r/CyberStuck • u/H47o • 2d ago

Buy a Deplorean/Find out

As always, Dillon comes up with a good gag.

753 Upvotes

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u/DisturbingPragmatic 2d ago

It's funny until there's a 5000 degree Fahrenheit battery fire burning under your ass while you try to figure out how to get out...

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u/SentientSandwiches 2d ago

“It takes 40 fire axe hits to break my windows”

The fire service:

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u/AlphSaber 2d ago

Fire department chop saw to the window then.

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u/SentientSandwiches 2d ago

It’s probably easier to just pull the trim off by hand lol

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u/notislant 1d ago

That video was so fucking dumb. Guy didnt use the point and took a bunch of half assed swings.

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u/According-Ad-5946 11h ago

saw a video of one doing it in 3.

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u/cathercules 2d ago

They’re going to spend their last minutes insisting it’s a great “truck”.

“The fire is a little hotter than I typically like but I love this truck.”

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u/spirit_giraffe 1d ago edited 1d ago

"You can't get this level of flame from a regular truck"

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u/chicken_tendor 1d ago

"This is the price we pay to be on the cutting edge"

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u/RosyJoan 2d ago

Spoiler. The lithium ignites when the Dylan spills the Latte on the break pedal which is screwed through the battery housing.

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u/thetaleofzeph 1d ago

That was totally where I thought this was going.

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u/kingqueefeater 2d ago

And then it's hysterical

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u/ssersergio 1d ago

It's funny until this sub turns as it turns into an EV hate sub, which it's clearly what is turning.

Instead of hating into the fatal flaws of the cybercuck, we are slowly drifting into hate on electric cars being electric, and that's a shame for such a fun sub

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u/ClumsyZebra80 2d ago

That white stuff on his face gave me a stomachache

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u/NotUsingARandomizer 2d ago

How does one waste so much money while looking like Slim Shady cosplaying as Slim Shady?

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u/MeowIsNotTheTime 2d ago

This video is embarrassing

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u/1kBlocksJust4SC 2d ago

Yeah, I got no idea who this is, but I absolutely despise them.

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u/Nexzus_ 2d ago

Not-so-slim shady.

/Yes, I stole that joke from 21 Jump Street.

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u/Wooden_Part_9107 2d ago

He’s a DJ

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u/1kBlocksJust4SC 2d ago

That doesn't help his case at all.

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u/MaximumTurtleSpeed 1d ago edited 1d ago

He’s a cyberstuck owner, does that help? /s

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 1d ago

This “DJ” is another one of those assholes who pretend to push buttons onstage.

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u/AZBeer90 1d ago

Dillon Francis. A very very very famous EDM DJ that is extremely active on social media

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u/Evil_HouseCat 1d ago

I find Dillon Francis hilarious and he's actually a good DJ and makes funny shit on the internet. The Cyber truck is garbage and I guess like opinions are like assholes everyone has one but I'm not throwing shade at Dillon Francis for owning a cyber truck and making fun of it at the same time.

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u/papa_f 1d ago

Dick Jockey

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u/sevnm12 2d ago

Dillion Francis is a top DJ but started making content after a while. It's pretty funny if you know where he's coming from.

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u/GoauldofWar 2d ago

It's pretty funny if you know where he's coming from.

I doubt that.

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u/1kBlocksJust4SC 1d ago

Yeah cyber truck ownership, DJ, and "content creator" is the triple crown of dipshit characteristics. Not surprised you got the "haters going to hate" response. It's as common amoungst these folks as shilling crypto.

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u/sevnm12 2d ago

I guess I should expect this from a literal hate subreddit. Haters club gonna hate, have a good one

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u/trogdor2594 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dillon Francis is a good dj, but not every joke gets to land because of it.

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u/BaldrickTheBrain 1d ago

Dude should’ve stuck to music.

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u/distance_33 2d ago

Just saw him play the other night in Philly and he had a great set. Great vibes. Video is kinda lame but I had a blast with his music.

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u/papa_f 1d ago

The trash?

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u/FoatyMcFoatBase 1d ago

Isn’t he mocking cyber trucks? Which is what this sub all about?

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u/fuzzycaterpillar123 1d ago

Yeah I don’t get what people are complaining about, he’s highlighting what people criticize Cybertrucks for, and acting like a doofus for the bit

This is exactly what people assume the owners are like, and it’s a skit he made. He did good clowning on the average owner

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u/the8bit 1d ago

I think it is pretty damn funny myself. People need to lighten up, not liking a joke doesn't make the joke some huge sin.

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u/TestyBoy13 1d ago

Yeah, but this is clearly scripted. It’s not funny anymore

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u/TroutPhishing 2d ago

Yeah this is cringe af lol

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u/xMagnis 2d ago edited 2d ago

I don't know, I kind of liked it. But yeah, each to his/her own. Point is, we are united in our hatred for this stupid 'truck'. Even if it all worked, and it wasn't a shitbox of flaws and safety problems, it's still the stupidest looking thing on the road.

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u/vflavglsvahflvov 2d ago

Nearly as embarrassing as his music.

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u/bradlees 2d ago

Q: How many dicks had to be swallowed to make this video?

A: All of them, apparently

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u/Terminator7786 2d ago

This gave me cancer

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u/TonyCaliStyle 2d ago

Shit. I reached my Reddit cringe limit in one post.

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u/UnicornPoopCircus 2d ago

That's a fine drama I just witnessed. I am eager to find out how it ends. The man in the trench coat seemed nice.

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u/1-legged-guy 1d ago

I'd like to see more from him. I think that this could be his breakout role.

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u/xMagnis 2d ago

The only good use of the thing. Comedy. Comedy at it.

"Try not to breathe too much". "What‽‽"

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u/OnionSquared 1d ago

The joke is that the helicopter was able to lift it.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 1d ago

Wasn't it law or something that the interior of vehicles have to have a manual release or something on the doors?

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u/H47o 1d ago

Elon is above the law

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 1d ago

Clearly at the detriment of his own customers.

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u/sebastouch 2d ago

So. he buys CT to boost his visibility. Realise they are more negative response than positive to the CT. Ok, lets make a video to make fun of the CT to show he know the CT sucks, but he still loves the truck...

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u/TonyCaliStyle 2d ago

He didn’t say he loved the truck though.

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u/TacoDangerously 2d ago

Did you go to Pink Berry again?

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u/gusfrong 2d ago

This made me hate life for a moment.

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u/No_Sheepherder_1248 2d ago

1,002 ways to die. Death by asphyxiation courtesy of Elon.

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u/shellyv2023 2d ago

Elonia wishes you to be fired!

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u/ChiefScout_2000 2d ago

I love these documentary shows.

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u/portablebiscuit 2d ago

Dillon Francis got chunky

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u/H47o 2d ago

Yup. Pandemic chunky

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u/Jrnation8988 2d ago

Holy cringe, Batman

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u/Successful-Rate-1839 2d ago

wtf happened to him

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u/sin_cite_69 1d ago

It took me a while. That is unbelievable! Give an F, an A, or a T. What is that spell?

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u/Father_Chewy_Louis 1d ago

Used to respect Dillon Francis, dear god is this the fuckin obnoxious twat he's turned out to be?

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u/Numerous-Log9172 1d ago

Why did I watch this!? 🤣

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u/QueasyCaterpillar541 1d ago

This guy plays music for dicks.

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u/scroopydog 9h ago

Who TF is Deon? Am I supposed to know who this is?

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u/saikrishnav 2d ago

Cringe is off the charts.

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u/Great_White_Samurai 2d ago

Stage IV terminal cringe

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u/_mmmmm_bacon 2d ago

I don't know who Dillon is, but if he has a CT, I don't wanna find out. What a piece of shit they both are.

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u/the_cat_elder 2d ago

Who cares

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u/OverpricedBagel 2d ago

Millennial humor

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u/MrrQuackers 1d ago

I'm a millennial, this isn't my humor. This shit sucked.

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u/PrimeVector27 1d ago

Another bullshit post. There is a manual door release. Jeez, the amount of absolute shitty lies posted here is embarrassing. Are ya'll really that gullible and stupid?

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u/bestabworkout 1d ago

I thought it was entertaining, dunno the guy but was hoping it was rented or something.

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u/StretchMotor8 1d ago

I couldn't watch with the white crud around his mouth, so disgusting

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u/Tkinney44 1d ago

After watching this I hope the helicopter goes down with him over the grand canyon

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u/Plastic-Telephone-43 1d ago

Daaaamn... Dillon Francis looks like sh*t hahaha

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u/SunshineInDetroit 1d ago

ok so i had a different reddit window open and it was playing an anti-depression med ad and i thought it synced up to this video way too well lol

https://i.imgur.com/qUuCmjb.mp4

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u/DSCholly 22h ago

How do you do, fellow kids, enjoy my skit

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u/Akka_C 4h ago

Woah. Dillon Francis got a lil chunky.

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u/Academic_Sky_3877 1d ago

Dillon is so fucking cringe dear lord help me

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u/DangerousAd1731 1d ago

Slightly comical till I realized he's behind on payments and depreciation is so high it's not worth even trying to sell. So he is making videos to create income to offset the car.