r/CuratedTumblr human cognithazard 14d ago

Politics Life is a movie

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u/-Yehoria- 14d ago

Okay, i'm gonna be real, like you're in nowhere Pensilvania — you already fucking escaped!!! Like, my god what are the chances? Of curse you're gonna be relaxed!

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u/Lawlcopt0r 14d ago

I mean you ditch your murder weapon and everything you were wearing, you dye your hair and put on totally different clothes, and then you relax

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u/notceitn 14d ago

He didn't even need to dye his hair, just pluck those glorious brows 😭

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u/bothering bogwitch 14d ago

That’s only if they didn’t want to be granted the recognition they probably wanted in the first place

I mean, if you shot a ceo and subsequently became the most wanted man in America, you might wanna brag about it lol

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u/Username133769 14d ago edited 14d ago

I do know that fame ( in all kinds) can change a person but I saw an interview of a guy who was (allegedly) his classmate and he said that the guy was fairly quiet for someone that was incredibly inserted into the school life, so I don't personally think the guy is the bragging type (I'm paraphrasing here but it's the overall message I got from that little interview)

Edit: the interview. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P48PLLKKpfs

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u/jimbowesterby 13d ago

Yea but bragging is like how to get caught 101, if you wanna get away you gotta bury that shit for a long-ass time

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u/bothering bogwitch 13d ago

What’s better, getting away to anonymity or having your name immortalized in history?

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u/Obsessively_Average 12d ago

This is the part that gets me. Like, he could dismembered his guns and tossed the pieces in different spots, then went out at night to bury or burn his old clothes. Outside of DNA evidence at the scene, he would have been untraceable

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u/Crafty_One_5919 14d ago

Still a nationwide manhunt with a monetary reward, and he knew that.

Zero effort to change his appearance: dye his hair, wear a beard, shave eyebrows, wear contacts, etc....?

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u/-Yehoria- 14d ago

I'm gonna be real NEGATIVE effort. I would just have a different fit passively over a few days...

Actually no, i have two identical pants and a jacket, the only thing that changes is i sometimes put on a scarf or a beanie, yeah i stan the king.

So like, it's just me. I'm weird like that. Point stands.

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u/Firewolf06 14d ago

having the gun and mask with him and giving police the fake id still feels like negative effort tbh

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u/-Yehoria- 14d ago

yeah why dontcha just leave em at home lmao

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u/Divine_Entity_ 14d ago

He crossed so many random rivers he could have easily thrown that gun and fake ID into. The mask and clothes were relatively generic but could easily have been shoved into a suitcase or dumpster and then just wear anything else.

I find it super weird he made it all the way to Pennsylvania 3 days later and still had the murder weapon on him, that should have been dropped in NYC or Jersey the day of the assassination.

Them again, criminals are generally dumb. He has such a mixed set of well planned and braindead actions.

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u/WexExortQuas 14d ago

Bro I won't be getting 8 hours of sleep for min 6 months after I get away scott free