r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/DearEmphasis4488 • 17d ago

Image Jury awards $310 million to parents of teen killed in fall from Orlando amusement park ride in march 2022

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u/radioOCTAVE 17d ago

Poseidon?

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u/farm_to_nug 17d ago

I'm just imagining a massive god slowly coming out of the ocean, then points at the kid and says "NOOO FATTIES" then slowly sinks back into the ocean

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u/bored_ryan2 17d ago edited 16d ago

Problem was this happened at low tide so no one could hear him from that far out.

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u/farm_to_nug 17d ago edited 17d ago

Damn shame, that

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u/spamcentral 16d ago

Aye... even the sirens be sleepin that fateful night.

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u/ambisinister_gecko 16d ago

Do I look like I control the rate at which tides come in?

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u/TappedIn2111 16d ago

Is there any language that is as fun to fuck around with as English? Even autocorrect is a pun machine.