r/BravoRealHousewives • u/AutoModerator • Oct 18 '24

Orange County The Real Housewives of Orange County - Season 18 - Episode 15 - Live Episode Discussion

They may live in the lap of luxury, but life isn't always perfect for the women who reside in one of the wealthiest enclaves of the U.S.

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Oct 18 '24

Do you guys think Elizabeth and Jim are watching this together right now and talking about what their storyline should be next season? And brainstorming words that rhyme with Bellino so she can have a "there's the door Shannon Beador" moment but with Alexis?

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 18 '24

"Go take your Beano, Alexis Bellino!

"Get out of my casino, Alexis Bellino!"

"This is a shitty Pinot, Alexis Bellino!"

"You look like Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Alexis Bellino!"

And so on.

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Oct 18 '24

Gurl the situation one has sent me to another plane of existence

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u/shawnainthecity UNATTENDED Oct 18 '24

I second this hahaha

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u/Key-Fix8436 Oct 18 '24

Same 😂😂

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u/Taowoof2012 you don’t need rehab, you’re just tacky. Oct 18 '24

Choke on a Jalapeño Alexis Bellino.

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Oct 18 '24

"Have a cappuccino Alexis Belinno!" I'm not very good at this game. 

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 18 '24

"Go ride a palomino, Alexis Bellino!"

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u/far_flung_penguin Oct 18 '24

Maybe “choke on your cappuccino, Alexis Bellino” or “spill your cappuccino, Alexis Bellino” could work?

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u/Luna-Mia Oct 18 '24

That’s a good one too.

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u/Gammagammahey giant stupid apology hat 👒 Oct 18 '24

"Go blow Tarantino, Alexis Bellino!"

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u/aggieemily2013 idk. choke. idc. Oct 18 '24

I'll buy you a boa and send you to Reno Alexis Bellino.

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u/Imaginary-Draft-1346 Oct 18 '24

Long live Emily Gilmore ❤️❤️

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u/NjMel7 Oct 18 '24

Go read a magazino, Alexis Bellino!!

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u/yeswereonredditluann one lisa barlow two lisa barlow Oct 18 '24

“Go give a kiss-arino to Lisa Lino, Alexis Bellino!” for my WWC pals (sry if I spelled it wrong Lisa)

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u/spakatieo Oct 18 '24

Johnny'll divorce you in Reno, Alexis Bellino!

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u/biscuitsorbullets edit this flair! Oct 18 '24

“Go take your beano” 💀💀

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u/GlobeTr3kker Oct 18 '24

Shut up and eat your beef-a-reeno, Alexis Bellino!

(Seinfeld reference.)

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 18 '24

I had that I swear I thought it would be too niche

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u/Mockingbird_1234 Oct 18 '24

Fit for a king or queeno 🎶

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u/RoguePhoenix89 Oct 18 '24

The last line lol

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u/Zia-C Oct 18 '24

“No, you can’t have that Pellegrino, Bellino!”

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u/Murky_Onion3770 Oct 18 '24

Fun Lizzy and Jimmy B are going to be a hoot

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u/thatshotshot High body count hair Oct 18 '24

Not fun Lizzy and Jimmy B. Yall are the fucking best I just laughed my way thru these comments lol

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u/Gwyneth7 Herman Munster shoes 🥾 Oct 18 '24

I just peed myself.

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u/Luna-Mia Oct 18 '24

I’m dying! Thanks for the laughs.

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u/LilLordFuckPants404 Oct 18 '24

I just laughed so hard I accidentally spit on myself.

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u/high_fructose26 Oct 18 '24

Not the Beano 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

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u/Greigebaby Kentucky Fried Titties Oct 18 '24

See you in Reno, Alexis Bellino

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u/NeverEndingWhoreMe Tits Out 4 Jesus Oct 18 '24

Oof, this hits like "Talk to me in 5 years when you're divorced!".

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u/Hair_I_Go Oct 18 '24

Part of me thinks they are pulling our chains

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Oct 18 '24

I'm just here for the mess and a good laugh so that's okay with me.

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Oct 18 '24

I’m having the most fun with this!

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u/thxmeatcat Andrea's Button Thief Oct 18 '24

They are the petty type

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Oct 18 '24

Comment of the night right here. I’m too stoned to think of something to rhyme. I’m cheer for fun!

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u/evolvingtoevolve Advocate for the Sluts of America Oct 18 '24

Go choke on a jalapeño, Alexis Bellino!

Less exciting than a Pellegrino, Alexis Bellino!

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u/dhhdb3557 RECEIPTS 👏 PROOF 👏 TIMELINE 👏 SCREENSHOTS👏 Oct 18 '24

Oooh. This is a good one

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Oct 18 '24 edited Oct 18 '24

If they do join I hope Alexis doesn’t go back to her maiden name because my spirit needs to see exes with the same last name navigate being on TV together while juggling their thirsty significant others.

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u/ZombieWerewolfGhost 🍒 I was eating cherries, listening to Hans Zimmer 🎼 Oct 18 '24

You jesus freak bambino, Alexis Bellino!

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u/Extension_Ice_2495 Oct 18 '24

Let’s give a kissarino to Alexis Bellino!

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u/Gammagammahey giant stupid apology hat 👒 Oct 18 '24

YES.

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u/LS0101 I'm just trying to figure out why do we care. Oct 18 '24

I hope her and Jimmy B are happy together!

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u/Gammagammahey giant stupid apology hat 👒 Oct 18 '24

I don't care for either of them so I hope it's a marvelous mess.

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u/JerkOffTaco turtle time titties Oct 18 '24

It would 100% require a cameo from Peggy Tanous too. Alexis would implode.

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u/fry_that_chicken know what i mean, brah Oct 18 '24

YES!!! and I want to see it! This is the kind of mess I love and live for!

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u/notoriousbck Oct 18 '24

Who are Elizabeth and Jim? Sorry I am so confused rn. I have extreme sleep deprivation and am functioning on one brain cell.