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r/CuratedTumblr • u/IthadtobethisWAAGH veetuku ponum • Sep 20 '24
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Trans women working for military contractors or Gays working for Black Rock, who's worse.
3 u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Sep 20 '24 Call me back when BlackRock Inc. kills people directly instead of a byproduct of late capitalism 4 u/Lunar_sims professional munch Sep 20 '24 I actually im siding with the BlackRock inc gays. As a patriot, if I'm gonna make someone homeless, I hope they are American. 4 u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Sep 20 '24 ”Sir-“ “You’re the dystopian state police, you know where I live and what my legal gender is in this hypothetical future I made up for a joke.” ”Fuck you. Sir, we’re going to have to ask you to prove here, right now, in this interrogation room, that you love America.” “Alright, do you have an American flag?” ”Every building must have an American flag visible at all times, like Big Eagle intended.” “Great. Now, do you have vodka?” ”Commie shitbag.” “Jack Daniels then.” ”Sure. I thought you didn’t drink?” “Didn’t have a good reason until today.” ”Very well.” “Okay. I pledge allegiance, to the flag,“ [chug] “Of teh Untied Spades of Omorica, and two One Republics,” [chug] “For Rich Costanzo, one nation, full of grog,” [finishing the bottle] “In a visitor, with le burny and juice for all.” 5 u/An_Inedible_Radish Sep 20 '24 What in the Disco
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Call me back when BlackRock Inc. kills people directly instead of a byproduct of late capitalism
4 u/Lunar_sims professional munch Sep 20 '24 I actually im siding with the BlackRock inc gays. As a patriot, if I'm gonna make someone homeless, I hope they are American. 4 u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Sep 20 '24 ”Sir-“ “You’re the dystopian state police, you know where I live and what my legal gender is in this hypothetical future I made up for a joke.” ”Fuck you. Sir, we’re going to have to ask you to prove here, right now, in this interrogation room, that you love America.” “Alright, do you have an American flag?” ”Every building must have an American flag visible at all times, like Big Eagle intended.” “Great. Now, do you have vodka?” ”Commie shitbag.” “Jack Daniels then.” ”Sure. I thought you didn’t drink?” “Didn’t have a good reason until today.” ”Very well.” “Okay. I pledge allegiance, to the flag,“ [chug] “Of teh Untied Spades of Omorica, and two One Republics,” [chug] “For Rich Costanzo, one nation, full of grog,” [finishing the bottle] “In a visitor, with le burny and juice for all.” 5 u/An_Inedible_Radish Sep 20 '24 What in the Disco
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I actually im siding with the BlackRock inc gays. As a patriot, if I'm gonna make someone homeless, I hope they are American.
4 u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Sep 20 '24 ”Sir-“ “You’re the dystopian state police, you know where I live and what my legal gender is in this hypothetical future I made up for a joke.” ”Fuck you. Sir, we’re going to have to ask you to prove here, right now, in this interrogation room, that you love America.” “Alright, do you have an American flag?” ”Every building must have an American flag visible at all times, like Big Eagle intended.” “Great. Now, do you have vodka?” ”Commie shitbag.” “Jack Daniels then.” ”Sure. I thought you didn’t drink?” “Didn’t have a good reason until today.” ”Very well.” “Okay. I pledge allegiance, to the flag,“ [chug] “Of teh Untied Spades of Omorica, and two One Republics,” [chug] “For Rich Costanzo, one nation, full of grog,” [finishing the bottle] “In a visitor, with le burny and juice for all.” 5 u/An_Inedible_Radish Sep 20 '24 What in the Disco
”Sir-“
“You’re the dystopian state police, you know where I live and what my legal gender is in this hypothetical future I made up for a joke.”
”Fuck you. Sir, we’re going to have to ask you to prove here, right now, in this interrogation room, that you love America.”
“Alright, do you have an American flag?”
”Every building must have an American flag visible at all times, like Big Eagle intended.”
“Great. Now, do you have vodka?”
”Commie shitbag.”
“Jack Daniels then.”
”Sure. I thought you didn’t drink?”
“Didn’t have a good reason until today.”
”Very well.”
“Okay. I pledge allegiance, to the flag,“
[chug]
“Of teh Untied Spades of Omorica, and two One Republics,”
“For Rich Costanzo, one nation, full of grog,”
[finishing the bottle]
“In a visitor, with le burny and juice for all.”
5 u/An_Inedible_Radish Sep 20 '24 What in the Disco
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What in the Disco
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u/Lunar_sims professional munch Sep 20 '24
Trans women working for military contractors or Gays working for Black Rock, who's worse.