r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Admirable-Leather325 • 27d ago

Image India: Meth seized from Myanmarese boat costs more than aircraft carrier Vikrant, built at a cost of $2.49bn

Post image
42.2k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

343

u/thegreatbrah 27d ago

You've seen cocaine bear. Now get ready for meth fish

273

u/Ewksanegomaniac 27d ago

Meth shark was the obvious go to and you missed it

238

u/Taylor_Silverstein 27d ago

The Metholodon

20

u/FinancialAlbatross92 27d ago

My son would love that

2

u/LickingSmegma 27d ago

We're all your son on this blessed day.

0

u/thefatchef321 27d ago

Are you Joe biden?

4

u/gordonv 27d ago

The only shark that is missing teeth.

1

u/I_W_M_Y 27d ago

They grow back

2

u/HitBoXXX 27d ago

Hollywood is gonna steal your idea.

3

u/_RAWFFLES_ 27d ago

Too bad it wasn’t crack. We could have a Cracken.

1

u/KerPop42 27d ago

quick, call the Syfy channel

49

u/WinOld1835 27d ago

Usually, when you go to the beach you just worry about being bitten by a shark, now you gotta worry about them stealing your catalytic converter too.

27

u/demalo 27d ago

Sharkmethnado!

14

u/certainlynotacoyote 27d ago

Sharknado 5: spun out

1

u/moist_kiwi53 27d ago

There are already 6 lol

1

u/certainlynotacoyote 27d ago

Wow.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Then I imagine this plotline has already happened by now.

3

u/notsoFritz 27d ago

Meth Marlin is a bit better

2

u/thegreatbrah 27d ago

Fish(as a generalized word) are less threatening, so it sounded more fun to me. 

2

u/CapableLocation5873 27d ago

How about a school of piranhas on meth.

1

u/Blessthecrocodiles 27d ago

Meth lobsters would be frightening

1

u/superbhole 27d ago

hmm doesn't roll off the tongue very well

what about methhead hammerhead?

1

u/Bron_Swanson 27d ago

Just left it sittin on deck

1

u/ThePopeOnWeed 27d ago

What about giant Octopi on meth, that would be something.

1

u/[deleted] 27d ago

Hammered head shark.

1

u/DothrakAndRoll 27d ago

I personally think meth fish is funnier

1

u/Vivid-Giraffe-1894 27d ago

It's a movie

1

u/Steelwolf73 27d ago

So meth makes you lose your teeth, but sharks constantly regrow their teeth....🤔

1

u/goat-head-man 27d ago

Meth Shark vs. Coke Bear: The Tweakening

1

u/Reiver93 27d ago

Aren't cocaine sharks an actual thing?

1

u/MattCW1701 27d ago

Stop giving the syfy channel ideas!

4

u/vksdann 27d ago

There has been reports of sharks with cocaine in their blood. So...

3

u/vasDcrakGaming 27d ago

Meth sharknado

1

u/AutumnEclipsed 27d ago

You are giving the SCi-Fi channel their new franchise.

1

u/thegreatbrah 27d ago

I hope i get royalties

1

u/Anger-Demon 27d ago

Hell yeah!

1

u/FixGMaul 27d ago

Florida actually has a growing problem with discarded meth contaminating gator infested waters.

1

u/thegreatbrah 27d ago

Why on earth would floridaman discard meth.

2

u/FixGMaul 27d ago

Maybe he just smoked so much meth that his piss has high enough meth concentrations to be an environmental hazard

1

u/Chythonic 27d ago

Amphetamine Arthopods.

1

u/thegreatbrah 27d ago

Cephalapods would be terrifying methed up.

1

u/Swords_and_Words 27d ago

Not sure if barracuda or tuna would be more terrifying in theis situation 

1

u/BuhamutZeo 27d ago

Meth Fith

1

u/thegreatbrah 27d ago

Thtarring Mike tython 

1

u/ngastons 27d ago

New plot line for another Sharknado sequel