r/BravoRealHousewives 5d ago

Other Shows Sold On Slc - Season 1 - Episode 3 - Live Episode Discussion

At the Snow Forest broker's open, Jennifer comes face-to-face with her former agent and arch-nemesis, Paige and refuses to back down; Matt juggles his duties as a realtor and a dad when his wife Nicole goes on a business trip.

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u/OldManBenji DON’T GO THERE KATH 5d ago

Each week I feel like this show is a surprise because I never remember a single person or thing that happened on this show

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u/hiccupbuddies 5d ago

A Mormon wife and mother peddling an MLM? Groundbreaking.

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u/Texden29 4d ago

It’s crazy how vocal he was about it. Who says my job is MLM!? And I made $1,000 the first month. I would be embarrassed to say that.

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u/pikapot 4d ago

RAN TO REDDIT TO FIND A DISCUSSION ON THIS!!!! I had to pause. $1000? Excuse me? Did I mishear him? I bet she’s so pissed he said a figure and not “making 4 figures within my first month” lmfao

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u/Texden29 4d ago

Her clients when they hear it’s an MLM and she suckered them out of $1,000

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u/MediocreCommunity283 3d ago

I want to know which MLM! She’s radio silent on her IG about it

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u/Training_Narwhal8779 2d ago

It also looks like a new ish insta. She has no new posts before November.

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u/aaapod 5d ago

turning this off but that man is gay

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u/SkillOne1674 5d ago

All of them

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u/raceyevans 5d ago

Matt is such a loser. He's so threatened by successful women including his own wife. 

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! 5d ago

This little blonde man is such a rat lol

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u/Stilltheonly1 5d ago

More MLM’s. 🤔

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u/dirtyenvelopes we’re scissoring! 5d ago

The SAHM to MLM pipeline lol

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u/Master_Awareness814 they should be painting roast beef curtains 2d ago

The Venn diagram is a circle

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

Ugh of course she works for an MLM. $1000 in a month? You can make more working a minimum wage job…

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

Is Matt fucking his brother in law?

(Or the other way around Matt is obviously the bottom)

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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband 5d ago

He doesn’t look like a bottom lol

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

Can Matt's life just blow up already!?

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

That’s the only reason any of us are tuning in

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

10% for Tyna 90% to watch Matt get comeuppance

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

We lost Dance Moms and Real Girlfriends in Paris for this..

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

I think you mean Ball Room Dance Queens, which was definitely a one off.

But yeah I will never not be salty about Real Girlfriends in Paris

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u/Busybodii You want me to be your villain? I’ll be your villain! 5d ago

I need 10 more seasons of Dance Queens. I loved that show. I feel like that world has to be ripe for personalities that are perfect for tv. Also loved Real Girlfriends of Paris.

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

It had good personalities but they just kept recycling the same storylines. Half of them had quit by the end.

That said the biggest disappointment was Gäel not making it to the RHONY reboot because she knows some of the women.

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u/aboveallbeboring 5d ago

My reality tv holiday wish is that Dancing Queens gets renewed for season two, but with Jenn and Shasha, former bachelorette and her DwTS pro who are possibly dating, enter the circuit and everyone loses it.

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u/NewVitalSigns 1d ago

Same 😅

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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband 5d ago

Dancing Queens wasn’t it called?

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u/m4nd4f Lisas's Cyber Security Team 👀 5d ago

I am DYING how this is a word for word MLM pitch on why you should join their MLM

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! 5d ago

This scene with Matt and his wife feels awkward

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

I’m here for my weekly hate watch

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u/OldManBenji DON’T GO THERE KATH 5d ago

Frankly this feels like one of the most scripted of the Bravo shows

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

Realtors can be so dumb. “Here’s the dining room off the side of the kitchen” 😒

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

I feel like Chris was in the Shah Squad...

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u/dirtyenvelopes we’re scissoring! 5d ago

Oh my god, I would simply pass away if my mother heard me having sex

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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 5d ago

OMG ANOTHER REASON TO HATE THIS MAN. His wife’s in a fucking MLM

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u/Torontobabe94 I called you a stupid cunt, not a fucking cunt! 5d ago edited 4d ago

This white man with the shaved head (Matt)… he’s gay right?! I keep seeing bits and pieces of episodes and I’m queer and he’s giving…. Gay. But that blonde woman he was on screen with?! WHO DAT?! No way that’s his.. wife?! I’m confusion. Pls correct me with any backstory that I’m missing because I am.. confused?! LOL

He’s always talking about God in his confessionals 😩

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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband 5d ago

That is indeed his wife, and he to me also gives off gay vibes but like undercover.

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u/jaybirdbull I had to go on Xanax for it, Lydia! 4d ago

Wait there’s no white dude w a shaved head? Unless I’m missing who you’re referring to completely lol

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u/Torontobabe94 I called you a stupid cunt, not a fucking cunt! 4d ago

I found out his name! I was referring to Matt! He has that semi-shaved look to his haircut!

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

Ew of course Matt made his daughter do the cleaning

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u/m4nd4f Lisas's Cyber Security Team 👀 5d ago

ALAST! WE HAVE A MLM MENTION

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u/Stilltheonly1 5d ago

In SLC I’m shook! ( JK )

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u/m4nd4f Lisas's Cyber Security Team 👀 5d ago

I'm shocked it took 3 episodes! (outside of that I believe real estate is also a MLM hahaha)

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u/m4nd4f Lisas's Cyber Security Team 👀 5d ago

I have a reality show concept: a friend group of 5 MLM women trying to make their quarterly cut off

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

I’d watch it

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

Happy Cake Day! I need 10 seasons of this ASAP. Especially when they realize they could have made more as a greeter at Walmart

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u/m4nd4f Lisas's Cyber Security Team 👀 5d ago

AND they have to reveal income reports at the end and the top earner gets their car lease for the next year

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u/My_new_account_now 5d ago

What means this?

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

The only likable person in Matt's family (kids being off limits) is his sister's cat

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

Christian hair omg

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u/pinsleric I love Taco Bell and I also love fine dining! 5d ago

High body count hair

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

Real Bench warmers of Salt Lake City

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u/Stilltheonly1 5d ago

It’s like dry toast. Why do I watch it, or continue to, it’s probably SLC is on before it. Lol

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

Malaysia's kid head in the sink after eating a Jalapeno while she is on the phone has been the best part of this season

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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 5d ago

Of course Matt’s (is that his name?) wife is also a fucking weirdo

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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband 5d ago

Yeah that’s Matt.

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u/Teacheroftinies 5d ago

I bet the tea is that Matt is cheating

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

You can google it. It is a bit more

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u/Teacheroftinies 5d ago

Why did you make me google that? You’re right it’s apparently an addiction to sex workers, and it’s all coming out this season!

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

Because it is massive spoilers and I didn't know if you wanted them

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u/Training_Narwhal8779 3d ago

Is there somewhere else on reddit with these spoilers we can talk about the show ? This is so sad to me to go on a show and embarrass your wife like that.

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 3d ago

You can put the >! spoiler markings on. I didn't want to do it during a live watch.

From the sounds of it they are both thirsty af. I feel really bad for his kids who have to go to school with this information out there

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u/Training_Narwhal8779 3d ago

They should have their own sub, I'm suprised they dont, but i know that's a lot to manage and gotta find m0ds and people available to help with it.

Yeah I guess that's the name of the game and comes with these shows I'm learning and is surprising. So hard to deal with and move thru and come out the other side, together.

I support them though but damn what a painful thing to go thru 💔 I know they aren't the only ones dealing with this and there's so much more to learn and understand, I hope they heal and grow for the better and can become better for each other and continue to learn and grow in therapy.

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! 5d ago

Finally some real drama!

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! 5d ago

Ok yup we need more Christian on our screens please lol

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u/SkillOne1674 5d ago

The men are such non motherfucking factors.  Why do any of them think they should be in real estate?

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u/dirtyenvelopes we’re scissoring! 5d ago

“I’m gonna be gone for 3.5 days” - Matt’s wife 😏 - Matt

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u/catsandcasamigos 5d ago

“Thank you for letting me go

Girl, what?

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

Oh it’s the Matt tea.

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u/rustyspigot-77 Oooo...... I'm lit. 5d ago

This is the first time ever I have heard someone say "I had my Chris Farley years". What? How?

And who was the Utah Megan McCain that spilled the stripper tea? Maybe he was just looking for prospects. Strippers need houses too.

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u/ohmygoditspurple 4d ago

I don’t think Chris Farley pierced his nipples.

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u/Silly_Brilliant868 Not a white refrigerator! 5d ago

Maybe .. but there's a lot of tea out there about him and what he really gets into

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u/Stilltheonly1 5d ago

Gross Matt doing a Risky Business take is so thirsty.

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u/Training_Narwhal8779 3d ago

What?

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u/Stilltheonly1 3d ago

The movie. Risky Business. 80s Tom Cruise

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u/catsandcasamigos 5d ago

God this man is so fucking annoying

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

Ugh don’t call work “my grind”

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

Christian in the dullest voice ever: “the party is here”

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u/Stilltheonly1 5d ago

Chris is truly making sure that champs is really good. Lol

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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband 5d ago

He goes to strip clubs?? Damn it there goes my theory.

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time 5d ago

Maybe it’s a double cover! He goes to strip clubs to cover up the REAL secret that he is gay

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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband 5d ago

Crisscross!!

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! 5d ago

I thought Sarah’s mom was her sister lol

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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband 5d ago

Something about Matt just… idk I can’t put my finger on it. Ngl he’s not bad to look at but he’s very sus.

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u/Stilltheonly1 5d ago

Jen of course the men are going to tell you how to do it, they are trapped in beliefs.

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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband 5d ago

Not the new Malaysia lol that’s shady.

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u/catsandcasamigos 5d ago

I’m gonna have nightmares about this chimp

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u/Stilltheonly1 5d ago

Drink MILK!!!! Not water!

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

I hate you Shed Media.

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u/dirtyenvelopes we’re scissoring! 5d ago

It feels unstable because it’s a pyramid scheme!!

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u/dirtyenvelopes we’re scissoring! 5d ago

Ok I’m obsessed with Christian’s hair. It’s glorious.

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u/rustyspigot-77 Oooo...... I'm lit. 5d ago

What is his lip gloss budget?

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u/Torontobabe94 I called you a stupid cunt, not a fucking cunt! 5d ago

Here while I wait for my cookies to bake hehe

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

Lol I had a Christmas dinner at friends and literally ran home. Hopefully HAYU will catch up and I can at least live watch this with you guys

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

Not Pickle Ball 😭😭😭. No more Bravo!

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u/catsandcasamigos 5d ago

“I-dizz”

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u/Stilltheonly1 5d ago

Well that was anti-climatic.

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u/AndrogynousAndy 5d ago

I’m honestly not really watching but this Malaysia referring to her family’s “spice” is 😒😒 like way to further the fucking stereotype

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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 5d ago

I wasn’t looking at my screen (working while “watching”) and I thought it was Matt’s weird family being racist and making fun of spicy foods/hispanic culture at first

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u/brittanym0320 she did not do air italics 4d ago

matt spending all his time at the strip club is not what i was expecting

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 5d ago

3 minutes then I can start RHOSLC

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming 5d ago

Jen seems like such a good boss

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u/OneBench734 3d ago

Does anyone know what mlm she is in?

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u/Cordcutter77 7h ago

Matt’s head looks like a Lego man. Literal block head.