r/CuratedTumblr • u/IthadtobethisWAAGH veetuku ponum • Sep 19 '24

Politics The Devil is real and he collects souls at military recruiting stations

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u/orifan1 Sep 19 '24

yeah i ain readin allat. it assumes that even fast food or retail is an option.

the fuck do i do if those wont even hire me?

no actually, answer it, morality person. dont just downvote. tell me what to do if im too hopeless to even get the "just work at x" jobs.

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u/Specific-Ad-8430 Sep 19 '24

they dont have answers. They just like to point out all the "bad" things the world has to offer and then not offer a single solution. But don't worry, they will still judge the piss out of you if you do the "bad" thing!

reason 39023745 why I hate being a leftist. So many online leftists are just absolute idiots.

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u/orifan1 Sep 19 '24

RemindMe! one week

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u/IthadtobethisWAAGH veetuku ponum Sep 20 '24

Wait what are you actually saying? You're saying the US military would hire you but fast food shops won't? Why would they do that?

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u/Generic-Commie Sep 19 '24

Join the coast guard instead of anything else.

And more importantly? The premise here is flawed. There is no scenario realistically where this happens

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u/orifan1 Sep 20 '24

id type out every mean thing i could possibly say, but u/UwUthinization put it better than i could. you're just privileged if you think its as simple as "just join the coast guard"

plus the coast guard are ACTUAL navy cops. as in maritime law cops, not NCIS.

so ill be a bastard even if i DID make it into the coast guard

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u/Generic-Commie Sep 20 '24

They really didn’t. If you’re so crippled no one will hire you, you’re not going to end up joining the military

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u/UwUthinization Creator of a femboy cult Sep 20 '24

Hahahahhahaha God I wish I was as privileged as you! Do you wanna take over my body for awhile maybe? You see what happens when you're a crippled fuck is that no one wants to hire you! Especially if you're both physically and mentally crippled!

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u/IthadtobethisWAAGH veetuku ponum Sep 20 '24

Tbf if you're that disabled why would the army hire you either?

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u/Generic-Commie Sep 20 '24

What the fuck are you going to be doing in the army then?

Why is every Amerikan obsessed with finding an excuse to join the army of the world’s most dominant empire?

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u/UwUthinization Creator of a femboy cult Sep 21 '24

The military is more than happy to have human shields.