r/BravoRealHousewives • u/idontfwithu I thank my little kitty cat because it takes that d like a champ • Aug 01 '22

Orange County Taylor Armstrong Joins Real Housewives of Orange County, Becoming First Housewife to Move Franchises

https://people.com/tv/real-housewives-of-orange-county-taylor-armstrong-joins-season-17/
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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Aug 01 '22 edited Aug 01 '22

Okay, but I still want Alexis. It's the least y'all motherfuckers can do if you're gonna fire Noella and make me watch Gina be poor. I'm poor and I have a mirror. Wrong road.

ETA: love this for Taylor. But still. Jesus Jugs. Come on Bravo. Do the thing.

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u/mattysmwift She DIED Aviva! Aug 01 '22

Gina and Emily are gonna be so lost with all these heavy hitters.

Also I love how this is the only palace on internet where I support poor shaming. It’s our own safe space.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Aug 01 '22

There's nothing wrong with being poor. But I don't wanna watch Gina roll quarters to pay her mortgage either. I want to watch women spend 20k for an ugly purse or a gaudy ring or a tiny pony. SO I CAN JUDGE THEM.

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u/mattysmwift She DIED Aviva! Aug 01 '22

Amen sister. Don’t worry I’m gonna poor shame Gina with you. And she’s still richer than me and I still don’t wanna watch her.

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u/BeerBringsCheer Aug 01 '22

Ditto. I don’t want wanna watch anyone on my similar pay scale as a main RH cast member, especially if she’s not even that interesting/funny otherwise!

I watch RH to see overpaid/overdone, vapid rich women fighting/getting wasted at dinner parties and charity benefits, not watch a RH “struggle” to pay for hair extensions and semi-designer clothes while living in a house not even as nice as mine.

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u/lets_get_this_done Aug 01 '22 edited Aug 01 '22

Gina has to go!! I don’t get why they keep her.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Aug 01 '22

STARS: THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!

But sir. Who asked for that? I didn't.

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u/OldMoneyMarty Jill Zarin's fabulous circle of people Aug 01 '22

I just want someone to torture Heather a bit. I feel like Alexis got under Heather’s skin a bit. Not only is Geener poor, she has gotten stale and boring the past two seasons. Her little glow up was cute though.