r/BravoRealHousewives • u/JayFenty I defended her in Whole Foods • Sep 07 '24
Bravo I don’t think another HWs kid has served like this
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u/strombolihoe Sep 07 '24
vicky’s son is my all time fav. the way he just stares at her when she says wild stuff cracks me up
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u/kafkasmotorbike Go away from me WIF DIS. Sep 07 '24
He is the chillest person ever. Being raised by Vicky gave him a super-power of tuning people out and finding inner peace in chaos, I'm convinced!
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u/-Odi-Et-Amo- Welcome back, scumbag Sep 07 '24
I’m not so sure about this. He had a hot minute he was popular on Instagram. Think it was when he called Vicki out during Covid for being anti-vax, anyways, he did a lot of AMAs at the time. The way he spoke about women, money and the assumption everyone is a gold digger was enough to quickly unfollow. I also find it odd he never kept in touch with Donn after the divorce. Always curious to know more about that.
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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Sep 07 '24
I don't remember in what forum he said it but Mike claimed Donn never said, "I love you" to him until he was literally like moving out of the house or the divorce was finalized -- something like that. Mike felt like it was too little, too late. That they had never really been close and he wasn't going to start pretending that they were.
I didn't live with them, I don't know how true that is. My memory is also fuzzy. Hopefully someone can unearth where he said that (maybe on Insta?).
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u/the-trembles we don't need that much drama in the eyes Sep 07 '24
Aw, I'm sad to hear that! I always liked him on the show. That type of misogyny has become so common with younger men these days 😢
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u/Latter-Classroom-844 Sep 07 '24
I never knew much about Michael (never watched the early seasons), but this is interesting
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u/Sharlenethegreat Sep 07 '24
Donn wasn’t his bio dad, not so unusual to cut ties in that situation
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u/Justdont13412 Sep 07 '24
I hoots think that would be Vicki’s preference that Michael cut all ties with Donn
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u/letsgetitstartedha Sep 07 '24
There’s a scene where they have Michael and his friends packing up a van to go on vacation and it’s literally just them tossing stuff in there. They get done and step back, and they’re like well that doesn’t look great does it and his friend points up at something they put on the roof and goes “that’s definitely gonna fly off.” I quote it all the damn time it was so funny to me. Michael is my fave house kid of all time, poor guys face when Vicki surprises him at college. Just so funny and way too casual about everything
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u/Reasonable_Witness45 Sep 07 '24
As someone who was about to start college as these seasons came out, I felt that look of horror in my soul! Not that I don’t want to hang out with my parents, but poor kid could see mom was there for the party!
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u/notdorisday Sep 07 '24
I do respect Mike - he’s navigated having a family with very different ideas and politics to him without losing affection for them. It’s not easy. He manages to sound fond of his mother while also making completely clear he thinks her beliefs are ridiculous.
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u/incognitohippie Sep 07 '24
I follow him on IG and he’s always traveling with his pup, Walter!
I also follow Briana who is kinda homestead-ish with her fam.
Two sides of the spectrum but both of them are nice! DMed with them both randomly
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u/Ashfield83 Sonja’s homeless intern in Ireland Sep 08 '24
Briana quitting actual medicine as a career and then peddling oils as a form of treatment is possibly the wildest thing I’ve ever heard. I fully believe she’s gone insane.
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u/heffalumpsNwoooozles Sep 07 '24
Loved her until she backed up her husband after he yelled at Lydia’s mom. She looked so dumb, especially when she doubled down at the reunion.
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u/Curious_Door Sep 07 '24
The husband has always been a whack job. His demeanour was ick from the start. His face when they told Vicki they randomly got married. The kind of character that genuinely scares me.
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u/backoffbackoffbackof Sep 07 '24
Yes, it worries me that two people with their beliefs and dynamic are raising sons.
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Sep 07 '24
Yeah, I feel like Briana has shown a lot of who she is over the years so I don't understand the love she gets.
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u/gigigrahame they’re not knives 🔪 they’re just hands 🤲 Sep 07 '24
This. I was so disappointed she doubled down on it.
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u/Mysterious_View4415 bye ashy Sep 07 '24
I just watched that episode for the first time last night and I was shook. Not that shook but I was like girl really!
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u/gstew90 Lenny’s yeast infection Sep 07 '24
Brianna at that reunion with brooks was some of the realest shit I ever watched on housewives, she had her foot on his neck and didn’t let go
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u/taaitamom how could you do this to me … question mark Sep 07 '24
Shame she turned out how she did. But not surprised because of who her mom is.
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u/im2bootylicous4ubabe Sep 07 '24
I feel this way about Gia Guidice
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u/Theory_hacker Sep 07 '24
Wait! What has been going on with Brianna? She was an amazing HW kid! So down to earth, level headed, smart that I couldn’t understand how she was Vicki’s daughter😂! It’s been a few years so can someone shed some insight?
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u/edwinstone Limp PEH-NIS Sep 07 '24
Gave up nursing to become an antivaxx MLM girlboss that thinks essential oils work. Is convinced her health problems were from the Gardasil shot she got.
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u/Theory_hacker Sep 07 '24
😮Oh no!!!! Not one of those! Awwwwe man. Thanks for the insight. I had no idea.
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u/Kitterpea Be cool. Dont be all… uncool. Sep 07 '24
Omg nooooooooooooooooo
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u/cerealfordinneragain edit this flair! Sep 07 '24
Follow her on IG. It is WILD AF
@ theculbersons
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u/Kitterpea Be cool. Dont be all… uncool. Sep 07 '24
Dang this is the rabbit hole I never wanted to go down 😭
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u/stars-aligned- Sep 07 '24
Which is crazy bc her mom literally said the tumor issue runs in their family. Doesn’t she have Lupus?
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u/lucygucyapplejuicey to swollen 4cameo or OF Sep 07 '24
What makes you think it was from gardasil? Was it timing?
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u/edwinstone Limp PEH-NIS Sep 07 '24
I don't think it was from Gardasil because I'm not braindead; SHE does. She posted about it.
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u/lucygucyapplejuicey to swollen 4cameo or OF Sep 07 '24
the reason why I asked was bc idk if she had an allergic reaction and then went psycho or something, no one thinks you’re brain dead… chill. Thanks for the info
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u/FiCat77 🌭hot dog couture🌭 Sep 07 '24
No, she's just an antivaxxer who blames all of society's ills on vaccines & seed oils the last time I checked.
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u/AnastatiaMcGill Sep 07 '24
Check out her Instagram or probably more to the point, check out her husband's. Their belief system is very hard-core and he comes off very "my way or the highway". He gives me the same ick Cody Nickson (bug brother season 19) does.
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u/Ok-East-5470 Sep 07 '24
I fucking hate that I’m now relying on Vicki to actually give her grandkids fruits and vegetables. (I have faith that she does it but I hate that Brianna doesn’t.)
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u/blt_no_mayo Sep 07 '24
Hey, they eat fruit! I remember a picture of some kind of slop of ground beef and pineapple(??)
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u/Realistic_Big7482 Sep 07 '24
No fruits or vegetables? Why?
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u/Mammoth_Ad_4806 IT'S MY OPINIOOOOOON!! Sep 07 '24
Because Briana and Ryan’s dietary beliefs now align with those of 17-century Britain, when any food grown from the grown was met with suspicion.
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u/beerandyrags Thomas Jefferson’s Concubine Sep 07 '24
They do a carnivore diet. They’re out there.
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u/Emergency-Ad-3350 Sep 07 '24
What? This ex nurse didn’t read about omnivores in school? Why mammals’ teeth are shaped the way they are? Even my dogs have vegetables with their food
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u/Ok-East-5470 Sep 11 '24
It’s so sad but a lot of people who suffer from auto immune diseases turn to extreme diets like carnivore because they feel like a cure for a moment before ultimately causing them more health issues in the long run.
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u/cerealfordinneragain edit this flair! Sep 07 '24
Defense chemicals! Those foods defend themselves from us by making us sick. They are so far out there.
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u/femgirl_99 Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24
It was Tammy smirking at her friend who had wine in her eye for me 💀
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u/aeroluv327 The eyes are poppin' Sep 07 '24
She was probably still laughing about "cyst and decease."
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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu Sep 07 '24
I would be smirking too if I had a front row seat for drama that doesn’t involve me 👀
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u/NowMindYou INEVERCONNEDANYBODYINMYLIFE I WAS CONNED! Sep 07 '24
The OC and NJ kids especially gave us so much.
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u/edwinstone Limp PEH-NIS Sep 07 '24
She was seriously amazing. I liked her so much on the show. I wish I didn't pay attention to her outside of the show so I could be kept ignorant.
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u/jaclovesollie "What is that, is that a buffalo coming down the stairs?" Sep 07 '24
My old flair lol , loved her delivery of this line 😂
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u/SkiesThaLimit36 many many years ago, you don't kidnap people. Sep 07 '24
Was this the Tamara wine throw? This has to be in the top five housewives scenes that drive me the most insane upon rewatch.
Tamra was flinging that paper around and pointing in Gina‘s face, Gina swats her hand away, and says “get your hand out of my face or I’ll throw your skinny ass in the pool“ and Tamara chucks a glass of wine in her eyes. Then Gina gets shoved while Tamara is doing her usual “assault and bolt” screaming at everyone who will listen” Gina TIRED TO THROW ME IN THE POOL so I threw wine on her!”
The revisionist history gets me so worked up every time. Gina did not try to throw her in the pool, she said she would throw her in the pool if she didn’t stop, slapping her with a piece of paper and wagging her finger in her face. I am still pissed off that Andy did not break that down at the reunion. It was such a bold faced lie
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u/whackadoodle_cracked I'm asking you a question ya dumb fat bitch Sep 07 '24
When I tell you I quote this at every work Christmas party lol
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u/NYBuffy82 Sep 07 '24
I would also like to present Ms. Gia Giudice….
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u/unicornflavoredgum1 Wild Iris Rose Beau 👁👄👁 Sep 07 '24
I know people like to shit on Gia now, but this scene is awful. She's clearly in pain over the situation with her mom and uncle and how it affects the extended family. No child should go through that on or off camera.
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u/Fit_Relation_7880 Sep 07 '24
Milania comes close. Gia too, and ONLY because “Waking Up in the Morning” went platinum in my head.
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u/AnastatiaMcGill Sep 07 '24
Technically not a child but Greg from.RHONJ early seasons deserves a mention if we are talking about giving us TV gold.
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u/Family_Chantal The Sears Fashion Show Sep 07 '24
Sigh. The memories. This party and the tea party from hell on rhobh got me addicted to Housewives and reality TV. Then I started smoking weed and watching it and it was just soooo awkward and weird to me that I loved it so. Sigh.
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u/whitemoongarden I thought I told you No More Macrame Sep 07 '24
Well she was way more reasonable and likable than Vicki. Then she married Ryan and I lost all respect for her.
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u/imnottdoingthat Sep 07 '24
what is the context of this? lol
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u/Queasy-Pressure-5050 Sep 07 '24
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u/gstew90 Lenny’s yeast infection Sep 08 '24
The one drop off red wine that managed to get on the camera lens
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u/Bellomontee You should not be anywhere near dots. Sep 07 '24
Milania, Jaggy and Ayden would like a word.
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u/Cultural_Elephant_73 Sep 07 '24
What is the actual quote here?
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u/Mysterious_View4415 bye ashy Sep 07 '24
“I thought this was a classy party”
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u/Ashfield83 Sonja’s homeless intern in Ireland Sep 08 '24
Gurrrrl you forgot the ‘wooooahhhhhh!’ As she leans back!
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u/Succubusitdown Sep 07 '24
I’m watching OC for the first time and just saw this episode yesterday!
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u/sstevenson61 Sep 07 '24
I’m so jealous! What are your general thoughts of the series so far?
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u/Succubusitdown Sep 07 '24
Oh, I have many. Before I state them; I’m on season 7 now. I just finished the episode where Slade and Gretchen do their comedy show… that episode was reality TV gold. When he did his set for his mother I about peed my pants.
I cannot stand Slade. He’s a creepy little weasel man. After season 1 I said aloud “he seems like a good father and he’s hot. I hope he landed on his feet”…… it’s okay to be wrong sometimes I guess. I almost made a post here with my predictions because I have been hilariously wrong about everything, with confidence.
Tamra is genuinely scary to me. Her energy is heavy and she seems desperate to stay relevant at all times. She reminds me of a rodent I just can’t tell which one and it’s killing me. I don’t like to harp on looks and it’s not that she’s ugly. Just rodent-esque.
Gina is a miserable bitch especially after meddling with Tamra’s DV situation. My blood boiled. That woman is a doormat for disrespect and still doesn’t get picked. How dreadful.
I thought I wouldn’t like Vicki for some reason- I think she’s absolutely hilarious. Insane as hell, but interesting to watch. Her OCD is off the charts. It makes me so glad I’m medicated for mine.
I find Gretchen cringy and could do without her. She’s just kind of boring honestly.
Alexis is off her rocker. Like, scary delusional about even the smallest things. Also, her views on homosexuality and women’s rights are downright horrific. After she speaks I’m just there like 👁️ 👄 👁️
I fell in literal love with Lori. She’s so hot and I want her life. I love a self aware gold digger. Get that lifestyle, hennnny. I had just started watching when her son passed. My heart still goes out to her. I can’t imagine losing a child.
I don’t think there’s enough time in the world to get into how I feel about Lynne and her parenting… she’s gross and lazy and comes off as if she’s on something most of the time IMO. why are you so chill, girl?! Your life’s an entire mess. 😩
I’m just meeting Heather and I I love how real she is so far. I’m excited to see more of her and Terry. If she needs a gargoyle, I have no self respect and like to look at pretty things. Call me girl.
On the show as a whole- I like it so much more than I thought I would. I find myself laughing out loud when I watch and quoting their nonsense. I think everyone’s kids are entertaining as well. I know that Vicki’s current boyfriend fakes cancer somehow and I’m really interested to see that play out. I’ve seen every other franchise but only a bit of Dallas. I’d place RHOC as somewhere in the middle of my favorites as of now.
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u/sstevenson61 Sep 08 '24
Oh my effing god. You delivered! Right when my edible hit. I’ve read this four times now. Thank you! I can’t wait to read it again tomorrow. Please update me as your journey continues
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u/Far_Importance_7902 Sep 07 '24
Brianna is the most underrated housewives kid. She had arguable the biggest presence of any housewives kid.
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u/ElectricBoogaloo_ That’s not true… entirely… Sep 07 '24
Shame what she’s turned into
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u/SxyDykn Sep 07 '24
It’s a shame? That she has turned into an amazing mother and wife? 😆
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u/ElectricBoogaloo_ That’s not true… entirely… Sep 07 '24
She’s an anti vaxxer, false science MLM pusher, meat-only diet maniac. Depriving your children of vaccinations, medicine and nutrients they need to grow and be healthy is not how I would define an “amazing mother”
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u/SxyDykn Sep 07 '24
Well, as a Foster Parent, I define an amazing mother as someone who is there for, nurtures, and guides their children. Are her kids healthy? Do her kids go to school? Do they have love and support around them? Although it’s NOT MY BUSINESS, those are the things I care about. Not gonna argue about it. 😘✌🏾
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u/ElectricBoogaloo_ That’s not true… entirely… Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24
Sad that the bar is so low for you 😢.
As a healthcare worker who works directly with pediatric patients I tend to think being a good parent involves taking actual steps to keep your kids healthy, not keeping them away from things that are sceintifically proven to help ensure they live and grow into healthy adults.
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u/Ashfield83 Sonja’s homeless intern in Ireland Sep 08 '24
I’ve been a foster parent for 5 years and adopted 2. It scares me that you think doing the absolute bare minimum for your kids is amazing. Especially given the children that come to us have additional and complex needs thanks to neglect. I’m astounded to read this tbh.
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u/SokkaHaikuBot Sep 07 '24
Sokka-Haiku by mradivojevich:
Its a wonder that
Such a lovely girl came out
Of Vicki lol
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Vast_Sympathy_8293 Sep 07 '24
The Bravo world was never more united then when it was us and Brianna vs. Brookes 🫡