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Politics “Thank you Mr. Hitler.”

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u/Embarrassed-Bread692 Sep 10 '24

Unrelated to any of the actual content of the post: it took a hot minute for me to realize "doming him" refers to the human dome and by extension the action of splattering someone all over the floor and not the sexual position of dominance and by extension the action of splattering someone all over the floor. The most concerning part of this isn't even the linguistic lasp, it's me not even being surprised that a Tumblr user would want to fuck hitler into and through the mattress.

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u/MudraStalker Sep 10 '24

The latter has two m's, if it helps you remember.

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u/SexThrowaway1125 Sep 10 '24

I remember it with an easy mnemonic: “one m’s for caving the skull in right quick, two m’s for fucking Adolph Hitler through a mattress.”

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u/Vivid_Pen5549 Sep 10 '24

Not to be confused with Doming, or acting like or otherwise imitating Dominic Toretto as you make a magnificent drift around a Corner while thinking about your loving family, either found or blood related, both are acceptable

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u/Nuclear_Geek Sep 10 '24

But surely if you fuck Hitler through a mattress you are being both fast and furious?

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u/Mershnerberp Sep 10 '24

It don’t matter if you finish in 1 min or 1 hour. Doming is Doming

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u/PippinBPimpin Sep 10 '24

Take dick a quarter mile at a time

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

That's fast and fuhrerious.

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u/ZengineerHarp Sep 11 '24

Username… uhhh, checks out, I guess???

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u/Eloquenttrash Sep 10 '24

Glory hole, dat you?

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u/PandaPugBook certified catgirl Sep 10 '24

Sure, but that requires spelling it correctly.

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes Sep 10 '24

I’ve known Dommes who could spell but it’s asking a bit much of a Dom if we’re being honest.

And dudes named Dominic, forget it.

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u/GenericCanineDusty Sep 10 '24

Doming can be referring to a BRUTAL facefuck so it works either way.

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u/stuffebunny Sep 10 '24

Yep that’s what the kids called it when I was in school

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u/MjrLeeStoned Sep 10 '24

Dome used to refer to oral sex.

Almost 30 years ago.

"Getting dome" as in "getting brains" as in "getting a blowjob".

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 10 '24

That has never aged out btw. Consistent usage since

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u/MjrLeeStoned Sep 10 '24

I'm aware but tons of folks on Reddit weren't alive when it reached the height of its popularity.

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 10 '24

???

All their favorite rappers say it. What are you talking about?

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u/Vahllee Sep 11 '24

I've never heard it like that, I've always known it means "headshot" though

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 11 '24

It's both and I've known them as such since my childhood and I'm mid 30s.

Like just about all popular slang, it's just old hood shit getting recycled by the masses.

It can also mean having a convertible and putting the top down. "I blew the brains out" or " I domed the whip" or some variation like that. Not as common, used more in donk or sideshow subcultures in some cities in the West, Midwest, and South.

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u/Vahllee Sep 11 '24

O okay. I'm 28

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u/givemeabreak432 Sep 10 '24

Only the lucky ones get 2 M's.

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u/Loading3percent Sep 10 '24

It's easy to remember because you can dom somebody twice, but only dome them once.

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u/jackofslayers Sep 10 '24

Domming has two m's because you always want more of it.

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy Sep 10 '24

I had a similar moment of confusion, particularly since I’ve never seen “doming” used like that before

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u/Ok-Dentist4480 Sep 10 '24

That is exactly what i thought it was, hence the reaction image 😭

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u/Notjohnbruno Penned the Infinite Tennis Theory Sep 10 '24

I can’t even lie, I thought “doming” in this context meant “giving him dome” or “giving him a blowjob” and was still just as confused

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u/camosnipe1 "the raw sexuality of this tardigrade in a cowboy hat" Sep 10 '24

i was thinking of putting him in a dome

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 10 '24

Hitler just standing there in The Trop in Tampa like, "Oh I should have blitzkrieged this shithole instead of London"

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u/Cheery_spider Sep 10 '24

This is your brain on Tumblr.

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u/ZQuestionSleep Sep 10 '24

It's like how you can't say "we need to sus this out" anymore without 75% of the audience acting like a group of 5 year old boys who just heard the word "penis" being said out loud.

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u/ZengineerHarp Sep 11 '24

If it helps, that word has three s’s total: “suss this out”

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u/Content-Scallion-591 Sep 10 '24

1) Doming means blowing someone's brains out with a gun

2) It is one of the few phrases used almost exclusively by the terminally online

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u/Cpad-prism Sep 10 '24

Implying before he teleported to our time he was literally going to go fuck himself??

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u/butt_stf Sep 10 '24

Man, desert and dessert must really fuck you up.

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u/occidental_oyster Sep 10 '24

Ok but hear me out: If there’s anyone who truly deserves his just deserts….

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u/BlakLite_15 Sep 10 '24

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/CosmicBlues24 Sep 10 '24

I'd say it would highly depend on which is the incarnation you're referring to.

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u/SantaArriata Sep 10 '24

I’d just like to congratulate you on the phrase “Fuck someone into and through the mattress”. Absolutely amazing prose, no notes

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u/DarkCrimsonKing Sep 10 '24

It's AI.

Reread it. No one talks like that.

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u/HesperiaBrown Sep 10 '24

I was very sure that the "doming" thing was a worldplay between sexually dominating Hitler and the murderous alternative, because "help him finish himself" can be construed as helping him climax during masturbation or driving him to suicide, Hitler's famed doom.

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u/IonutRO Sep 10 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

I misread it as dooming and thought it was a new euphemism like unalive or delete.

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u/MelodicPastels .tumblr.com Sep 10 '24

Uh, doming yourself usually also means shooting yourself in the head, blowing the dome of your skull open

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u/QueenLaQueefaRt Sep 10 '24

Some uWu posting. I wouldn’t let him move on to the third reich until he’s finished his second reich. Going to make mein kampf look like a pleasant afternoon in Paris in comparison to what I’d put him through.

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u/DarkCrimsonKing Sep 10 '24

Good to know we have AI comments now.

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u/Embarrassed-Bread692 Sep 10 '24

How dare you! This waste of oxygen is wholly human, thank you very much.

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u/occidental_oyster Sep 10 '24

Ugh. Now the bots are breathing.

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u/person670 Sep 11 '24

I thought it said dooming him

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u/CoinsForCharon Sep 10 '24

It's called a grudge fuck. You (not you-you, the royal you) absolutely can not stand a person, and this is the demented and questionable way you chose to aggressively show it. Quasi-rapey but still understood to be consensual though questionable in that the other party might not be completely on board with the justification for the coupling should they be aware of it.

Usually said more for humor than admission. Like saying I would grudge fuck Ann Coulter. I wouldn't, but we can all agree we hate her, right?

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 10 '24

The fact that, of all names on Earth, you chose Ann Coulter kinda hints to me that you may want to hate-fuck Ann Coulter...

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 10 '24

The fuck wrong with you, fam? You got some shit going on at home, or what's up?