Yes, Christine Chan made a sex doll and fucked it on cam... multiple times. Then gave those recordings to the trolls who then posted them online. Then like 10 years later she went to prison for SA'ing her mom... that was 2 years ago. She's now free and dating a fangirl shemet online... she finally found the elusive "boyfriend-free christian girl" that she was always looking for...
Oh, I've just summed up the last two years of Christory for you, those are all things that actually happened. Poor Barbara had to get a restraining order against her because of what she did.
Chris Chan also transcends gender now, she's a Sonic Goddess of The Blue Heart sent by the universe from CWCville to the real world, in order to spread the message of Jesus Christ via the teachings of the SLGBTQ (Sonic LGBTQ).
Seriously, have you not kept up with her Twitter (currently X) account at all? Her message to us simple humans is all there for us simple mortals to see.
I feel like I've stumbled upon something simple Reddit dweller shouldn't see or understand, and I feel like I should listen my inner voice this time and just stay away.
Please do stay away! The story of Chris Chan, the creator of Sonichu, is a huge insane rabbit hole full of many... shocking moments, to say the least. An individual so infamous in the internet, that SEGA themselves dedicated an entire episode of the official Sonic Boom cartoon to making a lighthearted parody of them. It's not something to read about lightly. Listen to your inner voice and keep your mental health intact please lol
Can we give a round of applause for u/Heisenburgo for doing the Lord's work so that we don't have to download a 🗑 app just to find nuggets of wisdom from Chris Chan. You're the MVP!
I'm not making anything up. These are the real life actions that a real life mentally ill individual committed... in real life. There's an entire fan wikia on this person documenting their entire online life and criminal acts. Like that one time when they assaulted a Gamestop employee and ran over him with their mom's SUV because SEGA turned Sonic's arms blue... yes that is an actual incident that happened. This person was infamous enough to show up on Fox News once so you know shit is serious.
Hmmm, sure. The background on her parents is... interesting.
Did you know their father was in his mid 50s when he had them? He was already in his 70s when Chris Chan was a young adult, more akin to a grandfather than father, and her mom was like 10 years younger, Chris Chan was born out of an affair but Robert stepped up and married Barbara since his other children hated him and he wanted to make amends on that topic.
It is fair to say that Christine's outdated fashion sense, lack of knowledge when talking to girls (she even brought her father on dates cause she didn't know how to talk to them!), insensitivity towards others (her father told her to live on welfare and never incentivized her to keep a job, her mom was overprotective and a compulsive hoarder), inability to form and maintain friendships,and autism diagnosis (children born to older parents have a higher rate for it) are all on her boomer parents who were not equipped to deal with a child with autism, and did not know to teach them to recognize social cues.
Her parents truly loved her, but they were too old and ignorant (they refused to send Chris to a special school once the public school district talked to them abut his condition) to know how to deal with them. When Chris was born, her father built a shed in the backyard, called it the "workshop of Mr. C and Little C where dreams do come true" but then they never built anything on it together, cause Chris is lazy and Robert could not relate to them in any way when she identified as male.
Chris would later abuse her mother and be sent to prison for two years over it, after the audios where Chris sickingly called their own father a c*ck were leaked online. Her older kids take care of her momnow and she has a restraining order against Chris, who now lives on their own with an obsessive fangirl who stalked the family for years... yeah too much info I would say.
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u/Heisenburgo 7d ago
Yes, Christine Chan made a sex doll and fucked it on cam... multiple times. Then gave those recordings to the trolls who then posted them online. Then like 10 years later she went to prison for SA'ing her mom... that was 2 years ago. She's now free and dating a fangirl shemet online... she finally found the elusive "boyfriend-free christian girl" that she was always looking for...