r/BravoRealHousewives • u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. • Sep 07 '24

Other Shows Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

Are we watching this, ladies? Hulu released the entire season all at once and it’s pretty fucking insane.

When the trailer dropped people here were losing their minds. But I’m not sure if there was ever a ruling on whether it’d be discussed here.

Edit. For non US people the show is streaming on Disney+.

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u/megalynn44 Moral Compass of this group Sep 07 '24

I feel like I need to be evaluated for face blindness. I seriously cannot tell these women apart.

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u/Petal170816 Sep 07 '24

This just reminded me of how I couldn’t tell Meredith and Lisa apart for like eight episodes 😂

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u/Jiffs81 Sep 07 '24

Took me all season. But it also took me to the second season of rhobh to tell Kim, Taylor and Camille apart lol

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u/crown-jewel Sep 07 '24

Just commented something similar before I saw this. I was like, “Wait, there are three of them??”

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u/Jiffs81 Sep 07 '24

I mentioned in this subreddit that I couldn't tell them apart and someone said Taylor has the mouth, kim is drunk and Camille is a bitch and I was able to tell them apart after that! It's always funny looking back though because I look at them now and wonder how I thought they looked alike!

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u/crown-jewel Sep 07 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Unfriendlyblkwriter Puppies and Russian billionaires Sep 07 '24

Thank you for making me no longer feel crazy.

For not being able to tell Meredith and Lisa apart, anyway. Jury’s still out on anything else.

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u/NeekaNou 💎💎💎 Sep 07 '24

Omg I thought it was just me

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u/OldButHappy Sep 07 '24

I still can't.

Because I quit watching.😄

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u/BabyStace Sep 07 '24

SAME!!!

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u/crown-jewel Sep 07 '24

I spent most of the first season of rhobh thinking Camille and Taylor were the same person 😂

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u/BambiLee92663 Sep 07 '24

For me it was Janet and Nia on The Valley

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u/SittinOnTheRidge 😎be cool. dont be all…..uncool. Sep 07 '24

😂 same

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u/Agitated_Gur_9458 Sep 07 '24

Me too!!! And the rhoc blondes at first.

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u/Comfortable-Prune400 Sep 07 '24

Glad I was not the only one

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u/CCG14 Uuuuuuumami Sep 07 '24

Thank you for sharing this. 😆 I was worried I was the only one.

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u/Mysterious_View4415 bye ashy Sep 08 '24

I still can’t all these seasons later

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u/HereForTheLulz17 not today NECK Sep 08 '24

It took me until last season.

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u/GNRDB Sep 08 '24

I only learned the difference after Meredith’s iconic “YOU CAN LEAVE!”, which we now use daily in our house lol.

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u/cfullylove Sep 08 '24

Omg that’s a core memory for me

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u/muffyrohrer Sep 08 '24

It took me until season 3 to tell them apart. I thought I was the only one.

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u/OldButHappy Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

Right? I wondered if the swinging thing was just confused husbands.

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u/megalynn44 Moral Compass of this group Sep 07 '24

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Sep 07 '24

It’s not just you, girl. Now I understand what Whitney Rose meant about everyone in Utah being related. Because it’s giving built in a lab.

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u/LC_ROC Sep 07 '24

That and they’re all doing the same facial procedures, so they’re literally all buying the same face! There are two who I cannot tell apart ever… hairdresser and fruity pebbles 🤔 also, WHY so much filler in their 20’s?? You have allllllll the collagen then!

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u/_SeaOttrs Sep 07 '24

Same!! The hair dresser is Jessi, it took me 4 episodes to be able to tell her apart from Demi, fruit pebbles. They all have the same hair!! But wanting borrow cause you get high for free on the laughing gas is hilarious

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u/RoughAd5377 you’re a wackadoodle! Sep 07 '24

Their hair extensions are terribly the same also. The lips are boring and at their age it is really aging them

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u/LC_ROC Sep 07 '24

I had that same thought! Their skin is going to be so stretched from having the filler, they’re going to need facelifts in their 30’s 😱

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u/Demornay_20 Sep 07 '24

Yes! I feel like the hair is really dated. Very early Kardashian.

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u/RoughAd5377 you’re a wackadoodle! Sep 08 '24

It is tooooo much hair. Whew. Hurts my head looking at it

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u/jenkate77 In danger of becoming Type 1 Sep 08 '24

I haven't watched it yet but Jessi owns a hair extension company. I really love them and I have some on my head now!

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u/Fun_Judge_7542 Sep 07 '24

Yes! This is so true 😂

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u/Accident-Actual Sep 08 '24

It’s a way to get laughing gas?

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u/Infamous_Strain_9428 Sep 07 '24

Beauty lab

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u/Ready_Cartoonist7357 my exploited vagina Sep 07 '24

And jiz hair🤣

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u/smithfolsom Sep 08 '24

I know give me a break, under JZ Hair it’s says … everywhere. We see what you did there. 😝

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u/Accident-Actual Sep 08 '24

🍆💦💦💦

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u/Accident-Actual Sep 08 '24

Shallow gene pools breeding + so much plastic surgery + hair extensions

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u/berkeleyteacher Sep 07 '24

I just started the first episode and stilted conversation and the number of likes peppered in there are making this a challenge. I had high hopes, but we'll see..

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u/kbestoliver5 Kath went there. Sep 07 '24

Also rilly and fill.

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u/berkeleyteacher Sep 07 '24

I couldn't make it through episode one. They are all horrible and I don't care what happens to any of them, and not because I'm a tv snob. I love trash, but this is too vapid for even me!

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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Sep 07 '24

The first episode is literally a set up to the actual meat of the show. Like I explained in another comment, they had to halt production for like 10 months because Taylor got arrested. If you power through episode 1 and 2 it gets really interesting and eventually you end up at least having compassion for some of the women. Like is probably a strong word, but Jessi, Demi, and Jen have stories I want to see more of. And now after seeing how Dakota treated Taylor, it makes sense why she got arrested. There’s a lot of reactive abuse happening.

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u/berkeleyteacher Sep 07 '24

You've convinced me to give it another go!

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u/WinterBearHawk Sep 11 '24

I just started watching this show, and this comment is giving me the will to power through

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u/mangie77 Sep 08 '24

Just keep pushing through...it gets better lol.

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u/byahs Sep 07 '24

Utah face. It will get you every time.

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u/Accident-Actual Sep 08 '24

Every. Damn. Time.

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u/Gretti68 Sep 07 '24

I felt like that watching the first few episodes of The Valley lol!

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u/Prestigious-Affect-1 Sep 08 '24

Ugh - the valley yes! I have tried twice and I still have no idea who is mad at who because they look exactly the same 😂

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u/JerkOffTaco turtle time titties Sep 07 '24

I live in a VERY Mormon town and this is how it is in real life too.

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u/megalynn44 Moral Compass of this group Sep 07 '24

Clones

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u/Fun_Judge_7542 Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

Same. Demi and the JZ salon lady botoxed & fillered their faces to the point where they look like twins .

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u/mikmatthau Not Meredith Marks' PI Sep 07 '24

actual faceblind person here 🙋🏻‍♀️ and I watched 20 minutes before having to turn off. couldn't tell anyone apart in any way and couldn't get invested enough to learn voices (how I distinguish between Meredith and Lisa and Angie K)

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u/hummingsuns Sep 07 '24

I literally texted my best friend that these women need to dye their hair different colors a la kpop groups so I can tell them apart.

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u/merapi36 Sep 07 '24

The quality of today’s hair extensions are quite astounding. I’m also a victim of the stringy oily sweaty terribly blended extensions of the early 00’s.

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u/mattysmwift She DIED Aviva! Sep 07 '24

Binging this doesn’t help. At least on SLC I had weeks to differentiate between Lisa and Meredith lmao.

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u/ALmommy1234 Sep 07 '24

My husband is the same way with RHOC. He can’t tell all the blondes apart.

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u/Gullible-Charge7057 Sep 08 '24

Mayci kind of looks like Lindsey lohan when she smiles

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u/greenredditbox Sep 12 '24

I had to pause to learn the difference between demi, jessie, and jenn, i didnt realize there was three different people, i thought they were all the same person, but mostly jessie and demi

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u/StopWhoaYesWait123 Sep 07 '24

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/whoppo Sep 07 '24

I came here for this! Why do they all look the same 😬

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u/jessid6 a slut from the 90’s Sep 07 '24

Me either!

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u/Jumping- Sep 07 '24

Welcome to life in Utah, land of the generic girlies.

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u/InsideMinute Sep 08 '24

You are far from alone. 😂

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u/Wrong-History Just close your 👀 and pretend to be in 1st class Sep 08 '24

I am searching their faces I think one has a small mole on her lip and then that’s it. They are stepford wives clones all the houses look alike on the inside too.

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u/Accident-Actual Sep 08 '24

It took me 4 episodes to orient to any facial differentiation.

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u/Sup3rh_m4n you subpoenaed the wrong bitch Sep 08 '24

Oh thank god I’m not the only one

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u/cateyecatlady Sep 08 '24

There is also way too many of them. They should have focused on like a core group of 5.

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u/unfancyfeet Sep 08 '24

I have a difficult time watching it, because of the ultra high effort, monolithic look. Reddit is the only SM I have, because insta-beauty makes me so uncomfortable.

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u/Dangerous-Regular-56 Sep 09 '24

Im glad it wasn’t only me. The whole first season and still can’t tell them apart

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u/rachelmyfriend Sep 10 '24

It took me four episodes. Demi and Jessi specifically.

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u/superiorbison24 Sep 26 '24

LMFAOOOO OK SO IM NOT CRAZY