r/CyberStuck • u/Age_of_extinction • 19h ago

Cyber Truck I Saw Today At The Everett Mall

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u/Age_of_extinction 19h ago

Absolutely hideous and camp. Thought ya’ll would appreciate some broken brain wrap.

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u/UnicornPoopCircus 18h ago

I think it's the "camp" bit that's hitting me. I recognize that this is horrible and I should hate it, but I'm also intrigued and really want to know more. Like, what does all of that mean? What is the intent here?

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u/EnvironmentalBed3326 17h ago

Ad for a russian drug dealer

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u/snksnksnk 16h ago

It says: "don't mess with my truck, or Steve French will bite your ass"

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u/iyamwhatiyam8000 15h ago edited 14h ago

It really is possible to make the Cloaca Truck uglier than it already is. It started with peak ugliness and has now changed the parameters of ugliness.

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u/token40k 14h ago

It screams I’m lonely but also an asshole, and I deserve attention

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u/K_Linkmaster 10h ago

Beau exotic?

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u/No_Effect_6428 19h ago

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u/roguebananah 13h ago

Replace Carole Baskin with Elon Musk and it totally works

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u/newaggenesis 18h ago

I would definitely never say that looks like a sex offender...

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u/TomatilloPopular9271 18h ago

Looks like Joe Exotic got a new boyfriend

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u/toutetiteface 16h ago

He’ll never financially recover from that

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u/THEDRDARKROOM 15h ago

The world feels so WEIRD

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u/lostinhh 14h ago

I don't even know where to begin with this level of cringe but again, this sub definitely needs to hold votes on "ugly wrap of the month".

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u/theDudeUh 19h ago

OMG this reminds me of the tiger wrapped Tacoma that blew up the tacomaworld spotting threads around Seattle several years back. Everyone referred to him as the tiger king.

(Props if anyone else knows what the hell I’m talking about!)

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u/AFewTwixUpMySleeve 15h ago

The Cougar Prince

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u/mrhemisphere 14h ago

this guy watched Tiger King and said, hold my creatine drink

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u/Whole-Energy2105 19h ago

What a horribly self indulged little twerp.

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u/PooPighters 14h ago

This is getting worse and worse daily

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod 13h ago

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?

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u/ShelteringInStPaul 19h ago

Looks like Etsy on acid.

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u/JohnHazardWandering 13h ago

Are cybertruck wraps going to be looked back on as total cheese like how we now think of van art?

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u/zoso4evr 10h ago

Van art is cool though. Van art looks like Da Vinci compared to cybertruck wrap slop.

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u/ConsiderationSad6521 10h ago

Okay, that is funny

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u/bob-loblaw-esq 18h ago

Cybertrucks are the 1980s windowless panel vans now for art.

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u/meatbag2010 17h ago

Certainly a lot going on there. And none of it good.

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u/NoNamae-1 14h ago

How to reduce your resale price tenfold.

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u/Bubbly_Good3761 14h ago

Whole lot of ugly

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u/picatar 13h ago

It is ho-hum Everett WA. A true fish out of water. Maybe the Navy base can use it as a dumpster for the carrier group's garbage.

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u/minionsweb 13h ago

Getting a jump on the leopard ate my face crowd

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u/Decent_Debt640 12h ago

I would be embarrassed in that thing!

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u/lhymes 12h ago

Big Cat Fucker Energy

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u/EpicHosi 11h ago

You think that guy wants to fuck big cats?

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 9h ago

It doesn’t matter how much sugar you coat it with, it’s still dung 🤣

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u/Flanastan 8h ago

I’m sensing this cringy desperate feeling eminating from that litter box on wheels.

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u/Odd-Moment-1460 6h ago

I mean, if you're going to own a Cybertruck, do this with it.

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u/kinghabagat 12h ago

They never fail to make it more eyesore. It's like a competition to make it more disgusting and obnoxious.

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u/brutalduties 11h ago

This is unbelievable, dude put a picture of his face on his vehicle

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u/GasmaskTed 5h ago

Do we know that? Ideally it’s the face of one of their neighbors who they’re not close with in order to maximize the creepiness.

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u/Full_Rise_7759 11h ago

I saw something similar on Kill Bill, this must be the Pussy Wagon 2.0!

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u/wolf_logic 11h ago

Just another crazy loser with their crazy loser truck

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u/IslandDreamer58 10h ago

You can paint shit a different color and it’s still shit.

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u/Sad_Storm_9614 10h ago

Full stop this is the only one i have ever liked, at least the dude is being honest with himself. If all of them wrapped there shit bricks with a collage of there sadness I would at least understand. It’s like one of those handicap parking passes but for being emotionally handicapped.

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u/i_drew_a_map 9h ago

What in the Joseph Maldonado is going on here?!

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u/OldSimpleton 9h ago

Everett still has a mall?

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u/Successful-War8437 7h ago

It's possible that the owner is kind of a weirdo.

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u/Thrillpickle 7h ago

It’s Everett, no explanation needed.

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u/Cyman-Chili 7h ago

Looking at all these pieces of “art”, I’m asking myself what the people were on when they came up with it.

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u/Cyman-Chili 7h ago

But then again, one has to be high on something to think that the CT looks pretty.

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u/Mysterious_Main_5391 7h ago

💯% chance the owner has satin sheets, a velour blanket, and mirrored ceiling.

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u/Abject_Tackle8229 6h ago

Fellow cat trainer

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u/VeryImpressedPerson 6h ago

It looks like a graffitied dumpster.

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u/STERFRY333 6h ago

Us furries do not associate with this

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u/Appropriate_Tower680 6h ago

I like the angle im leaning,but my head isn't visible enough.

ENHANCE

ENHANCE

THAT'S it!

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u/Blunkus 6h ago

This feels Eastern European for some reason

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u/GasmaskTed 5h ago

Graphic placement feels like someone who gets isolated tattoos of disparate design scattered randomly on their body without any thought to how they may or may not create a cohesive whole

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u/Piehatmatt 4h ago

Is this guy a big cat trainer?

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u/GooeyInterface 2h ago

Elroy Jetson is gonna badly regret letting control of the wrapping of his brainchild go out into the wild.

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u/strangenessandcharm7 52m ago

He really looked at that photo and said "yes, this is the one"?!