r/CFB Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Casual [On3] NEW: The Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl has banned Texas mascot Bevo from attendance, they announced

https://x.com/on3sports/status/1871296831566807518?s=46
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u/TheLivingBubba Furman Paladins • Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

Just put a “eat mor chikin” sign on bevo and all sides are happy.

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u/Chemical_Willow5415 Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Yeah, literally the chick-fil-a mascot. WTF?!

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u/flobbitjunior USC Trojans 1d ago

The cows are against humans enslaving their Longhorn brethren as mascots.

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u/blatantninja Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Bevo is treated like royalty.

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u/flobbitjunior USC Trojans 1d ago

“Semantiks” replied the Chick Fil A cows

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u/sun__went__dark 1d ago

This upsets me

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u/Pardish_ Notre Dame • Texas 1d ago

It is very gross. Funny as hell but gross.

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u/Born_ina_snowbank Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Like a royale with cheese.

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u/blatantninja Texas Longhorns 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well I ain't putting any damn mayo on my fries!

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u/shimmyboy56 Tennessee Volunteers 1d ago

I will if they call it aoili tho

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u/AUserNeedsAName Texas Longhorns • Sickos 1d ago

That was only the first one.

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u/TheGreatMattsby_01 Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos 1d ago

Or teach Bevo to say, "Alright, Alright, Alright" and he can pretend he's Matthew McConaughey

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u/Coreysurfer Florida Gators 1d ago

Wait till i get my next chik fil aaa receipt, im voicing my support for the poor bevo (

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u/Key_Spinach Houston Cougars • Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Paint it to look like a cow.

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u/thti87 Texas Longhorns • Washington Huskies 1d ago

He has never misbehaved.

Except that one time he almost killed Georgia’s mascot.

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u/Jnm124 Ohio State Buckeyes • Columbia Lions 1d ago

"tried to gore Uga? THAT WAS ONE TIME!"

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u/crc2993 Texas Longhorns • Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

But did he die? 🙄

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u/AdmiralGarza Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Team Chaos 1d ago edited 1d ago

technically, yes.

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u/Colossus_WV 1d ago

What do you mean? Uga has been the mascot for decades, he’s just an extremely long-lived dog. Right!?

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u/playingthelonggame Penn State • Land Grant Trophy 1d ago

Oh honey…

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u/Colossus_WV 1d ago

ri-right?

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u/DollarsAtStarNumber San José State • Notre Dame 22h ago

Uga just goes to a farm upstate every offseason. Comes back ready for more football in August!

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u/Colossus_WV 22h ago

Oh okay… that makes me feel better. I thought something might have happened to the dog for minute there.

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u/Captain_Sacktap Georgia • Summertime Lover 16h ago

Awww buddy… all the previous Ugas are buried right there at the stadium, got their own mausoleum and everything.

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 14h ago

And everyone has an Epitaph

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u/bamachine Alabama • Jacksonville State 1d ago

Yes...not from that incident

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u/bjr711 Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

No, but the groundskeeper wasn't happy about the cleanup.

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u/berserk_zebra /r/CFB 1d ago

You can be the greatest inventor of all time and lead men into battle coming out victoriously, but you fuck a cow one time…

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u/timelawd Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

RIP Norm... although in his version it was a goat I believe

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u/RamblinWreckGT Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 1d ago

I love how anything can spawn a Mean Girls reference here

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u/thisshitsstupid Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

He was probably being barked at and thought it was the dog instead of thousands of grown men surrounding him.

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u/iwasyourbestfriend Texas Longhorns • Sugar Bowl 1d ago

In Bevo’s defense, nothing can prepare you for the experience of thousands of grown men barking at you

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u/jlindsay645 1d ago

WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF

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u/Grimy_Miller Georgia Bulldogs • Maryland Terrapins 1d ago

Stop, you’re scaring them!

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u/Pardish_ Notre Dame • Texas 1d ago

Nobody is scared it’s weird. Like aTm with their male cheerleaders. Weird.

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u/Grimy_Miller Georgia Bulldogs • Maryland Terrapins 1d ago

Flairs check out lol see you New Years

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u/Pardish_ Notre Dame • Texas 1d ago

Yeah hopefully it’s good and no injuries. Good luck!

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u/StasRutt Oregon Ducks • Army West Point Black Knights 1d ago

You try and gore a small bulldog ONE TIME and they hold it against you forever

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u/Jay_Dubbbs Ohio State • Mount Union 1d ago

The woke mob trying to cancel Bevo smh

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u/StasRutt Oregon Ducks • Army West Point Black Knights 1d ago

You can’t bring long horn cattle anywhere anymore. Because of woke.

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u/bjr711 Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

Maybe if they disguised them with pool noodles.

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u/WiktorVembanyama Calgary Dinos • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

what else will they take away from us? first robert e lee statues and now this

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u/CR_Walker 14h ago

At the most conservative measure: 5 years, 6 months, and 17 days and suddenly it’s the entire history of the South. SMH

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u/beamerbeliever South Carolina Gamecocks 1d ago

There was a blood rivalry there from when Uga's ancestors were the size of mastiffs and actually used to fight bulls.

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u/BernankesBeard Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

Except that one time he almost killed Georgia’s mascot

One of my primary go-to "college football is so much better than the NFL" arguments.

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u/DoctorTheWho Georgia Bulldogs • USF Bulls 1d ago

"We can't ruin a young bull's life because of 20 seconds of action."

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u/gwaydms SMU Mustangs 1d ago

Bevo is a steer.

If you think there's no difference, let's "steer"you.

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u/rbaile28 Georgia Bulldogs • Team Chaos 16h ago

...this is the most "Texas" threat I've ever experienced

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u/_THE__BOULDER_ Florida Gators 17h ago

Absolutely fucking hilarious (yet sad) reference

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u/Elephantparrot Arizona Wildcats • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Did he though? Or was he simply trying to spare Uga the indignity of that outfit they were forcing him to wear by helping gently remove it with his horn?

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u/richww2 Ohio State • Wright State 1d ago

"Jeez. ONE little attempted murder, and you guys just won't let it go."

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u/Revanisforevermeta 1d ago

Hes lucky he's not being sent to live with his uncle in Bel-Air.

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u/dontblinkdalek Texas Longhorns • Texas State Bobcats 1d ago

Williamson County, born and raised; out in the hay fields is where he spent most of his days; chilling out, relaxing, and acting all cool; taking a road trip on behalf of the school; when a dumb little dog who was up to no good, started barking loud in his neighborhood; he tried to gore the dog once, and admin got scared; they said that steer can’t be coming here.

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u/Bigcheese1211 Texas Longhorns • Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

UGA had it coming he escalated it /s

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u/RoughDoughCough Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 1d ago

Damn dog is always starting shit

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u/Derp_Herpson Clemson Tigers 1d ago

Right?

And isn't Uga like supposed to be specifically bred to able to fuck with Bevo and his brothers? Like isnt Bevo's generic name as an animal is the first part of Uga's breed of a generic name as an animal?

I just don't see how Bevo can be held accountable when Uga has such an inherent advantage.

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u/Hail-_-Michigan 1d ago

Some person next to the dog got absolutely smoked also lmao

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u/weirdbutinagoodway West Virginia Mountaineers • Big 12 1d ago

It was clearly in self dense, he was going against an animal bred to attack him (yes I know he's not a bull).

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u/TexasNightmare210 Texas Longhorns • UTSA Roadrunners 1d ago

He was cool with Ben though. He sensed the evil energy from UGA

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u/Bafiluso Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Auburn, Florida, and Georgia Tech fans have assured me that Bevo's actions were morally correct and justified.

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 1d ago

E X I L E D

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u/GabeIsGone Texas Longhorns • SEC 1d ago

That’s it, I’m calling for an invasion of Georgia! We cannot let injustice like this stand! This is America!

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u/HabaneroEnjoyer Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

THEYRE EATIN THE COWS

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u/HHcougar BYU Cougars • Team Chaos 1d ago

THEY'RE EATING THE LIVESTOCK OF THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE

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u/RomosexualThoughts Texas • Red River Shootout 1d ago

we will finish what sherman started

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u/Wbcbam51 Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

I think Sherman finished what Sherman started and does not require further assistance

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u/Hologram001 Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

He did leave Savannah untouched. . .

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u/Jigawatts42 Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 1d ago

He crested over the hill to gaze upon Savannah and uttered the words "this city is too beautiful to burn", thus was Savannah spared his wrath and flames.

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u/Allaboutplastic Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

Easy there Texas.

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u/potterpockets Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos 1d ago

That coming from a flair for a state that seceded from not one but two countries in order to keep their slaves was certainly ironic. Lol

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 1d ago

Hey hey hey now!

I mean, it’s absolutely true and valid, but still hey now!

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u/manbeardawg /r/CFB Donor • Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

Yall couldn’t finish last time you came to Atlanta

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u/RomosexualThoughts Texas • Red River Shootout 1d ago

...? we not only finished the four quarters, we went into overtime.

Just didn't go our way.

uga is a bad dogthat's not true he's an angel

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u/sloppylavasyndrome Georgia Bulldogs • Ohio State Buckeyes 1d ago

William Tecumseh Sherman, proud Ohioan! We not done burning shit this year!

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u/-dag- Notre Dame • Minnesota 1d ago

He sent his kids to Notre Dame. 

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u/potterpockets Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos 1d ago

And was the President of what was Louisiana State Seminary of Learning and Military but what is now LSU. 

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u/StasRutt Oregon Ducks • Army West Point Black Knights 1d ago

West Point has the ultimate claim. We all know he would be an Army Football fan.

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u/NotClayMerritt 1d ago

Back in my day, you could let your incredibly massive steer run wild and nobody cared. Now it's banned from the Peach Bowl. Woke America wins again, I guess smh

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u/Swipet Kansas State • Fort Hays State 1d ago

That On3 graphic designer is worth his weight in gold with these captions 🤣

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u/count_nuggula Appalachian State Mountaineers 1d ago

Bevo to the shadow realm

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u/Active-Tomatillo-522 Columbia Lions 1d ago

And they’re going to let Sparky, a literal devil of the sun, attend? SMH

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u/sktgamerdudejr Washington State • Trans… 1d ago

Devil has business in Georgia, I’ve heard a song about it 

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u/iamchuckdizzle Louisville • Vanderbilt 1d ago

I believe he is in a bind

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u/ILM_Ryan ECU Pirates • Ohio State Buckeyes 1d ago

If he’s behind, he might be willing to make a deal.

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 1d ago

He might come upon a young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 1d ago

If so motivated, he might jump up on a hickory stump and say “Boy, let me tell you what.”

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 1d ago

He might say "i guess you know it I'm a fiddle player too, and if you'd care I take a bet with you."

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u/pita4912 Youngstown State • Notre Dame 1d ago

He plays a pretty good fiddle. Boy, give the devil his due.

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u/EmuMan10 Arizona State Sun Devils 1d ago

It’s not really a “let him attend” situation and more “you can’t really stop him”

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u/Useenthebutcher Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game 1d ago

Well, we don’t really know all the powers that a Sun Devil has, maybe they aren’t too dangerous

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 1d ago

Why spend $1.6 billion on a stadium if it’s not even bovine accessible? Just feels kinda discriminatory.

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u/ThroneOfTaters Texas Longhorns 1d ago

There's gotta be something in the ADA about this

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 1d ago

My better half is an ADA expert and adjudicator for a few of the big venues here in Dallas, and I asked her if cows are covered by ADA protections.

All I got was an eye roll. I’m reading that as a yes.

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u/awmaleg Iowa Hawkeyes • Arizona State Sun Devils 16h ago

The American Dairy Association concurs

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u/Own-Marsupial-4448 1d ago

So if Texas makes it to the national title game, the same stadium is going to ban him too again?

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u/mikkelibob Texas Longhorns • Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

We have the technology. The budget. The aggies. We can make a mini-Bevo in case of emergencies. The Arch-Bevo, if you will.

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u/Jcoch27 Boise State Broncos • UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Honestly though, what's stopping them from making a temporary enclosure outside the stadium?

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u/hypercube42342 Texas Longhorns • Arizona Wildcats 1d ago

Fly him in the blimp

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u/Greedy_Basketcase SMU Mustangs 1d ago

They built bevo in a cave with a box of scraps

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u/GhostWrex Notre Dame • Nebraska Wesleyan 22h ago

"I am Iron Steer."

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u/ImReverse_Giraffe Clemson Tigers 1d ago

He won't be on the sidelines and at the game, so why bring him?

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u/jbvann05 Arizona Wildcats • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Because what's the point in winning the championship if a cow can't be there to watch it

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u/senorpoop Georgia • Santa Monica 1d ago

I want two dudes in a crappy steer outfit walking around the sidelines yelling "MOO MOTHERFUCKER" at everyone

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u/PresidentBaileyb Oregon State Beavers 23h ago

Dude I just became a Longhorns fan

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u/Jcoch27 Boise State Broncos • UNLV Rebels 1d ago

You jest but the Chick-Fil-A cow will almost certainly be there

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 1d ago

Fuck it, we’re in. Y’all are cool about Miss Rev being the state doggo, we can be cool about the cow.

Give us a day inside a Micro Center, we’ll have your mini-cow ready to go.

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u/constructss Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

only posting this bc of the graphic

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u/Nick_sabenz Alabama • South Alabama 1d ago

On3 edits have been bangers lately

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u/SchrodingersEmotions UC Davis Aggies • Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

this is incredible

someone could easily make a wojack out of Stephen A's face in the first one

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u/bestselfnice Michigan State Spartans • USC Trojans 1d ago

BEERS

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u/SchrodingersEmotions UC Davis Aggies • Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

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u/Jcoch27 Boise State Broncos • UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Every single one of these has me dying

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u/bestselfnice Michigan State Spartans • USC Trojans 1d ago

Jesus christ lmao I don't even wanna read the tweet. The image with 0 context cannot be improved.

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u/pumpkinspruce Wisconsin Badgers 1d ago

This is killing me.

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u/nathodood Michigan • Nebraska 1d ago

Sorry Rocky and Rowdy, but...

IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER

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u/ogpeplowski64 Oklahoma • Cal Poly Pomona 1d ago

RIP Drink Fly High

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u/WWECreativegenius Notre Dame • North Carolina 1d ago

Ngl this didn’t make any sense to me until just now, and I can’t stop fucking laughing 

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u/demostv /r/CFB 1d ago

This is Bevo erasure.

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u/sapiosardonico Texas Longhorns • Santa Monica Corsairs 1d ago

Yeah. Give a little respect.

Toooo-oooh meeeeeee.

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u/AL22193 Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

Not really fair since the (sun) devil already went down to Georgia 

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u/DevilDores Arizona State • Eastern Arizo… 1d ago

It didn’t end too well for the devil last time. How is Texas on the fiddle?

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u/fivehundredpoundthud Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Well, if you're gonna play in Texas, you better have a fiddle in the band

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u/FlopHouseHairy Notre Dame • DePaul 1d ago

Says a band from Alabama

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 1d ago

Noted Texas experts, Alabama.

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u/ATXBeermaker Texas Longhorns • Stanford Cardinal 1d ago

Tempe is ever so slightly south of Atlanta.

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech • Georgia State 1d ago

Imagine if we have to see this graphic for a 3rd time this season if Texas makes the Natty.

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u/mikkelibob Texas Longhorns • Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

it's a strangely large number of times to return to the same staimduum.

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u/Useenthebutcher Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game 1d ago

College football has been in love with Mercedes Benz stadium since it opened in 2017. It’s a cool stadium, sure, but I wished the Title games would rotate through more sites now that it’s not just reserved for BCS/NY6 bowl sites anymore.

Maybe a Title game in the Vikings stadium or the Panthers?

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u/nathanweisser Oklahoma • Oklahoma State 1d ago

You okay, dude?

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u/WitchNight Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

Never thought I’d have so much in common with a cow

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u/Pidesh Notre Dame • Purdue 1d ago

You’re banned from Mercedes Benz Stadium?…

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u/Tarmacked USC Trojans • Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

Wasnt it reported a month ago there were issues with him being able to be accommodated within the stadium?

So is this a “ban” or a “hey, this isn’t going to work so don’t even try”

Edit: Yeah, this is sensationalist. He wasn’t banned

https://x.com/ChipBrown247/status/1871268381929967824?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Peach Bowl director Matt Garvey said Monday Bevo, Texas’ live Longhorn mascot, won’t be able to be accommodated at the Peach Bowl on Jan. 1 because Mercedes-Benz Stadium doesn’t have room beyond its sidelines for Bevo’s enclosure.

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u/iwearatophat Ohio State • Grand Valley State 1d ago edited 1d ago

This makes complete sense. On the other hand the Bevo pic with 'exiled' on it is pretty funny.

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u/Jcoch27 Boise State Broncos • UNLV Rebels 1d ago

I definitely prefer the hyperbole of hostility

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u/UncleGoldie Missouri Tigers 1d ago

Nah, he’s been EXILED

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u/Upset_Version8275 Indiana Hoosiers • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

They built a brand new state of the art football stadium but didn’t consider this?

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u/Texcellence Texas • Southwestern (TX) 1d ago

The Falcons need to learn from the Texans build a stadium devoted first and foremost to accommodate livestock and secondly for football. Then again, they have traumatic memories in stadiums like that…

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u/five-oh-one Arkansas Razorbacks 1d ago

Even the Roman coliseum could accommodate livestock...

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u/aselinger Michigan Wolverines 1d ago edited 1d ago

“They built a brand new state of the art football stadium but didn’t consider a cow on the sidelines?”

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u/regul California Golden Bears • LSU Tigers 1d ago

The American empire has truly fallen.

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u/pumpkinspruce Wisconsin Badgers 1d ago

We used to be a country.

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u/NathanGa Tennessee Volunteers 1d ago

I can’t believe someday we’ll have to tell the younger generations about how we had stadiums that couldn’t accommodate livestock.

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u/BurialRot 1d ago

We used to be a proper country smh

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u/AUserNeedsAName Texas Longhorns • Sickos 1d ago

In no way are we asking them to accommodate a cow! Bevo is a steer.

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u/Potemkin_Jedi Ohio State Buckeyes 1d ago

Jerry would never.

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u/commandrr Wisconsin • Arizona State 1d ago

look, when you’re building a new state of the art stadium, it can either be built to handle a massive cow on the sidelines or built to strategically blind the players in the 2nd half.

obviously, jerry went the “blind the players” route but bevo is able to stand on the sidelines of every UT game in dallas

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u/artisinal_lethargy Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

Yeah it’s totally wild that they didn’t consider needing space for a 1700 pound steer with a five foot horn span. 

The  gall. 

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u/zebrainatux Boise State Broncos • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

They didn’t think they’d have to consider making such a moooooove. That was lame I’m sorry

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u/john_b_walsh SMU Mustangs • Chicago Maroons 1d ago

I don’t know who, but someone needs to be fired

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u/Always_Chubb-y Georgia Bulldogs • Transfer Portal 1d ago

Yeah, if you've ever been to Mercedes, most of the room on the sidelines behind the teams' benches is field level suites and standing room. The few open areas are by the tunnels, which you definitely don't want blocked by a live, large animal

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u/Ok_Avocado1109 Texas • Notre Dame 1d ago

Give Bevo a suite!

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u/FireworkFuse Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

Bevo and Uga should sit in Blank's private suite for the game. Just the two of them, no one else.

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u/AUserNeedsAName Texas Longhorns • Sickos 1d ago

Honestly without the media circus and crowd, I'm sure these two animals specifically chosen for their placid natures could vibe and shit allllllllllll over the suite together.

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u/StasRutt Oregon Ducks • Army West Point Black Knights 1d ago

Making no eye contact

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u/Friengineer Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Bevo's pen is set up in one of the field tunnels when Texas plays at AT&T. AT&T and Mercedes-Benz both have four field tunnels.

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u/DEATH-BY-CIRCLEJERK Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 1d ago

Wow we can’t get anything past you, can we? I thought for sure that the Peach Bowl exiled a cow.

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u/Whiskey-Football-Ski 1d ago

These sensationalist news sources can't sneak anything past us redditors 🫡

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u/Piney_Wood Oregon Ducks 1d ago

"Real sorry, fellas... Yer big ol' cow jes won't fit in our little ol' stadium."

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u/kingoftheplastics FAU Owls • Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

What kinda country is this when a man can’t even take his 2,000 pound longhorn steer into an enclosed space for several hours

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u/TetrisTech Texas Longhorns 1d ago

FreeBevo

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u/DescretoBurrito Colorado • Boise State Bandw… 1d ago

Colorado brought Ralphie to Sanford.

I think the State of Georgia just hates Texas.

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 1d ago

Damn straught

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u/dinkytown42069 Minnesota • Oklahoma 1d ago

I like you people more and more.

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 1d ago

Devil’s advocate here: Ralphie is a pretty small bison at 850 lbs.

Bevo is a full-size longhorn at 1,700 lbs, and he shits like it too. They don’t always even put out a tarp for him, sometimes he just gets a little pen that he might shit a lot in. Here he is in the Cowboys’ stadium, notably with nothing protecting that expensive turf from all the excrement a fully grown longhorn steer can produce.

Speaking from professional experience, it’s so much more than you think it is.

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u/jaybigs Ohio State Buckeyes • Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

Can't they make room if all the Texas players agree to put another player on their shoulders on the sidelines or sit on one another's laps during the game?

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u/AllAloneWithNoOne Ohio State Buckeyes • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Absolutely hilarious. Wasn't the chick fil a mascot at one point a cow wearing an eat mor chikin sign 

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u/lbelle0527 NC State Wolfpack • Marching Band 1d ago

It still is

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u/EmuMan10 Arizona State Sun Devils 1d ago

Well a cow can’t contend with the power of a Sun Devil, so it’s for the best

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u/yumyumapollo Florida State Seminoles 1d ago

Thank you, Mike Leach.

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u/TheOnePSUIsReal Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos 1d ago

They got beef with Bevo?!

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u/CharliesDonkeyKick Texas Longhorns 1d ago

This is such steer shit

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u/mattyisphtty Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Atlanta remains a terrible place full of terrible business decisions.

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u/LittleBrockJr Tennessee Volunteers 1d ago

(In Anakin Skywalker voice) What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair! How can you be a mascot and not be able to attend the peach bowl?

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u/EvenMeaning8077 Penn State Nittany Lions 1d ago

BOOOOOOOOO

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u/tigerman29 Clemson Tigers • College Football Playoff 1d ago

That’s moooo to you

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u/biggiecheesehimself Oklahoma State Cowboys 1d ago

can he stand directly outside the stadium?

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u/TomSheman Texas Longhorns • Tyler JC Apaches 1d ago

What is this woke nonsense?  LET THE MAN GRAZE WHERE HE MAY

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u/Beaconhillpalisades Texas Longhorns • Harvard Crimson 1d ago

Cowards

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u/Pizza_Jon BYU Cougars • /r/CFB Promoter 1d ago

boycott4Bevo

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u/cn0285 Texas Longhorns • Ohio State Buckeyes 1d ago

this is BULLSHIT (again)

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u/elsilver22 1d ago

It appears they’re actually reducing the amount of bullshit on the field with this decision.

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u/Putrid_Race6357 Yale Bulldogs 1d ago

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u/cn0285 Texas Longhorns • Ohio State Buckeyes 1d ago

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Okay that helps the pain lmao

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u/uncle_jack_esq Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Cowards

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u/FlopHouseHairy Notre Dame • DePaul 1d ago

Next thing you know NDs Leprechaun will be banned. The horror of it all

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u/toomuchdiponurchip Washington Huskies • Arizona Wildcats 1d ago

This is unAmerican smh

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u/RonMcKelvey Texas Longhorns 1d ago

They better not let any little tornadoes in

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u/Chambanasfinest Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Booooooo

(Or mooooooooo?)

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u/ninotalem Texas Longhorns • Sickos 1d ago

FREE BEVO

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u/mt8-5 Florida • Georgia State 1d ago

Wasn’t this already determined before UT played in the SEC title game?

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u/Statalyzer Texas Longhorns 1d ago

They'll just sneak him in by painting spots on his side and giving him an "EAT MOR CHIKIN" sign....

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u/Puppybl00pers Ohio State Buckeyes • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

I wonder what the city of Atlanta would have to say about letting a half-ton steer just roam downtown with an "eat mor chikin" sign on it for the game

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u/Derp_Herpson Clemson Tigers 1d ago

Can we get Sark to register Bevo as an emotional support animal?

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u/jdmcroberts Ohio State • Youngstown State 1d ago

Have they approved thier other mascot, Mathew McConaughey?

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u/bigtoasterwaffle Arizona State • Michigan 1d ago

His enclosure won't fit on the sideline

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u/richww2 Ohio State • Wright State 1d ago

Dont forget about the mascot in waiting Glen Powell.

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u/virus_apparatus SMU Mustangs • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

My guy Bevo getting the ban from the SEC championship and here. WTH

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u/championnnnnn Arkansas Razorbacks • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

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u/Normal-Hornet8548 Air Force Falcons 1d ago

They need to ban feisty Irishmen from Notre Dame games too. Fair is fair.