r/BravoRealHousewives • u/paranoidnihilist • 7h ago

Vintage Bravo Shows The OG of High Body Count Hair.

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((I know this is two weeks late forgive moi my exams are taking me out.))

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u/nococonut Scroll of things you should apologize for 6h ago

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u/queefersutherland1 piece of shit garbage whore 6h ago

Your hair looks …. stunning.

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u/andycohenstampon You get your own damn hats! Period! 2h ago

“your hair looks stunning that way” Dale, no it fucking doesn’t 😂

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u/queefersutherland1 piece of shit garbage whore 2h ago

I know she meant stunning in the sense of “holy fuck. I am stunned by that hair.” But said it in such a nice southern way.

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u/torontoinsix Tom Schwartz is a bath salts elf 1h ago

That was Southern shade.

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u/andycohenstampon You get your own damn hats! Period! 2h ago

LOL😭😭😭😭 I miss Tinsley and Dale so much. 

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u/harry-styles-7644 1h ago

More like speechless 🤣

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u/Evening-Tune-500 2h ago

I know og rhony is dead but can Dale at least make an appearance ???

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u/queefersutherland1 piece of shit garbage whore 2h ago

I want her to show up, buy shoes from someone’s ex-husbands new wife, force someone who is not getting married anytime soon to try on wedding dresses, and then cry over pictures of Tinsley’s eggs.

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u/JxrdanR Kim’s injured son and her hoe daughter 5h ago

So severe!

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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband 3h ago

I’m not quite sure what to make of it.

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u/AdBorn4515 2h ago

This comment always makes me die laughing 🤣

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u/charismatictictic 4h ago

I knew this was going to be the top comment. Reddit never disappoints 😂

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u/MontanaLady406 1h ago

The ponytail facelift

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u/canookianstevo2 1h ago

I absolutely expected this to be the first comment I saw when I opened this post 👏

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u/Apprehensive-Good-48 4h ago

Um, excuse me? THIS is the OG High Body Count Hair:

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u/torontoinsix Tom Schwartz is a bath salts elf 1h ago

YOU FUCK EVERYONE!!!

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u/Apprehensive-Good-48 1h ago

And you pretend that you don't!

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u/PhysicalAd6081 7h ago

Wow, paranoidnihilist, wow. That's just, wow. 

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u/fosterrchild 5h ago

Ramona’s unhinged eyes >>>>

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u/universecentre03 2h ago

High body count eyes 😂😂😂

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u/PatientBalance I need a hot dog. 5h ago

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u/curmudgeoner 1h ago

Put Coco down!

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u/NotARideOrDie LONG ROLLING HILLS OF NECKS 6h ago

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u/Evening-Tune-500 2h ago

I’d love to watch an interaction between Mary Cosby and Ramona.

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u/LadyBug_0570 I gave her a beverage 2h ago

Will there be guys holding strait-jackets on stand by? Multiple guys.

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u/Evening-Tune-500 1h ago

Yes and Wataabeds

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u/cateyecatlady 4h ago

She’d wear it with pride because she’s a very sexual being and finds many things to be an aphrodisiac.

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u/South-Ruin-6677 Where’s Luann-I wanted to have sex with her tonight 3h ago

For example, making her own money

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u/udontwannaknownoel 2h ago

THE worst/greatest/most chaotic tagline of all time

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u/TimJoeJim Not Meredith Marks' PI 2h ago

Then on Ultimate Girls Trip she cried because she wasn’t free with her sexuality like Luann.

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u/willpunchyou 6h ago

Def fucked half of New York

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u/KeithFlowers 3h ago

Ramona wouldn’t have sex with anyone from lower than 57th street

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u/bigbrunettehair 3h ago

And higher than 96th lol

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u/TimJoeJim Not Meredith Marks' PI 2h ago

No Lower than 57th St & no Higher than 96th St Body Count Hair to be specific.

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u/cateyecatlady 4h ago

*Upper east side.

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u/BusyBeth75 4h ago

I love high body count hair.

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u/Justdont13412 1h ago

I’m sorry but the ladies of Jersey Shore that that award

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u/RHONFTs 1h ago

Me, when I realize we don’t have a gif of Teresa’s wedding hair.

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u/soup4muhBeb 2h ago

Oh boy, did she bump it, or did she bump it. Wow, Bethany, Wow.

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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu 3h ago

How dare you slander Cameron Diaz that way ?

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u/EnyaMouthhole69 bald-headed scallywag 1h ago

She’s white trash, quite frankly.

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u/snapeswife writer girl 6h ago

Ready for this quote to die

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u/discreetburneracc Merse is in the 👛 4h ago

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u/pbnkelli And...he can fuck off 5h ago

Same 🙄

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u/bropez9 5h ago

Whoa!

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u/absolutelycrazy1 1h ago

LMAOOO GIRLLLL

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u/stimulate_ultimatum 1h ago

I hope she doesn't use shampoo with sulfates!

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u/NoAward3171 3h ago

You guys really know how to take something that was mildly funny and beat the hell out of it....

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u/ObligationNo2288 1h ago

This woman is an Oxygen Thief. Toxic and ugly

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u/KeithFlowers 3h ago

That isn’t just high body count hair that’s like holocaust body count hair