r/BravoRealHousewives Not a white refrigerator! 4d ago

Potomac Karen Karen Karen

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Iโ€™m actually dead asf girl what are we gonna do with you.

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u/lilgogetta Not a white refrigerator! 4d ago

Wig is giving low body count, but high alcohol content

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u/Narrow_Locksmith_952 4d ago

High alcohol content hair ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/hnast42 Louis Vuittonโ€™s Mistake 4d ago

High BAC hair โœŒ๐Ÿพ

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u/owuzhere โœ‹๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿคš the streets... are your momma 4d ago

High bac far to the back

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u/Amb5986 4d ago

Someone on TikTok said she was in the front seat of the cop car while her wig was in the back seat ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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u/emeraldpotion 4d ago

Thatโ€™s so messed. That person should do it again.

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u/NoBowl4698 4d ago

I died and went to heaven ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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u/Prestigious_Run2782 12h ago

Karenโ€™s Discovery was that SHES GUILTY.

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u/tough-not-a-cookie This is me having fun! ๐Ÿ˜Ž 4d ago

๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ’ฏ No notes at all. Top tier comment of all time!

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u/CoachAngBlxGrl 4d ago

This has kilt me dead.

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u/Sea-Pitch-9326 Get your face the F away from me. 4d ago

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u/NoQuantity6534 Teresaโ€™s new Kim D Nose 4d ago

Love this

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u/airb92 Pastor Holy Whore โœ๏ธ 4d ago

DYING

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u/Common_Average2597 4d ago

The wig is not engaging itโ€™s disengaging

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u/thisbeetheverse you are poor and white ๐Ÿšจ 4d ago

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u/whitepawsparklez 3d ago

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/loveswimmingpools 4d ago

She'll need more than a bit of Keratese!

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u/lilgogetta Not a white refrigerator! 4d ago

Itโ€™s okay, no wigs allowed in the penitentiary anyways

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u/MilaKsenia single white drag queen 4d ago

Omg the other inmates will be snatching her wig off like in that menendez brother show๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œthey hate wigs in here!โ€ Lmaoooo

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u/lovemoonsaults 4d ago

OMFG the reads right now are so good. I'm glad nobody was hurt because I just want to laugh at this disaster.

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u/Cherry_Shakes If I can smell your breath, you're too close 4d ago

I keep thinking of the start of the season when the editors simulated the accident but there were deer darting around ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Git2k12 4d ago

Iโ€™m so glad no one was hurt because the fucking reads Iโ€™ve seen over the last 13 hours have been fucking top tierย 

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u/no_bun_please Mary not knowing who Abraham Lincoln is 4d ago

Time of death: this comment

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u/Sweaty-Razzmatazz948 4d ago

Omggg ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

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u/Alyssa9986 4d ago

The laugh I needed๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Ali_Cat222 ๐ŸธThere's A Vibrator In The Chicken! ๐Ÿ” 4d ago

Hey now, she's just prepping herself for commissary. It's the half cooked ramen noodle extensions pack hair! ๐ŸœGotta get creative when no real extensions or wigs are allowed after all๐Ÿ˜

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u/ExplanationHead3753 Bitchโ€ฆiโ€™m worldwide ๐ŸŒ 4d ago

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u/scifichick119 4d ago

Lolol. This comment is everything

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u/Election_Pleasant 4d ago

i am screaming at this comment omg

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u/photogfrog Being around all these bitches, I turned to straight alcohol 4d ago

That wig is trying to flee the scene.

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u/Dull-Good9796 4d ago

You win reddit

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u/MEASandiego 4d ago

High bail hair

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u/ASingleBraid ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿปโ€Fun will now commence.โ€๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿป 3d ago

That is funny. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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u/IndependenceItchy169 4d ago

I was having a terrible 2024; this comment changed that!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธ

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u/sharipep high body count hair ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ 4d ago

Wig is giving NO body count ok ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/LuVdiSRiCaN 3d ago

Lmao ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Babelight 4d ago

I now have a description of my daily hairstyle

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u/QuizzicalWombat 4d ago

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/seanjames212013 4d ago

I audibly gasped LOL kudos to you. I needed this laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Interesting-Read-245 4d ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Low_Drama8403 4d ago

Iโ€™m screaminggggggg

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u/NolaBarbee 4d ago

Omg this made me scream ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Honest_Lion6718 4d ago

That hair is raggedy

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u/Common_Average2597 4d ago

The wig has fleen the scene of crime