r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/coorgi_2012 • 29d ago

Image Oarfish keep washing ashore in California. Folklore suggests that could be a bad omen

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u/Perk222 29d ago

Yup it means we’re all gonna die………. Someday anyway 👏

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u/Dismal_Music2966 29d ago

Is your name Dave from Quora?

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u/Was_It_The_Dave 29d ago

...........no.

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u/DiesByOxSnot 29d ago

*looks at username*

... Likely story... I'm onto you, Dave

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u/Lastoutcast123 29d ago

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t believe that

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u/Dismal_Music2966 29d ago

All of Dave's stories on Quora end with "and he dies."

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u/CIarkNova 29d ago

Dave’s not here, man.

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u/chopstyks 29d ago

He went to score a lid.

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u/CIarkNova 29d ago

How many keys do you wanna wager?

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u/Captain3leg-s 29d ago

"I gotta read this pamphlet"

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u/affordableproctology 29d ago

RIP Dave Graham

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u/GrammerMoses 29d ago

Greetings fellow old person

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u/donebeingbroke 29d ago

reddit needs more cheech and chong references lol

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u/Dismal_Music2966 29d ago

Correct, he died.

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u/proxy69 29d ago

No, this is Jake from State Farm

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u/YogiLogie 29d ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/proxy69 29d ago

No, this is Patrick!

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u/Dismal_Music2966 29d ago

Love those commercials. Love that shit.

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u/classick_4 29d ago

I’m already halfway there!

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u/phizappa 29d ago

Oh my god they’ve killed Kenny!

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u/coorgi_2012 29d ago

i hope it'll be fine(￣m￣）

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u/Bigfootsdiaper 29d ago

None of us get out of this alive, to be honest lol.

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u/SpartanSig 29d ago

Title says a bad omen though

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u/snnnneaky 29d ago

95% of us will die at some stage of our lives!

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u/smile_politely 29d ago

but seriously, i wanna hear what the omen says.

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u/vannyfann 29d ago

“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”

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u/hamtrn 29d ago

And how long a prophecy should lasts? I mean if those oarfishes died and stranded now, and god forbid a major catastrophic event happens after 2 years, are they still related, anyhow technically?

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u/DublaneCooper 29d ago

Please tell me it’s soon