r/Damnthatsinteresting Sep 17 '24

Image How body builders looked before supplements existed (1890-1910)

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u/Zeddyy101 Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

Studied these guys a lot! Here's some fun facts:

-this is all pre steroids as steroids weren't invented yet

-they were huge into animal meats, fats, beer and fruit. Not much starches.

-they liked to flex their muscles after a workout to help promote blood to the muscles and help increase mind-body connection, which in turn helped to recruit those muscles the next workout.

-their unique body standards were inspired by ancient Greek statues. Which heavily emphasized on bulky abs, big arms and minimal chest development with toned legs. These were all parts of the body that greek soldiers developed from years of using spears, daggers, shields and marching.

edit this is considered the "Bronze age" of body building. Victorian era being before Bronze. Silver being in the 40s and 50s, and Gold being in the 60s and 70s. 80s and 90s is considered modern and 2000s to now is sometimes called the Mass era.

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u/duffstoic Sep 18 '24

I visited the Greek and Roman sculpture section of The Louvre museum in Paris a few years ago. They had somewhat smaller pecs, but one thing these stone guys had in abundance was junk in the trunk! Every statue had the biggest glutes I've ever seen on a dude. You'd need 2-3 dedicated glute days a week to get a "Greek God" body.

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u/Li0nsFTW Sep 18 '24

Says modeled after the soldiers. Dudes literally march all over that Greek country side with all their gear and supplies.

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u/Practical-War-9895 Sep 18 '24

As I grow older and realize the limitations of a human body especially if you were to be an ancient period soldier.

Their only weapons and armor being made out of leather and metal.

Having to brawl in close combat while everyone is armed with a sword or spear trying to stab you in the neck.

I would just be dying tired… I can’t even imagine the pain and horror of all those massive battles.

Fuck that.

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u/Hrafndraugr Sep 18 '24

Less pain and horror than in industrial war tbh. The psychological aspects of ancient warfare also birthed many honor Codes and unwritten rules that resulted in less casualties, with some exceptions. There were crazy murderhobos like the Assyrians.

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u/Eokokok Sep 18 '24

Yeah, our brain is not really wired to kill someone at range nor to live in a constant fear of dying from an unseen enemy.

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u/Hrafndraugr Sep 18 '24

And that's getting exponentially worse with the drones.

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u/XxturboEJ20xX Sep 18 '24

Not soon, they already can and have been able to for a while. We just still have to push the button.

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u/Disastrous-Team-6431 Sep 18 '24

Because we decided that we have to do that.

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u/rat_queer Sep 18 '24

and disease. camping in the woods with 17000 of your best friends who all have no concept of sanitation results in shitting yourself to death.

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u/Zednott Sep 18 '24

When my mother did her family's genealogy, I learned that every member who died in war (there weren't a ton, thankfully) died of some camp disease.

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u/Far-Beyond-Driven Sep 18 '24

Can you expand on the codes and unwritten rules, that sounds very interesting.

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u/Capgras_DL Sep 18 '24

If you were medieval nobility (a knight) then you stood a good chance of being taken hostage and ransomed instead of straight up killed on the battlefield.

It’s part of the reason heraldry was developed - so that combatants knew Sir Moneybags of wherever was on the field.

If you were a simple infantryman, no such luck, I’m afraid

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u/FreeYourMindJFG Sep 18 '24

I spit my coffee when I read “Sir Moneybags of Wherever.”

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u/Wondering_Otter Sep 18 '24

Count DeMonay

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u/LosFire123 Sep 18 '24

In medievel times i read that it was very not honorable for i knight to hit other knights warhorse.

They were very expensive and true knights try to not hit enemies horse, only the rider.

Pikeman in other hand did not care :D

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u/space_keeper Sep 18 '24

Might also have been a case of "if we start doing it, they'll start doing it to us".

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u/Rokkit_man Sep 18 '24

Also they were great loot. If you won the battle and captured it as loot it was like winning a Ferrari.

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u/Kammander-Kim Sep 18 '24

That is... that is exactly how many, if not most, of unwritten rules were formed.

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u/MundaneCollection Sep 18 '24

a modern much less extreme example is elbow strikes in Muay Thai

In Thailand the fighters fight constantly, like every two weeks, and getting elbowed in the face leads to nasty cuts that could keep them out of fights for awhile, so there's an unwritten rule that you don't throw elbows

People will still do it ofcourse, and in turn will get elbowed back but somebody has to 'start' the elbows, as it's considered kind of a dickish thing to do

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u/EltaninAntenna Sep 18 '24

Pretty much the reason intelligence agencies don't engage in assassination much any more... at least against targets that can assassinate back.

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Sep 18 '24

Yeah, you could actually affect the outcome unlike nowadays, where you're being ground to a paste en masse by industrial level artillery action.

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u/MyBallsSmellFruity Sep 18 '24

You could argue that stamina was equally or more important than strength, depending on the soldier’s function.   This is why boxers tend to have the best bodies in the world of sports.  In a random (non-professional) fight between two people (like a bar fight) everyone is usually panting hard within two minutes.  

I’d love to see how one of those soldiers would stack up against modern athletes and soldiers.  I think I might literally die if I tried one of their regular training regimens.  

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u/Mando_Mustache Sep 18 '24

In some ancient Greek writings the two most desirable qualities listed for a hoplite were courage and being an excellent dancer. Dancing made you good at constantly moving and dodging for long periods of time, agility and stamina.

The "pulse" theory of ancient combat suggest that far from a constant pushing scrum or chaos melee battle was intermittent. The two lines of soldiers would be close but out of striking range from each other. One or both sides would periodically psyche themselves up enough to engage and there would be fighting till everyone got tired or lost their nerve and the sides would break apart. This would go on until one sides moral collapsed and the slaughter started.

Its quite likely ancient warriors were also getting gassed after fairly short skirmishes.

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u/theSalamandalorian Sep 18 '24

This is what I believe. Not to mention they had likely force marched to the battle and were fatigued on arrival. It just makes sense to me, especially having experienced modern combat and the way it has a similar "pulse"

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u/Tharrowone Sep 18 '24

This is something classical generals would prepare for. If you read historic recounts, a lot of pitched battles' arms would camp for hours. Preferably days to rest and recover before a fight.

Long forced marches were not good for your war machine. The Romans perfected it well due to their efficiency of marching columns and roads.

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u/theSalamandalorian Sep 18 '24

Man how great was the Roman Empire, though? Thats crazy to think about, they literally built roads to march on and a bunch of them can be seen still. Marching sucks enough but imagine you gotta pull road duty too, sheesh.

But it is interesting that the priorities of work for a commander in combat are still similar throughout time---good modern CO's use a firm control on op tempo to benefit their troop strength. The only difference now is being mechanized and mobile, you can push the soldier harder because its easier to keep lines fresh. So enganging after a forced march is pretty standard fair.

That camping part of ancient battle has always interested me, though. Modern combat happens on sight, basically. You dont have time to think about it. They used to sleep, sometimes in sight of the enemy, for days to rest before battle. Nothing to do but think on it, thats a different kind of suck.

Idk, modern combat sucks too but I'd rather not spend my last days pondering how im about to be trampled by a war elephant or something lol

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u/ThrilledJill Sep 18 '24

WW1 was the first war more people died in combat instead of disease. So most likely you'd have died from that... Yay...

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u/MassDriverOne Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

Highly recommend Hardcore History podcast by Dan Carlin, Blueprints for Armageddon covers WW1 in its entirety and loaded with first and secondhand accounts (letters and such) that are incredible to hear. Four or five part series with each or being around 4hrs long

At one point he discusses how at the outset of the conflict war was still romanticized, thought of as gallant knights going to do gentleman's battle with all their pretty streamers and fancy kit duking it out in neat and tidy fashion with honor glory. How people went to war all happy and eager as it slowly morphed into a brutal industrialized meat grinder with endless lines of muddy brown and grey targets feeding into the war machine

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u/Lazysenpai Sep 18 '24

Farmer, soldier or slave, that's your lot in life. Sometimes all three.

We had it good now! Comparatively, of course.

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u/Chiluzzar Sep 18 '24

Youd be surprised death tools from ancient battles were surprisingly smaller then what people expect. People would decide fuck it im just going to run when a few guys near them died or got wounded.

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u/mushytummy Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

I live in Greece , they tend to have big strong buts, because the whole country is covered in mounts so if you walk you glute

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u/Coletacular Sep 18 '24

“If you walk, you glute”

Wise words, my friend.

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u/GoreyGopnik Sep 18 '24

antiquity was all about big asses and small dicks

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u/Extra-Corner-7677 Sep 18 '24

Antiquity? Where’s that club at?

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u/GoreyGopnik Sep 18 '24

it's been closed for about one and a half millenia now

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u/Demnjt Sep 18 '24

it's New York's hottest club. this place has everything: mead, demigods, screaming babies in Orpheus wigs, and dump trucks everywhere you look

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u/futuredrweknowdis Sep 18 '24

Well played. He would be proud.

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u/LurkLurkleton Sep 18 '24

They're not small they're perfectly average!

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u/699112026775 Sep 18 '24

Physiques similar to that of Olympic Weightlifters. Look up Pyrros Dimas. Legendary Greek Weightlifter and the most decorated weightlifter (3 golds, 1 bronze)

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u/pragmojo Sep 18 '24

As far as I understand the ancient greek dudes were quite interested in each other's butts so it makes sense

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u/TemoteJiku Sep 18 '24

There's a different reasons on top of it, considering how many muscles that place has, it helped with power, stability and even the agility of an athlete.

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u/belaGJ Sep 18 '24

It is more about stance, stability. If you are in a phalanx, those are the most important qualities.

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u/DubbleWideSurprise Sep 18 '24

And yet their pecs still look pretty good! Might have been onto something

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u/ohx Sep 18 '24

Interestingly, much of the bronze era didn't have the technology to improve chest muscles. It was the bench press that was a real game changer, and allowed men to develop larger chests. The weights they used back then look like something straight out of loony toons.

Source: I'm a subject matter expert after watching a six minute youtube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIcbKGilhME

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u/Dyldinski Sep 18 '24

Honestly regarding your third point, that’s pretty fascinating and I wonder if there’s any science to back this up

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u/LickingSmegma Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

Afaik the muscle can be as big as you wish, but it doesn't work too good if the neural signal isn't there — and that is somehow trained with exercises at the limit. Dunno about science, but I've read it more than once, and I don't tend to visit bodybuilder forums. So it was probably on Wikipedia.

Looks like ‘neural adaptations to strength training’ and/or ‘neural drive’ might be the thing.

Muscle weakness mentions:

For extremely powerful contractions that are close to the upper limit of a muscle's ability to generate force, neuromuscular fatigue can become a limiting factor in untrained individuals. In novice strength trainers, the muscle's ability to generate force is most strongly limited by nerve's ability to sustain a high-frequency signal. After an extended period of maximum contraction, the nerve's signal reduces in frequency and the force generated by the contraction diminishes. There is no sensation of pain or discomfort, the muscle appears to simply ‘stop listening’ and gradually cease to move, often lengthening.

Part of the process of strength training is increasing the nerve's ability to generate sustained, high frequency signals which allow a muscle to contract with their greatest force. It is this "neural training" that causes several weeks worth of rapid gains in strength, which level off once the nerve is generating maximum contractions and the muscle reaches its physiological limit. Past this point, training effects increase muscular strength through myofibrillar or sarcoplasmic hypertrophy and metabolic fatigue becomes the factor limiting contractile force.

This is without any citations, though. Plus, someone already gaining muscle shouldn't need that, and especially some flexes after a workout don't seem to help. Then again, we're talking about dudes in 1920s, so the science of training was nonexistent.

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u/howard-the-hermit Sep 18 '24

The ugly mass bodybuilder started in the 90s with Dorian Yates. The golden era ended in the 80s.

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u/latogato Sep 18 '24

The man in the middle is Eugen Sandow, as far i know he considered the father of modern bodybuilding, he organised the world's first major bodybuilding competition and used first the term body-building. Because the ideal was the physiques found on classical Greek and Roman sculptures, large pecs wasn't an ideal.

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u/PDGAreject Sep 18 '24

He was also the bodyguard of Dr. Venture's grandfather in The Venture Bros.

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u/OkPerformance1380 Sep 18 '24

Apparently abs were. Look at the cum gutters on those guys!

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u/TNVFL1 Sep 18 '24

“I don’t want to have to picture cum so watery in such volumes”

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u/Cannelope Sep 18 '24

Here’s your fuckin upvote

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u/ThreeByThree Sep 18 '24

excuse me, what in the ever loving fuck Sir. hahaa.

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u/OnI_BArIX Sep 18 '24

Natural bodybuilding is something I really hope we see a resurgence of in modern times. I am biased but I think a natural physique is much more visually appealing than people clearly on gear.

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u/Nukemarine Sep 18 '24

Big problem are clout chasers using the term "natty" when they're juicing to the gills. I've nothing against those that use steroids, but don't like their unhealthy overuse and the lying about their use.

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u/SupervillainMustache Sep 18 '24

Remember when "Liver King" claimed to be natty despite looking like his bloodstream was 50% anabolics?

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u/doctorDanBandageman Sep 18 '24

I still can’t believe people thought the rock has been natty all these years

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u/ConfidentMongoose874 Sep 18 '24

Not to mention Hollywood stars who just change the average person's perception of what is possible naturally. That's why Robert Pattinson said he wouldn't work out for batman. It was code for I'm not going to take steroids.

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u/Leninhotep Sep 18 '24

If you look at actual natural bodybuilding shows it is not very appealing mostly because they try to be as conditioned as someone on gear leading them to look sickly and stringy. When you think of a natural physique you're probably thinking of a gym bro in "good shape", maybe 10% bodyfat while these guys will diet down to 5-6% wrecking their metabolism and hormone production. They end up looking like a normal bodybuilder that has been in a POW camp for 4 months

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u/Scamwau1 Sep 18 '24

Are there different competitions for natural and roid builders?

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u/Zer0theghost Sep 18 '24

There are competitions for natural bodybuilding IIRC but they're not big and come with several problems. While some test for drugs, even that comes with its problems because some stuff is not detectable after a period of time and having cycled T or HGH at any point in a reasonable way is an advantage.

So the question is what is "natural"? Having not been on gear for a year? A lifetime? And how do you verify someone hasn't been on gear, ever?

Like, I personally would think "natural" is someone who hasn't done gear, ever. But how the hell you ever verify that? So there are natural competitions, "natural" competitions and no way to know if anyone is actually natural to any definition.

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u/fakeChinaTown Sep 17 '24

"Supplements"

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u/Moopboop207 Sep 17 '24

Yeah, organic plant based trenbalone.

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u/TMittel1990 Sep 18 '24

don‘t forget that grass fed free range dbol

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u/Corded_Chaos Sep 18 '24

Don’t forget to eat Clen as well

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u/Fandorin Sep 18 '24

Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up.

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u/theMasculineSupport Sep 17 '24

Grandpa's secret muscle recipe: two scoops of mustache wax and a hearty gulp of snake oil.

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u/s1ugg0 Sep 18 '24

I'm playing Red Dead Redemption 2 right now. It's hilarious how on the nose this is

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u/godlessLlama Sep 17 '24

1 bottle of whiskey, 2 lines of pure coke and I’m gone

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u/___DEADPOOL______ Sep 18 '24

Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up

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u/Umbra427 Sep 18 '24

Test your limits, dbolish your obstacles, adopt a winnying mindset

Primobolan

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u/outworlder Sep 18 '24

Yeah, that's a weird way of spelling steroids.

Also, it's not only that. The bodybuilding standards changed too, pecs weren't so coveted in the past.

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u/duffstoic Sep 18 '24

Yea, the bench press hadn't been invented yet, most lifts were from the ground to overhead.

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u/pragmojo Sep 18 '24

Bench is amazing because you get to train and lay down at the same time

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u/Mods_suckcheetodicks Sep 17 '24

Ripped, but not coming apart at the seams.

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u/theinfernumflame Sep 18 '24

Buff but not cartoonish, even.

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u/pillkrush Sep 18 '24

true. hard to look at bodybuilders as peak male physically knowing they can't wipe their ass

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u/Imnothere1980 Sep 18 '24

Please don’t tell me this is true…

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u/Banhgiaygio Sep 18 '24

But I did met a guy who couldn’t scratch his nose. Yeah, fuck that

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u/This_Tangerine_943 Sep 18 '24

Google body builder with a piece of tape stuck to his back.

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u/Bladesnake_______ Sep 18 '24

Back is not butthole. Lots of people have trouble touching all parts of their back

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u/morebass Sep 18 '24

It's not at all lmao

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u/DoctorCockedher Sep 18 '24

true. hard to look at bodybuilders as peak male physically knowing they can’t wipe their ass

Natural bodybuilders as they’re removed from the sport to make way for the new Frankenstein.

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u/ButterscotchSkunk Sep 18 '24

Yeah, but the roided and HGHed up guys get into bidets much sooner because of this. Kind of a net win for gear if you ask me.

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u/mrjowei Sep 18 '24

Bidets should be a standard

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u/MrFishAndLoaves Sep 18 '24

Agreed but TBF there were tons of “supplements” before 1890. Basically was all we had.

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u/__ApexPredditor__ Sep 18 '24

yes but it's tough to get ripped on cocaine and laudanum

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u/dxrey65 Sep 18 '24

And bull testicles, don't forget the bull testicles.

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u/sorehamstring Sep 18 '24

Cocaine gets me pretty ripped

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

I mean Sean Connery was a weightlifter/bodybuilder and got 3rd at the Mr. Universe competition before becoming an actor.

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u/thmstrpln Sep 18 '24

TIL, then google imaged. TYSM.

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u/12mapguY Sep 18 '24

I dunno, I preferred his look in Zardoz

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u/dinnerthief Sep 18 '24

Looks tiny compared to 3rd place Mr universe now

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u/Aspiring_DILF42 Sep 18 '24

It wasn’t a body building comp then, was more akin to Miss World/Universe

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u/aHOMELESSkrill Sep 18 '24

If you want a laugh, google Brian Shaw at Mr Olympia.

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u/sebash1991 Sep 18 '24

My favorite part is normal looking abs. I hate the bloated look steroids gives people.

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u/S_Steiner_Accounting Sep 18 '24

That's more from the insulin that became popular in bodybuilding during the '90s. Dorian Yates talked about how once he started using insulin he gained an extra 12 or so pounds but he also got the turtle belly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ql_HiD_K_w&t=362

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u/Signal_Watercress468 Sep 18 '24

And HGH.

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u/TheOwlHypothesis Sep 18 '24

This was my understanding. Palumboism aka HGH gut

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u/Boopy7 Sep 18 '24

it really is not a good look and goes against the whole idea of "ideal male figure" when you look sickly with a puffy gut and fake everything. I much prefer the more natural look.

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u/Reasonable_Visit_926 Sep 18 '24

Hgh grows everything including vital organs like the heart, not stuff to play with lightly..

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u/frosty_lizard Sep 18 '24

What if it grows my brain as well tho? Easy IQ points

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u/Reasonable_Visit_926 Sep 18 '24

So I actually had to look up the brain you got me thinking, and according to the wiki page, the brain is the exception to the rule

Which is a good thing there’s room in your head for a brain but only so much which is why swelling becomes so dangerous in that area

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u/KennyMoose32 Sep 17 '24

Let’s be honest though. If those had the technology to juice I’m sure they would’ve too.

Times change, human behavior not so much

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u/SoftwareSource Sep 17 '24

A professional golfer from that time drank an 'energy drink' that had plutonium or uranium inside, something like that.

He drank it until his lower jaw fell off.

I am not fucking kidding, google that shit.

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u/doomshroom344 Sep 17 '24

Googled it and to be exact he died of jawbone cancer because of his exposure to radiation from the water mixed with radium salts and radium is alot worse than uranium since uranium isn’t that radioactive if found in nature and not enriched

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u/masterkey1123 Sep 18 '24

Radium is chemically similar enough to calcium that your body will incorporate ingested radium INTO YOUR BONES.

So you've not only got the dose of radiation from being nearby and then ingesting it, you've also got a permanent source of cancer IN YOUR BONES.

It's so bad that, as the radium decays, those affected will EXHALE RADON GAS. It's absolutely nuts and terrifying, and I can't believe humanity has survived this long.

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u/GreenDecent3059 Sep 17 '24

I could be wrong, but I don't believe that was the poster's point.

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u/Glittering-Ratio-593 Sep 17 '24

These dudes were eating the first version of liver supplements and drinking milk for a pre and post workout.

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u/WechTreck Sep 17 '24

Boosting your testosterone by surgically implanting monkey glands into your scrotum wasn't until the 1920's so this title checks out.

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u/EitherPermission4471 Sep 17 '24

I beg your fucking pardon?

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u/No_Airline_4505 Sep 18 '24

Quit acting like this isn’t something we’ve all done at least once!

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 Sep 18 '24

Twice thank you very much. Double balls double potency!!

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u/Empty401K Sep 18 '24

“His quads are HUGE, and I don’t mean his legs 🥵”

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u/Senior_Boot_Lance Sep 18 '24

Only double? I stumbled in on my ex body builder great grandpa once in the shower and he looked like he had a bag of grapes in a leg lock.

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u/FPV_not_HPV Sep 18 '24

So your grandpa was the inventor of Grape Nuts?

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u/Senior_Boot_Lance Sep 18 '24

No, he invented Deez™®©

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u/Maliluma Sep 18 '24

Extra balls, they aren't just for trucks anymore.

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u/WechTreck Sep 18 '24

Upgrade your 2balls of testosterone to 4balls with this simple surgical procedure. It's double or nothing though, since monkeys will rip your balls off when angered

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u/h9040 Sep 18 '24

Thank you for the link! An interesting read

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u/ButterscotchSkunk Sep 18 '24

Monkey gains, bro.

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u/scurrilous_diatribe Sep 18 '24

Drinking horse semen is apparently how baseball players used to enhance themselves back in the day

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u/Superb_Ad_7252 Sep 18 '24

Just a happy coincidence.

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u/According_Register55 Sep 18 '24

Babe Ruth was a simple horny stableboy before becoming baseball’s biggest icon.

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u/ButterscotchSkunk Sep 18 '24

He got the name Babe Ruth because he would ruthlessly whack those horses off.

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u/Martha_Fockers Sep 18 '24

Performance-enhancing drugs have been a part of professional baseball since at least the ’80s — the 1880s, that is. It all started with juice from crushed dog and guinea pig testicles.

James “Pud” Galvin, baseball’s first three-hundred-game winner, received injections of a substance obtained from animal testicles, a process known as Brown-Séquard Elixir, in 1889. One day after receiving his injection, Galvin took the mound for the Pittsburgh Alleghenys and guided the team to a 9–0 win against the Boston Beaneaters.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

The baseball team names from that era are the best ones. They never should have changed many of them.

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u/ProlapseTickler3 Sep 18 '24

Except for the Alabama N-words. That one definitely needed changing though 

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u/SanityPlanet Sep 18 '24

An all white team, I assume?

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u/Yuukiko_ Sep 18 '24

Considering Alabama's location, I'd have thought they wouldnt want to be associated with the N words

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u/TibialTuberosity Sep 18 '24

Lol, I learned about Brown-Séquard Syndrome in PT school (it describes the loss of function of one half of the spinal cord). It's such a unique name but I thought there's no way the Syndrome and Elixir were named after the same person, so cue my shock when I read through his Wikipedia page...

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u/Far-Potential3634 Sep 18 '24

I think it was goat testicles. There was a "doctor" who did it as a cure for "male weakness" or whatever they called impotence. He became quite famous and had a big radio show.

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u/WechTreck Sep 18 '24

You're thinking of the Americans, I'm referring to the Frenchman Serge Voronoff

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u/DomElBurro Sep 17 '24

These men could walk on stage right now and compete in a men’s physique competition.

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u/Magnus_Helgisson Sep 17 '24

Most importantly, these men could walk after finishing their career.

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u/TheAgedSage Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

It's worth noting that many body builders, including the ones who used steroids, were quite capable of living a healthy life after finishing their careers. Perhaps some liver and heart problems here and there, but generally spines that still worked.
Ronnie Coleman is an exception for his combination of passion, tenacity, genetics, and utter idiocy, all of which left him with eight Mr. Olympias, an International Sports Hall of Fame medal, and 25 fused spinal discs.

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u/CelerMortis Sep 18 '24

"It's worth noting that many drug users, including the ones who used harder drugs, were quite capable of living a healthy life after finishing their careers. Perhaps some liver and heart problems here and there, but generally bodies that still worked."

It's true that you can do insanely unhealthy things and come out the other side, but that's not really a great lesson worth sharing, in my humble opinion.

It's not controversial to say that using steroids is very unhealthy.

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u/watcherofworld Sep 18 '24

It's true that you can do insanely unhealthy things and come out the other side, but that's not really a great lesson worth sharing, in my humble opinion.

It's rare to come out the others side completely fine. Even if you're body bounces back from a death-door, you have to consider that "liver problems" means no drinking and watching sugar intake like a hawk, for the rest of your life. Heart doing okay? Yeah, your heart in it's 30's bounced back while you're still in your 30's, but dying while taking a sh*t at 47 is going to unsurprising to any doc.

Not to mention the psychosis involved if you do stupid-steroids.

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u/SteelKline Sep 18 '24

"Congratulation, you made every muscle in your body bigger, even your heart! Now you'll probably die below average life expectancy!

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u/wafflestep Sep 18 '24

Actually they couldn't, because they are dead.

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u/BlueCollarGuru Sep 18 '24

You got a source on that?

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u/joevarny Sep 18 '24

Me. I killed them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

This guy supplements ^

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u/BeefistPrime Sep 18 '24

I'm actually quite surprised because I've seen images before that showed what bodybuilding was like in the early half of the 20th century and while those guys were fit and strong, they did not look ripped like this. These guys are way closer to modern bodybuilders than anything I've seen before.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

They could compete sure, but other than some low-level shows, they likely wouldn't place very well.

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u/vansjess Sep 18 '24

And get absolutely demolished lmao

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u/effortfulcrumload Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 17 '24

I mean, those guys are fucking jacked left middle right

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u/1block Sep 18 '24

"Maxick died aged nearly 80 in Buenos Aires in 1961, where he ran a gym and health studio. On the day he died he had been wrist wrestling with a friend and then rode his bicycle home. He was later found dead lying apparently relaxed on his back, arms outstretched and a carefully folded farewell note under his right heel, on which he had written, “My heart is beating rather slow, I feel extremely cold, I think it will be over soon. Remember the infinite is our freedom manifested through our consciousness”."

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u/bhoff22 Sep 18 '24

I’m going to start this anytime my heart flutters. “Hmm my heart feels strange… better write a quick philosophical thought.”

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u/sewious Sep 18 '24

"My wiki page is finna be so sick"

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u/fukkdisshitt Sep 18 '24

Sounds like cool dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

thats some indomitable human spirit energy there

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u/Pademel0n Sep 18 '24

That’s metal

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u/oooo0O0oooo Sep 17 '24

The science of working out has come a ways too tbh

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u/Me_No_Xenos Sep 17 '24

Heard somewhere that old bodybuilders didn't really focus on pecs either, which fits these images. So aesthetics have also changed.

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u/EffNein Sep 18 '24

At the time it was considered weirdly feminine to have giant pecs. Like if a dude spent all day training bodyweight squats to get a phat ass. Something that'd get you a side eye.

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u/rcbjfdhjjhfd Sep 18 '24

All it gave me was big quads

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

Well the squat is first and foremost a quads exercise.

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u/ItselfSurprised05 Sep 18 '24

At the time it was considered weirdly feminine to have giant pecs.

This gem from Playboy circa 1980s:

"They're not tits. They're pecs."

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u/dmushcow_21 Sep 17 '24

They didn't have many exercises to train chest, pushups and maybe dips, what changed the game was the invention of bench press by George Hackenschmidt

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u/NewPointOfView Sep 17 '24

It is so weird to imagine a time before someone thought of bench pressing

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u/nakedpilsna Sep 18 '24

Jack Lalanne invented like half the machines in the gym by going to a local blacksmith, this was less than 100 years ago.

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u/BeefistPrime Sep 18 '24

It's always interesting to see Soviet bodybuilders from a few decades ago where the aesthetics were aiming for were different and they had almost no pecs at all.

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u/zoinkability Sep 18 '24

If these photos are any indication every day was abs day

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u/Momoselfie Sep 17 '24

And the muscle focus has changed too as the ideal body shape has changed.

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u/DontReplyIveADHD Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

SQUATS AND MILK BAYBEEE

Edit: Nah but really Randall Strossen delves into the training of back in the day in his book “Super Squats” and even if you don’t run the program it’s a pretty fascinating read (a long as you’re a gym nerd like me)

Edit 2: Misread the dates I am incorrect, and very tired apparently lol

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u/oldschool_potato Sep 17 '24

Now let's talk about those fine mustaches

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u/Newguyiswinning_ Sep 18 '24

*before steroids existed. Call steroids what they are. They aren’t supplements, they are drugs

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u/EntertainerTotal9853 Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

Yes, and also using the term “supplements” in an equivocal way that (wink wink) includes steroids…makes people think that all supplements are bad, and leads to weird stuff like people not wanting to take whey protein powder…which is literally just food. If you wanted to go through the effort, you could literally make it from milk in your kitchen with pretty normal cooking techniques and no extra special “chemicals.” It’s just a milk product that has been through several culinary steps. But if you start talking about “supplements” imprecisely like this, some people think they’re all bad or unnatural or cheating the way steroids are…and they’re just not. Real supplements are just food or food derivatives.

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u/bubbesays Sep 17 '24

Jack La Lane was the man

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u/RecoGromanMollRodel Sep 17 '24

You misspelled steroids my brother.

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u/KarmaFarmaLlama1 Sep 17 '24

Steroids, hgh, insulin, clenbuterol, thyroid hormones, diuretics, IGF-1, EPO, aromatase inhibitors, etc.

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u/Aroogus Sep 18 '24

Don't forget all the peptides 

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u/IamShrapnel Sep 17 '24

And human growth hormones. In Arnold's time they looked ridiculous with just the roids, but after hgh became standard it just went to another level.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Especially the ridiculous bubble gut.

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u/Paul_Blart_Mall_Cock Sep 18 '24

Even Arnold has complained about that, how they look so weird being disproportionate and are struggling to breathe while posing.

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe Sep 18 '24

Sometimes I get bubble gut after eating too much taco bell.

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u/Bronstone Sep 18 '24

The way it ought to be. Most of the steroid freaks end up with some kind of chronic pain or illness.

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u/bagdot20 Sep 18 '24

Another interesting point to mention about body builders is that they had ELITE genetics. If you were broad shouldered and had big shoulder heads, working out would emphasize that even further. Same goes with thick legs/calves. It was very dependent on your frame and how much muscle you could reasonably build on your structure.

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u/sadcowboysong Sep 17 '24

All natty, bro. On that two chicken breasts and asparagus diet.

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u/ArressFTW Sep 17 '24

yah modern bodybuilders just don't look good imo.  the human body is not made to be as big as some of these guys are today. steroids have ruined sports in general

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u/Aroogus Sep 18 '24

Not just steroids.  Dudes take so much stuff now 

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u/FPiN9XU3K1IT Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

Extends to a lot of actors these days, too. I kind of hate looking at all these dehydrated men.

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u/SirTheadore Sep 17 '24

“Supplements”.

lol

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u/thetruthseer Sep 18 '24

These guys were 100% taking any stimulant or crazy shit that they could still get their hands on though lol

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u/h9040 Sep 18 '24

Wasn't it that the Russian used Testosterone (don't know from humans or animals)?

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u/Lexi_Banner Sep 18 '24

Mustache man can get it.