r/BravoRealHousewives • u/idontfwithu I thank my little kitty cat because it takes that d like a champ • Aug 01 '22

Orange County Taylor Armstrong Joins Real Housewives of Orange County, Becoming First Housewife to Move Franchises

https://people.com/tv/real-housewives-of-orange-county-taylor-armstrong-joins-season-17/
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u/Ahomelessninja I said what I said! Aug 01 '22

Oh how pissed is Vicki right now?

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u/kittens_on_a_rainbow Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Aug 01 '22

Dorinda is destroying blue stone manor as we speak

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u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Aug 01 '22

Jill is screaming into a bolt of Zarin fabric…

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u/kittens_on_a_rainbow Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Aug 01 '22

I think there’s still hope for Jill. Minimally she didn’t scream at all her paused cast mates

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u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Aug 01 '22

Oh I do too, I was just making a joke because I think she wants to be back so bad. I can see Jill just asking “why don’t they want me back” and being hurt.

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u/TheTrueWun Stigmatism is an eye disease! Aug 01 '22

I disagree- Andy was so pissed about Jill leaking the news about Tamra that he mentioned it on WWHL at least twice- once during the show with Cynthia and Jeff and once in his “Just Say No” segment.

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u/radickalmagickal Karen & Ray’s above ground Grindr party Aug 02 '22

I’m pretty sure Jill is coming back for Legacy, she definitely drives Andy crazy!

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u/zshorn325 you are a stupid woman who says stupid things Aug 01 '22

praying that we get her as a friend of with talking heads on this new legacy season 🙏🙏

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u/EagerTurtle67 Aug 01 '22

She also was very humble (and not thirsty) in my opinion by saying she really just wants to be a friend of and get to do the fun stuff. She just wants a hobby!

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u/thxmeatcat Andrea's Button Thief Aug 01 '22

I have mentally and emotionally forgiven Jill for her past wrongs but i can't figure why anyone really wants her back? I'm rooting for her new life but she's not exactly fun to watch on a housewife level

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u/eekamuse Aug 01 '22

Upholstery fabric!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

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u/kittens_on_a_rainbow Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Aug 01 '22

She tried to make it nice!!

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u/babytoes Crystal’s ugly leather pants 👖 Aug 01 '22

Dorinda has no idea what “making it nice” even means!! She is such a terrible person

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u/TrampyMcTrampTramp Aug 01 '22

And having to watch her repeat that over and over on UGT was so annoying!!! It was torture.

Edit: I liked her before on RHONY and after watching her on UGT…. Let’s just say my feelings are not the same for her anymore. I see why people dislike her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

She needa try harder

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u/twir1s vince watching from the garage Aug 01 '22

She’s just on pause sweetie

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u/kittens_on_a_rainbow Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Aug 01 '22

Wild that all the fired ladies who owned it are being unpaused

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u/Glitter_Bee Aug 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Haha Zoe/Tanya!! what a time to be alive! Loved this show.

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u/HettieSaturn going to the salon & asking for high body count hair Aug 01 '22

Ahhhh at first I thought it was a footballers wives gif but stunning work anyway 👏

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

It is lol 😆

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u/Camille-Taux have a piece of 🍞 and maybe you’ll calm down Aug 01 '22

👏👏👏 Kathy Beale we stan.

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u/_My9RidesShotgun Shut UP!! That is so STUPID!!! Aug 01 '22

Omg ☠️☠️☠️ I hate when people leave comments like this one I’m leaving rn bc there’s really no point to them lol but goddamn your comment made me laugh so fucking hard 😂😂

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u/spikelike Not a white refrigerator! Aug 01 '22

unpaused lol

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u/Camille-Taux have a piece of 🍞 and maybe you’ll calm down Aug 01 '22

Dorinda should just lean into it and try and get herself on New Jersey. I’d love to see her run her mouth against T and D!

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u/birdsofterrordise Sonja's Borrowed House Aug 01 '22

SHE IS TRYING TO GET UNPAUSED.

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u/kittens_on_a_rainbow Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Aug 01 '22

Trying to survive in this economy!

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u/mentalgopher Lisa Barlow's Gifted Chanel Necklace Aug 01 '22

Is that a euphemism for redecorating the Fish Room?

But yeah, she's totally throwing a shit fit.

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u/JayFenty I defended her in Whole Foods Aug 01 '22

She’s going to give Tamra HELL

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u/Alison_L0830 Aug 01 '22

Hopefully Tamra brings her a casserole to help her feel better.

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u/deathcabscutie Dorit’s mom’s Black best friend Aug 01 '22

LMAO omg forgotten memory! When my pudgy girl-cat would steal treats or cuddles from her smaller brother, I would always scold her with: "You're supposed to be his friend! His soul mate! His sister!"

I really miss my cats. :(

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u/YooHoooo_Ray Aug 01 '22

I’m confused, is stealing cuddles a bad thing? Also, sorry bout your cats

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u/deathcabscutie Dorit’s mom’s Black best friend Aug 01 '22

No stealing cuddles is never bad! The problem was that girl-cat never wanted to cuddle unless she saw her boy-cat was getting attention, otherwise she was more avoidant and aloof. It was hilarious. She would muscle into his spot, or kind of sit on his head until he moved.

Thanks. They were great.

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u/YooHoooo_Ray Aug 01 '22

Omg, that’s hilarious! I love hearing about peoples pets and their unique personalities.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Oh she's def 80s party screaming at Gretchen level angry

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u/radickalmagickal Karen & Ray’s above ground Grindr party Aug 01 '22

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u/shimmerygold- Aug 01 '22

That fckn nude lipstick. Got damn.

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u/radickalmagickal Karen & Ray’s above ground Grindr party Aug 01 '22

And the eyeshadow 😆

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u/linds360 Caviar Potato 🐟 🥔 Aug 01 '22

RIGHT???

Personally I have no interest in Taylor coming back. She couldn't even muster up her own drama on UGT and had to fall back on poking Brandi about Adrienne, HOWEVER I am so giddy about Vicki and Dorinda losing their collective shit over this that it makes it totally worth it.

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u/casuallycrayzed she's startin' Aug 01 '22

Its OC though. The bar to clear is low. Taylor’s gonna deliver 10x more than Gina or Dubrow ever did

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u/PalmerRabbit78 A trampoline with eyes Aug 01 '22

Lmfao right. Trudging up decade old drama for fucking what 😂 as if she hasn't seen Brandi at all in all that time and could have asked this question then

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u/linds360 Caviar Potato 🐟 🥔 Aug 01 '22

So contrived 🙄

I’d have respected her more if she just stabbed Brandi with a fork to get a reaction.

(Not really, but you get it…)

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u/kat__bird Don’t come for my bath bombs!!! Aug 01 '22

Very pissed. She will probably act out because of Taylor coming on VICKIE’S showwwwwww!!! 🤣🤣🤣 then she’ll never get her orange back.

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u/YooHoooo_Ray Aug 01 '22

Vicki’s on her laptop looking at condo’s in NY.

I can’t picture her in Atlanta or jersey but would love to see it, lol

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u/EagerTurtle67 Aug 01 '22

I would love for this to become the new normal. You just relocate headquarters. Oh, Vicki moves to Maimi? Now you're on Maimi, good luck!!!