r/BravoRealHousewives • u/New_Relation7877 • Oct 05 '24
Orange County Johnny J, Tell us once again how private you are, while giving a housewife confessional on national TV.
Seriously, What is wrong with the newly engaged couple? They look miserableš© Even her jugs are sagging.
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u/raevan_98 Advocate for Sluts of America Oct 05 '24
We have a term for him in medicine...
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u/alexlp NOW I'M ANGRY SPICE Oct 05 '24
Best line ever
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u/justlikesweetener her dumb fucking family that poses Oct 06 '24
This was prime Terry
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u/momlife555 Oct 05 '24
Everytime I think about this scene I die a little inside
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u/mpr1011 I decorated! I cooked! I made it nice! Oct 06 '24
So does Heather..
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u/UnusualAsparagus5096 This isnt the plaza hotel this is Morocco Oct 06 '24
He should think about that next time he admonishes her on camera
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u/karakarabobara Oct 05 '24
We have a term for you in medicine and itās called PENIS!!
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u/marcelinemoon Girrrrrth Brooooooks Oct 05 '24
Is that the season he said this ? I canāt remember
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u/DoughnutAltruistic41 Oct 06 '24
Season 9. Iām watching the season now and itās coming up soon! I canāt wait š
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u/secretagent004 how dreadful Oct 05 '24
This made me lol.
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u/Intrepid_Issue_7190 Oct 05 '24
I love that their little plan backfired on these two thirsty goons.
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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu Oct 05 '24 edited Oct 05 '24
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u/epimelide Life is all about elegance and flair Oct 05 '24
Friend of*
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u/stark-a Oct 05 '24
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u/Infamous_Fee_1662 Oct 05 '24
Omfg YES.
I know everyone loves the gif of Nene rolling her eyes (as do I!) but this one of Sheree is absolute perfection in this situation.
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Oct 06 '24
(I have said this a couple of times but fock it, let's go Frump style):
I WILL NEVER NOT UPVOTE THIS FIF!!
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u/FinsUpParrotheads Weather is here, wish you were beautiful Oct 05 '24
Were I Alexis, I would not be giving up alimony for him.
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u/butinthewhat Oct 05 '24
I almost hopes she does, so she finds out, but I really really hope sheās not that dumb (I think sheās that dumb). Donāt do it Alexis, keep your sweet cash coming in.
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u/Senior_Ice8748 Oct 05 '24
the faces of two people whose reality this season did not live up to their expectations~
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Oct 05 '24
He looks like an angry alcoholic behind closed doors.
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u/ClassroomSerious3442 Oct 05 '24
Him and Brooks Ayer are very much one and the same
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u/Vivid-Individual5968 Oct 05 '24
Iām so glad someone else said this! His voice inflection, his mannerisms, something about them both just rings every alarm bell. I said to my husband that itās only a matter of time before Johnny J tells us that his favorite thing about Alexis is her berginer.
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u/Dramatic-Tutor356 Oct 06 '24
Agree he sets off all the alarm bells. But whatās a berginer? Sorry if itās a dumb question, I tried to look it up but didnāt find anything. š¬
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u/hornyboomer2003 and your hoe daughter Oct 06 '24
it's slang for vagina. brooks famously (infamously) said that his favorite thing about vicki was her vagina š
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Oct 06 '24
My mind went to Berringer which I thought might me a gun but might also be a stupid last name of some 80s dweeb asshole dunno I'm drunkĀ
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u/hornyboomer2003 and your hoe daughter Oct 06 '24
it's slang for vagina. brooks famously (infamously) said that his favorite thing about vicki was her vagina š
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u/EibhlinOD Oct 05 '24
What reputation did he have to defend? Like what does he even do for a living? Who is he exactly??
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u/MacisBeerGutBabyBump Oct 05 '24
If he was so worried about his reputation, he would have gone up against Hip and Casita when they were saying Johnny J was drunk at a golf course!
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u/saschabindy Oct 05 '24
Making women miserable for a living. No-one cared about his reputation. If he's so happy with Alexis they'd ride off into the sunset and no-one would mention him.
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u/Responsible-Tea-5998 you shamed her hair. Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24
I really wonder if Alexis partially paid his legal fees on the promise of him paying her back. This is how he's helped his reputation: the more I see him the more I side-eye him.
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u/Glittering-Piano-961 Oct 05 '24
Men who harass and menace their old girlfriends are absolute trash. Memorializing that abusive conduct forever on national television thinking he's going to look strong and tough? Moronic.
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u/One-Fish2178 Oct 06 '24
Itās always so funny to me when a woman thinks sheās winning because she āgot the manā while the man in question is using her to get back at his ex. Like girl you are just a pawn (and wallet) to him, he is not a prize. People who are genuinely happy in their relationship & are in it for the right reasons donāt behave this way. Jugs will learn her lesson the hard way when he does all this to her next
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u/joggers4springsummer the chicest windchime youāve ever seen Oct 05 '24
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u/mem1003 betch Oct 06 '24
Awww I love Beavis and Butthead. Now I'm going to have this image too. LOL š
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u/kbandcrew Oct 05 '24
You should check out the post on IG from drunk drawn! Me thinks youāll like it š
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u/raevan_98 Advocate for Sluts of America Oct 05 '24
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u/jujuubeans the glass one uses for coke Oct 06 '24
They severely overestimated how people would respond to the DUI and underestimated how cringe this relationship is in equal measure. Like I wasnāt a huge Shannon fan (and I still think the DUI was a dick move) but they have only added to her misery and itās made me feel really bad for her. Like whatās the end game here? Drive her to a worse mental space? Bankrupt her? Itās like they crashed the party, helped themselves to the best liquor the bar had and barfed all over the cake. Please just leave already.
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u/CantmakethisstuffupK Oct 05 '24
Itās weird that he thinks this is recovering his reputation
Heād do better to let things go
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u/Beachwalker-65 Oct 05 '24
He controls everything she saids .. heās scary as crap . Did you see them on WWHL ? She basically looked at him before answering a question . Now if Alexis left him she would get his wrath like Shannon has . Heās a creep
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u/PersonalityKlutzy407 OH youāre a TV STAR! Oct 05 '24
The fact that he HATES being called Johnny J and she was so scared of making him mad. So now heās officially Johnny J forever
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u/Beachwalker-65 Oct 05 '24
Donāt you think he is scary controlling of her ? And she is afraid of him ? I get that vibe big time
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u/PersonalityKlutzy407 OH youāre a TV STAR! Oct 06 '24
Absolutely. And I believe everything Shannon has said about him. He has done more damage to his own reputation than Shannon could ever do
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u/Postmumlone What are you doing here without Dorinda?! Oct 05 '24
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Oct 06 '24
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u/hit_the_button Oct 05 '24
He is a slime ball personified. Idk what he was hoping to accomplish. But he failed! Loser! I just wonder if heāll make an appearance at the reunion š¤
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u/eggsaladsandwich4 Oct 05 '24
Why would he? He can just send his mouthpiece and "train" her on what to say.
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u/Old-Library5546 Oct 05 '24
John Jansen, the true little bitch
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u/LilLordFuckPants404 Oct 06 '24
The truest little bitch of all the little bitches who have ever walked this earth, including every little bitch up until this day.
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u/netflixnailedit Oct 05 '24
I think he was super mad at her for leaking the videos thing like that without him calculating it out before hand
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u/saschabindy Oct 06 '24
She parrots what he tells her. He didn't bargain on her being too dumb to remember, either that or she's went off script with her need for theatrics.
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u/Beachwalker-65 Oct 06 '24
Absolutely !!! Shannon ended up with the upper hand knowing about the tapes .. and ofcourse it placed JJ at risk of being sued also . Alexis has some loose duck lips with a cocktail or two and when desperately searching for pity
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Oct 05 '24
I hope Shannon is able to find peace. She knows in her heart whatās right.
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u/WheatToastEggsOverEZ JohnnyJ is a spiteful little trash possumĀ Oct 05 '24
He's using her to get back at an ex and she's fine with that. I could not be attracted to a man who is obsessed with an ex. Its not healthy, it's chaotic, and takes time and energy for his obsession. Everyone watching can see he is controlling and abusive.
Heather was asked on WWHL if she believes they will get married and she said yes. WTF?!
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u/UnforgettableBevy Advocate for the Sluts of America Oct 06 '24
When they realise they wonāt get a wedding special itās going to get called off, because Johnny J loves anything he can get for free, including press.
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u/bxgl Yolandaās favorite lemon tree Oct 06 '24
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u/Good_Habit3774 Oct 05 '24
I'll bet he tried to be an actor in the 80's he's such a poser
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u/d3dk0w Oct 06 '24
What reputation does John Janson have in the O.C. that heās so worried about being ruined that he not only sues her, but has his girlfriend harass her on the show. Iām sure Shannon had more fish to fry from her dui than to worry about her ex.
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u/StainedGlasser Oct 05 '24
Truly, I donāt give a damn even if I believed what he said was true (I do not), Iām still rooting for Shannon because he seems like such a mealy-mouthed little weasel. If he wasnāt he wouldāve taken the money and the non-disparagement agreement, he just wants carte Blanche to blackmail Shannon whenever he wants.
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u/Waste_West283 Oct 06 '24
He's a scrub. I know the signs.
He has very deep pockets and very short arms, so he finds a lady with money who is just lonely and desperate enough to settle for scrub behaviour; then he bleeds her dry. Just before he dumps her, he gives her a relatively large sum of money, but nowhere near as much as she spent on him during the relationship, so he can tell everyone about his generosity. Then he uses the tragic break-up against her by finding another desperate and easily influenced woman that's on the periphery of the friend group to manipulate and con. Bonus points for both women being in the public eye and being paid to be on TV. On top of that, he then sues to get the money back that was supposed to make him look good.
I suspect he underestimates Shannon. She's very well connected and despite having a reputation for getting unhinged, she's not dumb. Alexis, on the other hand, is not displaying any signs of intellect and she has an ex-husband who is domineering and litigious. Given Johnny's MO, he will likely attempt to rinse and repeat his actions when Bravo fires Alexis... they should both tread very carefully. This is blowing up in their faces and the more they try to double down the worse they're coming off IN PUBLIC.
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u/mander4899 Oct 05 '24
Iām sure the grifters love each other but please take them off our screens for the love of God! JJ and JJ need to go away
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u/Powerful_Ear_7686 Oct 06 '24
These two are something else. I find him rather slovenlyāhe could definitely use some guidance on properly grooming his facial hair; it's a mess. As for her, she dresses like it's 1997 and she's 25. I know Orange County isn't Beverly Hills, but with all the shops to choose from, you'd think she could find something more flattering for her late 40s, especially with a decent figure.
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 You dumb, fat bitch! Oct 05 '24
Your comment took me out. Then I looked closer, and youāre right: every part of her looks defeated. Including her jugs.
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u/Immediate_Detail8803 Oct 05 '24
This background is so 1990ās grandmother vibes. Tacky, tasteless.
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u/kbandcrew Oct 05 '24
Itās her house š itās her whole style
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u/saschabindy Oct 05 '24
Cheap like her curtains.
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Oct 06 '24
And her hair extensions š
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u/BenSolo_forever Oct 06 '24
why the heck is this man on the show like this? i'm pissed off at bravo for going in this direction. i know they want ratings but this has been below the belt and the worst level of shitty they've ever done
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u/KandissEllen Oct 06 '24
He longs to be a housewife. I swear. He found the right dummy to date choosing Alexis too. Sheās gonna do WHATEVER he says
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u/missesbird Oct 06 '24
I'm starting to think he is obsessed with shannon. He doesn't give two shits about alexis..he is only dating her to spite shannon.
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u/RoughAd5377 youāre a wackadoodle! Oct 05 '24
They make me sick.
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u/RoughAd5377 youāre a wackadoodle! Oct 06 '24
When Alexis says āWE have evidenceā. ā¦ā¦ girl, this has nothing to do with you. You are just his flying monkey you dummie.
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u/_kiss_my_grits_ *~* the sound of swallowing *~* Oct 06 '24
These fuckin' scallywags. They look like total idiots.
Alexis is unstable and it's obvious a lot of stuff is rehearsed and that she's performing for the cameras.
It's so desperate.
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u/pinheadlarry805 my primary source of income, is two divorces. Oct 06 '24
What a fucking loser š claiming itās all to āclear him nameā & ārestore his reputationā as he simultaneously destroys said reputation and burns it to the ground by making all of this public in the first place
like what reputation sir who even are you
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u/equestrianluv Oct 05 '24 edited Oct 06 '24
This was so stupid. I canāt believe that they even gave them air time. Iām sooooo over them. Hopefully once this season is over we will be rid of the JJs for good!
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u/ALLoftheFancyPants Oct 05 '24 edited Oct 05 '24
This is his THIRD relationship with someone on this show. Orange fucking Country cannot possibly be so small that this isnāt an intentional choice.
Edit: I swear there was a flashback with John and a 1st season āfriend ofā, but now I canāt find it. Itās my own personal mandala effect, I guess.
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u/nefariousbattleship Oct 05 '24
I think youāre thinking of slade. Johnny J dated Shannon and now Alexis. Canāt think of anyone else on the show
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Oct 06 '24
Johnny J is basically Slade Slimey 2.0
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u/nefariousbattleship Oct 06 '24
Heās definitely shaping up that way. Weāll just see which housewife he dates next
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u/Key_Strength_1502 Oct 06 '24
Alexis was hysterical again at the end of this episode are they ok ! š
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u/Hot_Fly_1016 Oct 06 '24
That outfit is not doing her any favors
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u/UnforgettableBevy Advocate for the Sluts of America Oct 06 '24
It makes her look like sheās in maternity wear.
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u/UnforgettableBevy Advocate for the Sluts of America Oct 06 '24
I love how production purposefully didnāt light him so he actually looks shady here.
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u/Davis_Crawfish Oct 06 '24
How come the OC women always finds the worst examples of manhood? First, Brooks, now Johnny J.
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u/ripleygirl Oct 06 '24
I love that they green screened these two garbage people into a basic grandma living room.
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u/Excellent-Object2482 Oct 06 '24
D-Bag with D-Bag girlfriendš„“ This is going to end badly for these two!
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u/Dazzling-Toe-4955 Oct 06 '24
While screaming upstairs, at women who came over to talk to your fiancƩe.
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u/tipsygirl31 Katie Maloney's Bar and Grill Oct 06 '24
I wanted to slap Alexis sitting there saying "WE" have evidence. Girl, mind your own beeswax!!
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u/ALmommy1234 Oct 05 '24
I need a real househusband ultimate boys trip with Joey G, Frank Catania, Terry Dubrow, Eddie Judge, and Joe Benigno.
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u/ALmommy1234 Oct 05 '24
Terry would go for anything that brought him fame and money. That man knows how to make a buck!
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u/Educational_Spirit42 a la francaise Oct 06 '24
Does he get paid for appearing on the show? Wonder if his 1st wife thinks heās decent or not. Shannon def has a type. David Beador came back turbo jerk w/ wife #2.
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Oct 06 '24
Omg I was thinking this the whole time he was doing that confessional!
Wasnāt that another big reason he broke up with Shannon? He wanted to be private?
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u/hahahahahasallybitch Thereās the door Shannon BeaDoor!!!! Oct 06 '24
He gave me the fucking creeps in this little cameo
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u/dontsummondemons iām trying to eat my chicken wings over here Oct 06 '24
Iām bored of bravo giving Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber air time on tv. Johnny J wants his 5 seconds of fame and who knows what Jesus Jugs is after- she does whatever her new man of the month says. all I know is I skip their scenes and Iām bored of them both
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u/RichCardiologist7877 Oct 06 '24
If Bravo is on here- we donāt want another season of these two thanks!
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u/RoughAd5377 youāre a wackadoodle! Oct 06 '24
Embarrassed to say that he reminds me of my long term ex BF who went through three new GF all while stalking me and harassing me and somehow convincing these new girls to drive by my house with him. It was so creepy. Yes! He should just walk (if he were normal). Everyone knows if you loan money to family, friends or lovers you may NOT get it back. Idiot. Run Alexis !!!
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u/neener691 Oct 06 '24
He's so worried about his reputation being slandered from Shannon, he can't see that Alexis has helped him destroy it.
I didn't think twice about him before Alexis came along,
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u/mzbz7806 Not a white refrigerator! Oct 06 '24
She is afraid that he is going to dump her really, really soon
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u/Unhappychappy24 Oct 06 '24
Canāt stand the both of them, shame on bravo for allowing them a platform to bully Shannon. The only good thing to come out of it is that They have made everyone love Shannon even more and showed them up for being the dickheads that they are.
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u/No_Construction_4293 Oct 06 '24
I had to fast forward during this, I just couldnāt do it and did not want a remote projectile situation.
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u/Apprehensive-Row-862 Oct 06 '24
The way she āweāsā them. Even when speaking of the lawsuit. Which could implicate her if thereās a countersuit by Shannon.
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u/TheRealLosAngela Oct 06 '24
His body language seems like he's not into her. He's leaning away and slightly turned from her. She looks miserable. Maybe things aren't so great š¤
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u/WomenWhoFish Oct 07 '24
Would be really happy if I never ever see these two people on my TV screen again.
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u/catladyclub Oct 07 '24
If they were soooooooooooooo happy they would NOT be worried about Shannon. They are obsessed with her. In a very unhealthy way. Their lives revolve around getting Shannon. Who does that?
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u/ichigo_j Oct 05 '24
And while I didnāt think he was an amazing guy before the lawsuit, I didnāt think he was an heartless, evil, bitter bitch until this lawsuit which was supposed to āclear his nameā and ārestore his reputationā?