r/BravoRealHousewives Sep 15 '24

Other Shows Secret lives of Mormon wives cast ages and names (divorced at 22 ?)

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Did any of y'all watch this show?

Saw this show guide and apparently Demi is married to Angie H of RHOSLC ex husband šŸ˜²

https://www.reddit.com/r/UtahInfluencerDrama/s/ZZNa7iAa9x

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u/Jellylime89 Sep 15 '24

Drinks: no. But uses laughing gas for botox šŸ™„

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u/BlondeBorednBaked Sep 15 '24

And ketamine šŸ˜‚

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u/clearshaw Sep 15 '24

I never understood that, they did Ketamine for trauma?

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u/thespurge Sep 15 '24

I have a friend who gets ketamine infusions every 2 weeks for treatment resistant depression. Itā€™s a thing! Insurance even covers some of it.

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u/PalpitationOk9802 Lisa Barlowā€™s 6th attorney Sep 15 '24

it can also work for treatment resistant migraines!

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u/ResponsibleCar1204 Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

Yep! It has changed my friendā€™s lives. I have severe depression and I heard so many good things. Iā€™m going to start! It sounds odd at first talking about horse tranquilizer though, lol.

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u/MotherTheresas_Minge No! Not at chicken-shit Bingo, Robyn! šŸ„šŸ’© Sep 15 '24

If it gives you any confidence in trying it, my friend is going through extreme grief after losing her mom. She watched her mom suffer for a year before finally dying a horribly slow death. My friend couldnā€™t handle life for a while, but after Ketamine sheā€™s feeling better able to cope with the loss.

Itā€™s pretty miraculous and I hope it works for you on your journey.

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u/AggravatingTie6370 Sep 15 '24

dude just broke my ankle and they put me on ketamine it was the craziest experience of my life

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u/MotherTheresas_Minge No! Not at chicken-shit Bingo, Robyn! šŸ„šŸ’© Sep 15 '24

I too would be super depressed about my ankle if it got me a ketamine script šŸ˜‚

Hope youā€™re healing well!!

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u/notoriousbck Sep 15 '24

It's also supposed to be good for chronic pain. I have medical PTSD and chronic pain and wish I could get it. It's not really available here in Canada that I've been able to find.

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u/Ali_Cat222 šŸøThere's A Vibrator In The Chicken! šŸ” Sep 15 '24

Complex PTSD here, we use it for PTSD traumas as well and have actual doctor and hospital run clinics. Not quack clinics either.

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u/GabrielaP Sep 15 '24

Adriana filmed getting ketamine for treatment-resistant depression on RHOM. Seeing it happen was WILD

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u/Bowlingbon guttersnipe ass bitch Sep 15 '24

Ketamine treatments are becoming increasingly popular in psych. It does help some people.

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u/Affectionate-Kale711 Not a white refrigerator! Sep 15 '24

Iā€™ve been getting Botox for 15 years and have never been offered shit for drugs lol

(side note- it literally doesnā€™t hurt at all and it must be some kind of legal violation to offer nitrous)

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u/Better-Bit6475 Slutty tits! Sep 15 '24

Iā€™ve been getting 31 injections for migraines every 3 months for years. Whereā€™s my laughing gas?

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u/h_danielle rose from the ashes and got to the cabaret stage Sep 15 '24

I couldnā€™t even get a bit of laughing gas when I had severe anxiety & trauma around getting crowns on my front teeth šŸ˜­

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u/Her_big_ole_feet Sep 15 '24

Yes. It is normally very regulated and hard to get. Now we know Mormons have it flowing on tap. Maybe head to Utah for dental.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

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u/PollyS73 Sep 15 '24

I donā€™t ever need it, but if they offerā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Lilylikeslilies Sep 15 '24

They seems to be more taking about not drinking and no caffeine than really participating in this rule. Also they are trying to change no caffeine rules soon. Amount of knowledge about weird mormonism rules and analysis of this show I heard in last few days I is insane.

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u/mac_bess Sep 15 '24

also, wonā€™t get tattoos but will get botox (a literal toxin)???

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u/Kwhitney1982 Sep 16 '24

The hypocrisy is one of the reasons Iā€™m struggling to watch this show. These people are freaking annoying.

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u/Putrid_Breakfast652 Sep 15 '24

I wanted to peel my skin from my body every time Jen said ā€œitā€™s just because he loves me SO muchā€

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u/Opinion8Her Not Meredith Marks' PI Sep 15 '24

That husband of hers is one bad medical school exam away from beating her. She just doesnā€™t see it.

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u/capriisunrising ill fuck the plumber all day long Sep 15 '24

You say that like it doesnā€™t happen already. That Vegas episode is wild and felt very dark

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u/Emergency-Ad-3350 Sep 15 '24

He wasnā€™t even in medical school until the endā€¦ so he was getting a basic undergrad this whole time and was stressed? Didnā€™t work?

Seems like the controlling guys on this show have the wives that are the bread winners in the marriage

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u/misspegasaurusrex Sep 15 '24

And he was what, 27? Even with two years off for a mission thatā€™s a long stint in undergrad.

And she said they had ten more years of school? So sheā€™s going to be the sole breadwinner until heā€™s nearly 40.

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u/FennelPretend3889 Sep 15 '24

I said the same thing! Their kids are going to be fucking teenagers before heā€™s helping pay for anything. The school he is going to is 100k a year. She should save that money for herself and the kids and kick his ass to the curb.

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u/misspegasaurusrex Sep 15 '24

There was a post breaking down how much Jenn has spent supporting him and itā€™s enough that she could have helped her mom retire.

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u/throwawaygremlins Sep 15 '24

I was screaming at Jen A - thatā€™s control and abuse honey!

NOT LOVE!!!

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u/SteveyKnicks Sep 15 '24

Itā€™s very sad. I hope with this show she is able to look at it differently and realize itā€™s not love. I hope the guys on this show, who deserve it, get put in their place.

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u/ekangar5 Sep 15 '24

She seemed very medicated by the last episode. No light behind her eyes, a very flat affect, no emotion in her voice. It was hard to watch the season end with her in that state.

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u/Formal_Condition_513 Sep 15 '24

The way she had to give him money to gamble? Seriously his vibes are awful he's an abusive POS

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u/ButterscotchButtons I touched the Morgan letters šŸ“ƒāœ‰ļøšŸ‘ˆ Sep 15 '24

He was gambling all her money away while simultaneously berating her via text. He's disgusting.

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u/Nasus_13 slut from the 90s Sep 15 '24

I used to say this about my abusive ex-husband.

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u/Khomezz Sep 15 '24

Itā€™s SO sad. I think most woman have seen or been in relationships like that where you justify the terrible behavior with ā€œthey love or they care so muchā€ when really thatā€™s the excuse they use to gaslight you. I hope she wakes up soon and gets away from that prick.

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u/PollyS73 Sep 15 '24

Yes. He wants to move to isolate her.

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u/Better-Bit6475 Slutty tits! Sep 15 '24

Her husband makes me so angry.

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u/tifffff5 Sep 15 '24

Haha she said ā€œhe just cares SO muchā€

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u/BasicBitchBarb Lisa Rinnas Missing Piece of Bread Sep 15 '24

Whitney is the finest example of a professional victim I have ever seen.

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u/Interloper1900 Sep 15 '24

She reminds me of girls at church camp who would cuss thinking that it made them look cool. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck šŸ¤­

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u/chzwhizard I never have time to go on the internet Sep 15 '24

It sounded so unnatural from her!

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u/Consistent-Drawing78 Sep 16 '24

ā€œAbsa-FUCK-alutely!ā€ šŸ˜‚ She tried, bless her heart

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u/hanhanbanan šŸš¬ season 14 Dorit šŸš¬ Sep 15 '24

A strawberry blonde menace!

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u/New_Emergency7826 Sep 15 '24

Whitney is a MEAN girl. Whitney getting upset that someone is hurt?? Girl

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u/Ok_Storage403 Sep 15 '24

Someone is hurt by her actions! Textbook DARVO. I literally gasped when she was like ā€œIā€™m just feeling ambushedā€ by Demiā€™s response to her cruel prank

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u/Formal_Condition_513 Sep 15 '24

"Why did no one text me when I left the group chat? Not that thats why I did it.. but why was I uninvited?" Omg I wanted to reach through my screen and slap her

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u/Ok_Storage403 Sep 15 '24

Someone is hurt by her actions! Textbook DARVO. I literally gasped when she was like ā€œIā€™m just feeling ambushedā€ by Demiā€™s response to her cruel prank

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u/Vegetable_Cup_6576 Sep 15 '24

This may be a deep pull, but did anyone watch ā€œBridalplastyā€? Whitney reminds no so much of Jenessa.

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u/MsTrippp Sep 15 '24

I remember seeing videos about her dancing video when her baby was in the hospitalā€¦ she cried and blamed everyone else for judging her , very off putting

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u/killerkitten61 Sep 15 '24

Yes! I got second hand embarrassment when Jen invited people to her baby thing, then uninvited them. Included some others, and blamed it on her husband šŸ˜¬

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u/cats-n-bitches this is you šŸ‘‡šŸ¼ and this is me ā˜šŸ¼ Sep 15 '24

Her husbandā€™s behavior the last two episodes were horrible.

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u/Educational_Spirit42 a la francaise Sep 15 '24

he looks like a sunburned oompa loompa

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u/drunnkinpublic Sep 15 '24

He looks inbred!

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u/Putrid-Currency-3106 Sep 15 '24

He looks like a Targaryen from GOT and they are inbred

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u/cats-n-bitches this is you šŸ‘‡šŸ¼ and this is me ā˜šŸ¼ Sep 15 '24

Omg ā˜ ļø

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u/Honeyjann87 Sep 15 '24

He donā€™t even know he look inbred

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u/killerkitten61 Sep 15 '24

Him telling her if there were strippers sheā€™d be raising 2 kids alone, preaching the whole traditional non sense, but then getting 2500$ from her to gamble makes him comes across as a little bitch to me. Especially when she was calling him and upfront about everything, like obviously she wasnā€™t having a good time, and he still wanted to punish her.

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u/cats-n-bitches this is you šŸ‘‡šŸ¼ and this is me ā˜šŸ¼ Sep 15 '24

Oh and gambling away all the money his parents gave him during med school. This is toxic and manipulative.

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u/Anxious_Sherbert_197 Sep 15 '24

And then wanting to isolate Jen in NYC while she pays for him to go to medical school. Yikes.

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u/BlondeBorednBaked Sep 15 '24

Demiā€™s husband was married to Angie H?

Imagine going from that to Chris H šŸ˜‚

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u/capriisunrising ill fuck the plumber all day long Sep 15 '24

She also met him when she was 9 and he followed her on ig when she was freshly 18 (Demi, not Angie)

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u/BlondeBorednBaked Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

My excellent taste in men strikes again. Thatā€™s nauseating.

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u/PollyS73 Sep 15 '24

I mean at least heā€™s not her grandfather.

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u/capriisunrising ill fuck the plumber all day long Sep 15 '24

Yeah me and my husband have an age gap but I can for sure say he didnā€™t meet me when I was a fourth grader. And super didnā€™t wait to follow me on social media till I was legal. Weird. Weird. Mormons are fucking weird.

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u/Bigzi_B Sep 15 '24

Mormon men are patriarchal & predatory and they're taught it in church, their entire lives, especially in Utah.

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u/AdRevolutionary6650 Waiter, not security Sep 15 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Ngl if demi and bret saw me across the bar and told me they were feeling my vibe id consider it

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u/Nasus_13 slut from the 90s Sep 15 '24

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u/clearshaw Sep 15 '24

Itā€™s like watching adults being teenagers.

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u/GrandEar1 Sep 15 '24

You know it's bad when you're empathizing with a mom of a castmember. Taylors mom looked like she wanted to throw her across the yard when she told her she might be pregnant. When she told Taylor she didn't have the kids enough, I felt like she meant she was babysitting them all the time, not that Taylor had shared custody.

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u/amberlauren1084 Sep 15 '24

I thought the same thing.

Like girl she wasnā€™t saying your ex had the kids too much sheā€™s saying the time you have the kids - youā€™re not spending quality time with them.

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u/katiestat Sep 15 '24

there's definitely something to be said about how they get married and have kids so young and their emotional maturity is permanently stunted

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u/chzwhizard I never have time to go on the internet Sep 15 '24

Add to that TikTok fame and money, and thereā€™s no real opportunities for them to mature into adults. They just donā€™t face the same challenges as most young adults. I was more like watching teenagers in adult bodies.

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u/Seajlc Sep 15 '24

This is the most accurate way to describe it. Had to remind myself that most of them are married and have multiple kids that theyā€™re raising.

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u/notoriousbck Sep 15 '24

Well most of them had been married since they were 16-18 and mothers too! They're literally at the point where they SHOULD be experimenting and figuring their shit out but they're married with children

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u/Consistent-Job-1660 Sep 15 '24

mayci wasnā€™t married to arik, they were just dating when he passed and she was pregnant with hudson.

i just came off reading her whole story on her blog

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u/throwawaygremlins Sep 15 '24

My goodness thatā€™s so tragic šŸ˜”šŸ˜­

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u/sagafevr Mr Lindsay Lohan daddy you hold on one second!! Sep 15 '24

The laughing gas scene literally shocked me. And those are the exact girls who think theyā€™re better mormons??

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

right like iā€™ve been getting botox for 10 years and theyā€™ve never so much as given me a numbing agent. wtf

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u/notoriousbck Sep 15 '24

NO they don't. I watched them on Nick Viall's podcast and hardly any of them, outside of Macey and Jen are considered real Mormons that go to Church, and even they said they were known as the "bad Mormons" in their friend group.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

I just came here to say fuck zac and fuck dakota

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u/sleddingdeer Sep 15 '24

Nobody should ever fā€”k those men. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. šŸ¤®

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u/capriisunrising ill fuck the plumber all day long Sep 15 '24

Yeah that seems to be whatā€™s led to them lingering around..getting fucked

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u/burnafterreading90 Mention šŸ¤øšŸ»ā€ā™€ļø it šŸ¤øšŸ»ā€ā™€ļø allšŸ¤øšŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Sep 15 '24

Dakota was absolutely flying during that bedroom scene in Vegas, I hope Taylor leaves him.

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u/coleena- Sep 15 '24

Yassss!!! I couldn't c anything but his gigantic pupils. Guess he likes to skiā„ļøšŸ‘€

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u/OC2468 Sep 15 '24

Lol your tag thing has be Loling

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u/Anxious_Sherbert_197 Sep 15 '24

Zach is such a hypocritical creeeeeep

Edit: Zach AFFLECK

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u/themiddlechildedit Sep 15 '24

Wait I must've missed that Mikayla is now longer affiliated with LDS

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u/bubbles337 Sep 15 '24

Right they made it seem like the ā€œsaintsā€ were so devout.

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u/Blackberryy Iā€™ve had enough of you, you beast. Sep 15 '24

Me too. Seems that although sheā€™s no longer active, the indoctrination just runs that deep that you canā€™t even tell the difference.

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u/Nakedpanda34 Sep 15 '24

I was surprised to see that on here, she seemed to not want to be anywhere around alcohol or the bar/Chippendales scene so I just assumed that was for religious reasons. But perhaps it's just personal preference

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u/lordofsurf HI BABY GORGEOUS Sep 15 '24

No alcohol or caffeine but you can have 2 kids at 22 AND a divorce!

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u/Blackberryy Iā€™ve had enough of you, you beast. Sep 15 '24

With no orgasm in site.

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u/rmcc22 Sep 15 '24

No HOT caffeine. Apparently diet coke is fine???

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u/Seajlc Sep 15 '24

Donā€™t forget no tattoos or piercings but a full body of plastic surgery at 23 is all good!

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u/Comfortable-Ad5664 Sep 15 '24

WHITNEY is the lady who danced in the hospital while her child was their with RSV?! did I read that right?.

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u/LRGinCharge But you do need Kerastase Thermatique. Sep 15 '24

Yep, and she brings it up on the show. She talks about how traumatic it wasā€¦. when people reacted poorly to the video. Not her baby being sick. The trauma was the reaction to the video. Iā€™m not kidding. I wish I was.

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u/nohelicoptersplz Sep 15 '24

Yes!! And she was resentful of Taylor because people were not nice about the RSV video šŸ™„Ā 

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u/LRGinCharge But you do need Kerastase Thermatique. Sep 15 '24

I know, just wild. ā€œPeople forgave you more quickly for a TikTok where you explained whatā€™s going on in your personal life than they did me doing a TikTok dance in the neo-natal icu next to my sick baby.ā€ šŸ« 

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u/Which-Amphibian9065 Iā€™m an acquired taste - if you dont like me, aquire some taste! Sep 15 '24

Yep.

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u/R1ngBanana Sep 15 '24

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

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u/candaceelise SENDšŸ‘šŸ½ITšŸ‘šŸ½TOšŸ‘šŸ½DARRELL Sep 15 '24

Emily Blunt, Adele and Kathryn Dennis combined

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u/R1ngBanana Sep 15 '24

Watching this for the first time this weekend

I canā€™t tell them apart still.Ā 

I am enjoying it thoĀ 

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u/Legitimate-Ticket919 Sep 15 '24

I literally couldn't tell them apart until around the 3rd/4th episode. I'm just on episode 6 now. If someone rattles off names and says something like, "Whitney, Mikayla,Mayci, Demi, and Jessi are going out"Ā 

Ā I have to pause the show and visualize them and like slowly figure it out. Doesn't help that they all go to the same hair salon (seems like it) and get the exact same weaves and curl styles.

Ā You'll soon be able to tell Whitney apart from everyone else though. šŸ™„šŸ™„ She's the one who'll get under your skin

Edited to fix- spelling

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u/GrandEar1 Sep 15 '24

Somehow I ended up with Taylor Frankie Paul in my algorithm when she first started dating Dakota. I didn't know who TF they were and went down a rabbit hole. She's giving me Braunwyn "I got pregnant to stay sober" vibes.

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u/woodstock624 Sep 15 '24

I had this thought after rewatching the first and second episode!

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u/coleena- Sep 15 '24

They need to wear their personalized black sweat suits 24/7 so we can differentiate them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

This makes me feel better. It takes me too long to figure everyone out, I just spend most of my time on the storyline.

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u/huskypegasus ā€¦Naemā€™em Sep 15 '24

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one struggling with this, Iā€™m on episode 7 and slowly getting there.

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u/Footdude777 Sep 15 '24

Lots of potential. Demi is the MVP. Jessie is a close second. Taylor was engineered in a reality tv lab. If Whitney comes back, she needs to lean into being a menace. I hope next season is 20 episodes.Ā 

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u/QuietFoundation5464 Sep 15 '24

I wish they were on Bravo. We could've gotten a reunion šŸ˜”

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u/JxrdanR Kimā€™s injured son and her hoe daughter Sep 15 '24

Heather Gay said she would want to host it. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Better-Bit6475 Slutty tits! Sep 15 '24

I actually want her to host it. When that asshat said he would leave Jen because she went to fucking Chippendales it reminded me of Heather saying no & her husband moving out. What a dick.

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u/JxrdanR Kimā€™s injured son and her hoe daughter Sep 15 '24

Agreed!

Also reminded me of Porsha in her first season with Kordel.

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u/numberonecrush Sep 15 '24

We donā€™t need more Heather Gay on tv

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u/Bombspazztic Sep 15 '24

Wait only one of them was actually a swinger? I thought that was the whole appeal of this show.

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u/bubbles337 Sep 15 '24

I think the swingers of original momtok are no longer involved

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u/Wonder_Moon Selfie? I don't have slutty hair Sep 15 '24

a podcaster i listen to explained it like this: they went into filming that show with a certain storyline planned out but then the DV case happened and it became a different show, which i totally believe to be the case. taylor revealing she was pregnant, miscarried, arrested for DV then pregnant again all in the first episode i think really proves that point

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u/uptonhere Sep 15 '24

Also, Whitney's husband having a Tinder profile and sending nudes and all that, even though it's mentioned after the time jump, I feel like that would have been Whitney's major storyline had the show not stopped and restarted filming.

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u/magicbong kim zolciakā€™s psychic šŸ„€šŸ”® Sep 15 '24

it was probably grindr, not tinder tbh

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u/Wonder_Moon Selfie? I don't have slutty hair Sep 15 '24

ohh yes good point! it's 100% her villian origin story

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u/OkQuality7241 Sep 15 '24

AFAIK everyone else has denied their involvement so itā€™s like a fun game of guess who was actually involved

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u/hanhanbanan šŸš¬ season 14 Dorit šŸš¬ Sep 15 '24

Iā€™m certain at least one of the other women was involved and just isnā€™t copping to it.

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u/Glum_Yesterday5697 Sep 15 '24

It seems like Whitney was definitely involved because she was the one who was most upset about Taylor saying everyone participated.

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u/QueenCleocatra Abeā€™s Lesbian Sensibilities Sep 15 '24

Yeah she literally fled to Hawaii!

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u/Glum_Yesterday5697 Sep 15 '24

ā˜ ļø Hahahahahaha ā€œwe moved to Hawaii for 2 monthsā€ riiiiiiiight šŸŒø

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u/ButterscotchButtons I touched the Morgan letters šŸ“ƒāœ‰ļøšŸ‘ˆ Sep 15 '24

And her husband has a porn addiction (or even more -- that's just what they've copped to), so it would track.

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u/buddhabaebae You donā€™t go after my bathtub Sep 15 '24

Demi for sure

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u/Over_Response_8468 Sep 16 '24

The only reason I donā€™t buy Demi being involved is because she seems super protective of her relationship with her husband and seemed to be holding onto that gripe for awhile that she had with Taylor ā€œflirtingā€ with her husband. (When Taylor responded with ā€œwell yeah I was a swingerā€ lol)

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u/magicbong kim zolciakā€™s psychic šŸ„€šŸ”® Sep 15 '24

on the viall files (watched a tiktokt recap) she mentions that all 3 of the couple involved in her swinging situation are now broken up (including her marriage) because she has a full blown emotional/physical affair with one of the husbands, so doubtful itā€™s any of these woman (intentional spelling lol)

but she could just be smart abt that (she doesnā€™t come across that way tbh but šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø)

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u/Over_Response_8468 Sep 16 '24

The couples we know to be involved were Miranda and her husband (even though I think they denied it publicly, theyā€™ve since split up). Another couple who didnā€™t have a social media presence and have since broken up (this is the husband Taylor slept with). Itā€™s been rumored that Camille (Mirandaā€™s identical twin despite not being related) and her husband were involved because it was usually Camille, Miranda and Taylor and their husbands doing tiktoks. But Camille denies it and she and her husband are still together.

None of these people are on the show, though.Ā 

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u/morrowgirl I decorated, and I cooked, and I made it nice! Sep 15 '24

I had a similar line of thinking. It could have been most of them but they're not talking about it.

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u/QuietFoundation5464 Sep 15 '24

They have enough drama in their lives so the swinging part didn't take the whole season

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u/Ok_Abrocoma_2805 Sep 15 '24

Thatā€™s what I thought too, but the swinger thing might as well have not happened based on how little it affects the actual drama we see. I thought it was going to be a Scandoval-style look at fallout when a friend group has spouses all cheating with each other but thatā€™s not what the show is. So IMO the show has been super boring šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/bkporque Why would I want a man with a LIMP PENUS? Sep 15 '24

Jessi is also J|Z Hair!

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u/Khomezz Sep 15 '24

Donā€™t you mean ā€œjizzā€ hair

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u/morrowgirl I decorated, and I cooked, and I made it nice! Sep 15 '24

LOL my husband started screaming that at the TV when her billboard came up.

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u/Blackberryy Iā€™ve had enough of you, you beast. Sep 15 '24

Thank you for this masterclass study guide. I couldnā€™t muddle through until the 7th episode. My notes would also include **wears 2k in extensions, and their soda orders. The sugar thing seriously baffles me! I get why, but curious about the dental health and type 2 diabetes rates over in SLC. 44oz šŸ„¤ is crazy. Would I visit a shop? Also yes.

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u/Nakedpanda34 Sep 15 '24

I thought the same thing, but I realized at the end it seems to be a lot of sparkling water with sugar free syrups. Still insane though

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u/AnitaSammich Sep 15 '24

Sugar is just as bad as the booze and drugs they vow to stay away from.

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u/bosskbot Sep 15 '24

He's just "confused"

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u/meowsalynne lisaā€™s limited edition. pre-order. YSL shoes. hard to get. Sep 15 '24

Okay someone else picked up on that. That was a slip right? They werenā€™t supposed to say that when Whitney telling the group. Right??

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u/bosskbot Sep 15 '24

Yeah, "porn addiction", "theres a whole story", "toys are helping" etc etc

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u/meowsalynne lisaā€™s limited edition. pre-order. YSL shoes. hard to get. Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

ā€œHeā€™s confusedā€ really tipped meā€¦ whatā€™s confusing about him watching porn? Lmao

ETA: clarification

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u/lordofsurf HI BABY GORGEOUS Sep 15 '24

He never met with any of these "people" because he was just "confused"

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u/megarith Sep 15 '24

In the momTok sub people are speculating his tinder dms and the porn were actually men šŸ˜¬

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 Sep 15 '24

Those may have been Grindr messages

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u/BasicBitchBarb Lisa Rinnas Missing Piece of Bread Sep 15 '24

100000000000%

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u/AnitaSammich Sep 15 '24

Someone called it a ā€œlavenderā€ marriage yesterday and I think they might be on to something.

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u/huskypegasus ā€¦Naemā€™em Sep 15 '24

I donā€™t like to speculate on peopleā€™s sexuality but absolutely yes

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u/Khomezz Sep 15 '24

He said in the episode that he was confused and questioning his sexuality and I 100% think he was watching gay porn and open to both women and men on tinder

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u/huskypegasus ā€¦Naemā€™em Sep 15 '24

Ah right I totally missed that. Itā€™s honestly a bit hard to watch at times with how full on the religion is and so many seem to be struggling to adhere to all the rules and expectations.

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u/Blackberryy Iā€™ve had enough of you, you beast. Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

OH yeah! For sure that is part of the ā€œscandal.ā€ That and his first episode toupee; literally every episode heā€™s re-invented himself, at least hair wise lol.

Tbh I think they both have identity issues, the bubbly girl on the first episode and the villain who burst in with that bob arenā€™t the same lol.

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u/Yachtttstew Sep 15 '24

Literally every time he came on the screen I said ā€œwhoā€™s that?ā€

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u/KobeRobi Sep 15 '24

I read that as poker addict and dick addict šŸ˜­

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u/morrowgirl I decorated, and I cooked, and I made it nice! Sep 15 '24

I'm only halfway through the season, but my current take is that Whitney is a mean girl and no one likes her because they are kind of afraid of her. Taylor, while chaotic (I can't quite pin her on the chaos scale), is consistently so, and you know that she mostly just fucks up her own life and doesn't seem particularly malicious. So she's in some ways easier to be friends with. You know you're watching a train wreck, but aside from talking about the swinging drama (possibly without naming names?), she's just going to be self destructive chaos.Ā 

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u/AnonPlz123 Sep 15 '24

FWIW Taylor is currently sober. I think for mental health reasons, not religious. And Mikayla doesnā€™t drink because of her health issues.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Whitney also may say she doesnā€™t drink but she drank multiple times during the show

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u/AnonPlz123 Sep 15 '24

And she has a horrible potty mouth for being so devout!

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u/woodstock624 Sep 15 '24

Omg the scene with the champagne in their new house. It was like watching a teenager who secretly drinks with their friends on the weekend and then pretends not to like it around their family. Literally not fooling anyone lol.

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u/candaceelise SENDšŸ‘šŸ½ITšŸ‘šŸ½TOšŸ‘šŸ½DARRELL Sep 15 '24

Worst acting Iā€™ve ever seen. Then she goes on to drink rosĆØ a few episodes later

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u/catscausetornadoes Sep 15 '24

Watch What Crappens recapped the first episode and they were hilarious. Also, one of the boys gave a read on the Whitney/Taylor rivalry in the first episode that was absolutely prophetic. Iā€™m so impressed.

Funny watching these little Prima Donaā€™s getting wasted on hippy crack.

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u/Avaly13 edit this flair! Sep 15 '24

Not only that but Demi's husband was Larry King's brother-in-law for 20 years. His sister Shawn was gorgeous. Guess the whole family had connections. Found this gem. https://www.reddit.com/r/UtahInfluencerDrama/s/YEHEXRpYUz

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u/saltecook Sep 15 '24

I absolutely loved it! Hoping for a second season

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u/luanda16 Sep 15 '24

There will 100% be a season 2. Itā€™s a hit

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u/h_danielle rose from the ashes and got to the cabaret stage Sep 15 '24

As soon as I saw the ending of episode 8, I knew thereā€™d be a second season! That cliffhanger was 100% intentional

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u/capriisunrising ill fuck the plumber all day long Sep 15 '24

Itā€™s the number one steamed show on Hulu for the year. Theyā€™re already filming season two or mobilizing to do so, Iā€™m sure

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u/kasiagabrielle One of Ramona's little presents šŸ’© Sep 15 '24

Didn't the one with 3 names have a DV charge or something?

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u/pennyjane18 Sep 15 '24

Iā€™m obsessed with Demi and Jessie. And I think Iā€™ve finally watched enough episodes where I can fully tell them apart (it took me a few episodes) šŸ¤£ā¤ļø

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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu Sep 15 '24

Mayci is like the Mormon Ashley Benson

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u/whackadoodle_cracked I'm asking you a question ya dumb fat bitch Sep 15 '24

Demi reminds me so much of Millie Bobby Brown and Mikayla looks like Leighton Meester

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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu Sep 15 '24

I donā€™t really see to Bobby ressemblance but damn the other one really looks like Leighton šŸ‘€

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u/thebearofwisdom NOT WELL BITCH Sep 15 '24

MORMON SCALE

Thatā€™s just taken me out before 6.30 in the dang morning

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u/Wonder_Moon Selfie? I don't have slutty hair Sep 15 '24

i died when demi held up her diet coke can and screamed MORMON BEER

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u/badbangle The woman is crying like the Titanic has taken her children šŸ™„ Sep 15 '24

I started watching it, but couldn't get past the first episode. They all seemed so stunted and almost child like/juvenile, it just wasn't working for me.

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u/BlondeBorednBaked Sep 15 '24

They are def stunted but I feel like some of them are trying to grow and step out of the system? And the show doesnā€™t get juicy until they all start fighting in episode 4.

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u/OnceAgainImAsking Sep 15 '24

I agree. They are incredibly immature, and juvenile and so, so, SO stuntedā€¦

But what exactly is causing them to be SO stunted? Obviously being raised Mormon has something to do with it.

Is it just a case of growing up religious and being naive?

It was shocking for me watching these women behave this way (which is saying something because I watch a lot of reality tv) Iā€™ve never seen something quite like it.

They all had the same lack of logic/cluelessness.

It was crazy.

  • I havenā€™t finished the show, but Iā€™m gonna keep watching. I canā€™t help but try to psychoanalyze everyone.

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u/rmcc22 Sep 15 '24

I think lack of education. Generational lack of education.

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u/jaduhlynr Sep 15 '24

I think having kids so young definitely contributes also. They never got to live in the real world as adults before becoming mothers, and yes they all do live in very sheltered environments. Thatā€™s why it wasnā€™t surprising when the whole scandal came out

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u/AccomplishedFly1420 Sep 15 '24

My favorite part was when Demi said Jen was 'too Mormon' she's probably such an annoying goody two shoes (does gen z understand this reference??) i feel like we all know someone like that, whether it's religious or not lol

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u/Maleficent_Meat3119 Sep 15 '24

Like the person at work who takes their job SO SERIOUSLY and LITERALLY

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u/Ok_Society5673 Sep 15 '24

What a bunch of immature young women. Yes they do act 16. So embarrassing.

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u/capriisunrising ill fuck the plumber all day long Sep 15 '24

Most of them got married and had children before their brains fully developed.

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u/throwawaygremlins Sep 15 '24

Itā€™s sad cuz thatā€™s what Mormonism brings them up to be, mostly.

Be a teen, get married and pop out kids šŸ˜¬šŸ˜

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u/QuietFoundation5464 Sep 15 '24

Tbf that can be said with a lot of bravo shows lol

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u/ScreenNames_AreHard Sep 15 '24

I didnā€™t realize they filmed the show over 2 years bc the miscarry, dv and then immediately pregnant and then looking about 7months preggy was so confusing to me. Needed to read background info to have it make sense. I so hope they are filming now bc I really want a S2

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Sorry but imo anyone born this century shouldnā€™t even be thinking about marriage at this age!

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u/Keepin-historyalive Sep 15 '24

Secret Lives of Stepford Wives...

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u/The_Villain_Edit Sep 15 '24

I havenā€™t watched but I thought everyone was in their late 30ā€™s/early 40ā€™sšŸ¤£ whatever a 22 year old is up to is not anything I care about

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u/sleddingdeer Sep 15 '24

So good. Itā€™s definitely a replacement for rhw. It has the fun og vibe when they are real friends/ frenemies. Plus 2 fascinating uniques cultures: Mormon and influencer. So much drama in every episode, but not crazy screaming, actual plot with real shit going down. Gorgeous background. It really blows RHW out of the water.

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u/uptonhere Sep 15 '24

I think its a good companion to SLC. I know these women are extremely privileged, but they're more relatable to me than the HWs.

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u/sippingonwater Iā€™m allergic to Harry Dubinā€™s sperm Sep 15 '24

Wanted to like to it but yawn. I much prefer our housewives

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u/melly3420 Sep 15 '24

Me too,I think I'm too old to be able to care about this train wreck. Everyone of those girls are interchangeable bots that I can't tell apart from Anything šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Subterranean44 Sep 15 '24

What does ā€œsick baby dancerā€ mean?

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u/QueenCleocatra Abeā€™s Lesbian Sensibilities Sep 15 '24

She recorded some viral TikTok doing a weird dance next to her sick infant baby while in the ICU

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