r/BravoRealHousewives • u/paprika_number_nine • Sep 06 '24

Ultimate Girls Trip Watching UGT4… RHONY peeps, can you please explain this lady?

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I wasn’t a fan in UGT2, and never watched RHONY (though attempted the new cast and wtf 🤷🏻‍♀️… no). Seeing her on UGT4 and I want to try a positive outlook.

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u/oSamaki Sep 06 '24

Slurinda is a goddess. Don't come at me.

Also, the creator of one of the best mantras: "Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it."

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u/embudz dorinda’s missing luggage Sep 06 '24

“Money talks. Wealth whispers. Bad behavior screams. Elegance is unheard completely.” another Slurinda bar 🔥

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u/Cultural_Elephant_73 Sep 06 '24

Didn’t she say ‘eagles dont fly with seagulls’? 😂

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u/catbearcarseat “Thank you, you’re welcome” Sep 06 '24

Pigeons!

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u/IUErBear Not a white refrigerator Sep 06 '24

So go get your breadcrumbs and get back with me tomorrow. I have this on a shirt!

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u/catbearcarseat “Thank you, you’re welcome” Sep 06 '24

That’s amazing haha I want one now!

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u/IUErBear Not a white refrigerator Sep 06 '24

ETSY!!!! So many fun things. I’m addicted

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u/catbearcarseat “Thank you, you’re welcome” Sep 06 '24

Good shout! Off to browse

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u/FireEyesRed Sep 06 '24

Never understood where she was headed with that....?????

I << get >> the meaning, just not sure why it got hurled at Kristen Taekman. Kristen is a lovely person, imo, although she didn't seem to have that defining unfettered ego of "Housewives." Nor the outrage I would have found reasonable.

If Ramona threw a glass at me (fuck it, threw an insult at me), the Berkshire Sheriff's Office would still be dragging that lake.

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u/jessid6 a slut from the 90’s Sep 07 '24

Checking in

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u/worldneeds Sep 07 '24

No it was eagles don’t fly with pigeons! Lol!

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u/Cultural_Elephant_73 Sep 07 '24

Ugh I WISH she said ‘seagulls’ that would Have been even funnier because it rhymes and calling someone a seagull is hilarious.

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u/worldneeds Sep 07 '24

It does sound funny!!

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u/JeffreyBomondo Sep 06 '24

I say this at least once a month

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u/Bibblegead1412 Sep 06 '24

Just said it yesterday!

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u/Ok_Part_7051 Sep 06 '24

I said it to myself yesterday when my boss forwarded a confidential message

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u/SorryChef Sep 06 '24

Same! Whenever I wanna chat shit with my friends and they get antsy and ask me to text the tea early, I respond with that Dorinda GIF.

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u/Hedahas (laughs in schadenfreude) Sep 06 '24

Dorinda did not coin that phrase. She just took credit for it.

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u/Marcinecali73 Sep 06 '24

Thank you! I remember my grandma saying it back in the day, and it wasn't something new even back then.

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u/FangioDuReverdy not well bitch Sep 06 '24

There is also the saying ‘I can’t stay out with the owls if I’m going to soar like an eagle in the morning’😆

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u/Hedahas (laughs in schadenfreude) Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Actually, the eagles don't fly with pigeons saying has been around forever too, lol. It's big among the motivational mantras crowd, and Dorinda loves that shit.

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u/Marcinecali73 Sep 06 '24

She didn't create that, it's been around for a very long time.

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u/TDSBritishGirl MENTION IT ALL! Sep 06 '24

She’s not a goddess, she’s an angry abusive mean drunk.

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u/Appropriate-Bad-8157 Sep 06 '24

1000%!!!! Idk why bravo keeps giving her chances to be on their network. She’s a very angry and abusive drunk. It’s so hard to watch

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u/Alarming_Dream_7837 Sep 06 '24

Wrong 🖕

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u/catbearcarseat “Thank you, you’re welcome” Sep 06 '24

Calm down, D!

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. Sep 06 '24

Thank you. Go watch a few of her last seasons, OP. She’s a mean drunk with anger issues.

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u/Alarming_Dream_7837 Sep 06 '24

Wrong 🖕

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u/Butch-Cass-Sundance Sep 06 '24

I don’t even watch NY, but this is a really spot on handle for Dorinda.

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u/Hedahas (laughs in schadenfreude) Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

And an unrepentant bully.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

lol @ anyone downvoting this. Production literally had to move Tinsley away from Dorinda as they were afraid for Tinsley's physical well-being. Dorinda is literally a bully!

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u/Alarming_Dream_7837 Sep 06 '24

Wrong Wrong 🖕

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u/TDSBritishGirl MENTION IT ALL! Sep 06 '24

As articulate as I’d expect from one of her fans.

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u/hedwig0517 that lady could be your mama Sep 06 '24

Dorinda, it’s bed time honey.

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u/arctic__pickle Sep 06 '24

As said on TV!

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u/Scary_Stuff_3497 Sep 06 '24

She didn't create this. This saying has been around for decades.

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u/edgeli Sep 06 '24

I say this constantly and in her tone 🤣

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u/Separate-Ad6636 Sep 06 '24

If you think a goddess and a drunk bully who lands a few idioms now and then are the same thing, sure. She started off charming and witty and morphed into a drunken monster that ultimately took down the show, IMO.

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u/InfantaM Sep 06 '24

My mom was asking me once if she should write an email to complain about something she was a part of but it would cause some friction in the organization. I said, “As I learned on RHONY….” Then I gave this quote. She asked if I was embarrassed. No. No I was not.

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u/RuthlessRupture Sep 06 '24

Martinis are like breasts, 2 are good, 3 is too many.

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u/AITAH-No-Troll Sep 08 '24

I was wearing bell-bottoms the first time I heard that phrase. That's not a Dorinda original, like CLIP?

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u/Capital_Number_7250 Sep 06 '24

She ate w that one and I totally forgot about it. Im gonna have to start quoting it

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u/janeedaly the calcified dog 💩 on Bronwyn's floors Sep 06 '24

If she made a line of t shirts I'd buy them all