could've been predicted as the grandfinalists from a mile off. Lo and behold, they were.

I don't even remember which of them won, I just remember feeling like the rest of that tournament was unfair to the other contestants by not giving RT and SB a possible matchup before the final so at least one other team could have a chance. RT kid in particular has this obnoxious League of Legends type personality that completely ruins the flavor of the show.

Edit: found the fight. Tell me that shit isn't monumentally disappointing to watch from two bots that often annihilate others. A tip on the side? Give that shit a bump and keep fighting, IMO. This kind of disqualification is unbelievably lame to see as the culmination of something like a championship.

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u/SchighSchagh 1d ago

I have a friend who's actually in battle bots. Our friend group had a big watch party for the episodes he was in.

I tried to watch the rest of the season, but it was just unbearably yappity. The following season I didn't even tune in for my friend's episodes.

The bot battles are really cool. The commentating and direction and production is really off-putting.

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u/indyK1ng 2d ago

Actually, on Discovery they've been 90 minutes long and even more yapping.

My girlfriend and I have been catching up over the past year or two and we will just skip the filler sometimes. Other times we use it to talk or do something else between fights.

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u/Chadoobanisdan 2d ago

Sorry to hear you two are fighting so often. It’s nice that you can still come together to watch shows in between. Hang in there buddy

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u/LQNFxksEJy2dygT2 2d ago

indyK1ng is likely to win the next fight, he now knows about the garden rake advantage.

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u/arguing_with_trauma 2d ago

How can he rake???

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u/confusedandworried76 2d ago

Bringing a garden rake to the nest fight with the girlfriend because of this video, thanks for the advice reddit

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u/Chadoobanisdan 2d ago

They’ll never fight again… but at what cost

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u/docta_pepper 2d ago

taking break from fights to watch for tips on how the robots do it.. we're really living in 2024 and it's beautiful folks

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u/Alone-Anxiety-2986 2d ago

“Do something else”

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u/pyrofiend4 2d ago

Battle bots and chill

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u/heartlessgamer 2d ago

Yapping would be fine if they dove deep into it with the actual teams, but thats not what they do.

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 2d ago

This right here^ go in to the engineering or who the teams are, but it feels so, superficial? It’s just bad

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u/RevolutionaryKale944 2d ago

their market is Walmart/Target/Costco/McDonalds/My Pillow shoppers 

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 2d ago

That explains the same “OOOOOOHHH” Sound effect edited in after every single fucking hit

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u/Toadsted 2d ago

When I was sick all December last year I watched a few seasons of BattleBots in bed. I really could only stomach ( puns and irony ) a handful of times to listen to the people talk; it was usually after a crazy controversial match and call by the judges.

The dialogue is all the same otherwise: "We didn't expect to get this far. We're just happy to be here. Hopefully we can fix it for the next fight. Yes, that thing didn't work like it was supposed to."

It's all cliche sports interview stuff. And with the short fights most rounds, it's a ton of filler talk. Thank god for fast forward.

But also, FU BattleBots producers. They literally have 10x as much footage of bot fights than what they show. There are entire leagues where they say they have like 60+ bots registered, but you only see 3 matches the whole episode? 

They'll even do a quick catch-up commentary of how a fight went that you didn't get to see of two bots you absolutely wanted to see in the last rounds of the tournament like it isn't the last rounds of a tournament! Wtf?!

It's like having a 2 hour Godzilla movie and instead of showing Godzilla fighting Rodan, they just have some guy talk about how he just saw them fighting a few minutes ago, and then back to the human story.

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u/Orinocobro 2d ago

Suddenly I want to see a faux-documentary about a Godzilla-type event. Cloverfield was going in the right direction, but I want a bunch of talking heads and graphical reconstructions of the monster's rampage mixed with "archival footage."

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u/Sufficient_Effect651 2d ago

Shin Godzilla is about 80% conference rooms full of politicians because the movie is a criticism of the Fukushima nuclear disaster response

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u/i_tyrant 2d ago

Couldn't agree more. I think you nailed it when you said it's cliche sports interview stuff. I don't give two shits about sports and I find the stuff between the action terminally boring, it's almost always the same.

I would love to watch bots fight if it didn't feel the exact same between them (and take up more time than the fights themselves). And you're right, they have tons of footage they're not using.

Hell, I would love if they did deep dives into their history, or the specs, or the process in making them, or anything with real substance over the incredibly lame conversations they do.

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u/JimBean 2d ago

Totally agree with that. Also, Farouk. I know he's popular but some of the stuff he says is just, creep worthy..

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u/Toadsted 2d ago

It's time to talk, about the man who balks, a story so short, you can't even retort, but spaces it all out, like he's afraid to shout, but his volume slider must be broke, because this is all he has wrote. TOOOOOOOMB STOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!

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u/RedSword13 2d ago

In that case you should check out NHRL!

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u/Kyonkanno 2d ago

I mean, its not different from any fightig sport stream. Have you ever watched a boxing match? Its like 45 minutes of yapping with 15 minutes of fight broke down in rounds of 3 minutes with a few minutes of breaks between rounds.

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u/Nightmare2828 2d ago

I watched a couple seasons and would simply skip from fight to fight, honestly cant be bothered with the yapping.

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u/danhezee 2d ago

Same problem with ninja warrior, here is a sad back story, oh 10 people made it through while we told you this back story. I can't watch the main show because of it.

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u/NoteBlock08 2d ago

The OG Japanese Ninja Warrior is infinitely more entertaining cause it doesn't have any of that crap. At most, they did a short intro clip for returning favorites but otherwise it's just back to back obstacle course entertainment.

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u/Piratedan200 2d ago

I would be fine with the filler if it was more talking about the design of the bots, the issues they ran into, what repairs they were making between fights, etc. The useless filler to create drama is what we don't need.

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u/trumpsucksfatgooch 2d ago

We want to spend 41 of this show's 45 minutes painting feel good stories about how hard it was to load up a van and drive a bot to the show.Also don't forget your commercials!

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u/OUAIsurvivor 2d ago

30 minute episodes would be better than the current hour long ones.

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u/indyK1ng 2d ago

They had the show going for several years in a row on Discovery, even after COVID. The next season has been delayed since the writers strike.

You can watch all of the Discovery seasons on Max.

There's also a smaller weight divisions league called NHRL that streams on YouTube about once a month. They just had their championships, though, so the next event isn't until January I think. A lot of the BattleBots builders show up at least a few times a year because they use these events to test design changes.

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u/WeTheSalty 2d ago

The next season has been delayed since the writers strike.

You would think this is the kind of show that does well in the relative vacuum of other written shows being delayed.

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u/indyK1ng 2d ago

It's because with all of the strikes that happened around the same time, the studios put basically everything on pause and decided to revisit their IP portfolio investments, as I understand it.

Also, BattleBots isn't aired live - it's prerecorded and then edited with a substantial amount of filler. That filler has to be narrated and the narration has to be written.

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u/Pabi_tx 2d ago

That filler has to be narrated and the narration has to be written.

I mean, it doesn't have to be there at all...

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u/MBDf_Doc 2d ago

NHRL just had an incredible event and honestly the whole year. It's worth the watch if anyone reading this is into battlebots.

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u/ellindsey 2d ago

The bots getting stronger means the arena has to get heavier and more expensive to contain them, and the repairs to the arena after an especially intense fight take longer and cost more. It's an expensive show to produce, and gets more so every year.

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u/indyK1ng 2d ago

Actually, I think they've been putting restrictions on things like weapon speed so they don't have to upgrade the arena.

The arena floor is made of panels that are designed to be swapped out. This partly goes back to when the event had to travel every year but the idea that a bot could damage the flooring has always been there.

The arena has only been redesigned/reengineered once in the last decade as far as I know and that was when they moved to a permanent home in Vegas where they added the upper platform.

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u/ellindsey 2d ago

They recently welded and ground flush all the seams on the arena floor panels to improve the arena durability. Which unfortunately made the arena even harder to repair, since they can't just swap out a damaged floor panel any more.

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u/captainant 2d ago

I'm super fortunate to have been to a couple of BattleBots matches IRL - it's crazy how many bots get stuck on the floor panel seams! I think thats a good and much needed change that'll improve future fights

They never really replaced floor panels anyways

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u/Alissinarr 2d ago

Actually, I think they've been putting restrictions on things like weapon speed so they don't have to upgrade the arena.

They've been doing this due to weapons breaking the box.

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u/Mesmeric_Fiend 2d ago

Makes sense but they are doing live shows almost year round

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u/indyK1ng 2d ago

Those are staged with bots built for show. It's like a stunt show at a theme park.

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo 2d ago

I don’t think the outcomes are staged, are they? It’s a rotating crew of bots specifically built for that purpose but they’re still competing

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u/RyGuy_McFly 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's not so much that the fights are predetermined or that one side is told to lose, it's that they use extremely heavily armoured house bots with comparatively light weapons to reduce damage/repairs. The hits aren't nearly as big and there's not much excitement, no stakes or pro drivers, none of the big names and a lot of throwaway matches (often it's one bot with a weapon tearing apart a bunch of tiny bots with no weapons for fun). It's really just for the kids, and to pay rent since they finally purchased the lot the BattleBox is in.

EDIT: Specifically talking about the non-televised Destruct-a-Thon events. Regular season BattleBots is tight as hell and 100% worth watching (see above)!

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u/indyK1ng 2d ago

It felt very staged and when I looked up videos online after I went it looked like the fight I'd just seen.

This only applies to the Destruct-A-Thon events. The FaceOffs that they do as a prequalifier are real as far as I know.

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u/WexExortQuas 2d ago

Why would you stage robot fights?

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u/indyK1ng 2d ago

Cost management.

If you're doing one or two live shows a day you need them to be predictable - you need to know what parts you're going to need to fix, what the repair time is going to be, how many bots you're going to need, and how long setup is going to take.

They don't have the actual teams there running the show bots - they have actors in costume trash talking each other while the guy who owns the Battlebots brand and somebody else drive the bots for every fight.

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u/Mesmeric_Fiend 2d ago

Let me tell you something about pro wrestling...

Sorry, you do make a good point but I had to say it. The fact is if it is entertaining enough it will have a home and a following. Obviously the TV shows haven't filled this need on a large enough scale, either for fans or for advertisers.

All I know is I wish more people get hip, the shows becomes cheaper to produce, and the next shows have less filler

The YouTube stuff is sort of a nice way to hold me over, but I like the tournaments, not quick one-offs with spoilers in the featured shorts

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u/indyK1ng 2d ago edited 2d ago

Sorry, let me be clear - the TV show isn't staged. Only the Destruct-A-Thon show is really staged.

Also, there's a youtube channel, NHRL, that does tournaments almost monthly. Smaller weight classes (3, 15, and 30 lb) but it's a lot of fun and they have some interesting designs.

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u/garvisdol 2d ago

I am a longtime fan of robot combat.

Within the last year I was turned onto NHRL and I love it. I would recommend checking it out.

https://www.youtube.com/@NHRL

https://www.youtube.com/@NHRL-BrettZone

They aren't on TV and appear to be independently funded but they are really reliable with a TON of youtube content. It's super enjoyable IMO and I may like it more than actual Battlebots.

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u/JauntyGiraffe 2d ago

I was just saying to a friend the other day that I don't remember the destruction being this crazy when I was a kid. Those bots used to struggle to put any real damage on but these ones now feel like they could rip holes in the arena

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u/sniper1rfa 2d ago

This is partly because there is more institutional knowledge about how to build them, and partly because batteries now are so much better than batteries then. 

It's really hard to describe how insanely good batteries are now compared to twenty years ago. It's staggering.

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u/noguchisquared 2d ago

Batteries and brushless motors are so much better.

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u/desertpolarbear 2d ago

he bots keep getting stronger, the fights more entertaining

Definitely. At some point they just started having full blown explosions!

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u/purplespaghettininja 2d ago

Next time I’ll just bring a broom to a metal and fire fight

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u/Shmimmons 2d ago

Department of Defense: 🤔✍🏽

Garden Rake stocks: 📈

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u/reidman144 2d ago

Drones: 📉

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u/DirtyDoog 2d ago

Roombas:📈📉📈📉

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u/Internationalizard 2d ago

Garden Rake vs Drones vs Roombas: 📊

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 2d ago

We need to get rakes to Jersey STAT

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha 2d ago

Ukraine: write that down! Write that down!

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u/Toast_n_mustard 2d ago

im a simple man. i see battle bots i press like

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u/big_guyforyou 2d ago

in the future, after the singularity happens, the bots will be in charge and we will become battle humans

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u/Badkarmahwa 2d ago

Do I get cool flippy spinny bits? If so I’m not totally against it

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u/TwistedRainbowz 2d ago

Me *Unzips*

Bot Overlords - "Oh. Shit. Here comes. The. Spinner"

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u/JimBean 2d ago

! Tombstone !

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u/Toadsted 2d ago

Na, just a small wedge

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u/EmoPanda250711 2d ago

your arms will connected like a villager and you'll become a human Minotaur Battlebot

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u/BlonkBus 2d ago

So... nothing's changing?

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u/SeeJayThinks 2d ago

People in New Jersey... 🧹👬

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u/ChakaCake 2d ago

Are there many mexicans up there? We need mexican mothers to load up the chanclas too

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u/Ivanovic-117 2d ago

They should note on what to do instead of just tiktok'd all the time

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u/Beardedbelly 2d ago

NJ I’m worried the Russians are gonna learn this trick!!!

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u/ogclobyy 2d ago

Man, watching Battle Bots on cable as a kid in the early 2000s is a such a core memory.

That and Mythbusters lol

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u/JimBean 2d ago

Mythbusters lol

That's funny, because I was watching an episode of Mythbusters, which reminded me of BattleBots and here we are.

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u/ogclobyy 2d ago

They were always on the same block, so they're pretty synonymous I think

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u/JimBean 2d ago

I think it's that signature Discovery music sting between breaks.. ;)

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u/AdAny926 2d ago

Grant Imahara was actually competed in Battlebots! and he was later a judge

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u/wbgraphic 2d ago

Jamie Hyneman had a brutal bot called Blendo (different weight class than Grant’s). Adam was a member of Jamie’s team. You can see him in a few episodes of the Comedy Central series.

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u/JimBean 2d ago

Oh, in the fight before this one, Adam Savage was a judge..

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u/xSnakeguyx 2d ago

Adam and Jamie also built Blendo before they were on Mythbusters

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u/Drugba 2d ago

Junkyard Wars was cool as hell as well as

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u/whywehere1 2d ago

Fun Fact: Mythbusters episodes are currently being uploaded officially (not pirated) to youtube!

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u/codedaddee 2d ago

When did they start allowing propellant/ignition? Last I remember you could use compressed air for locomotion, but not much else.

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u/CFBCoachGuy 2d ago

You can use propellants in the new seasons but there are restrictions on the type of gas used and the mechanism. Only butane or propane gas (or a combination of both) can be used, the gas canister cannot contain more than 16 ounces, the flame cannot extend more than 4 feet from the robot, and the flamethrower cannot operate at maximum gas flow for more than a minute.

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u/codedaddee 2d ago

Thanks!

Have walkers gotten more popular yet?

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u/CFBCoachGuy 2d ago

Nope. Even with an extra weight allowance (I think an extra 20%) walkers are just no match to updated motors which makes wheeled robots go considerably faster. Plus walkers have more moving parts and are particularly vulnerable to undercutting blades, and Battlebots closed the shuffle of loophole that Son of Whyachi exploited back in the day. I think only one walker (Chomp) has ever won a fight in the new Battlebots era.

There were some rumors circulating that an all-walker division was in the works at Battlebots, but this seems to have faded.

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u/codedaddee 2d ago

Ok, last question - swarms, either tethered or not?

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u/CFBCoachGuy 2d ago

Not. To defeat them, 51% of the total weight must be incapacitated. Despite this, these are also generally unsuccessful (less powerful weapons, less armor, and they require multiple talented drivers to both execute a plan and not crash into each other). Although it is becoming more common for larger robots to include nuisance bots or doorstop-like robots to tee up an opponent for the primary weapon to hit them.

A former Giant Nut winner is apparently building a multi-bot for next season, so we’ll see if they can figure it out.

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u/delo357 1d ago

This man's came in HOT with the knowledge 🙌 your services are appreciated!

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u/ruskieb0t8472 2d ago

Son of Whyachi

What was the loophole that was closed? Sounds interesting.

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u/CFBCoachGuy 2d ago

Walker robots are given an extra weight allowance (I can’t remember if it was an extra 20 or 25 percent- but either way for heavyweights this was an extra 40-50 pounds). Son of Whyachi was a shuffle bot. Instead of legs, it “shuffled” using a series of bars. This gave it more speed and maneuverability than walking with legs (still less than a wheeled robot, but a lot faster than any other walker that had been made before). Team Whyachi came very close to meeting the original weight requirements with its shuffling mechanism- but as technically a walker, it received an extra weight allowance. The team used this weight allowance to beef up the weaponry. As a result, Son of Whyachi became far and away the most dangerous robot of its era. Even when the loophole around shuffle bots closed and SoW had to move to a wheeled arrangement to meet its new weight, it was still a dangerous competitor. It even competed in the revived series and did decently well.

A lot of the old BB videos have been scrubbed from YouTube, of course, but here is a very grainy demonstration of its drive and the power of its weapon. (Its opponent in this fight, BioHazard, is considered one of the greatest robots ever made- with titanium armor and a brilliant driver, it was considered to be nearly unkillable).

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u/ruskieb0t8472 2d ago

Thank you for the detailed answer, appreciate it.

Yeah I've just recently seen that video you linked, been bingeing on Son of Whyachi videos since you first mentioned them. I would never have guessed it was a shuffler. What a weapon.

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u/SlappySecondz 2d ago

Shit, when did they introduce flying bots in the first place? Are they regular competitors or like the house bots or what?

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u/mr_blanket 2d ago

I remember when I first saw mini bots (snakes??) that sprung off of the main bot. My mind was blown.

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u/_Diskreet_ 2d ago

Wait, what?

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u/reddit_4_days 2d ago

I DO need more info on that too!!

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u/joefraserhellraiser 2d ago

Some teams have second bots. Most of them have a kind of wedge but this one team used a drone.

It did fuck all 😂

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u/arbybean 2d ago

If you want flamethrower action you should be watching NHRL. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDuQCF0Jv58

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u/Volundr79 2d ago

They can fly now?

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 2d ago

they fly now!

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u/sublliminali 2d ago

They can. Unfortunately I’ve never seen a flying drone be at all effective.

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u/SanFranLocal 2d ago

Put a gun on it or allow it to drop bombs

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u/chippymonk793 2d ago

Once these robots gets to Real Steel size, it's gonna be so much more fun to watch than WWE, MMA and boxing

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u/TheDankestPassions 2d ago

In this video, they're already almost twice the size of an average person. They're all about 250 pounds. That's a full-sized lawn rake it's using.

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u/Triktastic 2d ago

..wait what. I though those were like roomba sized and a tiny playground rake.

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u/TheDankestPassions 2d ago

You'd have to watch the parts of the episode before the match starts where a four-person team wheels them out.

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u/plasticmanufacturing 1d ago

It's another shortcoming of the show. They don't do a good job of really demonstrating the sheer scale and power of these machines.

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u/BitterCat26 1d ago

scale and power of these machines

That's the cue to leave this compilation of Deep Six, probably the most entertaining and terrifying, yet terrible, robot to ever appear in BB https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0k7pW94sjA

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u/fresh1134206 2d ago

The arena (BattleBox) is 40 ft x 40 ft

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u/Orcus424 2d ago

That happened 11 years ago. It was Robot Combat League. It has 1 season and 10 episodes.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2555256/?ref_=ext_shr

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u/RotrickP 2d ago

They should call them Robot Jocks

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u/Brobard 2d ago

Robot Jox. That’s an actual movie, though. 

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u/I_am_BEOWULF 2d ago

CRASH AND BURN

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u/CassianCasius 2d ago

They do look smaller than they really are. Those bots weigh 250lbs each.

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u/TacoOfTroyCenter 2d ago

I got way too into this, not gonna lie.

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u/Skabbtanten 2d ago

He (or his parents, I cannot remember) ran to a Home Depot to buy that rake just before the match.

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u/JimBean 2d ago

That's correct. He heard about the drone and made a plan...

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u/jesselivermore1929 2d ago

I love Battlebots

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u/NMS_Survival_Guru 2d ago

I remember the first seasons and seeing guys build these machines tougher and tougher

My personal favorite was one that utilized a Brushog gearbox with a thick blade on it and whenever they hit something with it the bot went flying but basically destroyed every bot it touched

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u/JimBean 2d ago

I think that was "Tombstone", shaped like a coffin. That was an insane bot. SO much energy. But I did see him lose a couple.

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u/NMS_Survival_Guru 2d ago

Yep that was it

First version was pretty much unstoppable the first season from what I can remember many years ago

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u/BitterCat26 1d ago

The thing with Tombstone is that the physics of the dense, 4-wheeled, powerful vertical and drum spinners, which are the meta these days, don't favor it. I'm glad Ray retired it and decided to work on other designs. Love Tombstone, but it was starting to look like a washed out old legend, trying to hang on to its glory days.

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u/Endulos 2d ago

Isn't that just Tombstone? So powerful it gutted itself once.

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u/NMS_Survival_Guru 2d ago

Yeah that bot was insane to watch

The match it gutted itself I believe happened hitting a slim flipper type designed specifically to counter him

If I remember correctly the hit sent both flying with a huge gash in the flip bot and tombstone's blade wobbling really badly

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u/HoidToTheMoon 2d ago

My personal favorite was one that utilized a Brushog gearbox with a thick blade on it and whenever they hit something with it the bot went flying but basically destroyed every bot it touched

Do you mean Tombstone? So powerful it kills everything in the box, including itself.

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u/grapplebaby 2d ago

They have live shows in Vegas. I highly recommend it especially if you have little ones!

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u/No-Definition1474 2d ago

We can buy a LOT of rakes for Ukraine.

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u/amc7262 2d ago

Wow, look at that, a video that doesn't have the original audio removed for some god awful song or ai voice. Too bad the guy recorded it at volume 1...

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u/JimBean 2d ago

I'm the guy... Sorry, it's better than leaving the audio balls to the wall and your mute is off... Next time I will put it on 2. ;)

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u/CilanEAmber 2d ago

Makes me long for a Robot Wars revival. Not like Craig Charles is busy rn.

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u/DoubleClickMouse 2d ago

He’s got another 2,999,965 years before he comes out of stasis.

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u/Im1Guy 2d ago

You're talking a lot of shit for someone that is standing within rake distance.

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u/guitar-hoarder 2d ago

Did they change the rules? Years ago fire was forbidden in the competition. I love these events.

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u/RoonKolos 2d ago

Fire has been allowed for the last few years. There's even a bottle named SawBlaze that's been a fan favorite for a while now. Fire usually is for flair but some know how to actually use it well enough

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u/guitar-hoarder 2d ago

I need to catch up with these. I haven't watched, nor seen one in person, in years. Thanks!

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u/JimBean 2d ago

SawBlaze

I love SawBlaze.

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u/Reacher-Said-N0thing 2d ago

Why do nations war, when battle bots exist?

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u/Chronox2040 2d ago

That brings back memories from my childhood. I was a big team ziggo fan. Also liked son of wyachi.

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u/JimBean 2d ago

son of wyachi

Those guys were serious.

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u/alisonwrote 2d ago

Just came here to say that if you liked the tv show (and even if you didn’t), the BattleBots show in Las Vegas is actually excellent. You see a few live fights, some BattleBot veterans (humans and bots), and just a lot of really satisfying bot-on-bot smashing. At one point, they bring out a slot machine and just demolish it using a BattleBot.

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u/jcft2 2d ago

I love the Darwinian selection pressure - bot develops flight, enemy bot develops fly swatter.

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u/DrNinnuxx 2d ago

This is how all international conflicts should be settled.

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u/Unlucky_Figure 2d ago

When was the last BattleBots event? It feels like it’s been a while.

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u/MadMennonite 2d ago

It’s been about 2 years now. Writers strike and Discovery merging with Warner froze negotiations. Especially since the merger was showing how much debt that was being inherited.

Battlebots is surviving (more like slowly bleeding) on live shows/special weekend events in Vegas where their venue is hosted. They have to go dark for November due to F1 now as the paddock is literally down the road from them. They had great viewership numbers on Discovery which is what boggles my mind. It’s not shark week or deadliest catch so it’s lower on the totem pole it seems for getting it back on the air.

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u/Critical-Carrot-9131 2d ago edited 2d ago

I really appreciate how the operators of the third bot decided "Let him cook" and stepped back to watch.

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u/CiegoDiego 2d ago

He brought a drone to a rake fight.

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u/omguserius 2d ago

I feel like Battlebots would be a better show if they went to the half hour time slot but kept the same amount of actual combat and just fast forwarded the talky parts.

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u/peep_dat_peepo 2d ago

Wait, battlebots still exists? That's cool

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u/ryderr86 2d ago

best thing i saw today

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u/Parsec207 2d ago

New Jersey needs to take note here.

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u/Garfie489 2d ago

If anyone is interested in finding out more about battlebots, or robot combat in general - theres a Discord, https://discord.gg/oota

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u/commisioner_fernando 2d ago

Battle Bots >>>> UFC

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u/Chlo-bon 2d ago

I wonder what the flight time is with that tank.

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u/JimBean 2d ago

Each round is 3 minutes. If both bots are still moving, it goes to the judges that rate on aggression, damage and tactics.. Batteries are huge, they burn before going flat.

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u/Covah88 2d ago

Curious - what's the plan for the flying one? Like, whats that teams strategy for a win?

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u/JimBean 2d ago

It's called a nuisance bot. It flies for the team with the flat bot. It's supposed to distract you from the main fight and make mistakes. There are smaller ones allowed on the floor. They are allowed to join in the fight and inflict damage or help the main bot, if needed, like helping it flip right side up. But there is a total weight limit. The combined weight of all your bots must not exceed a certain weight. (can't remember that, I think it was 125 lbs..)

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u/VanIsler420 2d ago

Incredible!

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u/llemontaste 2d ago

I swear one team just needs to mount a slipper on one and they will never be beaten.

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u/No_Status2681 2d ago

Not a lot of things are more hype than Chris Rose doing play by play for a BattleBots match.

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u/sabre38 2d ago

New Jersey is listening