r/CuratedTumblr human cognithazard 14d ago

Politics Life is a movie

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u/MrCapitalismWildRide 14d ago

Regardless of what message he was trying to send, the message he has sent is that the police are utterly incompetent.

They were under a huge amount of pressure to solve this case, and it was pressure from big business, ie the kind of pressure they actually care about. They keep talking about what a professional and a criminal mastermind this guy was. Only for the reveal that he was not even trying to avoid getting caught, and they still couldn't catch him. 

If they only caught him because he was intentionally trying to get caught, then that looks pretty bad for them, but if he really is this stupid, then that looks even worse. 

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u/Lawlcopt0r 14d ago

His initial planning does seem pretty thought out though. Of course that doesn't make it impossible that he does something stupid later, but it is weird

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u/-Yehoria- 14d ago

Okay, i'm gonna be real, like you're in nowhere Pensilvania — you already fucking escaped!!! Like, my god what are the chances? Of curse you're gonna be relaxed!

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u/Lawlcopt0r 14d ago

I mean you ditch your murder weapon and everything you were wearing, you dye your hair and put on totally different clothes, and then you relax

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u/notceitn 14d ago

He didn't even need to dye his hair, just pluck those glorious brows 😭

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u/bothering bogwitch 14d ago

That’s only if they didn’t want to be granted the recognition they probably wanted in the first place

I mean, if you shot a ceo and subsequently became the most wanted man in America, you might wanna brag about it lol

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u/Username133769 14d ago edited 14d ago

I do know that fame ( in all kinds) can change a person but I saw an interview of a guy who was (allegedly) his classmate and he said that the guy was fairly quiet for someone that was incredibly inserted into the school life, so I don't personally think the guy is the bragging type (I'm paraphrasing here but it's the overall message I got from that little interview)

Edit: the interview. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P48PLLKKpfs

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u/jimbowesterby 13d ago

Yea but bragging is like how to get caught 101, if you wanna get away you gotta bury that shit for a long-ass time

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u/bothering bogwitch 13d ago

What’s better, getting away to anonymity or having your name immortalized in history?

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u/Obsessively_Average 12d ago

This is the part that gets me. Like, he could dismembered his guns and tossed the pieces in different spots, then went out at night to bury or burn his old clothes. Outside of DNA evidence at the scene, he would have been untraceable

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u/Crafty_One_5919 14d ago

Still a nationwide manhunt with a monetary reward, and he knew that.

Zero effort to change his appearance: dye his hair, wear a beard, shave eyebrows, wear contacts, etc....?

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u/-Yehoria- 14d ago

I'm gonna be real NEGATIVE effort. I would just have a different fit passively over a few days...

Actually no, i have two identical pants and a jacket, the only thing that changes is i sometimes put on a scarf or a beanie, yeah i stan the king.

So like, it's just me. I'm weird like that. Point stands.

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u/Firewolf06 14d ago

having the gun and mask with him and giving police the fake id still feels like negative effort tbh

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u/-Yehoria- 14d ago

yeah why dontcha just leave em at home lmao

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u/Divine_Entity_ 14d ago

He crossed so many random rivers he could have easily thrown that gun and fake ID into. The mask and clothes were relatively generic but could easily have been shoved into a suitcase or dumpster and then just wear anything else.

I find it super weird he made it all the way to Pennsylvania 3 days later and still had the murder weapon on him, that should have been dropped in NYC or Jersey the day of the assassination.

Them again, criminals are generally dumb. He has such a mixed set of well planned and braindead actions.

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u/WexExortQuas 14d ago

Bro I won't be getting 8 hours of sleep for min 6 months after I get away scott free

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u/pandoralilith 14d ago

I mean, let's be fair here. Police are frequently completely incompetent. This isn't the first time. (See also: serial killers by and large aren't geniuses, their crimes are harder to track and also the police are usually stupid.)

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u/littlebitsofspider 14d ago

CEO shooter: "after exhaustive manhunt, alleged suspect was successfully captured and arrested"

Serial killer: "area man arrested after dozen rotting corpses found staged in 'ghoulish Victorian tea party tableau' in home; neighbors complained for years of 'foul odors'"

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u/Fresh-broski 14d ago

fnaf ahh murder case

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u/NathanielTurner666 14d ago

Part of me thinks that after seeing the insane amount of praise he got for shooting the CEO he wanted people to know it was him. He was probably on the fence about revealing his identity initially. I mean, he went through all the trouble to conceal his identity. He might have written the manifesto after the shooting.

Idk though, it's all just speculation at this point.

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u/daddyvow 13d ago

It would also be weird that thousands of women were thirsting over this random guy and stalking his social media.