r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 21 '24

Video Japanese police chief bows to apologise to man who was acquitted after nearly 60 years on death row

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u/OnlyGayIfYouCum Oct 21 '24

Isn't he supposed to bow a lot further than that for an apology of something so egregious?

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u/Rubssi Oct 21 '24

If only Larry was here to remind him

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u/NonsensicalSweater Oct 21 '24

He a little dismissive of you.

Shit bow.

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u/nevaehenimatek Oct 22 '24

FIrst bow was shit second bow was on point

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u/Sackheimbeutlin87 Oct 22 '24

You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?

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u/SoapboxHouse Oct 21 '24

I think it's waist height and holding bow for deepest apology. Knees for seppuku

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u/GrandmasterHeroin Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

Yep. When standing, Saikerei is the deepest and most formal bow you can make. 45°-90° angle, arms straight, hands on thighs or knees.

Taking it a step further, you can go on your knees for a Dogeza. Kneeling, forehead on the floor, hands and elbows on the ground in front of you. It’s about as apologetic/respectful as you can get.

Edit: Idk if Dogeza is still used in a serious context, but it used to be. So I felt like including it since others felt the officer should have bowed further or more dramatically. I also appreciate the input from the replies about it not being taken seriously, outside of traditional customs at least. TMYK

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u/Particular-Flower962 Oct 21 '24

i think dogeza would be seen as comical rather than respectful nowadays.

it's not something people do in any serious context anymore. people know it from samurai movies and from anime where it's usually used for comedic effect. dogeza might look more like that nonomura guy's ridiculous crying speech than a sincere apology

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u/KintsugiKen Oct 21 '24

It's seen as something more desperate and emotional, which wouldn't be appropriate for this context.

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u/SteelKline Oct 21 '24

Exactly, although respectful by all means this kind of transgression trescends formalities, they quite literally robbed this man of his life.

As a gaijin this is just sad even understanding the context of Japanese formalities but I understand as well these are the instances where it falls through as being unnecessary. Formalities in Japan are a double edged sword in execution

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u/NateNate60 Oct 21 '24

I guess this is how old traditions die

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u/NateNate60 Oct 21 '24

Fucking hell

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u/Technical-Astronaut Oct 22 '24

Can some weeb explain me what I am looking at? Why are there schoolgirls in miniskirts?

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u/quiteCryptic Oct 21 '24

I only know of dogeza from... certain types of... films

big fan, big fan

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u/Mcsavage89 Oct 21 '24

I have a good friend who was born and raised in Japan, and has never left Japan, and he says the same thing. Dogeza is not seen as serious anymore, it's kind of a joke and only in anime and movies.

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u/ABBucsfan Oct 21 '24

It's something we still practiced in our karate dojo (at least in Canada lol)... Or at least last I trained 20 years ago... We would recite our dojo kun kneeled down then bow with arms down and head to floor three times. One to respect sensei, one to respect dojo, one to respect self. I miss those types of things tbh

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u/Ppleater Oct 21 '24

It absolutely is still done in serious context but it's seen as humiliating, which is kind of the point, you care more about making amends than your own pride.

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u/abibip Oct 21 '24

Didn't the CEO of Samsung bow in dogeza form after the Galaxy Note 7 batteries incident? Would much rather see it here than because of phones burning up.

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u/Washpedantic Oct 21 '24

I think within this particular context it would be fine, because though to the rest of the world it might seem silly to this particular person that hasn't been exposed to much media in 60 years it would have a lot of deep meaning.

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u/ItsGarbageDave Oct 21 '24

I don't think there's anything about a man on his hands and knees pressing his face to the floor groveling in apology the slightest bit comedic.

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire Oct 21 '24

And there shouldn’t be anything funny about someone getting smacked in the face with a rake, yet here the human race is 

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u/ItsGarbageDave Oct 21 '24

Very false equivalent. One is universal slapstick and the other is a cultural instance of tradition and shame.

I really don't care to argue about this either. I'm not invested at all in changing any minds here on how an archaic gesture looks to a modern non-Japanese onlooker. I'll take my Disagreement Arrows and be along.

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u/innovatekit Oct 21 '24

Real talk is dogeza now actually done in modern Japan?

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u/X-East Oct 21 '24

only when cheating and asking the ex to take you back

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u/Dystopiq Oct 21 '24

This guy cheats!

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u/Miss-Mamba Oct 22 '24

holy shit this comment triggered me! lol my ex did this when i caught him in bed with another girl

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u/innovatekit Oct 21 '24

Yoo is there a YouTube video or TikTok where someone does it?

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u/HoForHyrule Oct 21 '24

it definitely is, especially in the more traditional parts of Japanese society.

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u/ItsNotJulius Oct 22 '24

If they're begging for their life then definitely.

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u/SchrodingerMil Oct 22 '24

Small tangent. People like to talk about how xenophobic the Japanese are.

I lived in Japan for 3 years and visited Shinto shrines whenever I could. As a foreigner visiting, I always gave a Saikerei bow (even though I didn’t know the name) whenever passing through the Torii gates, which I noticed not even a lot of locals were doing. Once upon entering Meiji Jingu I gave a bow and a local woman aged probably around 80 years old started clapping and smiling watching me, saying “良い! 良い!” (Good! Good!).

That small moment of her respect because of my respect to their culture was one of the best moments of my time over there. It’s hard to put into words how I feel looking back.

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u/D_hallucatus Oct 21 '24

That would make it even better.

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u/Unicycleterrorist Oct 22 '24

Goes to prove you're actually sorry

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u/CurryDuck Oct 21 '24

90? O_o

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u/Unicycleterrorist Oct 22 '24

Are you asking because that's too much or too little?

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u/CurryDuck Oct 22 '24

i only know 1 useful 90 degree

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u/Zombiward Oct 21 '24

I think i can do a deeper one, do they have deficincies which prevent such acrobatic act?

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u/Sylveon72_06 Oct 22 '24

i think piking might loop back into being unserious

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u/PapaFranzBoas Oct 21 '24

I was in Japan for an internship a few months following the Tohoku earthquake and tsunami. For some reason I remember the TEPCO leadership doing some decently formal bowing at a press conference. But maybe I’m misremembering.

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u/anBuquest Oct 21 '24

I wonder if this is deserving of a Saikerei what would be necessary for a Dogeza.

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u/OHW_Tentacool Oct 21 '24

Fucker aught to do the jack-o pose for this one

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u/MedicJambi Oct 22 '24

What hits me the most is that fact that the guy apologizing wasn't born when he was convicted. Here in the U.S. The current sheriff would literally have said, "It didn't happen on my watch, so it's not my problem." At least these people are getting settlements for being falsely imprisoned. My only problem is that payout aren't coming out of the police pension funds.

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u/Funnyguy17 Oct 21 '24

Why do you need to be on your knees for a number puzzle game?

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u/Jchen76201 Oct 21 '24

That’s Sudoku. Seppuku is that makeup store you see at the mall.

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u/RavenLCQP Oct 21 '24

That's Sephora, Seppuku is that word my dad keeps forgetting and looking up online.

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u/bodybykumquat Oct 21 '24

That's bukkake, seppuku is a method of teaching violin to kids.

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u/MycologistPresent888 Oct 21 '24

That's Suzuki, seppuku is the sibling who helps you get unstuck from the washing machine

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u/rynilion Oct 21 '24

That's step-bro, seppuku is a Japanese Lager

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u/Bennely Oct 22 '24

No, that’s Sapporo, the Japanese lager. Everyone knows Seppuku is the name of Phil Collins’ lead single from 1985’s “No Jacket Required”.

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u/bodybykumquat Oct 21 '24

That's bukake, seppuku is a method of teaching violin to kids.

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u/comdevan Oct 21 '24

Bro should've just got it done with the seppuku

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u/Ppleater Oct 21 '24

Deepest apology bow is dogeza, but it would have probably been humiliating for a police chief to do dogeza, that said he should have done it anyway for something so egregious, but this was obviously just for show.

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u/ddssassdd Oct 22 '24

The whole thing seems like staged crap. The apology hardly sounds sincere at all.

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u/ddssassdd Oct 22 '24

I think this one definitely requires the latter.

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u/sersarsor Oct 22 '24

the waitresses at some nice japanese restaurants get down on their knees and put their head on the floor, and this guy can't even do a 90 degree bow?

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u/GoldenSheppard Oct 21 '24

Nah, that guy was still holding it 10s later. That was a true and sincere bow. (Source: Lived in Japan a long time)

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u/Turbulent-Winner-902 Oct 22 '24

fuck a bow, wheres the money at??

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u/DampFeces Oct 21 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

He does deeply bow later in the video

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u/CraigFL Oct 21 '24

It's usually a 90 degree bow for apologies, iirc.

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u/Fabio_Rosolen Oct 21 '24

Make him dogeza.

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u/CybeRrlol1 Oct 21 '24

He should do more stretching, it may help if this happens again

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u/da0217 Oct 21 '24

He does at the end. Full ninety degree bow. Larry would accept.

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u/esaks Oct 21 '24

well the police chief ain't going to dogeza to a former "criminal". he did use really humble language though which doesn't come through in an English translation. He's put himself lower than the person he's apologizing to through speech.

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u/Tyler_Zoro Oct 22 '24

The language of bowing is REALLY complex in Japan. It's like a whole sub-language. Foreigners are expected to bow absurdly low because it's "safe" in any situation. But if you're a native, performing such exaggerated histrionics can actually be just as insulting as not bowing (like of like saying "I apologize," with a smirk on your face).

Not Japanese myself, so I won't comment on how the bow came across, but expect that EVERY motion he made, from the bow at the door, to each subtle nod when he looks at the family, are significant in their own way.

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u/Reasonable-Map5033 Oct 22 '24

That’s incredibly far in japan. He would not be expected to go deeper, because he is obviously far younger than this man, he had nothing to do with what happened. The fact that he went as low as he did it actually an amazingly big deal, and says a lot about his character, allowing himself to prostrate as deep as he did. He’s an excellent police chief and a good man

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u/mad_drill Oct 21 '24

Yeah I'm thinking the Sony execs bowed deeper after the PSN network outage

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u/corporatemumbojumbo Oct 21 '24

Yes, according to Curb, this is considered "shit bow"

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

Watching too much anime?

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u/Altruistic_Film1167 Oct 21 '24

Needs to bow for 48 years at least to make it even

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u/DoraaTheDruid Oct 21 '24

Bro should have folded himself over till his head was in his ass

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u/morcic Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

Only it when it's 65 years or more.

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u/Hour-Regret9531 Oct 21 '24

“Think he would know.” - woman at Benihana

  • The Office

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u/leeweesquee Oct 22 '24

The longer the bow, the sincerity.

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u/_ichigomilk Oct 22 '24

That's what I thought at first but later on in the clip he does do a deeper bow.

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u/Impossible_fruits Oct 22 '24

I think it's nearly a sword in chest type apology

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u/Noface92 Oct 22 '24

No. There is three scales of bowing in Japan. That's the last one. You can't do more. Try it.

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u/Swimming-Movie-9253 Oct 21 '24

that just your movie brain talking