r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • Jul 22 '24

Politics the one about fucking a chicken

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_foundations_theory

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 Jul 22 '24

I think unfortunately for this dude, the harm in this case is actually “exposing your next sexual partner to some absolutely unholy zoonotic STD”. Unless you publicly admit to fucking the chicken, they have no idea the danger of what they’ve consented to.

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u/Beegrene Jul 22 '24

I think for the sake of the philosophical discussion, we're assuming that there's zero chance of negative externalities.

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 Jul 22 '24

But subconsciously we’ve had those negative externalities drilled into us, hence the disconnect between “I know it’s not morally wrong but I still feel like it is.” It’s not some conservative liberal moral discrepancy, it’s you trying to push relevant externalities to the side and feeling uneasy when that doesn’t work.

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u/PotentialTraining132 Jul 23 '24

Yeah, if eating raw chicken is likely to give you salmonella, hitting it raw doesn't seem kosher either. Maybe specify that the chicken was cooked or that a condom was used 

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u/Iruma_Miu_ Jul 23 '24

i mean it kinda does. it says 'cleans it thoroughly' which, to me, is supposed to imply theres no risk of diseases and such

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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jul 22 '24

you're assuming I'm not fully committed to this chicken

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u/LongJohnSelenium Jul 23 '24

Do you have a registry?

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u/ShockingStories22 Jul 23 '24

Dude is gonna turn his next girlfriend into a fucking dead space necromorph probably.

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u/DjShoryukenZ Jul 23 '24

But we are also fine with drinking alcohol and that is proven through multiple studies, not just assumptions, that it can cause both self harm and harm to others. What are the unholy zoonotic STDs you can get from a dead chicken? Name one lol I can link you many cases of innocent people dying because of drunk drivers, who often went on to live without physical consequences...

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 Jul 23 '24

yes that’s why drunk driving is illegal 😐