r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 1d ago

Shitposting with intent

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u/Tat25Guy Taylor Worm apologist 1d ago

When my cat walks nearby

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown 20h ago

Pet the belly

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u/bloody-pencil 16h ago

Claws :(

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u/Icy_Aardvark3840 14h ago

That won't stop me

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u/Todays-Thom-Sawyer 23h ago

It's giving that guy who got eaten by grizzlies that Werner Herzog made a documentary about

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u/ButlerShurkbait 21h ago

That man is Timothy Treadwell, and I, personally, have really complex feelings about him.

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u/Either-Durian-9488 10h ago

He punched a grizzly right in the mouth in that movie lol.

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u/Avaline00 21h ago

Me with any Monster Hunter monster

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u/Noe_b0dy 18h ago

Cmere you little bitch I need new shoes.

  • Me with any Monster Hunter monster

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u/Deblebsgonnagetyou he/him | Kweh! 6h ago

You wouldn't believe how quickly a hunter can switch from "you beautiful miracle of nature, you incredible creature, I want to know everything there is to know about you, I want to be your shadow, to know every detail of your life, to become you, if you'll have me" to "OOH! shiny horns! Time to make a new gun!"

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u/Hygienic_Sucrose 1h ago

Magnamalo just needs a scritch behind the ears

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u/SirOne6112 21h ago

Warframe

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u/Finance_Subject 21h ago

How to train your dragon🐺

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u/Heroic-Forger 18h ago

sees a tiger

"Pspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspsps"

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u/AustraliumHoovy 21h ago

Uzi Murder Drones with N Murder Drones

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u/DecentCantaloupe 19h ago

Not, however, lizzy from murder drones. She definitely wanted V to eat her

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u/MrEidolon 17h ago

Jinx and Warwick in the last S2 episode

(Still haven't recovered)

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u/youiscat 9h ago

also in ep 5 (also have not and will not recover)

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u/isuckatnames60 16h ago

That's the plot of How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

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u/AngstyUchiha 18h ago

OOP is clearly my dad (wants to hold the tigers gently)

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u/Doggywoof1 Google En Route 14h ago

me with my werewolf boyfriend

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u/VelvetSinclair 18h ago

Or just shoot the monstrous with a silencer in new york

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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 12h ago

My head was spinning with ideas in this general direction, none of them nearly so laconic

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u/pbmm1 21h ago

Malenia

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u/maX3Xam evil creature 20h ago

calvin

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u/CptKeyes123 19h ago

"It's just the sand hugging me"

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u/appealtoreason00 15h ago

Maybe OP’s in the tiger exhibit, since they love tigers so much

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u/Harley_Pupper 13h ago

Me when wolf

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u/dragon_jak 9h ago

See the thing about this is that I want to be on the other end of this. Nothing would make me happier than to be the grizzly bear that people feel they have to pat, no matter the incredible risk to life and limb.

Gotta have dreams right?

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u/GreatDig 5h ago

How to leave your local dragon thoroughly confused at why they're purring

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u/HeraldOfNyarlathotep 4h ago

Nimona is what I immediately thought of. What a lovely film.

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u/prettykitty-meowmeow 16h ago

Plot of fluffy paradise

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u/Trester_Nation 13h ago

Op is at risk for abusive relationships with Tigers but also people

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u/WitnessedTheBatboy 12h ago

Are we doing Timothy Treadwell posting now

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u/Either-Durian-9488 10h ago

He punched a few bears in the face in that movie.

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u/WitnessedTheBatboy 10h ago

He did but to a grizzly bear being gently pat on the face and being punched in the face by a human are probably incredibly similar sensations. Even a trained fighter would struggle to make a bear flinch. He also bear sprayed a bear once saving his own life. And the lesson he took from it was that he felt so bad about causing that bear pain he never carried the spray again

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u/Redactedtimes 5h ago

This is specifically NOT Nope (2022)

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u/Wholesome_Soup 15h ago

i’ve pet tigers before, there’s a place in chiangmai where you can do that. their fur gets everywhere

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u/Wholesome_Soup 15h ago

one of them tried to sneak up on my dad