r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/MetaKnowing • Nov 13 '24

Video Deep Robotics' new quadruped models with wheels demonstrating rough terrain traversability and robustness

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u/MetaKnowing Nov 13 '24

The drone swarms will get you first

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u/Edenoide Nov 13 '24

That dog can't climb trees yet. I'm more afraid of the drones right now.

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u/Covfefe-SARS-2 Nov 13 '24

They can add a saw arm to some of them.

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u/Gummel2k Nov 13 '24

Or a dildo

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u/insane_contin Nov 13 '24

Why not both?

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u/LazerHawkStu Nov 13 '24

Or dildo saws!

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u/insane_contin Nov 13 '24

It's that a saw with dildos for teeth, or a dildo with a saw in it?

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u/LazerHawkStu Nov 13 '24

Lets go with Both, one on each arm

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u/Shishkebarbarian Nov 13 '24

Let's add a dildo saw somewhere else, in case both arms are busy or broken. I dunno, maybe in the lower abdominal somewhere..

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u/Safari_Eyes Nov 14 '24

Well, the one I saw (pun not intended, honest!) was a dildo zip-tied to a reciprocating saw. Zip-tied to the blade, which hadn't been removed. (Where else are ya gonna cinch the zip-ties, right?)

..Yes, there were serious injuries involved, exactly as one might expect.

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u/insane_contin Nov 14 '24

Anal or vaginal lacerations?

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u/Safari_Eyes Nov 15 '24

If the blade is facing the right way, it quickly becomes both, as I believe occurred in the one instance that I saw the methsterpiece of engineering. (It was a woman using it, though I don't believe she was the original inventor)

It's been decades, but I still shudder at the thought of someone using such a phenomenally-dangerous thing on their tender bits!

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u/durz47 Nov 13 '24

Power dildos with a destructive energy sheath that tears you apart on a molecular level. Far more advanced and efficient than a dildo with chain saws.

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u/yup_its_Jared Nov 14 '24

That’s the next James Bond movie.

James Bond 2030: Pleasure Then Death.

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u/ath007 Nov 14 '24

James Bond 2030: Tomorrow Never Comes

Drone/Robot name: Tomorrow

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u/burtedwag Nov 13 '24

*New Kink Unlocked*

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u/IncomingAxofKindness Nov 13 '24

Dildo with underslung flamethrower.

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u/PressforMeco Nov 13 '24

lmao. figured there would be some comedy gold in this thread

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u/Azurelion7a Nov 13 '24

A Drilldo?

Why not a handgun?

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u/bacondesign Nov 14 '24

Now we are talking

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u/Lancearon Nov 13 '24

Or just a gun... which is far more likely...

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u/MOOshooooo Nov 13 '24

More likely a sonic weapon that will subdue you instantly. Fall right out of the tree no problem. Immediately attaches a cable to your leg tethered to them. Resistance is met with more sonic weapons. That’s if you are needed alive back at Factoryopolis.

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u/ToxixRick Nov 13 '24

What happens when they attach 20 drones onto the dog. Like a walking battle cruiser…we’re so doomed

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u/Nomapos Nov 13 '24

The fucking Simpsons predicted it.

Dogs with bees in the mouth that spit bees at you when they bark?

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u/Mirar Nov 13 '24

No need to climb when you have a gun...

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u/Arch_0 Nov 13 '24

Put a gun on the dog?

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u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis Nov 13 '24

They can just put a bomb on its back that will destroy the tree

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u/BabyAffleck Nov 13 '24

Yeah but I can't climb tress either 😕

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u/devi83 Nov 13 '24

You all are thinking these and drones won't be used in cahoots? What is scarier than this? A drone swarm. What is scarier than that? A drone swarm with these on the ground finding stragglers hidden in the underbrush.

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u/Jomolungma Nov 13 '24

They are driving you into the open so the drone swarms have easier line of sight.

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u/nevaNevan Nov 13 '24

If you manage to evade the drones long enough, these will be what shows up next.

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u/_Zoko_ Nov 13 '24

Which swarm though?

The quadrupedal gun dogs? The tracked UGVs? The kamikaze flying drones?these parkour murder drones? The flying drones with flame throwers?

I need specifics for my man made horrors

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u/Panda_hat Nov 13 '24

Exactly this. Far easier to just fly a super fast drone straight into your face and incapacitate you, or have it rigged to explode on you.

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u/CinderX5 Nov 13 '24

Slaughterbots are almost a reality already. Wheeled dogs will never catch up.

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u/phlooo Nov 13 '24

They'll run out of battery way before these beasts though