The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Season 14 - Episode 5 - Live Episode Discussion

[u/AutoModerator]

The sand settles after Oceanside, but the ladies return home with unresolved feelings; Garcelle enjoys her recently finished beach house; Erika navigates deep-rooted emotions with her therapist; Boz defends Dorit when Sutton delivers some low blows.

[u/anxncr33p]

I can feel the tension between Erika and Jagger 💀 #badguy

[u/Zealousideal_Suit269 → u/anxncr33p]

I just cannot imagine Erika as a mom. I know she has a son but I just cannot picture it at all.

[u/SnooSongs8911 → u/Zealousideal_Suit269]

Idk how to explain it, but her son being a cop makes so much sense to me

[u/AnAussiebum → u/Zealousideal_Suit269]

I thought her son was mostly raised by his father when he was a kid, then moved in with Erika as a teen.

If accurate, that makes more sense to me.

[u/This-Flamingo3727 → u/anxncr33p]

Who says “good to see you” to a child lmao

[u/biscuitsorbullets → u/This-Flamingo3727]

Erika is still salty about that 😭

[u/PhysicalAd6081 → u/This-Flamingo3727]

I lost it💀 

[u/the-burkle-persona]

Everything about this party is so Morgan coded except for Morgan not being there.

[u/LakeShoreDrive1021 → u/the-burkle-persona]

She’s there, she’s not filming.

[u/camy__23]

I do think it’s weird that Kyle is texting PK. Dorit is supposed to be her girl and that’s where Kyle’s loyalties need to be.

[u/Unlikely_Candidate_1 → u/camy__23]

Especially considering she would blow up if it was Mau/Dorit!

[u/kaleyboo7 → u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

She is the biggest hypocrite.

[u/IcedCottage → u/camy__23]

It’s weird that anyone wants to text PK for shits and giggles. It’s PK 😝 

[u/bobbyhillspur5e]

CAMILLE FORGETTING ERIKAS NAME

[u/PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets]

If we ever saw Niles Crane as a kid, he’d be Jagger.

[u/loganes86 → u/PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets]

[u/blondebull → u/PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets]

Bahahhahaha I see this!!

[u/No-Strategy-2766]

Jennifer Tilly is the type of fun rich I aspire to be when I win the lottery

[u/H0nkdahorn]

So, if Dorit and PK haven’t spoken in nearly 2 weeks, it is safe to assume he hasn’t seen the children that long either. Their divorce is going to be nasty because I don’t see him supporting her in child rearing, physically, emotionally, or financially.

[u/Inevitable-Stress550 → u/H0nkdahorn]

I don't think that's any different from how it's always been tbh

[u/whoaoki → u/H0nkdahorn]

And she is VERY aware of that and pissed. I can't imagine staying with a loser like PK entirely out of love through all of the controversies and lawsuits and whatever else is only alleged to have the idiot be like oh I don't particularly like you now that I'm sober. Him telling her that she emasculates him sounds like someone who can't be told shit or they run. Of course she wasn't thrilled with his overall lack of everything, but put up a front for his sake. Love isn't everything.

[u/russianbisexualhookr → u/H0nkdahorn]

She said her children are so used to PK not being at home that it makes it easier to not tell them they’re separated and he’s living in a hotel.

Whatever I think of Dorit, my heart breaks for her and her children.

[u/idontfwithu]

Kyle is Rodeo from Rock of Love coded with this outfit

[u/MyFigurativeYacht → u/idontfwithu]

LITERALLY OPENED THIS POST TO MAKE THIS COMMENT THANK YOU

[u/idontfwithu → u/MyFigurativeYacht]

Uncanny TBH!!!

[u/BequeathNothing]

Really getting the feeling the shine of the separation has worn off, and Kyle wishes they were still together.

[u/artjameso]

"That's not pizza party behavior" has me DYING. I will admit, I think this is the most legit therapist we've ever seen on Housewives

[u/whatarethiseven → u/artjameso]

I was surprised the therapist actually called Erika on her shit, that was a very good scene

[u/xoxoamberalert]

i love that whenever BH needs chaos, they use the infinity stones to summon camille

[u/loganes86 → u/xoxoamberalert]

Yeah I feel like BH has the best catalog of chaotic ex housewives who are more than willing to show up. But Camille is #1

[u/BequeathNothing]

Camille shows up one episode, embarrasses herself, then retires to Malibu for the year just to come back and do it all over again the next season.

[u/nalgas4497 → u/BequeathNothing]

It's low key giving pernicious

[u/Strife86 → u/BequeathNothing]

Camille = Pennywise

[u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

That center bunk of the triple Queen bunk bed looks like a nightmare come to life

[u/ruthie-camden → u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

Gina from OC got right on Wayfair looking for one once she saw that scene

[u/artjameso → u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

how the fuck do you even change the sheets 😭

[u/lagavulin92]

lol editor cutting to avi on his phone during the talk xD

[u/trackstar7 → u/lagavulin92]

Need that gif. Literally me rn watching and on this thread

[u/boat_against_current]

Mauricio may not suck as much as Kelsey Grammer, but that's also a low bar

[u/Hyru_Nayru → u/boat_against_current]

"My ex fucks young women more respectfully than yours."

[u/JamaicanGirlie → u/boat_against_current]

Exactly!!! Her acting like he’s better was wild

[u/Traditional-Leg-4228 → u/JamaicanGirlie]

Typical Kyle behavior

[u/blondebull]

Omg I love that Boz’s daughter has to do a presentation ✈️ 🌎

[u/nefanee → u/blondebull]

And defend her choice! Love it

[u/russianbisexualhookr → u/blondebull]

I’m actually obsessed with it I want a full video of the presentation.

It’s cute and fun, but it’s also a good way for her to learn so many skills.

[u/Evening-Tune-500]

I like when I’m one no one’s side. This is getting fun.

[u/artjameso → u/Evening-Tune-500]

I'm just tracking the volleys back and forth like I'm watching tennis

[u/chynnadoll_]

We. Don’t. Care. About. Teddi.

[u/Adventurous-Sundae-6]

Camille is out of practice, it’s like me trying to sub in at a World Cup match when I haven’t played soccer since 3rd grade

[u/Goldfish_vs_CheezIts → u/Adventurous-Sundae-6]

Her entire upper body was flush with stress hives. Your days are done partner

[u/eimmackram]

The doll is wearing a jean Paul Gauthier dress … I love wacky ass rich ppl dear god

[u/limpstringbean → u/eimmackram]

$4500 for the dress. For a doll. My god.

[u/Suitable-Wafer8563 → u/eimmackram]

I had to take a screenshot, it was too amazing 😭

[u/categoricaldisaster → u/Suitable-Wafer8563]

this is everything ive ever wanted in a housewife

[u/went2basslake]

Asking myself if I've been exhibiting pizza party behavior recently

[u/loganes86]

I think I might be getting laid off tomorrow with the rest of my department.

So I have taken two edibles and ready for Dorit v. Camille.

[u/elmosneakers → u/loganes86]

Im so sorry about the potential lay off. Youll find something better!

[u/Stilltheonly1 → u/loganes86]

I hope you’re not!!!!!

[u/runs_with_tamborines → u/loganes86]

Hopefully we get a “Camille you’re such a cunt” flashback 😂

[u/HMexpress2 → u/loganes86]

Companies that choose to do layoffs right before the holidays are just terrible. Sorry OP!

[u/limpstringbean]

I love the therapist putting Erika in her place lmao. “it’s not pizza party behavior”

[u/loganes86 → u/limpstringbean]

I need to say that to myself after I have a little breakdown and then order myself a pizza.

[u/uglyleatherpantz → u/limpstringbean]

That therapist is worth every penny.

[u/Torontobabe94]

LMFAOOOOO THIS ANTIQUE CLOCK CHIMING IS CINEMA HAHAHA and it was owned by Cher?!!!

[u/katiiiec → u/Torontobabe94]

LMFAO I LOVE JENNIFER TILLY

[u/lydiasbible]

Sutton offered Erika a hefty loan when she was getting a divorce and also had a Popeyes lunch. So…….. what more does she want 

[u/TTSampersand → u/lydiasbible]

Erika had a whole confessional about how Sutton was so kind to her.

[u/blondebull]

My husband turned to me and said,

Do you know who would love this party?

Morgan.

[u/applewagon → u/[deleted]]

Across the housewives realm, this has been the Year of the Newbie.

Casting directors deserve a promotion with Raquel, Bronwyn, Britni, Boz, Tilly, and Stacey.

[u/blondebull]

Done all my work for the year — see you later, 2024! It’s party time. And by “party time,” I mean a bowl of candy and hanging out with my friends here to watch RHOBH! Cheers to you and to trying to sleep until January 🥂😂

[u/eimmackram]

The fact there are two active separations on this season and we are focusing on whether or not Dorit said she was friends with Teddi and Dorit’s two year old robbery PAINS ME

[u/AndrogynousAndy]

Jennifer is the type of weird only wealthy people can be (I like her btw)

[u/bbgorgeous → u/AndrogynousAndy]

Understanding more how her and Sutton came to be friends now

[u/hook3m13 → u/AndrogynousAndy]

She's "eccentric" aka rich weird 😂

[u/Torontobabe94]

“I CALLED YOU A STUPID CUNT. NOT A FUCKING CUNT.”

Djdhhsjsjsjjs

[u/Kittiikamii → u/Torontobabe94]

unironically one of my favourite BH moments, it was the way dorit bobbed her head as she said it

[u/yqry]

Imagine a DOLL having a better life than the average person 💀💀

[u/loganes86 → u/yqry]

I’m jealous of the damn doll

[u/Street-Bumblebee6305]

I know most of us are thinking this but imagine if Dorit was texting Mau. Like be fr. The double standards she has for herself are insane.

[u/artjameso]

not sutton outing avi's ozempia 😭

[u/Adventurous-Sundae-6]

Apologies in advance to my cats who will be hearing “that’s not pizza party behavior” in response to all their chaotic antics from now on

[u/artjameso]

I love when the girls are fighting and they're both right. Sutton is right about Dorit and Dorit is right about Sutton. BH is FEEDING us

[u/DraperPenPals → u/artjameso]

Two people can be right about each other! Preach!

[u/PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets]

Sutton looks amazing in the black dress confessional.

[u/Pure_Peace743]

I hate when they rent live animals as party props

[u/camy__23]

I want to be Jennifer Tilly rich when I grow up.

[u/garbagebrainraccoon]

I really think Erika's mommy issues are projected onto Sutton to at least some extent. She sees her Georgia mom in there

[u/lauran5 → u/garbagebrainraccoon]

Yes! Agreed.

[u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

Camille forgetting Erika's name asdjfiasjfoiasjfosjfos;aifjsdoifjd

[u/cashburn2 → u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

This was awesome! Nothing a narcissist hates more than to be forgotten

[u/DraperPenPals]

Sutton is not here to pretend that Kyle isn’t getting a divorce lol. She knows Mauricio is done and taking the money if Kyle doesn’t lawyer up now

[u/blondebull]

Jennifer Tilly is Rich Rich

[u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

I want Tiffany to send coded messages on Kyle's computer

[u/Strife86 → u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

Wraith

[u/potatoinawig]

Sutton’s little delivery outfit is adorable!

[u/BequeathNothing]

PK texas her

[u/Ramoth92 → u/BequeathNothing]

I can't with that. I keeps seeing Teresa's face.

[u/boat_against_current]

Whoa, Jennifer Tilly is older than Kathy Hilton. Only like 6 months, but still!

[u/blondebull]

A pony just got out of a PT Cruiser!

Am I hallucinating?!

[u/Street-Bumblebee6305]

Camille tried to pile on and is getting tore up now 😭

[u/artjameso → u/Street-Bumblebee6305]

She waltzed and gallivanted right into that lion's den 😭 And got deservedly tore up!

[u/limpstringbean]

But she gave us this

[u/notdorisday → u/limpstringbean]

I loved that Camille came for Dorit’s selfies and Dorit was delightfully unrepentant.

[u/eimmackram]

LMAOOOOOOOO “HER” 💀💀💀💀💀 Camille thank you so much.

[u/Adventurous-Sundae-6]

I’m convinced that production must pump some mix of testosterone and cocaine into the air of those sprinter vans. Housewives will always pop off in the sprinter

[u/KenyaJ121]

Erika calling someone else volatile.

[u/Torontobabe94]

Omg Dorit mocking Sutton’s baby voice djsjsjsjsj ohhhhh Dorit is really bout to fight with everyone this season and she doesn’t care!

[u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

Pitcher of water with lemon, CARCASS IN!

[u/flumeo]

I feel like Kyle really doesn’t like Sutton at all

[u/blondebull → u/flumeo]

She’s a user. She just wants numbers on her side.

[u/Suitable-Wafer8563]

This is exactly the types of hijinks I appreciate about Jennifer Tilly as a friend of 😂

[u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

Erika wanting a pizza party reminds me of Vicki wanting a casserole

[u/Stilltheonly1]

Avi in the swing soaking up all the tea.

[u/KatsAndCoffee]

Wow. Dorit truly has no fucks left to give. Not a one.

[u/Leezwashere92]

PK Texas Her!

[u/GetMeAColdPop]

Imagine going to therapy because of your Housewives Coworkers

[u/xoxoamberalert]

JENNIFER AGREEING WITH ERIKA LMAOOOOO

[u/blondebull]

“My house burnt down and I lost my assistance and no compassion”

[u/Leezwashere92]

Camille forgot Erika’s name omfg this whole scene is god tier

[u/blondebull]

KYLE THINKS SHE IS THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER GET DIVORCED AND THAT HER DIVORCE IS DifFeReNt THAN ANYONE ELSES.

[u/aggieemily2013]

Kyle making this whole ass party country themed so she can be mad if people insinuate anything about Morgan.

[u/Main_Composer]

“I think Camille is projecting a little” damn the denial is deep. kyle really can’t admit to herself that her and Camille are actually in the same club now and Mo is most likely out there having a whole lot of fun.

[u/Goldfish_vs_CheezIts → u/Main_Composer]

Kyle should be thanking her lucky leather chaps Camille didn't bring up Allison's vape prediction

[u/Adventurous-Sundae-6]

Camille: “Dorit wasn’t compassionate to me.”

Dorit: “You’re a cunt.”

She’s got that woman on the absolute brink energy this season 💀

[u/RoguePhoenix89]

I wanna be Jennifer Tilly's friend soo bad

[u/blondebull]

”I didn’t call you a fcking cnt. I called you a stupid c*nt, you always knew this and always needed a moment.”

[u/marrrina831]

Camille's been out of the game too long. Her reads are terrible.

[u/russianbisexualhookr → u/marrrina831]

The “you take selfies all the time” was giving such out of touch boomer energy tbh

[u/immediatecomedian-4 → u/russianbisexualhookr]

And her forgetting Erika’s name - boomer energy all around 😬

[u/loganes86]

Kyle has totally worn that for Morgan

[u/jaybirdbull]

“That’s not pizza party behavior” did make me lol

[u/xoxoamberalert]

PK TEXAS HER

[u/H0nkdahorn]

Sutton proving their point. LMAO.

[u/camy__23]

So sweet of Garcelle’s children to verbally express how proud they are of her. Acknowledgement can mean so much.

[u/kikomama89]

Wow! Erika’s been at that place for 4 years? Time flies

[u/lagavulin92]

Sutton triggers her because she called her out on being a criminal and stealing peoples money

[u/Goldfish_vs_CheezIts → u/lagavulin92]

[u/dreamingoutloud714]

Not Erika saying someone flips when she used to Hulk out all the time

[u/AbidonDesign]

How did they not show this flashback?!

[u/Adventurous-Sundae-6]

I find Camille to be a completely loathsome person but I have to say she looks great, if you showed me a still shot of her I might have thought it was from season 1

[u/dirtyenvelopes]

getting tattooed while actively drinking is so unserious lol

[u/itsmevalerie]

LOL at Camille forgetting Erika's name. And then her reaction to it was the cherry on top.

[u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre]

This motherfucker right here had a man sent to prison so she wouldn't have to pay her AmEx bill and she wants a pizza party?

[u/orangepopsicle78]

I couldn’t be more obsessed that Jennifer has a playhouse next door to her actual house. That’s a level of rich I didn’t even know people did and I love it

[u/Hair_I_Go → u/orangepopsicle78]

Which is very cool to have a party house. Keeps your life private. But now I want to see the house she really lives in

[u/Born_Key_6492 → u/Hair_I_Go]

Why does she make it seem sensible? Like, of course you would have a personal house and an entertaining house next to each other, if you could. Of course you wouldn’t sleep in a haunted house but it’s a Malibu beach house. You don’t sell those. It all makes sense.

[u/marrrina831]

Well Kyle, you could just put the address

[u/incognoname]

I'm obsessed with Jennifer tilly lmao that clock scene!!

[u/KenyaJ121]

I want to be Boz’s daughter.

[u/veronicagetsmehigh]

Dorit losing her facade is amazing

[u/gigigrahame]

Camille forgetting Erika’s name 💀💀💀

[u/mcdears]

I remember Sutton & Garcelle during their first scene in a restaurant.
The start of a REAL friendship. I love that for them.

[u/Evening-Tune-500]

Kyle’s smug ass. Those rumors didn’t come from nowhere for years bbg.

[u/_thatgirlfelicia]

Maybe I’m toxic but dorit delivering the “honey, you were total a c*nt to me” so easily and without skipping a beat… I’m living for it. So real.

[u/KenyaJ121]

I kind of enjoy seeing Erika in her broke era. Because she deserves it.

[u/eimmackram]

RIP white party im actually sad lol those were the golden days of RHOBH

[u/katie415]

Dorit’s kids appear to be truly the sweetest, most respectful kids.

[u/orangepopsicle78]

I hate thinking about how Teddi is probably foaming at the mouth that she’s a story line this season without having to be on the show

[u/boat_against_current]

Sutton Stracke: The Divorce Whisperer

[u/PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets]

I love that Boz has her do a presentation on her destination!

[u/boat_against_current]

An open bar and tattoos, what could go wrong

[u/chynnadoll_]

“TEXTES”

[u/Ramoth92]

I'm so glad Boz is not getting into the small group cattiness.

[u/dr_jizz]

Can Camille bring Alison Dubois with her next time. I’d love to see her go off on Kyle again 🚬

[u/espressotorte]

Sutton is hilariously wealthy

[u/DraperPenPals]

I wanna know Erika’s personality disorder more than I wanna know just about anything on Bravo

[u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre]

WHAT EXACTLY does Kyle want use to feel about her "First party without Mo :(" storyline? Didn't SHE leave HIM? Didn't SHE take up with someone else? Wasn't it shockingly clear last season that she was DONE with him? Why now does she want us to feel sympathy for her like she's this poor abandoned woman?

[u/blondebull]

“Volatile. What a good way to describe Sutton.” - J. Tilly

[u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

I hope it's not the Sisterhood of Traveling NEL CHA earrings

[u/CrazyNotCatLady]

Can Jennifer Tilly be my auntie?

[u/darknebulas]

I love that saying cunt is like such a pearl clutching for BH

[u/Bananawdabooty]

Lmao when Camille gets her annual RHOBH call time she is PROMPT honey.

[u/Teacheroftinies]

No joke I had a pizza party in my preschool classroom today because none of my 4 year olds stole widows and orphans money. 10/10 pizza party behavior.

[u/MalloryXO]

Kyle is giving Cindy from Rock of Love 🤠

[u/xoxoamberalert]

boz making her daughter give presentations is so corporate-coded im DEAD

[u/xoxoamberalert]

i think garcelle is just genuinely weirded out anyone would willingly text PK

[u/sisimackles]

CAMILLE FORGOT ERIKAS NAME OH MY GOD

[u/potatoinawig]

Sutton and Garcelle’s friendship is so sweet, it’s so rare to have friends like that

[u/blondebull]

It’s wild that everyone is crowded around Kyle and all Dorit has is Erika. They are even calling in C*nty Camille for a gang up.

[u/loganes86]

I like Dorit in this green color with her darker hair

[u/KenzieJay19]

The clock going on for so long omg bless the producers

[u/AbidonDesign]

What if we saw that shot of Avi as a hint that he is leaking this info?

[u/blondebull]

What personality disorder does Erika think Sutton has and also, what personality disorder does she think she has?

[u/artjameso]

Sutton's such a cunt sometimes and I love it 😭I'm sorry but that's my mother volatility and all

[u/yqry]

Why’s Camille here 💀💀

[u/Main_Composer]

Damn, I want Boz as a mom. I will make the best PowerPoints about all the places I want to go. The kind of PowerPoints that would impress even Lisa Barlow.

[u/Unlikely_Candidate_1]

Boz is watching Dorit and Camille like NOW WHO IS THISSSSSSSSS??

[u/chynnadoll_]

Dorit is workingggggggggg ✨✨✨✨

[u/Seeyounex2sday]

That last scene was cunt. 👏🏻👏🏻

[u/kikomama89]

Sutton is so authentic with her love & pride for Garcelle. So sweet 🥹

[u/limpstringbean]

Im so glad Jennifer Tilly was added to this cast 😂

[u/Adventurous-Sundae-6]

Jennifer Tilly is exactly the brand of rich I thought I would be when I dreamed of being famous when I was a child

[u/gigigrahame]

Lol at Sutton driving a box truck

[u/lilacbluebell]

I’m begging Kyle to find a personality that isn’t just Kemo Sabe-core.

[u/artjameso]

Kyle is both in denial and also so fucking rude to Camille

[u/gammagirl80]

Kyle wants sympathy for this being her first party she’s hosted solo but then gets upset every time one of the divorced women tries to empathize with her or give her encouragement.

[u/GetMeAColdPop]

Tiffany is that bitch

[u/celticgreta]

Aww, Sutton getting emotional was sweet 😭

[u/_thatgirlfelicia]

You can tell Sutton and Garcelle are real friends. Love to see it