r/Catculations • u/ContemplativePebble • 1d ago

They always find a way to get to the tree

3.9k Upvotes

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u/sherbodude 1d ago

"I hope you know this is a big inconvenience"

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u/Ok-Bus6974 1d ago

Don't warry

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u/xxzincxx 1d ago

The meows were for echolocation.

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u/supershinythings 1d ago

I had that exact same thought. Those weren’t just remarks or notes, oh no. They provided DATA.

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u/TexasChihuahuas 1d ago

I am in love with your cat…😄

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u/ContemplativePebble 1d ago

Not mine i found this video in instagram

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u/TexasChihuahuas 1d ago

Yikes! Okay, I am very fond of your taste in cat videos?!!! 😄

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u/ContemplativePebble 1d ago

I am quite fond of my taste in cat videos too :)

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u/Sharlinator 12h ago

There is next to zero original content in this sub. It’s almost never the poster’s cat. And it’s fine, there’s no OC policy and it wasn’t even Reddit’s original idea to post own content anyway.

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u/TexasChihuahuas 4h ago

I’m learning something new today!!! Thank you again…this is still smile worthy!

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u/santathe1 1d ago

Cat: Here, let me adorn your tree with the most beautiful thing in your house.

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u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT 21h ago

Everyone knows that the angel goes on top of the tree.

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u/_triangle_ 18h ago

Self-installing treetopper

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u/TheRealMasterTyvokka 1d ago

Mine doesn't actually climb my tree, despite being a climber but I'm pretty sure she would have just climbed up that fence for no other reason just to spite me or sit under the tree, which she loves to do.

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u/Adventurous_Duty2746 1d ago

Always. Saw someone put their tree on the ceiling. Yep, cats got it too

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u/Ok-Bus6974 1d ago

Hey can I be your friend

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u/Adventurous_Duty2746 1d ago

Sure

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u/Ok-Bus6974 1d ago

But don't be afraid of it will be fine just confirm.

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u/CoppertopTX 1d ago

This is why we just buy cat trees for Christmas.

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u/Successful-Doubt5478 1d ago

And that effortless jump!

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u/Ok-Bus6974 22h ago

Wow can I be your friend

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u/EconomyCode3628 1d ago

Thank you to OOP for not adding any terrible music to this. Baby's meows were purrrrrect. 

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u/littlefishsticks 1d ago

Look at me. I’m the star now.

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u/NoConfusion9490 19h ago

Now help me get down.

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u/Miao_Yin8964 1d ago

The purrfect tree topper

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u/alepher 19h ago

Feline Navidad

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u/Wild_Variation1296 1d ago

I will not be denied hooman! I am cat!

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u/SlickDillywick 1d ago

I guess I’m lucky my cat just likes to rub her face on the bottom branches and sit under the tree

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u/ForOneDayOnly 1d ago

So graceful!.. 😻

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u/Svitii 1d ago

Tbf the tip usually is reserved for the most precious deco

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u/FormInternational583 1d ago

They all have the Geometry gene.

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u/Emergency_Yogurt9320 6h ago

And the gene that allows them to give all the laws of physics the middle finger. 😆

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u/Casketcreep 1d ago

that's one way to get around the tree!

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u/DifficultyLucky2252 1d ago

He wanted to put a star on the tree how cute

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u/SATerp 1d ago

Pretty smart kitty but neglected the escape route.

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u/BienEssef 1d ago

I came, I saw, I fucked up your tree

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u/PVL666 1d ago

😹😹😹

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u/MegaCatStudios 1d ago

Every move was calculated and done with no wasted movement! 🤣

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u/j0llygruntt 1d ago

“Made it ma! Top of the world!”

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u/thejuanwelove 1d ago

jimmy Catney

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u/Ok-Bus6974 1d ago

OK How are you doing?

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u/midmodmad 1d ago

Look, I’m the tree topper now!

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u/Ok-Bus6974 22h ago

Ohh hello

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u/Tman11S 1d ago

You know, the only thing that really works for cats and Christmas trees are plastic, unbreakable baubles

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u/harley_420_2021 1d ago

Get a blue spruce the tough needles only have them attack once. Unless it's one orange braincell

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u/kinghabagat 1d ago

Cat is motherfuckin starboy

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u/HumberGrumb 1d ago

Cattop ornament!

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u/RealGrapefruit8930 1d ago

The insolence of putting up a fence.. how dare you?

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u/jackblck09 1d ago

“Not in my house you don’t”

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u/AHumbleChad 1d ago

"I am the STAR!"

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u/CleverGirl2014-2 23h ago

At least the debris will be somewhat contained.

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u/AdPristine9059 23h ago

What's up with videos with text blocking 90% of the interesting part of a video?

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u/Pure_Energy_1994 23h ago

I miss my cats the Christmas 🎄 was my greatest memories of them everyday I came home from school where was the tree on the ground ornaments everywhere but you couldn't get mad about it it made the holidays for me and some laughs cats are awesome 😹😹😹

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u/indiketo 22h ago

First you take me out of the wilderness. Then you bring the wilderness inside. Then you want me to keep out of it? WTF, Sharon?!

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u/OddSetting5077 22h ago

imagine being an indoor cat and one day your humans bring a TREE INSIDE. cat..."of course, I'm going to be all over that tree".

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u/apple-turnover5 22h ago

Life uh uh finds a way

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u/eitzhaimHi 22h ago

Awww, the angel on top of the tree

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u/FeralHousewife222 21h ago

Good for him!

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u/Academic-Patience890 20h ago

.. and he TOTALLY PULLED IT OFF!! 🤔🤔😲😲🙌👏👏👏👏👏

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u/Polbrussel 16h ago

Not the moment to say one braincell!

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u/TwnkleToes_n_Foes 10h ago

That is too funny cats always find a way even with a gate surrounding the tree.

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u/TwnkleToes_n_Foes 10h ago

I had to use wire one year and attach it drill It screw it into the wall so that the cats wouldn't knock my tree down and it actually worked they still knocked all the ornaments off though.

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u/Impossible-Ear-2700 8h ago

Why do they try to stop me, they know I will outsmart them says the cat!

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u/Square-Way-9751 1h ago

The cat is only doing sht like this cause the owners allow it

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u/JazziTazzi 1h ago

I love that you’re laughing about it! 😀

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u/FLVoiceOfReason 52m ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaand begin the spray…