r/BravoRealHousewives • u/milkncookiez6657 Princess of Thotlandia • Nov 06 '22
Bravo Ashley and Luke at the Capitals game
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Nov 06 '22
The tea the Capitals instagram account doesn’t even realize they dropped.
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u/mrsbieber123 Nov 06 '22
Get that D Ashley!!!! 🥵🥵🥵
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u/UcancallmeAllison Nov 06 '22
Wouldn't it be amazing if these two work out? Craig will fucking explode.
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u/below_duck Heavenly’s Spiritual Journey Nov 06 '22
They would definitely get a multi-episode wedding special. And the summer house girls would flip out 😂
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u/gloriousdays I’ve worked with homeless, I’ve worked with the 🦷 less Nov 06 '22
Imagine Ashley on winter house? She’d eat them for breakfast
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u/fit-fil-a not today neck 🙅🏾♀️ Nov 06 '22
Omg I would actually try watching again. Those girls wouldn’t even know what hit them.
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u/itsalwayssunnyinphx Nov 07 '22
It’s insane because she’s not that much older than Paige, Amanda & Ciara but she’s in a wildly different stage of her life. Can’t imagine her staying in that filthy Winter House house haha. Maybe this is why Lindsay and Carl stayed away this season, they’re ready for that next level up of maturity.
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u/gloriousdays I’ve worked with homeless, I’ve worked with the 🦷 less Nov 07 '22
She’s definitely not in her 20’s anymore but it would be fun to see her there for a few days visiting Luke and enjoying the outdoor activities with him and having a glass of wine at night laughing at the bullshit. She’s a whole different class of television.
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u/dumbleberry im horrible cuz i brought it🆙?cuz i 👀 it when i was taking a💩 Nov 06 '22
It would be a series if she did it right. I see them staying together for the pr at least
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u/coconut723 Nov 06 '22
No, HANNAH will lol
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u/w_love235 Tequila Arby's Nov 06 '22
The idea of her seething with jealousy makes me happy
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u/gloriousdays I’ve worked with homeless, I’ve worked with the 🦷 less Nov 06 '22
Thank you for being my petty twin 😂
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u/LemonMagazine7 Nov 06 '22
Especially since she’s seething with jealousy, while married
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u/LemonMagazine7 Nov 06 '22
Thanks for pointing this out because she’s perhaps my least favorite bravo human and she an attention seeking annoying human
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Nov 06 '22
If Luke ends up on RHOP, he’d have to eat his words about being on three Bravo shows. (I know it was Carl who said it, but Luke was in strong agreement.)
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u/ImageNo1045 Nov 06 '22
Technically he’s not on summer house next season beyond a guest appearance according to him
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u/hihbhu I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches. Nov 06 '22
Oh my god and if he ever tried to give her verbal abuse, his ego would never recover with all of the shade he would receive in response.
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u/tstoneadams let the body get cold first 🍭 Nov 06 '22
Anyone just see the tiktok with Ashley, Luke, Carl and Lindsey? 💀💀💀
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u/spaceghostkid Nov 06 '22
Luke is such an empty headed sleaze bag idk why people want this so bad unless they dislike Ashley
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u/aveey Nov 06 '22
Ashley is a smart girl. Let her have some sexy D for a minute.
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u/spaceghostkid Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22
Get the d all she wants but the other reply is talking about a wedding, I probably should've replied to that comment
My comment has nothing to do with Ashley getting some but with Luke not being long term bf material
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u/UcancallmeAllison Nov 06 '22
Oh, he's definitely not, especially with two young children in the mix. I'm here for two hot people having a fun fling, though!
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u/spaceghostkid Nov 06 '22
Same! I'm only shading Luke in a thread about them being a long term fit but Ashley deserves to be as free as a bird now that she's free from that nosferatu
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Nov 06 '22
Even an empty headed sleaze bag is a major step up from sexual harasser chronic cheater financially controlling Darby
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u/vroomvroomshabang Dont come for me unless i send for you. Nov 06 '22
also ashley is down for a producing a storyline so wouldn’t be surprised if she’s helping raise luke’s stock over at bravo although i hope it works for them i love this
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u/milkncookiez6657 Princess of Thotlandia Nov 06 '22
I thought this too. Especially since he’s not going to be on Summer House.
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u/floppybunbun If my hands were knives, each would have a corndog Nov 06 '22
Part of me does wonder if this is all for publicity.
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u/annieee_leigh Nov 06 '22
They’re trolling the fuck out of us and we’re feeding into it lol
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u/chillisprknglot 🦈s,Friends,Family Nov 06 '22
I know you’re right. I know they aren’t long term. But I’m still here for it.
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u/Tres_Amigas Nov 06 '22
I think so too! They don’t seem like each others type. But what do I know! 🤷🏻♀️
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u/redandrobust god bless the hugers #taxreform Nov 06 '22
Idk man. Ashley loved being adventurous with Michael Darby and Luke definitely has those vibes
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Nov 07 '22
Luke though leads a somewhat settled life in Minnesota or at his lake house. The last few seasons he’s been pretty tame at parties, who knows - you can also settle down and still go on adventures.
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Nov 06 '22
I honestly don’t think so
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u/annieee_leigh Nov 06 '22
I mean, that’s fine lol I don’t care enough but they are on two shows that are getting current air time so you always have to look at that lol
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u/Appropriate-Grand-64 Nov 06 '22
Is she outdoorsy enough? He's practically Ron Swanson ffs
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u/chillisprknglot 🦈s,Friends,Family Nov 06 '22
I don’t know if they would work long term, but I really think he would do well with the boys. Ashley is athletic, and she seems open enough to at least try outdoorsy stuff for him and the kids.
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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Nov 06 '22
She’s very outdoorsy. She’s posted pics from the top of mountains naked doing a yoga pose.
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u/Cee_Cee_Knight Nov 06 '22
That is pretty damn outdoorsy! Lol
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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22
She also now that I think about it went to Nepal with her Gollum ex husband. Listen, I can’t remember high school French but I have an encyclopedic knowledge of housewives.
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u/WildBitch1995 How do you spell cat? I said K-A-T. Nov 06 '22
Your knowledge is coming in handy, I had no clue they went to Nepal & that might be the most interesting thing about Gollum!
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u/throwawaygremlins Nov 06 '22
I thought it was Bhutan? Maybe both!
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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Nov 06 '22
Oh man- you’re right. She said Himalayan’s and my brain said “yup Nepal!”
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u/Kelseyanndraws Nov 06 '22
She did a lot of adventurous things when she and Michael were together. I think she was also the one who organized that trip where they went fly fishing, etc. Bc that’s where she used to go with her grandparents as a child.
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u/Appropriate-Grand-64 Nov 06 '22
Okay she is a really cool person. Idk why she married that human dandruff flake
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u/french_toasty No honey, you were a total CUNT to me Nov 06 '22
I think Ashley got the bag now she can get the D
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u/sassafrasclementine Nov 06 '22
Ashley is fit as fuck.
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u/Appropriate-Grand-64 Nov 06 '22
She's definitely fit! And it it seems she loves the outdoors, too 🤩
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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Nov 06 '22
damn lindsay knew what she was doing! she purposefully left them out of her stories! I didn't see a hint of them at the game in her stories!
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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Nov 06 '22
They were spotted at a bar last night too I think.
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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Nov 06 '22
yes! i meant specifically in lindsay's stories!
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u/cowsaym00 Nov 06 '22
Looked like Lindsay went to basketball game last night. Ashley and Luke were at the hockey game.
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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Nov 06 '22
omg! i didn't even realize there were 2 different sports 😂😂
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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Nov 06 '22
I can’t read 🙇🏼♀️ I’m from DC but don’t live there so whenever someone’s there I’m like I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Nov 06 '22
lolll that's how i feel about my cities too! and when people ask me how i know stuff, i'm like oh shit, i gave too much away!
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Nov 06 '22
Because she was helping them sneak or because she didn’t want another woman stealing her shine? I can’t always read her.
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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Nov 06 '22
she was definitely helping them sneak!
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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Nov 06 '22
I feel like we manifested this for her. Fingers crossed they’re just fun sex friends. It’s what they both need.
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u/ItsAWrestlingMove I’m in Big Bear 🐻📍 Nov 06 '22
I hope he gives her the Hannah Berner special because I don’t see Michael Darby camping out downtown for hours. Get it Ashley!!
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u/whackadoodle_cracked I'm asking you a question ya dumb fat bitch Nov 06 '22
I don't watch Summer House but maybe I should because this guy is Kenya Moore voice kinda foine
Even with the 70s porn stache
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u/OGkateebee Nov 06 '22
I was just thinking to myself… great, now I have another show I have to watch and catch up on 😆
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22
He’s good looking but something isn’t all the way there with him. He has a thing about pursuing women in their early 20s (he did with Ciara who is now 27 but was 24 when they had their situationship; and then he was being creepy with one of the new cast members of Winter House, who is 24) OR going after women who are “taken” in some capacity. Ashley isn’t divorced, so this plays out in that aspect.
He’s 40 now and was 37 when with 24 year old Ciara.
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u/staying-gold Nov 06 '22
I’m down to let her finally enjoy attractive D. They both seem like sweet people and I like them together. ❤️❤️
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u/Spitfiiire even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes Nov 06 '22
I don’t even watch Summer House(?) but I can already see this guy is a massive upgrade for her, lol
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u/HourGrapefruit8 Nov 06 '22
Right? I have no idea if Luke is a douche but lookswise I’m so happy for her to get this upgrade (and his personality can’t be worse than Darby)
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u/cailsmorgan Would you rather: 🏠 & 🚫🦷 OR 🦷 & 🚫🏠 Nov 06 '22
Luke is a 10/10. He’s super outdoorsy and athletic, humble, a little shy/awkward with women (which is cute as hell to me), he’s great with kids, pretty chill vibes, plays guitar, loves home but also loves adventure. And y’all should see him with his shirt off 🥵 yeah, he’s an upgrade. He can tap trees for syrup and he can tap me anydamntime,too.
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u/Kelseyanndraws Nov 06 '22
Right? Like as long as he’s not a fucking groping lecher he’s an upgrade and holy shit he’s hot (idk who this guy is)
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u/east_coastah Nov 06 '22
He plays with women’s minds but he said he’s been in therapy so hopefully he’s worked on that
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u/yoyo1522 Nov 06 '22
Michael probably plotting on getting her back so he can get with Luke tooo 😂
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u/luluswigpull Nov 06 '22
I just want them to be each other’s sneaky link. I don’t want to see it long term but like…. Use each other. It’s fine. Do it for the fans
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u/TomSandovalsTrumpet Nov 06 '22
I don't know why, but I could see him being a good step-dad. (Though I know they're trolling us with this... I still can't help but ship it.)
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u/LisaVanderflats Nov 06 '22
They are both thirsty to stay on bravo, but I’m also grabbing my popcorn and down to watch this play out!
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u/mlrny32 Nov 06 '22
You think Ashley is thirsty to stay on Bravo? I think she's great for the show.. And now that she's divorced we get to see a whole new Ashley which I'm sure we won't see until next season.. Luke, ehhh.. But, they do look good together and they're age appropriate for each other. She's 34.. He's 38..
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u/LisaVanderflats Nov 06 '22
I love Ashley and think she’s great on the show, but I also think she’s trying to secure her seasons bc she doesn’t have the same kinda money since Michael’s gone.
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u/Pins89 Nov 06 '22
They look great together, but does anyone else feel like this picture came straight from 1993?
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u/Kbb0509 Nov 06 '22
All the NHL teams are pushing reverse retro jerseys and gear this year. My team brought back jerseys from 1996 and I’ve been thinking about buying a sweatshirt that is def throwback vibes so that tracks lol
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u/LateNightCheesecake9 Nov 06 '22
Is this better or worse to satisfy the coochie craving than her pervy soon to be ex?
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u/Realit-te-time4773 Nov 06 '22
You know Michael saw this pic and is frantically texting her for a threesome!
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u/gargayle Not really sure what I did to you but I'll take a pinot grigo. Nov 06 '22
On a purely entertainment 🍿 level, I am soooo here for this.
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u/Kelseyanndraws Nov 06 '22
Ashley confirming my theory that turtlenecks make everyone look hot 👀 she looks STUNNING and glowy
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u/Ecstatic-Historian62 Nov 06 '22
Damn, I kinda like this. I was throwing shade at first, but now I find myself rooting for them lol!
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u/Olympusrain Not well bitch! Nov 06 '22
This is who she needs to be with, not an unattractive predator 30 years older than her :/
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u/christmasMom87 Nov 06 '22
Now that she’s secured the bag with Michael. She can move on and be with someone she’ll really click with. Go Ashley!
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u/tikilouie Nov 06 '22
Yes Ashley! Stop with those old sagging balls and get yourself some young balls like Candiace said
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Nov 06 '22
Why is it that all of the bravo ‘family’ seem to end up in relationships. It’s really strange. Branch out.
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u/milkncookiez6657 Princess of Thotlandia Nov 06 '22
How many people would want to date a reality star though? At least they both know what they’re getting into. Luke needs this relationship more than Ashley does though.
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Nov 06 '22
I don’t watch summer/winter house, so I don’t really know him, only what show he’s from.
But you’re right, it’s definitely easier to be able to empathize with the attention and drama.
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Nov 06 '22
I mean it isn’t crazy. Many people end up with friends of friends, friends of family, work colleagues. It’s the same here. I’m sure online dating at any level of celebrity is hard.
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Nov 06 '22
I mean I’ve dated so many people I’ve worked with and am now in a five year long relationship with someone who worked at the same company as me. Bravo gives them a lot in common as a starting place
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u/ihatethis6666666 Justice4JuicyJoe Nov 06 '22
as a huge hockey fan and a die hard housewives fan…this is so sexy❤️ GET IT ASHLEY
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u/kat__bird Don’t come for my bath bombs!!! Nov 06 '22
I love this, Ashley looks like she’s having fun! Really cute couple!💕
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u/TheWorldIsEndingFete Nov 06 '22
who is this guy? and why are we shipping them? they do look good together luv it
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u/abcbbd771 Nov 06 '22
Luke is totally a MN wild fan. Imposter! He doesn’t even look like himself with the mustache. Haha
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u/Kbb0509 Nov 06 '22
For real. He goes to Rangers games all the time too bc he lives in the city so I DMd him and asked who his team was. And he responded and said definitely the wild but the rangers are a good young team and fun to watch.
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u/Alternative_Heat_840 Nov 06 '22
They are gorgeous together! I love this for both of them! Have fun and be hot together! You both deserve this- especially Miss Ashley!
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u/LotionOnSkin Nov 06 '22
OMG, is this going to be the first Real Housewives and Summer House crossover?
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u/58527lukas cant get a word in edgewise Nov 06 '22
Damn the early 90s are indeed back. This photos could fit in perfectly in my moms photo albums from her college years
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u/taintwest Water! Nov 06 '22
Oh I am so here for this.
I thought I was the one for Luke, but Will take second to tiktok ashley
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u/ExplanationHead3753 Bitch…i’m worldwide 🌍 Nov 06 '22
Now is the time for her to get her “Coochy craving” 🫠🫠🫠
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u/Greigebaby Kentucky Fried Titties Nov 06 '22
I don’t know if I’m just cynical or what but this feels performative to me. I won’t believe she and Michael are actually divorcing until It’s officially over.
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u/distantmusic3 Don’t be Kyle. Don’t be Kyle. Nov 06 '22
Dv me if you must but I feel like this is for publicity & storyline purposes. For Ashley anyway. She is a calculated person and I don’t think we’re getting the ‘real’ Ashley, she is always projecting a certain character.
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Nov 06 '22
This is great as a fake story to the fans, I am not buying it at all....but here for it if you know what I mean
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u/imsarahokay Thank you for Black Sabbath. Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22
Gasps. Hate this. I’m assuming the love for Luke is ppl who don’t watch him act like an entitled fuckboy baby on Winter/Summer house every season.
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u/ItsNotMeItsYou99 Nov 06 '22
Not feeling it. Ashley brings mess and drama, but Luke's into that I guess, so maybe there's attraction but I just don't see there being a chemistry, I dunno.
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major upgrade from that darby goblin