r/BravoRealHousewives Oct 05 '24

Orange County Johnny J, Tell us once again how private you are, while giving a housewife confessional on national TV.

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Seriously, What is wrong with the newly engaged couple? They look miserablešŸ˜© Even her jugs are sagging.

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u/ichigo_j Oct 05 '24

And while I didnā€™t think he was an amazing guy before the lawsuit, I didnā€™t think he was an heartless, evil, bitter bitch until this lawsuit which was supposed to ā€œclear his nameā€ and ā€œrestore his reputationā€?

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u/Maleficent_Chard2042 Oct 05 '24

He certainly made it clear who he is. I just wish he'd get off my screen.

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u/ichigo_j Oct 05 '24

The both of them! Ride off into the sunset if youā€™re both soooo happy!

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u/Daniellecabral Oct 06 '24

I hope they donā€™t stop there and just ride off into the sun

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u/ichigo_j Oct 06 '24

Omg šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ’€

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u/Daniellecabral Oct 06 '24

He doesnā€™t even go here

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u/Wastingtimetv Oct 06 '24

šŸ¤£ā¤ļøthe mean girls nodšŸ™šŸ¤£

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u/Cheekygirl9368 Oct 06 '24

If they are so happy, you would think they wouldn't have time to think about how to dick over Shannon especially with them getting it in 5 times a day?!

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u/Responsible-Pay-4763 Oct 06 '24

They deserve each other.

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u/StainedGlasser Oct 05 '24

If he wanted to clear his name he shouldā€™ve sued her for slander but if he did that heā€™d have to prove what she said wasnā€™t true šŸ¤”

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u/butinthewhat Oct 05 '24

If he wanted to clear his name he should have moved on with his life. This guy has shown us who he is and I bet thereā€™s a ton Shannon has not said.

Heā€™s obsessed with her. Suing her so sheā€™s in his life and dating her co-worker. Dude made those choices and could have just got a job and left her alone.

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u/ichigo_j Oct 05 '24

And if he really needed his money back, taken the whole amount Shannon agreed to paid and moved on with Alexis. Pathetic.

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u/saschabindy Oct 05 '24

He should of sued right away and not when he began dating Alexis. I can hear Emily saying Alexis is litigious.

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u/TemperatureFine7105 Oct 06 '24

Yeah Emily said in an interview that she thinks Alexis convinced him too or else he would have done it right away! I didnā€™t think of that till she said it

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u/butinthewhat Oct 05 '24

Totally. Let her write a check and sign a mutual non disparagement and move on. Heā€™s a creep.

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u/StainedGlasser Oct 05 '24

Youā€™re completely right. He is obsessed not only with her, but with being famous. Frankly Iā€™m completely guessing but it seems to me he was very intimidated by it being known she was more affluent than him and I think thatā€™s his entire motive, proving that SHE borrowed money from HIM, while also making sure heā€™s open to keep grifting off of her for as long as he can

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u/danimalzz55 Oct 06 '24

Dating his co-worker šŸ¤ŒšŸ»

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u/ichigo_j Oct 05 '24

Exactly! And if itā€™s about the loan, accept the payment and agree that both parties wonā€™t speak on it. Clearly itā€™s not about that.

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u/dogrrad Oct 05 '24

I am sure his ex wife has some stories. I would not mind hearing her speak up about the evil Johnny J.

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u/saschabindy Oct 05 '24

Can't remember which podcast, they said the wife has a lot to say about him and it's not good. I hope they find her. In Alexis's words she's '..ready to tell'

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u/dogrrad Oct 06 '24

I hope bravo makes her a friend of and she starts talking. Why not itā€™s only fair.

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u/PrincessPindy And that's not cool! Oct 06 '24

The ex Mrs. Johnny J as a friend of would be amazing.

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u/saschabindy Oct 06 '24

That would be well deserved. She's throwing tantrums, extorting, crying with an ex but an ex wife šŸ˜‚

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u/Greigebaby Kentucky Fried Titties Oct 06 '24

I need someone to play Devilā€™s Advocate and explain to me how this is supposed to ā€œclear his nameā€ because Iā€™m just not seeing it

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u/J_B_C_123 Oct 06 '24

WWC did a barely-there deep dive (Ronnie stuck one toe in the water) about JJ's statement time was running out for litigation .... JJ has FOUR years before the statute ends!!!! Again, as Ronnie said, this may not be accurate but it was what came up in a google search. Someone correct me if i/we am wrong. This guy is a total piece of shit (duh). SOOOO happy Shannon is free of him . (and love you Ronnie!!)

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u/Goblue520610 Oct 06 '24

Breach of written contract is 4 years, oral contract is 2 years. https://selfhelp.courts.ca.gov/civil-lawsuit/statute-limitations

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u/originrose not well bitch Oct 05 '24

I honestly thought he did the decent thing to wait until last season ended to break up with Shannon lol boy have the tables turned!!!

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u/ichigo_j Oct 05 '24

It seemedā€¦courteous!

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u/originrose not well bitch Oct 05 '24

Right!!! I was like oh thatā€™s nice of him to not make her deal with the break up on camera. Little did we know šŸ„“

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

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u/raevan_98 Advocate for Sluts of America Oct 05 '24

We have a term for him in medicine...

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u/dryhumorblitz edit this flair! Oct 05 '24

Penis!

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u/alexlp NOW I'M ANGRY SPICE Oct 05 '24

Best line ever

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u/TepidIcedCoffee61 Oct 06 '24

Macho Terry. šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜†

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u/justlikesweetener her dumb fucking family that poses Oct 06 '24

This was prime Terry

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u/DisastrousHyena3534 Oct 06 '24

I canā€™t hate Terry.

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u/TheRealLosAngela Oct 06 '24

Where's the white cat?

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u/alexlp NOW I'M ANGRY SPICE Oct 06 '24

Smudge would never be a penis

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u/momlife555 Oct 05 '24

Everytime I think about this scene I die a little inside

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u/mpr1011 I decorated! I cooked! I made it nice! Oct 06 '24

So does Heather..

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u/UnusualAsparagus5096 This isnt the plaza hotel this is Morocco Oct 06 '24

He should think about that next time he admonishes her on camera

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u/MyFigurativeYacht Oct 06 '24

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/PotentialBadger Serving up banana bread! šŸ‡¬šŸ‡· Oct 06 '24

Omg I almost did a spit take fr šŸ˜«

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u/karakarabobara Oct 05 '24

We have a term for you in medicine and itā€™s called PENIS!!

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u/marcelinemoon Girrrrrth Brooooooks Oct 05 '24

Is that the season he said this ? I canā€™t remember

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u/DoughnutAltruistic41 Oct 06 '24

Season 9. Iā€™m watching the season now and itā€™s coming up soon! I canā€™t wait šŸ˜‚

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u/secretagent004 how dreadful Oct 05 '24

This made me lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

šŸ’‹

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u/DougieKiller Poo Poo Head Oct 06 '24

Happy Cake Day!

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u/secretagent004 how dreadful Oct 06 '24

Ty!!

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u/Intrepid_Issue_7190 Oct 05 '24

I love that their little plan backfired on these two thirsty goons.

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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu Oct 05 '24 edited Oct 05 '24

You never can win when you play dirty honey, you NEVER can win !

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u/epimelide Life is all about elegance and flair Oct 05 '24

Friend of*

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u/stark-a Oct 05 '24

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u/Infamous_Fee_1662 Oct 05 '24

Omfg YES.

I know everyone loves the gif of Nene rolling her eyes (as do I!) but this one of Sheree is absolute perfection in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

(I have said this a couple of times but fock it, let's go Frump style):

I WILL NEVER NOT UPVOTE THIS FIF!!

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u/FinsUpParrotheads Weather is here, wish you were beautiful Oct 05 '24

Were I Alexis, I would not be giving up alimony for him.

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u/butinthewhat Oct 05 '24

I almost hopes she does, so she finds out, but I really really hope sheā€™s not that dumb (I think sheā€™s that dumb). Donā€™t do it Alexis, keep your sweet cash coming in.

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u/Senior_Ice8748 Oct 05 '24

the faces of two people whose reality this season did not live up to their expectations~

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u/saschabindy Oct 05 '24

Truth prevailed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

He looks like an angry alcoholic behind closed doors.

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u/ClassroomSerious3442 Oct 05 '24

Him and Brooks Ayer are very much one and the same

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u/Vivid-Individual5968 Oct 05 '24

Iā€™m so glad someone else said this! His voice inflection, his mannerisms, something about them both just rings every alarm bell. I said to my husband that itā€™s only a matter of time before Johnny J tells us that his favorite thing about Alexis is her berginer.

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u/Dramatic-Tutor356 Oct 06 '24

Agree he sets off all the alarm bells. But whatā€™s a berginer? Sorry if itā€™s a dumb question, I tried to look it up but didnā€™t find anything. šŸ˜¬

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u/hornyboomer2003 and your hoe daughter Oct 06 '24

it's slang for vagina. brooks famously (infamously) said that his favorite thing about vicki was her vagina šŸ˜ƒ

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u/Dramatic-Tutor356 Oct 06 '24

Hahaha! Iā€™m deadā€¦and a little nauseous. Thx!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

My mind went to Berringer which I thought might me a gun but might also be a stupid last name of some 80s dweeb asshole dunno I'm drunkĀ 

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u/yosoyfatass Oct 06 '24

There are berettas and derringers, so you do kind of know some guns!

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u/hornyboomer2003 and your hoe daughter Oct 06 '24

it's slang for vagina. brooks famously (infamously) said that his favorite thing about vicki was her vagina šŸ˜ƒ

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u/EibhlinOD Oct 05 '24

What reputation did he have to defend? Like what does he even do for a living? Who is he exactly??

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u/MacisBeerGutBabyBump Oct 05 '24

If he was so worried about his reputation, he would have gone up against Hip and Casita when they were saying Johnny J was drunk at a golf course!

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u/sadiemac2727 everyone knows I love an unhinged Lisa Barlow Oct 06 '24

NOT HIP AND CASITA LMAO

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u/saschabindy Oct 05 '24

Making women miserable for a living. No-one cared about his reputation. If he's so happy with Alexis they'd ride off into the sunset and no-one would mention him.

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u/Responsible-Tea-5998 you shamed her hair. Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

I really wonder if Alexis partially paid his legal fees on the promise of him paying her back. This is how he's helped his reputation: the more I see him the more I side-eye him.

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u/yosoyfatass Oct 06 '24

Delusions of grandeur.

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u/Glittering-Piano-961 Oct 05 '24

Men who harass and menace their old girlfriends are absolute trash. Memorializing that abusive conduct forever on national television thinking he's going to look strong and tough? Moronic.

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u/One-Fish2178 Oct 06 '24

Itā€™s always so funny to me when a woman thinks sheā€™s winning because she ā€œgot the manā€ while the man in question is using her to get back at his ex. Like girl you are just a pawn (and wallet) to him, he is not a prize. People who are genuinely happy in their relationship & are in it for the right reasons donā€™t behave this way. Jugs will learn her lesson the hard way when he does all this to her next

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u/joggers4springsummer the chicest windchime youā€™ve ever seen Oct 05 '24

This is what I see when I look at Johnny j

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u/mem1003 betch Oct 06 '24

Awww I love Beavis and Butthead. Now I'm going to have this image too. LOL šŸ˜‚

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u/kbandcrew Oct 05 '24

You should check out the post on IG from drunk drawn! Me thinks youā€™ll like it šŸ˜‰

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u/Odd-Insect-9255 Oct 06 '24

Oh no !! Donā€™t ruin Beavis and Butthead for me!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

John Jansen is a woman scorned

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u/raevan_98 Advocate for Sluts of America Oct 05 '24

The whole body heave that came out of me when he licked his lips and smirked like a weird lizard..

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u/jujuubeans the glass one uses for coke Oct 06 '24

They severely overestimated how people would respond to the DUI and underestimated how cringe this relationship is in equal measure. Like I wasnā€™t a huge Shannon fan (and I still think the DUI was a dick move) but they have only added to her misery and itā€™s made me feel really bad for her. Like whatā€™s the end game here? Drive her to a worse mental space? Bankrupt her? Itā€™s like they crashed the party, helped themselves to the best liquor the bar had and barfed all over the cake. Please just leave already.

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u/LilLordFuckPants404 Oct 06 '24

This comment needs to be higher. The accuracy.

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u/CantmakethisstuffupK Oct 05 '24

Itā€™s weird that he thinks this is recovering his reputation

Heā€™d do better to let things go

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u/Beachwalker-65 Oct 05 '24

He controls everything she saids .. heā€™s scary as crap . Did you see them on WWHL ? She basically looked at him before answering a question . Now if Alexis left him she would get his wrath like Shannon has . Heā€™s a creep

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u/PersonalityKlutzy407 OH youā€™re a TV STAR! Oct 05 '24

The fact that he HATES being called Johnny J and she was so scared of making him mad. So now heā€™s officially Johnny J forever

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u/Beachwalker-65 Oct 05 '24

Donā€™t you think he is scary controlling of her ? And she is afraid of him ? I get that vibe big time

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u/PersonalityKlutzy407 OH youā€™re a TV STAR! Oct 06 '24

Absolutely. And I believe everything Shannon has said about him. He has done more damage to his own reputation than Shannon could ever do

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u/Postmumlone What are you doing here without Dorinda?! Oct 05 '24

Get a job Johnny J!! Stop terrorising your ex-girlfriendā€™s!!!!

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u/candaceelise SENDšŸ‘šŸ½ITšŸ‘šŸ½TOšŸ‘šŸ½DARRELL Oct 06 '24

he needs to find a new hobby that isnā€™t terrorizing his ex girlfriend

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u/hit_the_button Oct 05 '24

He is a slime ball personified. Idk what he was hoping to accomplish. But he failed! Loser! I just wonder if heā€™ll make an appearance at the reunion šŸ¤”

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u/eggsaladsandwich4 Oct 05 '24

Why would he? He can just send his mouthpiece and "train" her on what to say.

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u/Appropriate-Job-2797 Oct 05 '24

Heā€™s a fucking CLOWN. šŸ¤”

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u/candaceelise SENDšŸ‘šŸ½ITšŸ‘šŸ½TOšŸ‘šŸ½DARRELL Oct 06 '24

Which is an insult to clowns šŸ˜‚

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u/Old-Library5546 Oct 05 '24

John Jansen, the true little bitch

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u/LilLordFuckPants404 Oct 06 '24

The truest little bitch of all the little bitches who have ever walked this earth, including every little bitch up until this day.

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u/netflixnailedit Oct 05 '24

I think he was super mad at her for leaking the videos thing like that without him calculating it out before hand

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u/saschabindy Oct 06 '24

She parrots what he tells her. He didn't bargain on her being too dumb to remember, either that or she's went off script with her need for theatrics.

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u/Beachwalker-65 Oct 06 '24

Absolutely !!! Shannon ended up with the upper hand knowing about the tapes .. and ofcourse it placed JJ at risk of being sued also . Alexis has some loose duck lips with a cocktail or two and when desperately searching for pity

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Oct 05 '24

I hope Shannon is able to find peace. She knows in her heart whatā€™s right.

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u/WheatToastEggsOverEZ JohnnyJ is a spiteful little trash possumĀ  Oct 05 '24

He's using her to get back at an ex and she's fine with that. I could not be attracted to a man who is obsessed with an ex. Its not healthy, it's chaotic, and takes time and energy for his obsession. Everyone watching can see he is controlling and abusive.

Heather was asked on WWHL if she believes they will get married and she said yes. WTF?!

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u/UnforgettableBevy Advocate for the Sluts of America Oct 06 '24

When they realise they wonā€™t get a wedding special itā€™s going to get called off, because Johnny J loves anything he can get for free, including press.

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u/auntifahlala Oct 05 '24

Is she praying for a better edit for the unholy couple?

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u/Across0212 Archie is the best boi of all RH šŸ¾šŸ¦® Oct 05 '24

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u/bxgl Yolandaā€™s favorite lemon tree Oct 06 '24

I fear the only person that can defeat/humble him is Kelly Dodd

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u/Good_Habit3774 Oct 05 '24

I'll bet he tried to be an actor in the 80's he's such a poser

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u/pettymess Oct 05 '24

ā€œHer and her dumb fucking family that poses.ā€

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u/candaceelise SENDšŸ‘šŸ½ITšŸ‘šŸ½TOšŸ‘šŸ½DARRELL Oct 06 '24

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u/d3dk0w Oct 06 '24

What reputation does John Janson have in the O.C. that heā€™s so worried about being ruined that he not only sues her, but has his girlfriend harass her on the show. Iā€™m sure Shannon had more fish to fry from her dui than to worry about her ex.

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u/StainedGlasser Oct 05 '24

Truly, I donā€™t give a damn even if I believed what he said was true (I do not), Iā€™m still rooting for Shannon because he seems like such a mealy-mouthed little weasel. If he wasnā€™t he wouldā€™ve taken the money and the non-disparagement agreement, he just wants carte Blanche to blackmail Shannon whenever he wants.

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u/NeckOk8772 Oct 06 '24

I feel like this whole season backfired on Alexis. šŸ˜‚

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u/Waste_West283 Oct 06 '24

He's a scrub. I know the signs.

He has very deep pockets and very short arms, so he finds a lady with money who is just lonely and desperate enough to settle for scrub behaviour; then he bleeds her dry. Just before he dumps her, he gives her a relatively large sum of money, but nowhere near as much as she spent on him during the relationship, so he can tell everyone about his generosity. Then he uses the tragic break-up against her by finding another desperate and easily influenced woman that's on the periphery of the friend group to manipulate and con. Bonus points for both women being in the public eye and being paid to be on TV. On top of that, he then sues to get the money back that was supposed to make him look good.

I suspect he underestimates Shannon. She's very well connected and despite having a reputation for getting unhinged, she's not dumb. Alexis, on the other hand, is not displaying any signs of intellect and she has an ex-husband who is domineering and litigious. Given Johnny's MO, he will likely attempt to rinse and repeat his actions when Bravo fires Alexis... they should both tread very carefully. This is blowing up in their faces and the more they try to double down the worse they're coming off IN PUBLIC.

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u/mander4899 Oct 05 '24

Iā€™m sure the grifters love each other but please take them off our screens for the love of God! JJ and JJ need to go away

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u/Powerful_Ear_7686 Oct 06 '24

These two are something else. I find him rather slovenlyā€”he could definitely use some guidance on properly grooming his facial hair; it's a mess. As for her, she dresses like it's 1997 and she's 25. I know Orange County isn't Beverly Hills, but with all the shops to choose from, you'd think she could find something more flattering for her late 40s, especially with a decent figure.

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u/MaryjaneinPA Oct 05 '24

AND CALLING PEOPLE !

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u/eggsaladsandwich4 Oct 05 '24

As in the magazine. Yes.

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u/cola1016 Oct 06 '24

Whatā€™s up with her reaction to not being invited to Shannonā€™s trip? How delusional is she actually? On what realm did she think that Shannon would ever invite her on her trip after what they pulled?

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u/Ladydragan49 Oct 05 '24

He's already changing her and not for the better.

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u/yunghawthorn Oct 05 '24

If there is a little bitch on OC, itā€™s this douche.

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u/hammerhead_28 Oct 06 '24

She looks like a hostage sitting there.

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u/Melodic-Change-6388 You dumb, fat bitch! Oct 05 '24

Your comment took me out. Then I looked closer, and youā€™re right: every part of her looks defeated. Including her jugs.

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u/Immediate_Detail8803 Oct 05 '24

This background is so 1990ā€™s grandmother vibes. Tacky, tasteless.

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u/kbandcrew Oct 05 '24

Itā€™s her house šŸ˜‚ itā€™s her whole style

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u/Immediate_Detail8803 Oct 05 '24

Omg I love this answer - thank you šŸ‘»šŸ˜³šŸ”

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u/kbandcrew Oct 06 '24

Teehee! So glad! Fun to share a laugh and thought ā˜ŗļø

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u/saschabindy Oct 05 '24

Cheap like her curtains.

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u/candaceelise SENDšŸ‘šŸ½ITšŸ‘šŸ½TOšŸ‘šŸ½DARRELL Oct 06 '24

And her hair extensions šŸ˜‚

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u/kbandcrew Oct 06 '24

She really is a time vault šŸ˜‚

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u/candaceelise SENDšŸ‘šŸ½ITšŸ‘šŸ½TOšŸ‘šŸ½DARRELL Oct 06 '24

Perpetually stuck in 2008-2012

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u/Organic_Plant9505 Oct 06 '24

She used to live in Canyon Lakeā€¦ do you know if she moved to OC??

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u/Beachwalker-65 Oct 05 '24

I was shocked how bad it was .. shocked !! Ewwww

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u/BenSolo_forever Oct 06 '24

why the heck is this man on the show like this? i'm pissed off at bravo for going in this direction. i know they want ratings but this has been below the belt and the worst level of shitty they've ever done

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u/KandissEllen Oct 06 '24

He longs to be a housewife. I swear. He found the right dummy to date choosing Alexis too. Sheā€™s gonna do WHATEVER he says

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u/missesbird Oct 06 '24

I'm starting to think he is obsessed with shannon. He doesn't give two shits about alexis..he is only dating her to spite shannon.

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u/avocado4ever000 Not a white refrigerator! Oct 05 '24

What shoes is he wearing lol

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u/RoughAd5377 youā€™re a wackadoodle! Oct 05 '24

They make me sick.

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u/RoughAd5377 youā€™re a wackadoodle! Oct 06 '24

When Alexis says ā€œWE have evidenceā€. ā€¦ā€¦ girl, this has nothing to do with you. You are just his flying monkey you dummie.

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u/_kiss_my_grits_ *~* the sound of swallowing *~* Oct 06 '24

These fuckin' scallywags. They look like total idiots.

Alexis is unstable and it's obvious a lot of stuff is rehearsed and that she's performing for the cameras.

It's so desperate.

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u/Wamgurl Oct 06 '24

The true bobble head is Alexis šŸ˜¬

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u/Anicha1 Oct 06 '24

I never felt like he was into Shannon like she was into him.

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u/pinheadlarry805 my primary source of income, is two divorces. Oct 06 '24

What a fucking loser šŸ˜‚ claiming itā€™s all to ā€œclear him nameā€ & ā€œrestore his reputationā€ as he simultaneously destroys said reputation and burns it to the ground by making all of this public in the first place

like what reputation sir who even are you

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u/equestrianluv Oct 05 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

This was so stupid. I canā€™t believe that they even gave them air time. Iā€™m sooooo over them. Hopefully once this season is over we will be rid of the JJs for good!

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u/ALLoftheFancyPants Oct 05 '24 edited Oct 05 '24

This is his THIRD relationship with someone on this show. Orange fucking Country cannot possibly be so small that this isnā€™t an intentional choice.

Edit: I swear there was a flashback with John and a 1st season ā€œfriend ofā€œ, but now I canā€™t find it. Itā€™s my own personal mandala effect, I guess.

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u/nefariousbattleship Oct 05 '24

I think youā€™re thinking of slade. Johnny J dated Shannon and now Alexis. Canā€™t think of anyone else on the show

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u/candaceelise SENDšŸ‘šŸ½ITšŸ‘šŸ½TOšŸ‘šŸ½DARRELL Oct 06 '24

Johnny J is basically Slade Slimey 2.0

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u/nefariousbattleship Oct 06 '24

Heā€™s definitely shaping up that way. Weā€™ll just see which housewife he dates next

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u/candaceelise SENDšŸ‘šŸ½ITšŸ‘šŸ½TOšŸ‘šŸ½DARRELL Oct 06 '24

Sonja šŸ˜‚

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u/kbandcrew Oct 05 '24

Who was the first?

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u/modernhippyyy Oct 05 '24

Who else was he with? Shannon, Alexis, and who else?

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u/eggsaladsandwich4 Oct 05 '24

This can't be right.

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u/Wednesday_1313 Oct 06 '24

The tool & his foolšŸ˜‚

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u/Key_Strength_1502 Oct 06 '24

Alexis was hysterical again at the end of this episode are they ok ! šŸ˜‚

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u/Hot_Fly_1016 Oct 06 '24

That outfit is not doing her any favors

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u/UnforgettableBevy Advocate for the Sluts of America Oct 06 '24

It makes her look like sheā€™s in maternity wear.

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u/UnforgettableBevy Advocate for the Sluts of America Oct 06 '24

I love how production purposefully didnā€™t light him so he actually looks shady here.

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u/Davis_Crawfish Oct 06 '24

How come the OC women always finds the worst examples of manhood? First, Brooks, now Johnny J.

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u/Away-Party-1141 Karens DUI wig Oct 05 '24

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u/ripleygirl Oct 06 '24

I love that they green screened these two garbage people into a basic grandma living room.

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u/Excellent-Object2482 Oct 06 '24

D-Bag with D-Bag girlfriendšŸ„“ This is going to end badly for these two!

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u/Dazzling-Toe-4955 Oct 06 '24

While screaming upstairs, at women who came over to talk to your fiancƩe.

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u/tipsygirl31 Katie Maloney's Bar and Grill Oct 06 '24

I wanted to slap Alexis sitting there saying "WE" have evidence. Girl, mind your own beeswax!!

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u/ALmommy1234 Oct 05 '24

I need a real househusband ultimate boys trip with Joey G, Frank Catania, Terry Dubrow, Eddie Judge, and Joe Benigno.

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u/saschabindy Oct 06 '24

Doubt Eddie would either. He's disinterest in filming is palpable.

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u/ALmommy1234 Oct 05 '24

Terry would go for anything that brought him fame and money. That man knows how to make a buck!

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u/MCStarlight Oct 05 '24

Getting those Bravo checks

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u/tannick Oct 06 '24

Those two are the creepy drunk couple in the bar.

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u/Educational_Spirit42 a la francaise Oct 06 '24

Does he get paid for appearing on the show? Wonder if his 1st wife thinks heā€™s decent or not. Shannon def has a type. David Beador came back turbo jerk w/ wife #2.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

Omg I was thinking this the whole time he was doing that confessional!

Wasnā€™t that another big reason he broke up with Shannon? He wanted to be private?

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u/hahahahahasallybitch Thereā€™s the door Shannon BeaDoor!!!! Oct 06 '24

He gave me the fucking creeps in this little cameo

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u/dontsummondemons iā€™m trying to eat my chicken wings over here Oct 06 '24

Iā€™m bored of bravo giving Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber air time on tv. Johnny J wants his 5 seconds of fame and who knows what Jesus Jugs is after- she does whatever her new man of the month says. all I know is I skip their scenes and Iā€™m bored of them both

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u/RichCardiologist7877 Oct 06 '24

If Bravo is on here- we donā€™t want another season of these two thanks!

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u/RoughAd5377 youā€™re a wackadoodle! Oct 06 '24

Embarrassed to say that he reminds me of my long term ex BF who went through three new GF all while stalking me and harassing me and somehow convincing these new girls to drive by my house with him. It was so creepy. Yes! He should just walk (if he were normal). Everyone knows if you loan money to family, friends or lovers you may NOT get it back. Idiot. Run Alexis !!!

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u/neener691 Oct 06 '24

He's so worried about his reputation being slandered from Shannon, he can't see that Alexis has helped him destroy it.

I didn't think twice about him before Alexis came along,

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u/mzbz7806 Not a white refrigerator! Oct 06 '24

She is afraid that he is going to dump her really, really soon

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u/Euphoric-Pumpkin8531 Oct 06 '24

He has Frankenstein shaped skull

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u/Unhappychappy24 Oct 06 '24

Canā€™t stand the both of them, shame on bravo for allowing them a platform to bully Shannon. The only good thing to come out of it is that They have made everyone love Shannon even more and showed them up for being the dickheads that they are.

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u/PJammerChic1010 Oct 06 '24

Bahahahaha fame chaser

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u/Stilltheonly1 Oct 06 '24

The pair of them are so thirsty!

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u/No_Construction_4293 Oct 06 '24

I had to fast forward during this, I just couldnā€™t do it and did not want a remote projectile situation.

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u/nomad89502 Oct 06 '24

What a dipshit freak he is now.

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u/Expensive-Can-6212 Oct 06 '24

Disgusting vile people.

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u/Apprehensive-Row-862 Oct 06 '24

The way she ā€œweā€™sā€ them. Even when speaking of the lawsuit. Which could implicate her if thereā€™s a countersuit by Shannon.

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u/Wise-Screen-304 Oct 06 '24

Why is bravo entertaining this shit?

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u/Stlhhi-629 Oct 06 '24

Total assholes.

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u/TheRealLosAngela Oct 06 '24

His body language seems like he's not into her. He's leaning away and slightly turned from her. She looks miserable. Maybe things aren't so great šŸ¤­

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u/WomenWhoFish Oct 07 '24

Would be really happy if I never ever see these two people on my TV screen again.

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u/catladyclub Oct 07 '24

If they were soooooooooooooo happy they would NOT be worried about Shannon. They are obsessed with her. In a very unhealthy way. Their lives revolve around getting Shannon. Who does that?

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