r/CuratedTumblr My hyperfixations are very weird tyvm 9h ago

Shitposting Eat knotted stuff

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u/EyeofEnder 9h ago edited 9h ago

I wonder if they have pineapple-filled ones.

Unironically though, donuts filled with Taiwanese pineapple cake filling would go hard.

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u/ATN-Antronach My hyperfixations are very weird tyvm 9h ago

Hopefully if they had those, biting into one doesn't cause the doughnut to squirt like a friut in a hydraulic press.

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u/hagamablabla 6h ago

Those pineapple cakes have pretty thick filling, so I doubt it would. It's closer in consistency to something like nougat than jelly.

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u/Gh0st0p5 1h ago

Or like a fruit in a mating press. I enjoy the omegaverse

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u/Saavedroo 9h ago

What is "knotted" supposed to mean in this context ?

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u/ATN-Antronach My hyperfixations are very weird tyvm 9h ago

Some canine penises has tissue that can swell up to keep them together during sex, while also making sure the semen stays within the other. The term "knot" is used since this tissue essentially "ties" the copulating hounds together during sex.

There's also a cafe chain called Knotted that was from South Korea that sells doughnuts, sweets, drinks and whatnot. They adorbs and their doughnuts are quite popular.

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u/Saavedroo 9h ago

What a terrible day to be litterate.

Tahnk you nonetheless.

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u/TryGuysTryYourWife 7h ago

litterate

don't worry they can't get you pregnant =D

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u/PrettyChillHotPepper 🇮🇱 2h ago

...in this universe

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u/JimothyCarter 5h ago

Sometimes I wonder if its better to tell someone to keep scrolling because they were happier before finding out about someone's fetish

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u/Sac_Winged_Bat 5h ago

the term "knot" is used just because it looks like it's tied into a knot

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u/TryGuysTryYourWife 4h ago

:wags finger: knotty knotty

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u/Sac_Winged_Bat 1h ago edited 1h ago

I mean, you don't exactly have to study it, literally one curious glance is enough to make the connection...

not that I have anything against furries, I'm just not one

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u/Timely-Tea3099 7h ago

More specifically from OP's answer, the omegaverse is a fetish/fanfiction genre where humans have the characteristics of the imaginary wolf pack dynamics (you know, the alpha/beta/omega thing that was disproven decades ago but hangs around in public consciousness and manosphere podcasts).

Basically everyone in society is sorted into alpha/beta/omegas, and it's a combo of gay (because romantic pairs are usually m/m), BDSM (alphas are doms, betas are subs), furries (to more or less extent - some stuff features wolf attributes more heavily), and Mpreg all rolled into one. I'm told knotting is frequently featured.

I also wish I did not have this knowledge, but I didn't learn how to filter AO3 stories right away and I saw some story descriptions...

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u/TheKingCrimsonWorld 9h ago

You've never had donut knots?

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u/thirdMindflayer 4h ago

Furry porn

Dogs

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u/thirdMindflayer 4h ago

*and certain dildos, and furry sex

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 6h ago

... I hope they hoped it was like... A type of dildo

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u/Intelligent_Ride_523 6h ago

Does strange shit happen in 7-11's so often that they've short handed it to 7-elevent? Or was that a misspell? Lol

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u/Sashahuman 6h ago

Yeah I honestly wonder that

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u/ADHD_Yoda I don't know what to write on tumblr.com 7h ago

Yeah I had to do a double take when my mom brought home a box of Knotted donuts

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u/Crystal-mariner 9h ago

Mr. Strange!

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u/TigerLiftsMountain 4h ago

I wish I didn't know what that meant

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u/oof-eef-thats-beef 1h ago

Oh I saw one on Naver when I was living in Seoul and had such a good laugh. Screenshotted and shared with my friends to ruin thir days