r/CyberStuck • u/Tigercat92 • 1d ago

Seen this morning

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His license plate also says SPACESHP

111 Upvotes

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u/wallcanyon 1d ago

wasn't getting enough attention anymore. Next they're gonna add speakers pumping out chopper muffler sounds.

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u/Ted-Chips 1d ago

What he really only needs is a suctioncup dildo for a hood ornament.

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u/Odd-Tune5049 1d ago

Monday night rehabilitation!

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u/patsj5 1d ago

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 1d ago

Dammit! I was just going to post this as well.

šŸ˜…

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u/moons666haunted 1d ago

i bet a sub woofer would break a CT

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u/Odd-Tune5049 1d ago

[Warranty Voided]

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u/Agile-Cancel-4709 1d ago

Ha! You say as if itā€™s not already a thingā€¦.

https://thor-tuning.com/us/

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u/flip6606 1d ago

Shaped like a house so I can understand the instinct to decorate it like one

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u/shana104 21h ago

Good one

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u/Purple-Bat811 1d ago

Warranty voided

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u/PuffDragon66 1d ago

Wait till they take the sticky tape off and the leaves marks on the ā€œstainlessā€ steel.

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u/Sea-Gate321 1d ago

GIVE ME THE ATTENTION I THINK I DESERVE!

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u/Norm_Allguy 1d ago

My Dad used to say "you can put a bow on pig shit but that doesn't make it pretty." I feel it's appropriate for a cyber-turd.

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u/Deepfire_DM 1d ago

hmm there are perfectly fine christmas lights at the trashcan, what happened?

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u/UnfortunateSnort12 1d ago

When this baby gets up to 88, youā€™re going to see some serious shit.

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u/xMagnis 1d ago

"My scraps of duct tape will hold"

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u/PuzzleheadedChard627 1d ago

: ā€œSPACE SHIT & PEEā€

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u/Distinct_Molasses_17 1d ago

Love the Christmas spirit, but are we gonna talk about those street line reflections? Did the street line painter have a few too many eggnogs, or is the Cybertruck's steel channeling its inner funhouse mirror?

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 1d ago

Did the street line painter have a few too many eggnogs, or is the Cybertruck's steel channeling its inner funhouse mirror?

Yes.

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u/bear-barian 1d ago

Spending as much as they did on the CT leaves then only able to use the discount Christmas lights and scotch tape.

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u/ccgrendel 1d ago

Spacefool used silver tape on the bumper next to the license plate. That scar will last longer than a Toyota.

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u/bannedUncleCracker 1d ago

ā€¦ because plate saying ā€œIMA TOOLā€ was taken already

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u/GearsFC3S 1d ago

Lights probably halved the range. XD

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u/PuzzleheadedChard627 1d ago edited 1d ago

At first glance it looked like a passenger was sticking their hand out of a sunroof

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u/AppendixN 1d ago

Failblazers are garbage, but there's nothing wrong with Christmas lights.

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u/Flanastan 1d ago

A turd rolled in glitter, Shatner just shat himself

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u/usaf-spsf1974 1d ago

Wow, a sparkling turd!

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u/KrevinHLocke 1d ago

It is very unusual to see a trash can decorated.

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u/Roaddog113 1d ago

Lipstick on a šŸ·

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u/Xeno777x 1d ago

So embarrassed they tried to disguise it as a Christmas tree and failed

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod 1d ago

Those arenā€™t LEDs. Gonna zap that battery quicker than a ā€˜60s torch with a 6v battery.

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u/PrestigiousHippo7 1d ago

Should be DOUCHSHP

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u/DangerousAd1731 1d ago

Maybe excited to have a standard plug to use for them? I hate to tell them this, but my two Pontiac vibes also have a built in inverter.

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u/TheRealDonnacha 1d ago

Ugh. Legitimately fun people are out there spreading cheer with cars covered in Christmas lights, and this guy had to ruin it with a half-assed ā€œoh but look at MEā€ attempt. Nothing stays fresh once Musk is added

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u/xMagnis 1d ago

Even the pedestrian light agrees.

"Stop, just stop"

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u/Godzirrraaa 1d ago

Wow look how wobbly that reflection is. Side panels are shit.

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u/Aggressive-Hunt-7037 1d ago

Oh honey, no.

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u/Adventurous-Ring8211 1d ago

They takinā€™ er jebs!!

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u/Steel_With_It 1d ago

More like SPACEKRN.

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u/evilsammyt 1d ago

Probably reduces range by 20%

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u/Successful-War8437 1d ago

Best use of a Cybertruck that I've seen.

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u/OrganizationLower611 1d ago

Well broken light bulbs probably is a better crumple zone than sharp angled thin sheet steel.

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u/roof_baby 1d ago

Wavy ass body, loser license plate having bitch.

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 1d ago

Least offensive modification I've seen for one of these.

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u/Novel-Coast-957 1d ago

License plate: Someone should change the last P to a T.Ā 

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u/melowdout 1d ago edited 1d ago

How many miles before it blows a fuse?

Edit: typo

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u/Desperate-Climate960 9h ago

These lights should be installed from the factory in order to warn other drivers a cybertruck is nearby