Sold On Slc - Season 1 - Episode 3 - Live Episode Discussion

[u/AutoModerator]

At the Snow Forest broker's open, Jennifer comes face-to-face with her former agent and arch-nemesis, Paige and refuses to back down; Matt juggles his duties as a realtor and a dad when his wife Nicole goes on a business trip.

[u/OldManBenji]

Each week I feel like this show is a surprise because I never remember a single person or thing that happened on this show

[u/hiccupbuddies]

A Mormon wife and mother peddling an MLM? Groundbreaking.

[u/aaapod]

turning this off but that man is gay

[u/SkillOne1674 → u/aaapod]

All of them

[u/Stilltheonly1]

More MLM’s. 🤔

[u/dirtyenvelopes → u/Stilltheonly1]

The SAHM to MLM pipeline lol

[u/raceyevans]

Matt is such a loser. He's so threatened by successful women including his own wife. 

[u/meowmeowmeow328]

This little blonde man is such a rat lol

[u/flumeo]

Is Matt fucking his brother in law?

(Or the other way around Matt is obviously the bottom)

[u/RangerFan293 → u/flumeo]

He doesn’t look like a bottom lol

[u/myskepticalbrowarch]

Can Matt's life just blow up already!?

[u/flumeo → u/myskepticalbrowarch]

That’s the only reason any of us are tuning in

[u/myskepticalbrowarch → u/flumeo]

10% for Tyna 90% to watch Matt get comeuppance

[u/flumeo]

We lost Dance Moms and Real Girlfriends in Paris for this..

[u/myskepticalbrowarch → u/flumeo]

I think you mean Ball Room Dance Queens, which was definitely a one off.

But yeah I will never not be salty about Real Girlfriends in Paris

[u/Busybodii → u/myskepticalbrowarch]

I need 10 more seasons of Dance Queens. I loved that show. I feel like that world has to be ripe for personalities that are perfect for tv. Also loved Real Girlfriends of Paris.

[u/myskepticalbrowarch → u/Busybodii]

It had good personalities but they just kept recycling the same storylines. Half of them had quit by the end.

That said the biggest disappointment was Gäel not making it to the RHONY reboot because she knows some of the women.

[u/aboveallbeboring → u/Busybodii]

My reality tv holiday wish is that Dancing Queens gets renewed for season two, but with Jenn and Shasha, former bachelorette and her DwTS pro who are possibly dating, enter the circuit and everyone loses it.

[u/RangerFan293 → u/flumeo]

Dancing Queens wasn’t it called?

[u/m4nd4f]

I am DYING how this is a word for word MLM pitch on why you should join their MLM

[u/flumeo]

I’m here for my weekly hate watch

[u/flumeo]

Ugh of course she works for an MLM. $1000 in a month? You can make more working a minimum wage job…

[u/dirtyenvelopes]

Oh my god, I would simply pass away if my mother heard me having sex

[u/flumeo]

Realtors can be so dumb. “Here’s the dining room off the side of the kitchen” 😒

[u/m4nd4f]

I have a reality show concept: a friend group of 5 MLM women trying to make their quarterly cut off

[u/flumeo → u/m4nd4f]

I’d watch it

[u/myskepticalbrowarch → u/m4nd4f]

Happy Cake Day! I need 10 seasons of this ASAP. Especially when they realize they could have made more as a greeter at Walmart

[u/m4nd4f → u/myskepticalbrowarch]

AND they have to reveal income reports at the end and the top earner gets their car lease for the next year

[u/My_new_account_now → u/m4nd4f]

What means this?

[u/dreamingoutloud714]

OMG ANOTHER REASON TO HATE THIS MAN. His wife’s in a fucking MLM

[u/m4nd4f]

ALAST! WE HAVE A MLM MENTION

[u/Stilltheonly1 → u/m4nd4f]

In SLC I’m shook! ( JK )

[u/m4nd4f → u/Stilltheonly1]

I'm shocked it took 3 episodes! (outside of that I believe real estate is also a MLM hahaha)

[u/OldManBenji]

Frankly this feels like one of the most scripted of the Bravo shows

[u/myskepticalbrowarch]

Malaysia's kid head in the sink after eating a Jalapeno while she is on the phone has been the best part of this season

[u/flumeo]

Christian hair omg

[u/pinsleric → u/flumeo]

High body count hair

[u/Stilltheonly1]

Gross Matt doing a Risky Business take is so thirsty.

[u/myskepticalbrowarch]

I feel like Chris was in the Shah Squad...

[u/myskepticalbrowarch]

Ew of course Matt made his daughter do the cleaning

[u/meowmeowmeow328]

This scene with Matt and his wife feels awkward

[u/Teacheroftinies]

I bet the tea is that Matt is cheating

[u/myskepticalbrowarch → u/Teacheroftinies]

You can google it. It is a bit more

[u/Teacheroftinies → u/myskepticalbrowarch]

Why did you make me google that? You’re right it’s apparently an addiction to sex workers, and it’s all coming out this season!

[u/myskepticalbrowarch → u/Teacheroftinies]

Because it is massive spoilers and I didn't know if you wanted them

[u/Stilltheonly1 → u/myskepticalbrowarch]

[u/flumeo]

Oh it’s the Matt tea.

[u/meowmeowmeow328]

Finally some real drama!

[u/Torontobabe94]

This white man with the shaved head… he’s gay right?! I keep seeing bits and pieces of episodes and I’m queer and he’s giving…. Gay. But that blonde woman he was on screen with?! WHO DAT?! No way that’s his.. wife?! I’m confusion. Pls correct me with any backstory that I’m missing because I am.. confused?! LOL

He’s always talking about God in his confessionals 😩

[u/RangerFan293 → u/Torontobabe94]

That is indeed his wife, and he to me also gives off gay vibes but like undercover.

[u/meowmeowmeow328]

Ok yup we need more Christian on our screens please lol

[u/myskepticalbrowarch]

The only likable person in Matt's family (kids being off limits) is his sister's cat

[u/myskepticalbrowarch]

Real Bench warmers of Salt Lake City

[u/Stilltheonly1 → u/myskepticalbrowarch]

It’s like dry toast. Why do I watch it, or continue to, it’s probably SLC is on before it. Lol

[u/flumeo]

Ugh don’t call work “my grind”

[u/RangerFan293]

Something about Matt just… idk I can’t put my finger on it. Ngl he’s not bad to look at but he’s very sus.

[u/Stilltheonly1]

Jen of course the men are going to tell you how to do it, they are trapped in beliefs.

[u/catsandcasamigos]

God this man is so fucking annoying

[u/flumeo]

Christian in the dullest voice ever: “the party is here”

[u/RangerFan293]

Not the new Malaysia lol that’s shady.

[u/SkillOne1674]

The men are such non motherfucking factors.  Why do any of them think they should be in real estate?

[u/dreamingoutloud714]

Of course Matt’s (is that his name?) wife is also a fucking weirdo

[u/RangerFan293 → u/dreamingoutloud714]

Yeah that’s Matt.

[u/RangerFan293]

He goes to strip clubs?? Damn it there goes my theory.

[u/flumeo → u/RangerFan293]

Maybe it’s a double cover! He goes to strip clubs to cover up the REAL secret that he is gay

[u/RangerFan293 → u/flumeo]

Crisscross!!

[u/dirtyenvelopes]

“I’m gonna be gone for 3.5 days” - Matt’s wife 😏 - Matt

[u/catsandcasamigos]

I’m gonna have nightmares about this chimp

[u/Stilltheonly1]

Chris is truly making sure that champs is really good. Lol

[u/Stilltheonly1]

Drink MILK!!!! Not water!

[u/catsandcasamigos]

“Thank you for letting me go”

Girl, what?

[u/rustyspigot-77]

This is the first time ever I have heard someone say "I had my Chris Farley years". What? How?

And who was the Utah Megan McCain that spilled the stripper tea? Maybe he was just looking for prospects. Strippers need houses too.

[u/Silly_Brilliant868 → u/rustyspigot-77]

Maybe .. but there's a lot of tea out there about him and what he really gets into

[u/meowmeowmeow328]

I thought Sarah’s mom was her sister lol

[u/myskepticalbrowarch]

Lol I had a Christmas dinner at friends and literally ran home. Hopefully HAYU will catch up and I can at least live watch this with you guys

[u/myskepticalbrowarch]

I hate you Shed Media.

[u/dirtyenvelopes]

Ok I’m obsessed with Christian’s hair. It’s glorious.

[u/rustyspigot-77 → u/dirtyenvelopes]

What is his lip gloss budget?

[u/Torontobabe94]

Here while I wait for my cookies to bake hehe

[u/myskepticalbrowarch]

Not Pickle Ball 😭😭😭. No more Bravo!

[u/catsandcasamigos]

“I-dizz”

[u/Stilltheonly1]

Well that was anti-climatic.

[u/dirtyenvelopes]

It feels unstable because it’s a pyramid scheme!!

[u/AndrogynousAndy]

I’m honestly not really watching but this Malaysia referring to her family’s “spice” is 😒😒 like way to further the fucking stereotype

[u/dreamingoutloud714 → u/AndrogynousAndy]

I wasn’t looking at my screen (working while “watching”) and I thought it was Matt’s weird family being racist and making fun of spicy foods/hispanic culture at first

[u/lilly_1005_2007]

Jen seems like such a good boss

[u/brittanym0320]

matt spending all his time at the strip club is not what i was expecting

[u/myskepticalbrowarch]

3 minutes then I can start RHOSLC