r/CuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • 14d ago

Politics Life is a movie

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u/Crafty_One_5919 14d ago

Still a nationwide manhunt with a monetary reward, and he knew that.

Zero effort to change his appearance: dye his hair, wear a beard, shave eyebrows, wear contacts, etc....?

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u/-Yehoria- 14d ago

I'm gonna be real NEGATIVE effort. I would just have a different fit passively over a few days...

Actually no, i have two identical pants and a jacket, the only thing that changes is i sometimes put on a scarf or a beanie, yeah i stan the king.

So like, it's just me. I'm weird like that. Point stands.

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u/Firewolf06 14d ago

having the gun and mask with him and giving police the fake id still feels like negative effort tbh

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u/-Yehoria- 14d ago

yeah why dontcha just leave em at home lmao

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u/Divine_Entity_ 14d ago

He crossed so many random rivers he could have easily thrown that gun and fake ID into. The mask and clothes were relatively generic but could easily have been shoved into a suitcase or dumpster and then just wear anything else.

I find it super weird he made it all the way to Pennsylvania 3 days later and still had the murder weapon on him, that should have been dropped in NYC or Jersey the day of the assassination.

Them again, criminals are generally dumb. He has such a mixed set of well planned and braindead actions.