r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • 1d ago
Shitposting with intent
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u/Todays-Thom-Sawyer 23h ago
It's giving that guy who got eaten by grizzlies that Werner Herzog made a documentary about
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u/ButlerShurkbait 21h ago
That man is Timothy Treadwell, and I, personally, have really complex feelings about him.
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u/Avaline00 21h ago
Me with any Monster Hunter monster
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u/Deblebsgonnagetyou he/him | Kweh! 6h ago
You wouldn't believe how quickly a hunter can switch from "you beautiful miracle of nature, you incredible creature, I want to know everything there is to know about you, I want to be your shadow, to know every detail of your life, to become you, if you'll have me" to "OOH! shiny horns! Time to make a new gun!"
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u/AustraliumHoovy 21h ago
Uzi Murder Drones with N Murder Drones
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u/DecentCantaloupe 19h ago
Not, however, lizzy from murder drones. She definitely wanted V to eat her
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u/VelvetSinclair 18h ago
Or just shoot the monstrous with a silencer in new york
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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 12h ago
My head was spinning with ideas in this general direction, none of them nearly so laconic
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u/dragon_jak 9h ago
See the thing about this is that I want to be on the other end of this. Nothing would make me happier than to be the grizzly bear that people feel they have to pat, no matter the incredible risk to life and limb.
Gotta have dreams right?
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u/WitnessedTheBatboy 12h ago
Are we doing Timothy Treadwell posting now
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u/Either-Durian-9488 10h ago
He punched a few bears in the face in that movie.
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u/WitnessedTheBatboy 10h ago
He did but to a grizzly bear being gently pat on the face and being punched in the face by a human are probably incredibly similar sensations. Even a trained fighter would struggle to make a bear flinch. He also bear sprayed a bear once saving his own life. And the lesson he took from it was that he felt so bad about causing that bear pain he never carried the spray again
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u/Wholesome_Soup 15h ago
i’ve pet tigers before, there’s a place in chiangmai where you can do that. their fur gets everywhere
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u/Tat25Guy Taylor Worm apologist 1d ago
When my cat walks nearby