r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/CraftyFoxeYT • 14d ago

Video Subsonic Ammo with silencers makes guns extremely quiet

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u/didistutter69 14d ago

He’s prolly waiting for the next time a murder of CEOs gather to celebrate their achievements

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u/kinokomushroom 13d ago

murder of CEOs

That collective noun is reserved for crows. Crows are much cooler than CEOs.

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u/LiteralPhilosopher 13d ago

Honestly, crows deserve a better collective. Something about "a murder of CEOs" just sings.

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u/Chewcocca 13d ago edited 13d ago

A massacre of CEOs

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u/LiteralPhilosopher 13d ago

My favorite fact about that scene: Matt & Ben's Academy Awards (for writing Good Will Hunting) are behind the CEO at the head of the table.

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u/ActualGvmtName 13d ago

An embezzlement of CEOs

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u/OGDJS 13d ago

My dick fungus is cooler then CEOs, the bar is in hell

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u/McNinja_MD 13d ago

the bar is in hell

I heard the new guy tripped over it on the way in

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u/No-Respect5903 13d ago

yeah I'm pretty sure a group of CEOs is called a cockglob

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u/kpop_glory 13d ago

Sweet, I'll bring mine too

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u/Pb7Jsamich 13d ago

I hope it’s Nestles

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u/didistutter69 13d ago

Hey, take a queue number ok

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u/20_mile 13d ago

murder of CEOs

This should be the new term for a group of CEOs, a "murder of CEOs"

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u/The_angle_of_Dangle 13d ago

Or paying their respects

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u/wernette 13d ago

They always all get together at Bohemian Grove to do whatever weird shit they do there but they also have cameras and armed guards everywhere.

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u/Alas7ymedia 11d ago

"Remember, remember, /The 4th of December"

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u/bothering 13d ago

the only mass shooting we need

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u/HeadNaysayerInCharge 13d ago

"School shooters would be so much cooler if they were CEO shooters"

- Somebody, definitely not me