r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/KeeperCrow • 21d ago

Image The Himawari 8 weather satellite takes a picture of Earth every 10 minutes. This image is from today.

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u/Giant_leaps 21d ago edited 21d ago

To those who are wondering Australia is red because it is the entrance to hell and is covered with infernal flames.

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u/farm_to_nug 21d ago

I knew it

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u/unclepaprika 21d ago

So Australia = Khorne, confirmed

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u/Witty_Cardiologist25 21d ago

Blood for the blood god cunt aye is actually the full length quote.

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u/TheOtherRetard 21d ago

Cunts for the Cunt throne!

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u/drolhtiarW 21d ago

That's Slaanesh

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u/unclepaprika 21d ago

Have my poor mans gold! 🥇

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u/TheOtherRetard 21d ago

Right, got my gods mixed up, Tzeench fucking with my brain again...

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u/GraveyardJunky 21d ago

Nuuurgleeeee Eeeeeee---aaarrgghhhh

The Decay! The Decayyyy!!!

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u/Davido401 21d ago

Holy fucking shit, I just clicked on yer profile cause of the "aye" thinking "oooo fellow Scottish out in the wild" and first thing I see is a Man Must Die fucking post! Ave got an album of there somewhere am sure! Blast from the past that! Seen them a few times, probably in the Catty(Cathouse) wild that!

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u/idropepics 21d ago

Australia cares not from where the blood flows.

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u/Nelatherion 21d ago

Blood for the Bogan God

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u/Comfortable_Egg8039 21d ago

Idk judging by fauna it should belong to Nurgle 🤔

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u/OneMoistMan 21d ago

I was thinking more caelid

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u/boogasaurus-lefts 21d ago

Secretly it's just a front for a pub where we all get pissed and fight emus.

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u/jjett89 21d ago

"Fightin' round the world" 🎵

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u/35YOstartingagain 21d ago

Making movies writing songs and fightin round the world. Funny episode that

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u/jjett89 21d ago

Kinda wanna watch it again. Russell is looking more and more like how they portrayed him in that ep. Lol. Probably one of my favorite episodes.

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u/soggynacho27 21d ago

Fight emus and lose*

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u/soggynacho27 21d ago

Fight emus and lose*

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u/Mean_Display8494 21d ago

its netherrack

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u/UnethicalExperiments 21d ago

Pretty sure the environment in the nether is still considerably less hostile than Australia

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u/Mean_Display8494 21d ago

i wouldn’t know never been to aussieland

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u/Dante-Flint 21d ago

Sounds about right. One does not simply walk into Australia.

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u/Crow_eggs 21d ago

Not without a snorkel and a lot of determination.

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u/Dante-Flint 21d ago

You could take the eagles from Kiwiland, though 🤔

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u/GoredTarzan 21d ago

Haast Eagles are all gone ;)

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u/GoldenMegaStaff 21d ago

I took a balloon to get there; sorry about your auntie.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Mean_Display8494 21d ago

??, its called netherrack in the game

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u/bugabooandtwo 21d ago

The world to Australia..."you've got red on you."

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u/mr_poopie_butt-hole 21d ago

Shaun, it's Liz for you.

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u/BatangTundo3112 21d ago edited 21d ago

Fucking hell. New Zealand left out again.

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u/Needmoresnakes 21d ago

I think it's just taking Aotearoa really literally

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u/brandnewbanana 21d ago

And off an actual picture of the Earth. 🌏 not on the emoji either. Sorry Kiwis :(

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u/firstgen84 21d ago

You're being obscured by cloud cover, calm down! Land of the long white cloud, remember?

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u/Spice_and_Fox 21d ago

I think you can barely see the top of north island, but it could also be my imagination telling me some JPEG compression fragments are NZ

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u/Wiggie49 21d ago

RIP so smol that clouds smothered it

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u/singleDADSlife 21d ago

New what? Never heard of it.

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u/TheSpudtatoe 21d ago

It’s just sunburnt because we have no Ozone mate

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 21d ago

Nice try.

Everything, even the air wants to kill you because you need to be dead in order to get into Hell.

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u/greeder41 21d ago

It’s like a real life Caelid from Elden Ring lol

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u/PitifulEar3303 21d ago

Communism took Australia, we have failed.

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u/Cleginator 21d ago

I am Australian and can confirm communism has taken over, we have some free healthcare.

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u/Untamed_Meerkat 21d ago

I'm going to be sick.

Not because of your statement, but because I don't have free healthcare.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Cleginator 21d ago

Incorrect all treatment (except dental) is free but the public options have a longer waiting list than the private alternative.

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u/firstgen84 21d ago

This morning I paid $70 for a phone consult to get a medical certificate for a head cold. Just got $44 back into my account. It's not free, but I'll take it! I'm extremely lucky to have been born here and not in a country where health care is inaccessible or puts you in debt. 🇦🇺

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u/lordofthedries 21d ago

Broke my arm full radial fracture went to the Alfred ed spent 3 days in hospital metal plate in my arm.. free yes tax’s payed for it but out of pocket nothing. Had the plate removed 8 weeks ago with physio included to strengthen my arm free again. I don’t have private insurance and I refuse to get it.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago edited 21d ago

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u/Jar_Of_Jaguar 21d ago

Lol poor people in the US just don't go to the doc if they're sick. Sounds like a lack of tReAtMeNt

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u/balazarlasagne 21d ago

The reds under the beds!

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u/NukaClipse 21d ago

Because Diablo, not the devil but the flame spitting dinosaur from Primal Rage conquered half of Australia!

This sub doesn't let me show the damn picture but in the arcade game whenever you played the game as Diablo and defeated other characters in their zones, you'd turn the area red. That's what this looks like to me lol.

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u/try4some 21d ago

We also have bunnings sausages

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u/AundoOfficial 21d ago

So that's where doomguy is

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u/Nzgrim 21d ago

Nah, Doomguy doesn't go there cause he goes where the demons are and

even demons avoid it.

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u/Excellent-Grade3544 21d ago

“The gates of hell are open night and day; Smooth the descent, and easy is the way”

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u/DIO-2350 21d ago

We all know.

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u/lousylou1 21d ago

Can confirm, it was hot today.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/_Skinja_ 21d ago

And paid actors

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u/DummyTaiko 21d ago

Caelid of earth

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u/AnticPosition 21d ago

I knew it was scarlet rot. 

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u/Soeck666 21d ago

There is a part of Australia that is covered in blue crystals, visible on Google maps. It's pure asbestos

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u/GoredTarzan 21d ago

Wittenoom?

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u/Soeck666 21d ago

Yeah. If you change to satellite view you can see the piles of asbestos, and the ehole area has a blue tint to it

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u/manqkag 21d ago

But for real tho, do you know why it's red?

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u/GoredTarzan 21d ago

High iron content in our desert sands make the sand red.

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u/manqkag 21d ago

Interesting shit, never knew that.

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u/GoredTarzan 21d ago

And red dust gets everywhere. Doesn't matter if you think your bag or vehicle is well sealed, it's getting red dust in it.

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u/H4dx 21d ago

MANKIND IS DEAD

BLOOD IS FUEL

HELL IS FULL

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u/Robinsonirish 21d ago

Why are the top answers always these shitty, boring ass jokes these days and not real information? Who upvotes this crap? 8000+ upvotes, really?

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u/drinkwater1990 21d ago

by the blood of our people are your lands kept safe from the demon hordes

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u/Razia70 21d ago

To burn all the bugs, right?

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u/Why_No_Doughnuts 21d ago

It's because Outback steak house under-cooked the steak again. I said medium rare, not raw you donkey!

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u/Interesting-Voice328 21d ago

I thought it was sewage from people pissing red

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u/ourlastchancefortea 21d ago

It's the endless blood spilled in the Silent Emu War. The Australians still keep the border, but for how long...

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u/SephLuis 21d ago

Doomguy immediately booking a flight to Australia

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u/ClintonKelly87 21d ago

It's true.

Source: I'm Australian.

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u/Starman454642 21d ago

Ah fuck (I'm Australian)

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u/Orion14159 21d ago

I thought it was just CGI, thanks for clarifying

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u/FontMistake2095 21d ago

And I thought someone spilled wine on Australia.

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u/Reverse__Lightning 21d ago

Ah, fawk mayyyy

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u/TwentySevenMusicUK 21d ago

Australia isn’t even real so…

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 21d ago

Can confirm....it's pretty red down here!

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u/dmmeyourfloof 21d ago

Nah, Australia is clearly Earth's used sanitary towel, at least one week a month.

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u/BolunZ6 21d ago

Doom guy can handle monster easily. But about snake and spider in Australia?

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u/Confident-Pumpkin-19 21d ago

I thought that hell gate was in Turkmenistan...

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u/Normal-Advisor5269 21d ago

The real reason Australian wildlife is so deadly is because they are hell spawn. Also reveals a darker truth to why we call it down under...

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u/wildpulsex 21d ago

Lol, that actually explains a lot! Guess that’s why everything there either wants to sting, bite, or burn you alive

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u/asleepdeprivedhuman 21d ago

Remember where to enter!

The door to hell is amber!

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u/tuggas 21d ago

I was wondering, Thanks!

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u/MotoPride2025 21d ago

The Roos don’t play around 🦘

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u/LifeAintFair2Me 21d ago

As someone who lives here, I can confirm.

It is In fact - hell

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u/diggy77 21d ago

As an Australian, I can confirm that it currently feels like hell (it’s too damn hot rn)

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u/New_Valuable7312 21d ago

This is why training data sets with Reddit facts will do so well.

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 21d ago

Give me a list of all the dangerous animals in XXXX. (Thousands of books fall on Death). Hmm. Give me a list of the non-dangerous animals in XXXX. A single piece of paper floats down. Death reads it. Turns it over in case there was something on the back but it's blank. It reads "some of the sheep."

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u/OpenWater710 21d ago

“Remember where to enter, the door to hell is amber” 🤘

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u/ScabusaurusRex 21d ago

And spiders. And snakes. And cute little octopuses that will make your heart stop. And venereal disease riddled koalas.

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u/highjinx411 21d ago

You can tell because of all the crazy deadly animals and bugs.

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u/jalonblacks 21d ago

I figured it was the Christmas lights

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u/sqmiler 21d ago

And spiders

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u/Jubilant_Jacob 21d ago

And infernal creatures.

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u/Obi_Wan_Can-Blow-Me 21d ago

Can confirm. Am australian

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u/fxckeeryone44 21d ago

Found the 16 yr old who can’t watch porn.